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(Denver Post)   Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza   ( theknow.denverpost.com) divider line
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2018-02-09 09:51:19 AM  
23 votes:
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2018-02-09 11:03:50 AM  
9 votes:
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2018-02-09 10:27:01 AM  
8 votes:

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


Well look who missed "National free money day at the bank" yesterday.
2018-02-09 09:08:46 AM  
8 votes:

BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.


No. Because that bowling ball, it's my wife.
2018-02-09 10:23:47 AM  
7 votes:

169th Cousin: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/UPXUG8q4​jKU]


Just a hard-working dad trying to feed his four teenaged kids. You know how much young turtles eat!?!
2018-02-09 10:26:32 AM  
6 votes:
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Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.
2018-02-09 12:38:53 PM  
5 votes:

RJReves: dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.

Ooh yay! It's National "Stick in the Mud" day!


Your girlfriend fell for that ??
2018-02-09 10:08:09 AM  
5 votes:
Can't wait to get the best pizza ever tonight from Dominos!
2018-02-09 10:07:32 AM  
5 votes:
This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.
2018-02-09 10:06:55 AM  
5 votes:

BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.


and Pineapple.
2018-02-09 11:03:22 AM  
4 votes:
SirEattonHogg:
It's a riot in your mouth.

....and everyone's coming.
2018-02-09 10:41:17 AM  
4 votes:

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


Ooh yay! It's National "Stick in the Mud" day!
2018-02-09 10:15:08 AM  
4 votes:
Right above the obesity thread. Niiiiice.
2018-02-09 10:14:44 AM  
4 votes:

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


That's surprising.  She's got pepperoni on her pizza when I know she prefers the sausage.
2018-02-09 10:54:09 AM  
3 votes:

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Solty Dog: This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.

The pineapple adds weight to help compact down the rest of the trash when you throw the pizza in the trash can.


Pineapple on a pizza - or Hawaiian pizza as it were was invented by a guy in Canuckistan who didn't know sweet-bugger-all aboot pizza or Hawaii. He died recently (not of shame).
Obie
2018-02-09 10:27:22 AM  
3 votes:
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Gimme!

/suck it, haters
2018-02-09 10:17:11 AM  
3 votes:
Mods are asleep, post cheese pizza!
2018-02-09 10:14:53 AM  
3 votes:
Pizza is pleb food.  Fit only for the lowliest of the pitiful masses, and only to provide the basic energy to toil in the fields and serve their societal betters.  Commoners.
2018-02-09 10:13:35 AM  
3 votes:
Chicago style ! The best .
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2018-02-09 10:12:35 AM  
3 votes:
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2018-02-09 09:33:29 AM  
3 votes:
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2018-02-09 12:37:56 PM  
2 votes:
How is there no Aquabats here this is a disgrace
The Aquabats - Pizza Day
Youtube fK5CLplRIno

/That's much better
2018-02-09 11:30:06 AM  
2 votes:
Allow me to include an old reference. Back when the USA network was good.

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2018-02-09 11:16:34 AM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


There's no pizza in that photo, how is it relevant?
2018-02-09 11:08:54 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 10:44:34 AM  
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]
Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.


Pizzaface pic

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2018-02-09 10:39:01 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 10:25:19 AM  
2 votes:

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


i'm thinking we should probably stay off of your lawn.
2018-02-09 10:17:21 AM  
2 votes:
New York City rat taking pizza home on the subway (Pizza Rat)
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2018-02-09 10:09:46 AM  
2 votes:
DiGiorno just came out with a pan pizza and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had. It honestly does rival delivery pizza.  The store carried it for a week and hasn't restocked.  I'm pretty pissed about it.
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2018-02-09 10:09:13 AM  
2 votes:
Shut up, Chicago!

/Preemptive
2018-02-09 10:08:32 AM  
2 votes:

RJReves: RJReves: [img.fark.net image 245x138]

Also

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Hi Felicia.
2018-02-09 10:08:31 AM  
2 votes:

John Buck 41: ONLY cheese? Hell, no.


right,,, gotta add pineapple and Chicago style crust
2018-02-09 09:40:40 AM  
2 votes:

RJReves: [img.fark.net image 245x138]


Also

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2018-02-09 03:33:54 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.


Jesus Christ, that's gotta be the rock-bottom of dieting, right there.
A crust-less "pizza" in a bowl sounds more dignified.
2018-02-09 02:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
fiddlehead:

My local joint offers chunks of cream cheese as a topping. Sausage cream cheese pizza is divine.

what the fark is wrong with you?
2018-02-09 12:58:33 PM  
1 vote:

shutyourass: For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.

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I name it Steve
2018-02-09 11:47:26 AM  
1 vote:

Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.


I disagree, there is no god.
2018-02-09 11:31:31 AM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Username checks out...
2018-02-09 11:09:33 AM  
1 vote:
2018-02-09 10:46:24 AM  
1 vote:

Solty Dog: This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.


The pineapple adds weight to help compact down the rest of the trash when you throw the pizza in the trash can.
2018-02-09 10:45:02 AM  
1 vote:

The Dog Ate My Homework: Right above the obesity thread. Niiiiice.


it should have been before.
2018-02-09 10:42:44 AM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: What I remember about seeing the "Bicycle Thief" (1948) in college film class a looong time ago:

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Waiter:  "Stupid boy, we no hava pizza here.  This is not a pizzeria!"

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Main character: "Mama mia! I no canna finda my bicycle!"

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The end.


That is exactly the same experience I had.

And for the record, this is what I remember about Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon...

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2018-02-09 10:40:47 AM  
1 vote:

Gentlequiet: Petit_Merdeux: "Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

Pepe's begs to differ.


Oh, like I care what some filthy illegal immigrant does to pizza.
2018-02-09 10:33:11 AM  
1 vote:
What I remember about seeing the "Bicycle Thief" (1948) in college film class a looong time ago:

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Waiter:  "Stupid boy, we no hava pizza here.  This is not a pizzeria!"

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Main character: "Mama mia! I no canna finda my bicycle!"

 
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The end.
2018-02-09 10:33:07 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Gimme!

/suck it, haters


Tomato pie is great, but calling it pizza is the rub.
2018-02-09 10:24:45 AM  
1 vote:
I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.
2018-02-09 10:20:19 AM  
1 vote:
No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.
2018-02-09 10:15:18 AM  
1 vote:
OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.
2018-02-09 10:09:31 AM  
1 vote:
Pizza Day
Youtube R8AzwErzDxg
 
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