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2018-02-09 07:16:32 AM  
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2018-02-09 07:27:31 AM  
Her (the twitter linked) discussion about Adam Waldman flipping is interesting. Also that Hannity may have outed him flipping and therefore he's likely on "accidental elevator shaft suicide" watch
 
2018-02-09 08:27:42 AM  
I dunno... I'm in too good of a mood to subject myself to this. I had an old friend come in from out of town and I'm really tired this morning.

I'll amuse myself with bitcoin hilarity... that well is deep. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-​4​3003740?ocid=socialflow_twitter
 
2018-02-09 08:30:35 AM  
Let's not fall into the endless treadmill of "my sources are telling me that Hillary gets indicted any day now!" hysteria that infected our compatriots on the right.  It's tempting to think that your enemies are just about to be vanquished.  Be mindful of that and don't get yourself believing in something just because you want it so badly.  This might take a very, very long time.
 
2018-02-09 08:34:48 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I dunno... I'm in too good of a mood to subject myself to this. I had an old friend come in from out of town and I'm really tired this morning.

I'll amuse myself with bitcoin hilarity... that well is deep. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-4​3003740?ocid=socialflow_twitter


how good a friend? *waggles eyebrow*
 
2018-02-09 08:37:07 AM  

somedude210: Tr0mBoNe: I dunno... I'm in too good of a mood to subject myself to this. I had an old friend come in from out of town and I'm really tired this morning.

I'll amuse myself with bitcoin hilarity... that well is deep. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-4​3003740?ocid=socialflow_twitter

how good a friend? *waggles eyebrow*


Extremely
 
2018-02-09 08:45:39 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: somedude210: Tr0mBoNe: I dunno... I'm in too good of a mood to subject myself to this. I had an old friend come in from out of town and I'm really tired this morning.

I'll amuse myself with bitcoin hilarity... that well is deep. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-4​3003740?ocid=socialflow_twitter

how good a friend? *waggles eyebrow*

Extremely


*internet high five* good for you! Take two impeachments out of petty cash
 
2018-02-09 08:47:54 AM  
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Poor Bill.
 
2018-02-09 08:48:18 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Let's not fall into the endless treadmill of "my sources are telling me that Hillary gets indicted any day now!" hysteria that infected our compatriots on the right.  It's tempting to think that your enemies are just about to be vanquished.  Be mindful of that and don't get yourself believing in something just because you want it so badly.  This might take a very, very long time.


This. Things will happen when they happen. Not before. While we wait for that to happen, make sure you're registered to vote. Bring a friend. Then vote. Bring a friend. Have that friend bring a friend.
 
2018-02-09 08:50:02 AM  

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Poor Bill.


To steal directly from the Onion. It's good that Congress can put aside partisan differences for the good of military contractors.

And to repeat myself from previously, this military worship is going to end badly.
 
2018-02-09 08:52:23 AM  
https://twitter.com/annafifield/statu​s​/961927956074397696
https://twitter.com/annafifield/statu​s​/961929217788162048

Major screw-up at VIP reception before PyeongChang Olympics opening ceremony: VP Pence showed up late, after dinner had begun, and there was no seat for him because he was supposed to have dinner with the US athletes...

So Pence went around the table and greeted/shook hands with everyone - except North Korea's Kim Yong Nam, who was sitting between the UN sec-gen Guterres and IOC chairman Bach

They have the best staff. Greatest staff. Legendary staff.
 
2018-02-09 08:54:29 AM  
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I can't even.
 
2018-02-09 09:05:18 AM  

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I can't even.


best to only point and laugh
 
2018-02-09 09:08:52 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: [img.fark.net image 640x400]
I can't even.


That's..... IN-FARKING-SANE

Wasn't he the great unifier last week? Jesus Christ on a cracker am I glad not to be an American
 
2018-02-09 09:24:55 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: [img.fark.net image 640x400]
I can't even.


Wait. This is REAL?
It's like he shot his dick off and then came back for his balls.
 
2018-02-09 09:39:16 AM  
Lethal?

Good.

RICO Lethal?

Please?
 
2018-02-09 09:47:07 AM  
another one:

"Costs on non-military lines will never come down if we do not elect more Republicans in the 2018 Election, and beyond. This Bill is a BIG VICTORY for our Military, but much waste in order to get Dem votes. Fortunately, DACA not included in this Bill, negotiations to start now!"
 
2018-02-09 10:26:18 AM  
justice-boner blue balls?

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2018-02-09 10:53:13 AM  
If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.
 
