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2018-02-09 01:27:27 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-02-09 02:10:34 AM  
Say what you will about the eagles being the scum of all earth and space he did just save a trip to the dentist and a lawsuit


/nice catch
//no i am not from mn
 
2018-02-09 07:47:12 AM  
It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2018-02-09 07:51:41 AM  
At least it wasn't a battery.
 
2018-02-09 07:52:31 AM  
If only Brady had caught that beer at the Super Bowl. If only...
 
2018-02-09 07:53:05 AM  

Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch


He'd only shotgun it if he was from Omaha Omaha Omaha.
 
2018-02-09 08:00:25 AM  

tommyl66: If only Brady had caught that beer at the Super Bowl. If only...


And the way he handled that bottle opener? Shameful.
 
2018-02-09 08:08:40 AM  

WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.


Wow that was a witty and original comment!
 
2018-02-09 08:28:16 AM  

WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.


Used spark plugs are my go-to
 
2018-02-09 08:31:32 AM  
Tom's TB12 humors would become imbalanced if he even smelled beer
 
2018-02-09 08:43:20 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!


Of course it wasn't a battery. You save thrown batteries for Santa.
 
2018-02-09 08:44:18 AM  

Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch


That takes me back to when I used to carry around a church key to parties. According to old people, that used to be how you normally got into the cans of beer in the sepia toned era.
 
2018-02-09 08:54:54 AM  

tommyl66: If only Brady had caught that beer at the Super Bowl. If only...


Get Theaetetus to file a patent/trademark/whatever for you and sell the idea to Vince McMahon.  Beer filled footballs that get shotgunned after a catch!  The New XFL is going to be AWESO... somewhat distracting for a few weeks.
 
2018-02-09 08:55:19 AM  
Was it real beer or under inflated beer?
 
2018-02-09 09:07:12 AM  

12349876: Was it real beer or under inflated beer?


This is Americal, pal.  Beer can be flat.  And it's a blue can of what looks to be Bud Light.
 
2018-02-09 09:33:45 AM  

Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch


And then spiked the empty.
 
2018-02-09 09:35:13 AM  

stir22: Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch

And then spiked the empty.


Just imagine what Gronk would do...
 
2018-02-09 09:50:16 AM  
Kelce's epic speech and this is greened?

I HAVEN"T EATEN BREAKFAST YET
 
2018-02-09 09:51:44 AM  
Dominate? For a GOAT, he's never had a Super Bowl where he just outright had an easy time playing way above his competition. He just barely kept pace with the Eagles with his 33 points and over 500 passing yards. Yet if Brady was able to have that type of game against either of the Giants'teams he played, those games would be wins.

I realize it's a combination of Brady facing a certain defense, but he's just never dominated.
 
2018-02-09 09:54:11 AM  

MythRender: stir22: Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch

And then spiked the empty.

Just imagine what Gronk would do...


Gronk has a refined palette and prefers a snifter of Fireball:
Gronk crushing Fireball at Super Bowl Parade
Youtube oDgerdevOAw


/Might want to turn the volume down
//Kathy from Malden was a little too excited
 
2018-02-09 10:05:15 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch

That takes me back to when I used to carry around a church key to parties. According to old people, that used to be how you normally got into the cans of beer in the sepia toned era.


It's the key to your salvation =D
 
2018-02-09 10:08:26 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: tommyl66: If only Brady had caught that beer at the Super Bowl. If only...

Get Theaetetus to file a patent/trademark/whatever for you and sell the idea to Vince McMahon.  Beer filled footballs that get shotgunned after a catch!  The New XFL is going to be AWESO... somewhat distracting for a few weeks.


Let's go over the ground rules. You can't break the huddle until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. Chug a beer at the start of every other drive. And the fourth quarter is the beer quarter.
 
2018-02-09 10:17:33 AM  

tommyl66: Nana's Vibrator: tommyl66: If only Brady had caught that beer at the Super Bowl. If only...

Get Theaetetus to file a patent/trademark/whatever for you and sell the idea to Vince McMahon.  Beer filled footballs that get shotgunned after a catch!  The New XFL is going to be AWESO... somewhat distracting for a few weeks.

Let's go over the ground rules. You can't break the huddle until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. Chug a beer at the start of every other drive. And the fourth quarter is the beer quarter.


Hey, we know how to play football.
 
2018-02-09 10:27:36 AM  

styckx: Kelce's epic speech and this is greened?

