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(Denver Post)   Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza   ( theknow.denverpost.com) divider line
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2018-02-09 08:41:11 AM  
Get Anchovies.
 
2018-02-09 08:52:42 AM  
Pizza | Basics with Babish
Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI
 
2018-02-09 09:08:46 AM  

BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.


No. Because that bowling ball, it's my wife.
 
2018-02-09 09:33:29 AM  
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2018-02-09 09:40:35 AM  
"Pilot and Flying J Travel Centers"
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Not really, but those are hardly "the best deals nationwide" since there are only six places represented. Three are in Denver, and one is an ice cream place.

/love me some cheese pizza
 
2018-02-09 09:40:40 AM  

RJReves: [img.fark.net image 245x138]


Also

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2018-02-09 09:51:19 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:02:15 AM  
ONLY cheese? Hell, no.
 
2018-02-09 10:06:55 AM  

BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.


and Pineapple.
 
2018-02-09 10:07:32 AM  
This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.
 
2018-02-09 10:07:46 AM  
"Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

If it only has cheese, then your pizza is bad and you should feel bad.

/and if it has mushrooms, that's just gross
 
2018-02-09 10:07:48 AM  
These are the 'best'?  Seriously??
 
2018-02-09 10:08:09 AM  
Can't wait to get the best pizza ever tonight from Dominos!
 
2018-02-09 10:08:31 AM  

John Buck 41: ONLY cheese? Hell, no.


right,,, gotta add pineapple and Chicago style crust
 
2018-02-09 10:08:32 AM  

RJReves: RJReves: [img.fark.net image 245x138]

Also

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Hi Felicia.
 
2018-02-09 10:09:13 AM  
Shut up, Chicago!

/Preemptive
 
2018-02-09 10:09:31 AM  
Pizza Day
Youtube R8AzwErzDxg
 
2018-02-09 10:09:46 AM  
DiGiorno just came out with a pan pizza and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had. It honestly does rival delivery pizza.  The store carried it for a week and hasn't restocked.  I'm pretty pissed about it.
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2018-02-09 10:11:10 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:12:35 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:13:26 AM  

idrow: DiGiorno just came out with a pan pizza and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had. It honestly does rival delivery pizza.  The store carried it for a week and hasn't restocked.  I'm pretty pissed about it.
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I agree.  They are pretty dam good for frozen pizza.  They are $9 though, but they were great in a pinch for football season.
 
2018-02-09 10:13:35 AM  
Chicago style ! The best .
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2018-02-09 10:14:44 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


That's surprising.  She's got pepperoni on her pizza when I know she prefers the sausage.
 
2018-02-09 10:14:53 AM  
Pizza is pleb food.  Fit only for the lowliest of the pitiful masses, and only to provide the basic energy to toil in the fields and serve their societal betters.  Commoners.
 
2018-02-09 10:15:08 AM  
Right above the obesity thread. Niiiiice.
 
2018-02-09 10:15:12 AM  
Cheese-only pizza is for schmucks.
 
2018-02-09 10:15:18 AM  
OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.
 
2018-02-09 10:15:40 AM  
And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza
especially if you throw some pepperoni on there, and some bacon, onions black olives etc.
 
2018-02-09 10:16:07 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Everyone loves a buxom brunette eating a slice.
 
2018-02-09 10:16:50 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: "Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

If it only has cheese, then your pizza is bad and you should feel bad.

/and if it has mushrooms, that's just gross



YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

/sausage, mushrooms, onions and green bell pepper.
 
2018-02-09 10:17:09 AM  
Thin crust. Pepperoni. Mushrooms. Onions. Minced garlic. Stone baked well done.

/YMDV
/your mileage does vary
 
2018-02-09 10:17:11 AM  
Mods are asleep, post cheese pizza!
 
2018-02-09 10:17:21 AM  
New York City rat taking pizza home on the subway (Pizza Rat)
Youtube UPXUG8q4jKU
 
2018-02-09 10:18:00 AM  

bikerbob59: These are the 'best'?  Seriously??


Those aren't even the top 5 in Denver.  Article writer doesn't know WTF they are talking about.

Frontroom Pizza
Woody's Wood Fired Pizza
Basil Doc's Pizza
Southside Pizzaria
Ian Pizza's Denver

Some better local Denver pizzaria's for others to debate over.

\Chocolate calzone from Frontroom Pizza is the best dessert of all time.
\\OF.  ALL.  TIME.
 