2018-02-09 11:02:39 AM  
so I finally caught up on The Americans the other day, and one of the last episodes from season 5, Oleg and his dad are having a heart-to-heart about he state of the USSR (this is 1984-5)

"So Andropov doesn't care about corruption?"

"Of course he cares! We all care! It's eating our country alive!"

I dunno, just reminded me about how we have all been feeling this last year+20 days

"So are you saying Americans don't care about Trump's corruption?"

"Of course they care! We all care! Trump is eating our country alive!"
 
2018-02-09 11:28:26 AM  

edmo: If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.


This.  Round up every one of the Fox "News" on air personalities (except Shep, send him to MSNBC in trade for Hugh Hewett), load them up on the top of a Falcon Heavy and shoot those assholes straight into the sun.
 
2018-02-09 11:34:37 AM  

Praise Cheesus: edmo: If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.

This.  Round up every one of the Fox "News" on air personalities (except Shep, send him to MSNBC in trade for Hugh Hewett), load them up on the top of a Falcon Heavy and shoot those assholes straight into the sun.


if we did that, would we give them a window to let them see their impending fate or have them wake up in a windowless ship with no idea where they are or their impending doom.

I'm not sure what the...more humane way is. I mean, knowing these chucklef*cks, one of them will open a hatch and they all get sucked out into the abyss
 
2018-02-09 11:46:09 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: https://twitter.com/annafifield/statu​s​/961927956074397696
https://twitter.com/annafifield/status​/961929217788162048

Major screw-up at VIP reception before PyeongChang Olympics opening ceremony: VP Pence showed up late, after dinner had begun, and there was no seat for him because he was supposed to have dinner with the US athletes...

So Pence went around the table and greeted/shook hands with everyone - except North Korea's Kim Yong Nam, who was sitting between the UN sec-gen Guterres and IOC chairman Bach

They have the best staff. Greatest staff. Legendary staff.


The whole White House is being run by a bunch of high school graduates with no experience, education or skills. They goof up constantly, and I'm not sure that they notice or care.
 
2018-02-09 11:52:31 AM  

somedude210: Praise Cheesus: edmo: If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.

This.  Round up every one of the Fox "News" on air personalities (except Shep, send him to MSNBC in trade for Hugh Hewett), load them up on the top of a Falcon Heavy and shoot those assholes straight into the sun.

if we did that, would we give them a window to let them see their impending fate or have them wake up in a windowless ship with no idea where they are or their impending doom.

I'm not sure what the...more humane way is. I mean, knowing these chucklef*cks, one of them will open a hatch and they all get sucked out into the abyss


I'm thinking an automated shutter at the front of the capsule.  Open it at T-30 seconds to impact.  Tell 'em they're the first ship for the new colony to get them on board.
 
2018-02-09 11:57:38 AM  

Praise Cheesus: somedude210: Praise Cheesus: edmo: If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.

This.  Round up every one of the Fox "News" on air personalities (except Shep, send him to MSNBC in trade for Hugh Hewett), load them up on the top of a Falcon Heavy and shoot those assholes straight into the sun.

if we did that, would we give them a window to let them see their impending fate or have them wake up in a windowless ship with no idea where they are or their impending doom.

I'm not sure what the...more humane way is. I mean, knowing these chucklef*cks, one of them will open a hatch and they all get sucked out into the abyss

I'm thinking an automated shutter at the front of the capsule.  Open it at T-30 seconds to impact.  Tell 'em they're the first ship for the new colony to get them on board.


Fark that.

Everyone found to have worked with a hostile foreign power to mess with our democracy should be hanged.

No mercy.
 
2018-02-09 01:07:35 PM  
Isn't today the deadline to release Schiff's rebuttal memo? Any word on that? Any truth to the rumor is that it contains at least one page documenting a Russia-linked orchard's daily grapefruit deliveries to Devin Nunes's office?
 
2018-02-09 01:33:07 PM  
Trump's full remarks on Porter.

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It's. It's certainly something. Wow. I mean... sheesh. There's tone deaf, and then there's this.
 
2018-02-09 01:34:06 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Trump's full remarks on Porter.

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It's. It's certainly something. Wow. I mean... sheesh. There's tone deaf, and then there's this.


In fact, the Weeners on the twatter post I found this on:

It's more than tone deaf. It's empathy with the abuser. He relates and doesn't find any problems with abusing women. Finds the airing of the behavior to be the problem. There is no place in America's White House for this kind of man. He must go. #TrumpMustGo @JulieMNichols
 
2018-02-09 01:34:27 PM  
Damn you, filterbot.
 
