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(LA Daily News)   Prominent #metoo supporter accused of fondling softballs at a game   ( dailynews.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Abuse, California Legislative Women, Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia, sexual harassment, Chair Cristina Garcia, Bullying, young legislative staffer, San Fernando Valley  
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2018-02-09 03:06:30 PM  
11 votes:
stroked his back, squeezed his buttocks and tried to grab his crotch before he was able to leave.

Maybe he shouldn't have been wearing tight-fitting pants.  He was basically asking for it.
2018-02-09 01:23:19 PM  
8 votes:
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2018-02-09 03:33:29 PM  
7 votes:
"In the future, all sex will be contractual and monitored by representatives of all of the involved parties.  It's the only way to stop the madness."

And taxed. Don't forget the tax. If it's California, it must come with a warning that it might cause cancer.
2018-02-09 02:55:27 PM  
7 votes:
Men can't be sexually harassed because we all know that they really enjoyed it and wanted it to happen.

/poundmetoo
2018-02-09 03:21:36 PM  
6 votes:
Since we all know drunk women can't consent. The men should be arrested for attempted rape.
2018-02-09 02:54:56 PM  
6 votes:

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"Testicles need love like everything does."
2018-02-09 01:08:00 PM  
6 votes:
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#MeToo
2018-02-09 10:01:55 AM  
6 votes:
We regret to inform you that the milkshake duck is a sexual predator.
2018-02-09 03:18:29 PM  
5 votes:

Thingster: How about we hit the "reset" button where we forget anything you did before 2/9/18 that didn't rise to criminality, and just say "people screw up, this was tolerated behavior in the past, we learned from the past, and going forward we'll be aware of our behavior as a community"


Can we push it to 2/10/18 ? I gotta squeeze some last-minute harassment in ...... squeeze..
2018-02-09 04:00:07 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-09 03:48:41 PM  
4 votes:
#MeTooPlease
2018-02-09 03:07:10 PM  
4 votes:
*checks flowchart*

They were asking for it.
2018-02-09 05:30:42 PM  
3 votes:

Shazam999: I once had a female classmate squeeze my ass during a Chemistry lab.   I enjoyed it.


So...she got a reaction?
2018-02-09 04:38:02 PM  
3 votes:

stirfrybry: It's a sad day for humanity when people are afraid to express their attraction. Maybe that's the plan. Population control through propaganda.

Didn't anybody tell those young men the rule: You never pass up a chance at sex... You never know which time will be the best you ever had.


I feel sorry for the sheep in your neighborhood.
2018-02-09 04:08:31 PM  
3 votes:
He was cleaning the dugout. She wanted her dugout cleaned.
2018-02-09 02:57:49 PM  
3 votes:
cornered him after the annual Assembly softball game in 2014 while he was cleaning up the dugout. He said Garcia, who appeared to be drunk, stroked his back, squeezed his buttocks and tried to grab his crotch before he was able to leave.

I dunno man, this one seems made up.

Garcia acknowledged in a statement sent to reporters that she was at the event but had "zero recollection" of engaging in any unacceptable behavior.

Uh oh. Can I revise my original answer?
2018-02-09 10:16:21 PM  
2 votes:

stuffy: Sexual Harassment, Its not just a guy thing anymore.


Equality at last!
2018-02-09 05:29:33 PM  
2 votes:

Gulper Eel: About 25 years ago I tagged Kelly Ripa...with a first baseman's mitt in a benefit softball game. How long was an acceptable amount of time for me to hold the tag to be sure the ump got the call right?


Uh...you can let go now.
2018-02-09 05:11:07 PM  
2 votes:

draypresct: stirfrybry: It's a sad day for humanity when people are afraid to express their attraction. Maybe that's the plan. Population control through propaganda.

Didn't anybody tell those young men the rule: You never pass up a chance at sex... You never know which time will be the best you ever had.

I feel sorry for the sheep in your neighborhood.


Baa!
2018-02-09 03:20:06 PM  
2 votes:

inglixthemad: mrparks: *checks flowchart*

They were asking for it.

*checks flowchart*

Resigns in disgrace is in her future, especially given this statement she made about another representative:

"I refuse to work with (Assemblyman Raul Bocanegra) and anyone who takes part in harassment or assault,"


Want to make a bet? And how much?

My ex who works for a Fortune 50 company got caught by corporate security nailing a subordinate in the parking deck.  On camera.  One year later she was promoted to an executive.

See this chart for likely consequences of sexual misconduct in any workplace.

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Not the same rules my friend.
2018-02-09 03:16:31 PM  
2 votes:

OkieDookie: In the future, all sex will be contractual and monitored by representatives of all of the involved parties.  It's the only way to stop the madness.


Demolitionman style headsets.  Then some frozen caveman will return and show women the joys of fluid exchange.
2018-02-09 03:01:45 PM  
2 votes:

Starkaryen: Fake news. Men can't be sexually harassed.


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2018-02-09 02:55:52 PM  
2 votes:
Fake news. Men can't be sexually harassed.
2018-02-09 02:52:16 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-10 12:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-09 06:35:46 PM  
1 vote:

The Voice of Doom: Geotpf
It's quite possible she doesn't remember doing such because alcohol-also, logically, if you had done such things in the past, it would be a smart idea not to be the poster child pushing the issue from the other side.

Eh, seems to be quite common.
I guess there are lots of people with a skeleton in the corset who suffer a feeling of guilt and self-loathing


Fixed for my amusement.
2018-02-09 05:06:01 PM  
1 vote:

mcdanboy: "In the future, all sex will be contractual and monitored by representatives of all of the involved parties.  It's the only way to stop the madness."

And taxed. Don't forget the tax. If it's California, it must come with a warning that it might cause cancer.


#poundmetooHard ?
2018-02-09 03:41:39 PM  
1 vote:
Don't forget to cup the balls
2018-02-09 03:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
About 25 years ago I tagged Kelly Ripa...with a first baseman's mitt in a benefit softball game. How long was an acceptable amount of time for me to hold the tag to be sure the ump got the call right?
2018-02-09 03:18:51 PM  
1 vote:

idrow: Saying you have no recollection of something is much different than saying that it didn't happen.  This seems like something you'd remember doing if you did it.  I have a feeling she got a little gropey and is now pulling an Oliver North.


What if she got a loony toons style frying pan hit to the head?  If so, we know that a second frying pan, or safe or anvil to the noggin will cure her amnesia.
2018-02-09 03:09:48 PM  
1 vote:

mrparks: *checks flowchart*

They were asking for it.


*checks flowchart*

Resigns in disgrace is in her future, especially given this statement she made about another representative:

"I refuse to work with (Assemblyman Raul Bocanegra) and anyone who takes part in harassment or assault,"
2018-02-09 03:06:20 PM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: I see the Inquisition is reaching its final stages.


"No one expects the ball fondling inquisition!"
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2018-02-09 02:57:15 PM  
1 vote:
Women cannot commit sexual assault on a man.  Men always want sex and they want to be groped.  It's a scientific fact!
2018-02-09 02:52:49 PM  
1 vote:
In the future, all sex will be contractual and monitored by representatives of all of the involved parties.  It's the only way to stop the madness.
2018-02-09 02:47:35 PM  
1 vote:

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She wanted to bake his noodle.
 
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