2018-02-09 10:18:18 AM  

enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]


That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me
 
2018-02-09 10:19:34 AM  
Italian sausage, pepperoni, *real* bacon, ham, red onions, extra meat, extra sauce, and extra onions, pan-syle crust (why yes, yes I do want to stop my heart, why do you ask?).
 
2018-02-09 10:20:19 AM  
No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.
 
2018-02-09 10:21:55 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: "Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.



Pepe's begs to differ.
 
2018-02-09 10:23:31 AM  

Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me


I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).
 
2018-02-09 10:23:47 AM  

169th Cousin: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/UPXUG8q4​jKU]


Just a hard-working dad trying to feed his four teenaged kids. You know how much young turtles eat!?!
 
2018-02-09 10:24:45 AM  
I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.
 
2018-02-09 10:25:07 AM  

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


                               ^^^ This  ^^^      ^^^ This ^^^and     ^^^ This ^^^
 
2018-02-09 10:25:19 AM  

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


i'm thinking we should probably stay off of your lawn.
 
2018-02-09 10:26:10 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Wish I could say that something is wrong with that picture.....but I just can't....
 
2018-02-09 10:26:32 AM  
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Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.
 
2018-02-09 10:26:58 AM  

enry: Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me

I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).


It worked well when I tried it.  The only beef that I have is that I could never get away with using so little flour on my paddle and he didn't mention a pizza stone in the video, which is sort of required, also my dinky apartment oven has a hard time hitting 500 but 450 worked fine.
 
2018-02-09 10:27:01 AM  

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


Well look who missed "National free money day at the bank" yesterday.
 
2018-02-09 10:27:22 AM  
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Gimme!

/suck it, haters
 
2018-02-09 10:33:07 AM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Gimme!

/suck it, haters


Tomato pie is great, but calling it pizza is the rub.
 
2018-02-09 10:33:11 AM  
What I remember about seeing the "Bicycle Thief" (1948) in college film class a looong time ago:

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Waiter:  "Stupid boy, we no hava pizza here.  This is not a pizzeria!"

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Main character: "Mama mia! I no canna finda my bicycle!"

 
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The end.
 
2018-02-09 10:33:14 AM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Gimme!

/suck it, haters


That pizza was made upside-down in a casserole dish. How cute.
 
2018-02-09 10:33:27 AM  

Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.


Close.  But CT has better pies than NY.
 
2018-02-09 10:36:45 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Username checks out.
 
2018-02-09 10:36:54 AM  

oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]
Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.


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2018-02-09 10:39:01 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:39:50 AM  

oldfarthenry: Pass the Marmite, please.


You spelled Bovril wrong.
 
2018-02-09 10:40:17 AM  

RedHeadLover: oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]
Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.

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Oh I dunno, The New Zealand PM wants a piece of the gross pie: https://www.theguardian.com/world/201​7​/apr/06/tinned-spaghetti-pizza-new-zea​lands-prime-minister-shocks-with-monst​rous-recipe
 
2018-02-09 10:40:47 AM  

Gentlequiet: Petit_Merdeux: "Cheese Pizza" is redundant.

All pizzas have cheese.

Pepe's begs to differ.


Oh, like I care what some filthy illegal immigrant does to pizza.
 
2018-02-09 10:41:10 AM  

Egoy3k: enry: Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me

I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).

It worked well when I tried it.  The only beef that I have is that I could never get away with using so little flour on my paddle and he didn't mention a pizza stone in the video, which is sort of required, also my dinky apartment oven has a hard time hitting 500 but 450 worked fine.


I thought he said it.  Anyway, you have to preheat for over an hour to let it hit 500, especially if you have a big heat sink like a stone.
 
2018-02-09 10:41:17 AM  

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


Ooh yay! It's National "Stick in the Mud" day!
 
2018-02-09 10:42:44 AM  

SirEattonHogg: What I remember about seeing the "Bicycle Thief" (1948) in college film class a looong time ago:

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Waiter:  "Stupid boy, we no hava pizza here.  This is not a pizzeria!"

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Main character: "Mama mia! I no canna finda my bicycle!"

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The end.


That is exactly the same experience I had.

And for the record, this is what I remember about Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon...

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2018-02-09 10:44:34 AM  

oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]
Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.


Pizzaface pic

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2018-02-09 10:45:02 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Right above the obesity thread. Niiiiice.


it should have been before.
 
2018-02-09 10:45:09 AM  

theDesertHamster: RedHeadLover: oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]
Step aside, yanks. Britain's got this with 'Yorkshire pudding pizza'!
Pass the Marmite, please.