2018-02-09 01:48:48 PM  
Weeners on the Twatter is the name of my Porno for Pyros a capella tribute band
 
2018-02-09 02:02:02 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Weeners on the Twatter is the name of my Porno for Pyros a capella tribute band


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2018-02-09 02:26:57 PM  
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/both clickable
 
2018-02-09 02:35:06 PM  
I want someone to honestly release a memo written completely in Comic Sans.
 
2018-02-09 03:12:18 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Trump's full remarks on Porter.

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It's. It's certainly something. Wow. I mean... sheesh. There's tone deaf, and then there's this.


Holy. Crap.

That is just.... I have no words.
 
2018-02-09 03:17:09 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Trump's full remarks on Porter.

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It's. It's certainly something. Wow. I mean... sheesh. There's tone deaf, and then there's this.


So if Donnie was completely unaware of Porter's behaviour why the F*CK was he working with classified materials when he didn't have a permanent security clearance?? SOMEONE had to sign off on that shiat.
 
2018-02-09 03:41:16 PM  

fusillade762: Tr0mBoNe: Trump's full remarks on Porter.

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It's. It's certainly something. Wow. I mean... sheesh. There's tone deaf, and then there's this.

So if Donnie was completely unaware of Porter's behaviour why the F*CK was he working with classified materials when he didn't have a permanent security clearance?? SOMEONE had to sign off on that shiat.


and it wasn't Kelly, since he inherited this wife-beating piece of shiat.
 
2018-02-09 03:44:37 PM  

Praise Cheesus: edmo: If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.

This.  Round up every one of the Fox "News" on air personalities (except Shep, send him to MSNBC in trade for Hugh Hewett), load them up on the top of a Falcon Heavy and shoot those assholes straight into the sun.


Nah. Nah. Put them in a Russian Soyuz capsule, name it Trump Tower and then launch that f*cker.
 
2018-02-09 04:12:32 PM  

somedude210: Her (the twitter linked) discussion about Adam Waldman flipping is interesting. Also that Hannity may have outed him flipping and therefore he's likely on "accidental elevator shaft suicide" watch


That thread is interesting, but the only thing Hannity is capable of outing is himself.  The Warner message leak came from Assange.  Assange is the Russians.
 
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2018-02-09 05:04:27 PM  

clodcomplex: somedude210: Her (the twitter linked) discussion about Adam Waldman flipping is interesting. Also that Hannity may have outed him flipping and therefore he's likely on "accidental elevator shaft suicide" watch

That thread is interesting, but the only thing Hannity is capable of outing is himself.  The Warner message leak came from Assange.  Assange is the Russians.


I hope Hannity gets impaled on a rusty steel dildo by accident
 
2018-02-09 05:04:37 PM  

Praise Cheesus: edmo: If Hannity goes down along with the rest of these turds, I'll be happy.

This.  Round up every one of the Fox "News" on air personalities (except Shep, send him to MSNBC in trade for Hugh Hewett), load them up on the top of a Falcon Heavy and shoot those assholes straight into the sun.


Why do you hate the sun?
 
2018-02-09 05:07:06 PM  
I've started side two!
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2018-02-09 05:08:47 PM  

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I can't even.


He's completely unaware that his party voted overwhelmingly for sequestration in 2011.

Yes, yes, coulda stopped after third word, etc.
 
2018-02-09 05:08:58 PM  
Wasn't the democrat rebuttal memo supposed to come out today?
 
2018-02-09 05:20:39 PM  
Ted Lieu just retweeted some amazing stuff about the US buying back stolen docs from the Russians:

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/96​2​088131137884160
 
2018-02-09 05:24:47 PM  
 
2018-02-09 05:30:05 PM  
Rachel Brand resigning from DoJ.
 
2018-02-09 05:39:28 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Rachel Brand resigning from DoJ.


They're messing with the plot continuity.  Rosensstein is supposed to resign first, then Brand, and THEN Robert Bork swoops sin and fires Mueller.  Sheesh  these guys can't even read a script.
 
2018-02-09 05:45:15 PM  
So when is #releasethememo round 2?
 
2018-02-09 05:45:26 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Rachel Brand resigning from DoJ.


I am rather surprised at this.  There was a time many thought she was a bit of a Trumper, and might actually fire Mueller if asked.  I guess not.
 
2018-02-09 05:51:38 PM  

darkeyes: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Rachel Brand resigning from DoJ.

I am rather surprised at this.  There was a time many thought she was a bit of a Trumper, and might actually fire Mueller if asked.  I guess not.


I think Rosenstein is already a witness. Maybe she's avoiding becoming one.
 
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