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(AZCentral)   $7 million Scottsdale mansion to be auctioned online. No minimum bid, maybe your $5 will take this six bedroom, eleven bathroom home   ( azcentral.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, 12,000-square-foot stone mansion, Russ Lyon, upscale Scottsdale Estancia, Auction, private client group, public real estate, highest bidder, Concierge Auctions  
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2018-02-09 08:37:17 AM  
13 votes:
"Auctions can successfully sell the finer tangibles in life," said Frank Aazami, founder of the private client group at Russ Lyon. "Our objective is to strike a conversation, motivate people who have been sitting on the fence and get their property sold in the process."

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2018-02-09 01:09:38 PM  
7 votes:
Eleven bathrooms? Do the rich really sh*t that much more often than us poors?
2018-02-09 01:26:01 PM  
4 votes:
The $6,999,995 HOA fee is something to consider though.
2018-02-09 01:08:06 PM  
4 votes:
Bidding starts at 4 p.m. Friday, Feb. 9. Buyers must be pre-qualified - show they have the money to purchase the mansion - before they can bid.

Well, if I bid $20, I'm pretty sure that I can prove that I have $20. Problem solved.
2018-02-09 01:19:16 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Hell I live in an 1100 sqft house and have rooms I haven't been in in 6 months or more.

I too have millennial children living at home. Henry Jr is presently holed up in my rec room. I doubt I'll ever see it in my lifetime.
2018-02-09 04:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

ukexpat: Coolish garage, but are all houses in Scottsdale as hideous as that?

If you think the houses are ugly, you should see the residents.
2018-02-09 02:39:23 PM  
1 vote:
that's a very nice house.
2018-02-09 02:19:16 PM  
1 vote:

walkerhound: Also - enjoy paying taxes on that $7 million home.

This is Scottsdale. The air conditioning bill is larger than the property tax one.
2018-02-09 01:27:39 PM  
1 vote:

DORMAMU: abhorrent1: That's a really nice house. I like the decore a lot. Of course I can't afford it but even if I could I wouldn't want a house that big. Hell I live in an 1100 sqft house and have rooms I haven't been in in 6 months or more.

I hear yah.  I'm that way in my 1 bedroom apartment.  Haven't had a reason to go into the bedroom in like a year....

Where do you sleep?
2018-02-09 01:23:05 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: Eleven bathrooms? Do the rich really sh*t that much more often than us poors?

It's not about quantity, it's distance.  I mean, it's a mansion...and maybe eating all that rich fancy food they don't wanna be caught too far from a crapper at any time.
2018-02-09 01:18:25 PM  
1 vote:

Perrybucsdad: You may have the $20, but what about the huge property tax bill?

Just petition the county to reassess the property at its purchase price.  Problem solved!
2018-02-09 01:14:01 PM  
1 vote:
But then I would have to live in Scottsdale :P
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