[img.fark.net image 327x235]

Oh I dunno, The New Zealand PM wants a piece of the gross pie: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017​/apr/06/tinned-spaghetti-pizza-new-zea​lands-prime-minister-shocks-with-monst​rous-recipe


Huh....twice in one forum that I don't have the words....and that's saying something.  +1 (reluctantly)
 
2018-02-09 10:46:24 AM  

Solty Dog: This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.


The pineapple adds weight to help compact down the rest of the trash when you throw the pizza in the trash can.
 
2018-02-09 10:46:50 AM  

offacue: BalugaJoe: Get Anchovies.

No. Because that bowling ball, it's my wife.


Nice.
 
2018-02-09 10:47:15 AM  

Norad: Cheese-only pizza is for schmucks.


No cheese only is a great way to find out if the pizza place is good or not and isn't hiding behind all the toppings burning out your taste buds.  Easy to tell if they use good cheese, sauce, or dough.
 
2018-02-09 10:49:53 AM  

Danger Mouse: Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.

Close.  But CT has better pies than NY.


Detroit style, mutherfarkers.
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It's a riot in your mouth.
 
2018-02-09 10:49:55 AM  

Egoy3k: It worked well when I tried it.  The only beef that I have is that I could never get away with using so little flour on my paddle and he didn't mention a pizza stone in the video, which is sort of required, also my dinky apartment oven has a hard time hitting 500 but 450 worked fine.


Most places outside of chain shops will sell you the dough for like $2.
 
2018-02-09 10:51:27 AM  

TNel: Egoy3k: It worked well when I tried it.  The only beef that I have is that I could never get away with using so little flour on my paddle and he didn't mention a pizza stone in the video, which is sort of required, also my dinky apartment oven has a hard time hitting 500 but 450 worked fine.

Most places outside of chain shops will sell you the dough for like $2.


If I wanted to buy dough I would have. I enjoy making my own though.
 
2018-02-09 10:51:58 AM  
No coupons for Chicago deep dish?  I guess the stuff is so good it sells itself.
 
2018-02-09 10:53:22 AM  
Any fellow central new yorkers can back me up that Pavone's is one of the best around. Nicks on Thompson Rd is my new favorite, but they are not as well known.

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2018-02-09 10:54:09 AM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Solty Dog: This is the perfect thread to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza.

The pineapple adds weight to help compact down the rest of the trash when you throw the pizza in the trash can.


Pineapple on a pizza - or Hawaiian pizza as it were was invented by a guy in Canuckistan who didn't know sweet-bugger-all aboot pizza or Hawaii. He died recently (not of shame).
Obie
 
2018-02-09 10:54:30 AM  

colon_pow: dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.

i'm thinking we should probably stay off of your lawn.


My lawn's currently in hibernation for the winter, so I don't really care.

I know I'm not the only one tired of this, though. Sure, the world needs distractions and entertainment and all, but it just feels relentless these days.
 
2018-02-09 10:56:39 AM  
Whole Lotta Trotta!
 
2018-02-09 10:59:36 AM  
Detroit style with sausage, onion and green chili's. God's gift right there
Pineapple has it's place if it is combined with ham and jalapeno
 
2018-02-09 11:03:12 AM  

Brat E. Pants: I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.


Baked potatoes require salt and pepper only.
 
2018-02-09 11:03:22 AM  
SirEattonHogg:
It's a riot in your mouth.

....and everyone's coming.
 
2018-02-09 11:03:50 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:04:13 AM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Gimme!

/suck it, haters


Lou Malnati's? Yes please!

My local joint offers chunks of cream cheese as a topping. Sausage cream cheese pizza is divine.
 
2018-02-09 11:05:00 AM  

muckin refarkable: Detroit style with sausage, onion and green chili's. God's gift right there
Pineapple has it's place if it is combined with ham and jalapeno


That's the thing. You can't just have pineapple by itself. It exists solely to offset the saltiness of ham. It would also be acceptable on a pizza with sardines.
 
2018-02-09 11:06:31 AM  

JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]


I have to think that the director was going for the pizza, in the box, landing on the roof and instead got that magical shot and knew enough to keep it because it was amazing.
 
2018-02-09 11:08:05 AM  

WilderKWight: JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]

I have to think that the director was going for the pizza, in the box, landing on the roof and instead got that magical shot and knew enough to keep it because it was amazing.


Nice how they had to insert a line in a later episode to explain why the pizza was not cut into slices.
 
