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(Altoona Mirror)   Man gives keys to friend "to go to Club Coconuts to pick up strippers for a party," accuses him of stealing car, but handed them to him in a bar with a security camera running. Also, got him popped for DUI for the cherry on top. Some friend   ( altoonamirror.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Altoona police, Theft, Pfahler, Travis J. Pfahler, video surveillance footage, Altoona, Pennsylvania, man Altoona police, Electric charge  
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2018-02-09 09:56:47 AM  
16 votes:
Holy hell schlubby...

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2018-02-09 04:51:34 PM  
6 votes:
You know what people in Altoona, PA say?

You don't want to see yourself in The Mirror.
2018-02-09 06:08:40 PM  
5 votes:

special20: Yeah, who wouldn't want to steal one of these... ?
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What a wool-wagon, huh? Woo!


Does it come with the thing on the back? I bet that makes it go fast...if it had some racing stripes, you'd never catch the farker.
2018-02-09 04:57:35 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-02-09 04:59:13 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-02-09 04:56:38 PM  
3 votes:
Strippers... Altoona, Pa....

I'm out.
2018-02-09 06:18:52 PM  
2 votes:

almejita: special20: Yeah, who wouldn't want to steal one of these... ?
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What a wool-wagon, huh? Woo!

Does it come with the thing on the back? I bet that makes it go fast...if it had some racing stripes, you'd never catch the farker.


Well, it is red, and everyone knows red cars are faster.....
2018-02-09 05:04:12 PM  
2 votes:
Yada, yada, yada, that was a bar biatch you ate.
2018-02-09 04:54:56 PM  
2 votes:
Wait...


Jeffrey M. Boston Sr., 52, of Altoona, was charged this week by Altoona police after video surveillance footage from a

His name is Mr Boston and he did something stupid when drunk?
Ringing product endorsement.
2018-02-09 03:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
Dad?
2018-02-09 01:04:50 PM  
2 votes:
#MeToo
2018-02-10 10:47:37 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-09 09:22:53 PM  
1 vote:

nitroglycerine: Appropos of nothing, but, I grew up with Jeff and he's my estranged wife's cousin which makes him related to my kids. We bought each other shots last time I saw him at the bar a few months ago.  I'm kind of surprised that he sold someone out to the cops so he wouldn't get in trouble with his girl, but....that's Altoona for ya lol At least we're not Johnstown.


Subby here.
Stonerstown.
At least we aren't Coaldale.


You can vouch for the thread, my town is really called that.
2018-02-09 08:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
Appropos of nothing, but, I grew up with Jeff and he's my estranged wife's cousin which makes him related to my kids. We bought each other shots last time I saw him at the bar a few months ago.  I'm kind of surprised that he sold someone out to the cops so he wouldn't get in trouble with his girl, but....that's Altoona for ya lol At least we're not Johnstown.
2018-02-09 07:00:48 PM  
1 vote:

kendelrio: almejita: special20: Yeah, who wouldn't want to steal one of these... ?
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What a wool-wagon, huh? Woo!

Does it come with the thing on the back? I bet that makes it go fast...if it had some racing stripes, you'd never catch the farker.

Well, it is red, and everyone knows red cars are faster.....


You play Orcs in 40k?
2018-02-09 06:59:38 PM  
1 vote:
I stopped lending people my vehicles when I learned about vicarious liability.

I learned about it when a rental car company I worked for lonnnng ago had a man and wife rent a car, he made a left turn and didn't notice the oncoming dump truck, and got hit.  Wife lost some teeth and broke a bone or two,relatively minor injuries for such a collision.

He sued US and won.  You own the vehicle, you can be sued, even by the damned victim.

/Our Risk Management VP got canned shortly after
//Debbie Downer
2018-02-09 06:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
Life imitates, uh, art: 
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2018-02-09 05:55:06 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, who wouldn't want to steal one of these... ?
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What a wool-wagon, huh? Woo!
2018-02-09 05:40:33 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Holy hell schlubby...

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I too am quite confused, yet refuse TRTFA because this headline means so much, also it has the sense, and laughing happened. Some Subby.
2018-02-09 03:29:46 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he got really ugly strippers.
 
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