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(Denver Post)   Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza   ( theknow.denverpost.com) divider line
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2018-02-09 10:49:53 AM  
12 votes:

Danger Mouse: Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.

Close.  But CT has better pies than NY.


Detroit style, mutherfarkers.
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It's a riot in your mouth.
2018-02-09 10:12:35 AM  
9 votes:
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2018-02-09 10:15:18 AM  
7 votes:
OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.
2018-02-09 10:07:46 AM  
7 votes:
"Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

If it only has cheese, then your pizza is bad and you should feel bad.

/and if it has mushrooms, that's just gross
2018-02-09 09:40:35 AM  
7 votes:
"Pilot and Flying J Travel Centers"
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Not really, but those are hardly "the best deals nationwide" since there are only six places represented. Three are in Denver, and one is an ice cream place.

/love me some cheese pizza
2018-02-09 10:25:19 AM  
6 votes:

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


i'm thinking we should probably stay off of your lawn.
2018-02-09 10:15:40 AM  
6 votes:
And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza
especially if you throw some pepperoni on there, and some bacon, onions black olives etc.
2018-02-09 10:27:22 AM  
5 votes:
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Gimme!

/suck it, haters
2018-02-09 10:16:50 AM  
5 votes:

Petit_Merdeux: "Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

If it only has cheese, then your pizza is bad and you should feel bad.

/and if it has mushrooms, that's just gross



YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

/sausage, mushrooms, onions and green bell pepper.
2018-02-09 10:09:46 AM  
5 votes:
DiGiorno just came out with a pan pizza and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had. It honestly does rival delivery pizza.  The store carried it for a week and hasn't restocked.  I'm pretty pissed about it.
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2018-02-09 10:02:15 AM  
5 votes:
ONLY cheese? Hell, no.
2018-02-09 10:15:12 AM  
4 votes:
Cheese-only pizza is for schmucks.
2018-02-09 10:11:10 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-09 11:10:19 AM  
3 votes:
Deep dish Ham, pineapple, and green peppers with extra sauce and parmesan and pepper flakes to finish.

Yes.

I typed it.

There it is.

Deal with it.
2018-02-09 10:47:15 AM  
3 votes:

Norad: Cheese-only pizza is for schmucks.


No cheese only is a great way to find out if the pizza place is good or not and isn't hiding behind all the toppings burning out your taste buds.  Easy to tell if they use good cheese, sauce, or dough.
2018-02-09 10:46:24 AM  
3 votes:

Solty Dog: This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.


The pineapple adds weight to help compact down the rest of the trash when you throw the pizza in the trash can.
2018-02-09 10:20:19 AM  
3 votes:
No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.
2018-02-09 10:17:09 AM  
3 votes:
Thin crust. Pepperoni. Mushrooms. Onions. Minced garlic. Stone baked well done.

/YMDV
/your mileage does vary
2018-02-09 10:16:07 AM  
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Everyone loves a buxom brunette eating a slice.
2018-02-09 10:13:35 AM  
3 votes:
Chicago style ! The best .
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2018-02-09 02:49:38 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.


Cauliflower crust pizza? Sorry, if you choose that path, you  go alone.

May the lord have mercy on your soul, you heathen skinny fark,
2018-02-09 12:37:56 PM  
2 votes:
How is there no Aquabats here this is a disgrace
The Aquabats - Pizza Day
Youtube fK5CLplRIno

/That's much better
2018-02-09 12:19:27 PM  
2 votes:
Also, there's not a lot of good things about living in Connecticut, but Frank Pepe's pizza is one of the few. Although I haven't been brave enough to try the clam pie.

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2018-02-09 11:06:31 AM  
2 votes:

JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]


I have to think that the director was going for the pizza, in the box, landing on the roof and instead got that magical shot and knew enough to keep it because it was amazing.
2018-02-09 11:03:12 AM  
2 votes:

Brat E. Pants: I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.


Baked potatoes require salt and pepper only.
2018-02-09 10:36:54 AM  
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]
Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.


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2018-02-09 10:33:27 AM  
2 votes:

Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.


Close.  But CT has better pies than NY.
2018-02-09 10:33:07 AM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Gimme!

/suck it, haters


Tomato pie is great, but calling it pizza is the rub.
2018-02-09 09:08:46 AM  
2 votes:

BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.