I HAVEN"T EATEN BREAKFAST YET


Seriously!

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2018-02-09 10:27:44 AM  

MythRender: stir22: Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch

And then spiked the empty.

Just imagine what Gronk would do...


Spike himself?
 
2018-02-09 10:34:49 AM  

MythRender: stir22: Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch

And then spiked the empty.

Just imagine what Gronk would do...


Spike the keg.
 
2018-02-09 11:12:59 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: MythRender: stir22: Derek Force: It could have been legendary if he shotgunned it after the catch

And then spiked the empty.

Just imagine what Gronk would do...

Spike the keg.


Oh come now. That's excessive and silly.

He'd clearly crush the keg on his forehead, like a civilized drunk.
 
2018-02-09 11:26:10 AM  
I just got a text from Don Yee, Brady's agent. He says Brady is going to skip the team's OTAs this summer unless somebody throws him a beer like they did for Pederson.
 
2018-02-09 11:39:59 AM  
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One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.
 
2018-02-09 01:02:36 PM  

Sergeant Angle: [s.abcnews.com image 850x353]
One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.


Because after every parade in every city, the streets are immaculate and ready to open to traffic.
 
2018-02-09 01:31:06 PM  

LessO2: Sergeant Angle: [s.abcnews.com image 850x353]
One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.

Because after every parade in every city, the streets are immaculate and ready to open to traffic.


Walking around the Art Museum around 6AM... it was clear.. They didn't have near enough disposable trash cans... as the ones they did have were already full by then.
 
2018-02-09 02:25:56 PM  

tommyl66: If only Brady had caught that beer at the Super Bowl. If only...


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2018-02-09 03:45:52 PM  

Sergeant Angle: [s.abcnews.com image 850x353]
One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.


I have you favorited as a smart poster who has the bonus of being a fellow Tucsonan. This is not your smartest post.

Have you seen the aftermath of the Rodeo parade here? It's always a disaster, and it's a fraction of the size of the Eagles parade!
 
2018-02-09 04:00:51 PM  

StrandedInAZ: Sergeant Angle: [s.abcnews.com image 850x353]
One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.

I have you favorited as a smart poster who has the bonus of being a fellow Tucsonan. This is not your smartest post.

Have you seen the aftermath of the Rodeo parade here? It's always a disaster, and it's a fraction of the size of the Eagles parade!


and this is why no one has you favorited as funny
 
2018-02-09 05:09:21 PM  

StrandedInAZ: Sergeant Angle: [s.abcnews.com image 850x353]
One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.

I have you favorited as a smart poster who has the bonus of being a fellow Tucsonan. This is not your smartest post.

Have you seen the aftermath of the Rodeo parade here? It's always a disaster, and it's a fraction of the size of the Eagles parade!


One little shot at Philly as a joke...

/get over it
 
2018-02-09 05:29:08 PM  

Sergeant Angle: [s.abcnews.com image 850x353]
One handed grabs and no one can hit a garbage can in Philly.


Tony Danza was busy, I guess?
 
2018-02-09 08:59:59 PM  

skinink: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!

Of course it wasn't a battery. You save thrown batteries for Santa.


That way he always has batteries for the toys he leaves little kids! It sucks when you get a present you can't even play with because you don't have batteries for it.

Philly fans are just super thoughtful.
 
2018-02-09 11:00:33 PM  

IAmRight: skinink: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!

Of course it wasn't a battery. You save thrown batteries for Santa.

That way he always has batteries for the toys he leaves little kids! It sucks when you get a present you can't even play with because you don't have batteries for it.

Philly fans are just super thoughtful.


See now that was creative! :D
 
2018-02-09 11:10:57 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!


 I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm tired of that weaksauce
 
2018-02-10 09:00:31 AM  

dickfreckle: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!

 I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm tired of that weaksauce


weaksauce is itself weaksauce

ironic, isn't it?
 
2018-02-10 09:05:32 AM  

medius: dickfreckle: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!

 I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm tired of that weaksauce

weaksauce is itself weaksauce

ironic, isn't it?


I think it's reflexive
 
2018-02-10 12:42:03 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: medius: dickfreckle: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WGJ: At least it wasn't a battery.

Wow that was a witty and original comment!

 I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm tired of that weaksauce

weaksauce is itself weaksauce

ironic, isn't it?

I think it's reflexive


like indigestion
 
2018-02-10 12:42:21 PM  
sorry, that's refluxive
 
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