2018-02-09 11:08:54 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:09:33 AM  
 
2018-02-09 11:10:19 AM  
Deep dish Ham, pineapple, and green peppers with extra sauce and parmesan and pepper flakes to finish.

Yes.

I typed it.

There it is.

Deal with it.
 
2018-02-09 11:10:32 AM  

enry: Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me

I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).


I can't watch the video:  could you (or someone) please post the the recipe when you have time?

Thanks :-)
 
2018-02-09 11:11:19 AM  

shootsright: Brat E. Pants: I like pineapple pizza (especially with fresh, raw, sliced jalapenos on top. So my opinion probably doesn't count. But cheese pizza is like making a baked potato and only putting cheese on it. You really should just GTFO with that shiat.

The best pizza has so many toppings that shiat falls off no matter how careful you are. Pepperoni, sausage, olives, peppers, and tons of olives and mushrooms.

Baked potatoes require salt and pepper only.


No butter? Heathen!
 
2018-02-09 11:14:54 AM  

WilderKWight: JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]

I have to think that the director was going for the pizza, in the box, landing on the roof and instead got that magical shot and knew enough to keep it because it was amazing.


I hoping there will be 'pizza shingles' before I have to redo my roof.
 
2018-02-09 11:16:04 AM  

JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]


Yum, Venezia's pizza is great especially with green chile
 
2018-02-09 11:16:34 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


There's no pizza in that photo, how is it relevant?
 
2018-02-09 11:17:49 AM  

Erma Gerdd: "Pilot and Flying J Travel Centers"


My favorite local pizza place is attached to a gas station so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2018-02-09 11:20:29 AM  

jfivealive: idrow: DiGiorno just came out with a pan pizza and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had. It honestly does rival delivery pizza.  The store carried it for a week and hasn't restocked.  I'm pretty pissed about it.
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I agree.  They are pretty dam good for frozen pizza.  They are $9 though, but they were great in a pinch for football season.


Yeah, they're a bit pricey, but worth it.  I got 3 meals out of it, so it wasn't too bad money wise.
 
2018-02-09 11:22:26 AM  

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


So then National Steak and a BJ Day is not something you appreciate? My wife is actually down with  it once I explained it, she had never heard of it.

Showed her a link to it on the internet and she just said OK it's true
 
2018-02-09 11:26:56 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Danger Mouse: Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.

Close.  But CT has better pies than NY.

Detroit style, mutherfarkers.
[static1.squarespace.com image 559x559]
It's a riot in your mouth.


Looks like someone threw up.
 
2018-02-09 11:30:06 AM  
Allow me to include an old reference. Back when the USA network was good.

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2018-02-09 11:31:31 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Username checks out...
 
2018-02-09 11:33:25 AM  
I have one of these planned for this weekend:

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Homemade thick crust, with Pepperoni, Sausage, Venison, and Bacon.
 
2018-02-09 11:36:37 AM  

fiddlehead: JJRRutgers: [i2.wp.com image 500x221]

"Vince Gilligan Tells Breaking Bad Fans to Stop Throwing Pizza on Walter White's Roof"

WTF, people?


The woman who lives in that house put up a fence to keep the BB tourists from throwing pizza on her roof.  My daughter lives in Jesse and Jane's duplex from season 2, and they interviewed both of them for a ABQ Journal article about the BB tourists.  My daughter mostly gets people wanting to take a pic on the porch, no pizzas.
 
2018-02-09 11:39:14 AM  
For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.

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2018-02-09 11:42:14 AM  

dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.


I have some bad news for you.  You're too late.  National Debbie Downer day was yesterday.  But you may just catch National 'I bet you're fun at parties' day tomorrow!
 
2018-02-09 11:43:59 AM  

Gleeman: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]

There's no pizza in that photo, how is it relevant?


Dude, those are always relevant!
 
2018-02-09 11:45:41 AM  

martissimo: dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.

So then National Steak and a BJ Day is not something you appreciate? My wife is actually down with  it once I explained it, she had never heard of it.

Showed her a link to it on the internet and she just said OK it's true


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2018-02-09 11:47:26 AM  

Hey Nurse!: OK - let's get this out of the way:
St Louis pizza is like getting cheesewhiz on a cracker
Chicago pizza is like a landfill - too much garbage and it stinks
New York pizza is god's gift to man
If you disagree with anything I've said, you are wrong.


I disagree, there is no god.
 
OOF
2018-02-09 11:51:19 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:53:13 AM  

shutyourass: For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.

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Is it famous for not serving beer cause good pizza demands beer, this is not good pizza.
 