No. Because that bowling ball, it's my wife.
2018-02-09 08:52:42 AM  
2 votes:
Pizza | Basics with Babish
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2018-02-09 03:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
Hawaiian pizza is awesome.  The pineapple is like a sweet, cool treat.
2018-02-09 02:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
fiddlehead:

My local joint offers chunks of cream cheese as a topping. Sausage cream cheese pizza is divine.

what the fark is wrong with you?
2018-02-09 01:42:29 PM  
1 vote:
2018-02-09 11:53:13 AM  
1 vote:

shutyourass: For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.

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Is it famous for not serving beer cause good pizza demands beer, this is not good pizza.
2018-02-09 11:43:59 AM  
1 vote:

Gleeman: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]

There's no pizza in that photo, how is it relevant?


Dude, those are always relevant!
2018-02-09 11:30:06 AM  
1 vote:
Allow me to include an old reference. Back when the USA network was good.

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2018-02-09 11:22:26 AM  
1 vote:

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


So then National Steak and a BJ Day is not something you appreciate? My wife is actually down with  it once I explained it, she had never heard of it.

Showed her a link to it on the internet and she just said OK it's true
2018-02-09 11:11:19 AM  
1 vote:

shootsright: Brat E. Pants: I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.

Baked potatoes require salt and pepper only.


No butter? Heathen!
2018-02-09 11:08:05 AM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]

I have to think that the director was going for the pizza, in the box, landing on the roof and instead got that magical shot and knew enough to keep it because it was amazing.


Nice how they had to insert a line in a later episode to explain why the pizza was not cut into slices.
2018-02-09 11:04:13 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Gimme!

/suck it, haters


Lou Malnati's? Yes please!

My local joint offers chunks of cream cheese as a topping. Sausage cream cheese pizza is divine.
2018-02-09 10:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
Detroit style with sausage, onion and green chili's. God's gift right there
Pineapple has it's place if it is combined with ham and jalapeno
2018-02-09 10:42:44 AM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: What I remember about seeing the "Bicycle Thief" (1948) in college film class a looong time ago:

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Waiter:  "Stupid boy, we no hava pizza here.  This is not a pizzeria!"

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Main character: "Mama mia! I no canna finda my bicycle!"

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The end.


That is exactly the same experience I had.

And for the record, this is what I remember about Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon...

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2018-02-09 10:41:17 AM  
1 vote:

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


Ooh yay! It's National "Stick in the Mud" day!
2018-02-09 10:40:47 AM  
1 vote:

Gentlequiet: Petit_Merdeux: "Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

Pepe's begs to differ.


Oh, like I care what some filthy illegal immigrant does to pizza.
2018-02-09 10:36:45 AM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Username checks out.
2018-02-09 10:33:11 AM  
1 vote:
What I remember about seeing the "Bicycle Thief" (1948) in college film class a looong time ago:

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Waiter:  "Stupid boy, we no hava pizza here.  This is not a pizzeria!"

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Main character: "Mama mia! I no canna finda my bicycle!"

 
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The end.
2018-02-09 10:26:32 AM  
1 vote:
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Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.
2018-02-09 10:24:45 AM  
1 vote:
I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.
2018-02-09 10:23:47 AM  
1 vote:

169th Cousin: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/UPXUG8q4​jKU]


Just a hard-working dad trying to feed his four teenaged kids. You know how much young turtles eat!?!
2018-02-09 10:15:08 AM  
1 vote:
Right above the obesity thread. Niiiiice.
2018-02-09 10:13:26 AM  
1 vote:

idrow: DiGiorno just came out with a pan pizza and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had. It honestly does rival delivery pizza.  The store carried it for a week and hasn't restocked.  I'm pretty pissed about it.
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I agree.  They are pretty dam good for frozen pizza.  They are $9 though, but they were great in a pinch for football season.
2018-02-09 10:09:31 AM  
1 vote:
Pizza Day
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2018-02-09 10:07:32 AM  
1 vote:
This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.
2018-02-09 10:06:55 AM  
1 vote:

BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.


and Pineapple.
2018-02-09 09:40:40 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: [img.fark.net image 245x138]


Also

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2018-02-09 09:33:29 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-09 08:41:11 AM  
1 vote:
Get Anchovies.
 
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