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(AZCentral)   $7 million Scottsdale mansion to be auctioned online. No minimum bid, maybe your $5 will take this six bedroom, eleven bathroom home   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2018-02-09 04:46:49 PM  

ukexpat: Coolish garage, but are all houses in Scottsdale as hideous as that?


If you think the houses are ugly, you should see the residents.
 
2018-02-09 05:09:51 PM  
As a (now) older Minnesotan, I'll oblige.
Ahem.....
Christ, what does it cost to heat a place like that?
 
2018-02-09 05:12:36 PM  

hunh: As a (now) older Minnesotan, I'll oblige.
Ahem.....
Christ, what does it cost to heat a place like that?


I can count on two hands how many days our heat pump ran this winter.  Cooling, on the other hand.
 
2018-02-09 05:22:11 PM  

hunh: Christ, what does it cost to heat a place like that?


Coldest day of winter: 65 degree high, 42 degree low.

So, almost nothing.
 
2018-02-09 06:06:51 PM  

Dahnkster: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Oh f*ck off.

[soundthemidnightcry.com image 236x194]


You're just awful to be around, aren't you?
 
2018-02-09 06:40:37 PM  

Fear the Clam: mrsleep: But then I would have to live in Scottsdale :P

Came here for this. Scottsdale is like a big mall for geezer yuppies surrounded by a gigantic parking lot. You couldn't pay me to live there.


You know how I know you've never been here before?

We wouldn't want your type, anyway.
 
2018-02-09 06:57:45 PM  

Infobahn: Fear the Clam: mrsleep: But then I would have to live in Scottsdale :P

Came here for this. Scottsdale is like a big mall for geezer yuppies surrounded by a gigantic parking lot. You couldn't pay me to live there.

You know how I know you've never been here before?

We wouldn't want your type, anyway.


Not only have I been there, my aunt used to sell real estate there. I've probably seen parts of that hellscape that you could only dream of. But keep on being you, cowboy.
 
2018-02-09 10:13:16 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: You're just awful to be around, aren't you?


Says the guy who says Go F*ck yourself.

 
2018-02-10 12:43:11 AM  

TNel: mr_larry: DORMAMU: abhorrent1: That's a really nice house. I like the decore a lot. Of course I can't afford it but even if I could I wouldn't want a house that big. Hell I live in an 1100 sqft house and have rooms I haven't been in in 6 months or more.

I hear yah.  I'm that way in my 1 bedroom apartment.  Haven't had a reason to go into the bedroom in like a year....

Where do you sleep?

Couch or computer chair would be my guess.


winner winner chicken dinner.

usually i pass out while lurking on fark at the computer on on the tablet on the love seat
 
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