2018-02-09 12:09:04 PM  

almostsane: enry: Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me

I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).

I can't watch the video:  could you (or someone) please post the the recipe when you have time?

Thanks :-)


500g bread flour
350g water
16g kosher salt
1g active dry yeast

Mix in a bowl until it comes together, cover with plastic wrap and leave at room temperature for 18-24 hours.  Remove and cut into 2-4 pieces depending on size pie.

The rest is making the sauce.  I already have a good one so I'm not making that.  But add sauce, cheese, other toppings, toss in 500F oven with pizza stone for ~8min or until Golden Brown and Delicious.
 
2018-02-09 12:17:25 PM  

shutyourass: For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.


I dont know where that is but I remember going to Pittsburgh when I was a kid and getting pierogi pizza, and it was actually really good.
 
2018-02-09 12:18:03 PM  

OldJames: Any fellow central new yorkers can back me up that Pavone's is one of the best around. Nicks on Thompson Rd is my new favorite, but they are not as well known.

[pavonespizza.com image 350x214]


Syracuse area represent!
 
2018-02-09 12:19:27 PM  
Also, there's not a lot of good things about living in Connecticut, but Frank Pepe's pizza is one of the few. Although I haven't been brave enough to try the clam pie.

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2018-02-09 12:21:06 PM  
We have the worst best worst pizza where I live.
Proof: Gyros Pizza with tzatziki instead of tomato sauce.
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2018-02-09 12:37:56 PM  
How is there no Aquabats here this is a disgrace
The Aquabats - Pizza Day
Youtube fK5CLplRIno

/That's much better
 
2018-02-09 12:38:53 PM  

RJReves: dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.

Ooh yay! It's National "Stick in the Mud" day!


Your girlfriend fell for that ??
 
2018-02-09 12:49:51 PM  
I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.
 
2018-02-09 12:58:33 PM  

shutyourass: For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


I name it Steve
 
2018-02-09 01:05:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.


Flavor-wise it doesn't really change/add much, but unless you bake the hell out of it it tends to not really be crisp or firm. It's like really really flat, thin lasagna.

/Honestly, just fark the diet for a day and enjoy a real pizza. Carb-wise you're barely going to be able to do more than a slice or two of the Cauli-pizza anyway
 
2018-02-09 01:30:25 PM  

enry: almostsane: enry: Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me

I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).

I can't watch the video:  could you (or someone) please post the the recipe when you have time?

Thanks :-)

500g bread flour
350g water
16g kosher salt
1g active dry yeast

Mix in a bowl until it comes together, cover with plastic wrap and leave at room temperature for 18-24 hours.  Remove and cut into 2-4 pieces depending on size pie.

The rest is making the sauce.  I already have a good one so I'm not making that.  But add sauce, cheese, other toppings, toss in 500F oven with pizza stone for ~8min or until Golden Brown and Delicious.


It should be mentioned that your pizza stone (or steel) should be allowed to come to temp before putting the pizza on it. So after your oven hits 500, wait a minimum of 30 minutes. The video guy says an hour but that might be overkill?
 
2018-02-09 01:42:29 PM  
 
2018-02-09 02:05:43 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: How is there no Aquabats here this is a disgrace
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fK5CLplR​Ino]
/That's much better


scrolling through the thread I went WTF when I didn't see that. But then I remembered that is 20 years old now.

...and 20 years ago I remember seeing MC bat commander end the set with 'My Skateboard' and going down a half pipe.
 
2018-02-09 02:13:22 PM  

shutyourass: For every pizza thread I post this famous pizza in Pittsburgh. Name it.

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


Vincent's Pizza Park.
 
2018-02-09 02:13:23 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: enry: almostsane: enry: Egoy3k: enry: [Youtube 7cqYiUmutGI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7cqYiUmu​tGI]

That's the video that fixed my 'trying to find the best dough recipe' issue for me

I make pizza just about every Friday since college, which was...a long time ago.  Usually get store bought or if I have the time I have a bread maker that does good kneading.  I'm trying this dough recipe for the first time today (well, started yesterday).

I can't watch the video:  could you (or someone) please post the the recipe when you have time?

Thanks :-)

500g bread flour
350g water
16g kosher salt
1g active dry yeast

Mix in a bowl until it comes together, cover with plastic wrap and leave at room temperature for 18-24 hours.  Remove and cut into 2-4 pieces depending on size pie.

The rest is making the sauce.  I already have a good one so I'm not making that.  But add sauce, cheese, other toppings, toss in 500F oven with pizza stone for ~8min or until Golden Brown and Delicious.

It should be mentioned that your pizza stone (or steel) should be allowed to come to temp before putting the pizza on it. So after your oven hits 500, wait a minimum of 30 minutes. The video guy says an hour but that might be overkill?


America's Test Kitchen also says an hour.  That's what I do.  I can tell the difference between a 30 min and 60 min preheat when a pie comes out.
 
2018-02-09 02:42:20 PM  
Really, nothing beats a cheese pizza?  Try every other kind of pizza.  Why on earth would you want plain boring cheese pizza when you could have any toppings?  How incredibly blah.  Mmmm, cheese pizza.  Mmmm, spaghetti with red sauce.  Chicken fingers with fries.  Bologna on wonder bread.  Vanilla ice cream.  You must live a very bland existence.
 
2018-02-09 02:45:12 PM  
fiddlehead:

My local joint offers chunks of cream cheese as a topping. Sausage cream cheese pizza is divine.

what the fark is wrong with you?
 
2018-02-09 02:49:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.


Cauliflower crust pizza? Sorry, if you choose that path, you  go alone.

May the lord have mercy on your soul, you heathen skinny fark,
 
2018-02-09 02:55:01 PM  
Hands down, the best pizza in existence is Fazzari's Pizza, in Clarkston, WA:

https://fazzaris.com/

They have one called the Shotsy...it is TO DIE FOR:

https://fazzaris.com/shotsy/

Also (because of the Shotsy), Fazzari's has been named #10 on Buzzfeed's "18 Pizza Joints You Must Try Before You Die":

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchiri​c​o/pizza-in-the-mornin-pizza-in-the-eve​nin-pizza-at-suppertime?utm_term=.hoVA​VjraR6#.qkKzpd6RbM

/their home delivery service is called Fazzari's Home Run ;)
 
2018-02-09 03:33:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.


Jesus Christ, that's gotta be the rock-bottom of dieting, right there.
A crust-less "pizza" in a bowl sounds more dignified.
 
2018-02-09 03:34:18 PM  
Hawaiian pizza is awesome.  The pineapple is like a sweet, cool treat.
 
2018-02-09 03:40:19 PM  

dewihafta: colon_pow: dewihafta: No, it's not "National Farking Pizza Day." Some guy who runs a website declared it was, and everyone else just decided to run with it. That's all.

Stop making every farking day a special "whatever" day. There's just no reason for it but to give news organizations and mommy blogs something else to clutter up the airwaves with. It serves no other purpose.

i'm thinking we should probably stay off of your lawn.

My lawn's currently in hibernation for the winter, so I don't really care.

I know I'm not the only one tired of this, though. Sure, the world needs distractions and entertainment and all, but it just feels relentless these days.


you gotta admit, talk like a pirate day is a hoot.
 
2018-02-09 03:53:28 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm currently 30 pounds down since January 1 and don't want to fark it up, but I cannot let the day pass without pizza.  So tonight I will be attempting the supposed abomination that is cauliflower crust pizza.

I'm so very scared.  Thoughts and prayers, please.


This recipe?

http://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2014/0​2​/cauliflower-pizza-crust-dont-let-name​.html

I've made it twice.  First time according to video and it came out decent.  The crust just doesn't have real dough texture, but it does have flavor and holds together.  The second time I made four small rounds instead of one and served them quartered as "cauliflower" appetizers.

"This is cauliflower?  Why can't people just do this with cauliflower all the time?  Jeez!"
 
2018-02-09 06:14:20 PM  
If you get to the Motor City you should try:
:
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2018-02-09 11:09:38 PM  

Jim.Casy: Also, there's not a lot of good things about living in Connecticut, but Frank Pepe's pizza is one of the few. Although I haven't been brave enough to try the clam pie.

[img.fark.net image 850x566]


Bufalina in Gilford makes stunning pie Wed-Saturday nights. Worth the drive. Get a reservation, it's only 300 square feet.
Bufalina Pizza
 
2018-02-09 11:11:48 PM  
Guilford. D'ough.
 
2018-02-10 12:02:24 AM  

Petey4335: KingBiefWhistle: How is there no Aquabats here this is a disgrace
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fK5CLplR​Ino]
/That's much better

scrolling through the thread I went WTF when I didn't see that. But then I remembered that is 20 years old now.

...and 20 years ago I remember seeing MC bat commander end the set with 'My Skateboard' and going down a half pipe.


He's still game for the occasional backflip off an amp, or at least he was the last time I saw them.
 
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