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(Metro)   Fark-ready headline: Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-08 10:34:08 PM  
That was an old goose for sure.
 
2018-02-08 10:43:56 PM  
I was going to make some wise-ass comment but then read TFA. This goose was a tragic hero.
 
2018-02-08 10:57:29 PM  
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2018-02-08 11:11:27 PM  
New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle Music Video
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2018-02-08 11:15:32 PM  
Every time AFLAC of you I get shot right through with AFLAC of blue
 
2018-02-08 11:16:24 PM  
Dead for Tax Reasons:
well there are only so many love triangle jokes you can make
 
2018-02-08 11:37:23 PM  
o_0
 
2018-02-08 11:52:20 PM  

thorpe: I was going to make some wise-ass comment but then read TFA. This goose was a tragic hero.


Meh.  It sounds like he had a pretty interesting life, and that's just the parts of it we know about.  For all we know he was having multiple affairs on the side and maybe even killed a hooker when he was thirteen.
 
2018-02-09 12:18:45 AM  
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2018-02-09 12:22:03 AM  
Brant is dead?
 
2018-02-09 12:45:54 AM  
"The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat.

He had placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on."

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2018-02-09 12:47:40 AM  
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2018-02-09 12:48:29 AM  
Duck Duck Goose
 
2018-02-09 12:48:38 AM  
Meat Loaf I'd Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That
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/NTTIAWWT
 
2018-02-09 12:49:54 AM  
It's a bit dusty in here. Poor Thomas, I hope his death wasn't a result of fowl play.
 
2018-02-09 12:52:16 AM  
He was the old, blind hyponegoose in an isocygnus.
 
2018-02-09 12:52:51 AM  

RJReves: Brant is dead?


That explains the lack of 10 paragraph posts lately
 
2018-02-09 12:54:10 AM  

Mister Peejay: "The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat.

He had placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on."

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That goose lived a wilder life than I imagined!
 
2018-02-09 12:56:12 AM  
Looks like the average lifespan for a goose is around 25 years, so...it's basically the equivalent of this guy living to be 120:

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/sad tag indeed
 
2018-02-09 12:56:13 AM  
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2018-02-09 01:02:17 AM  

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That reminds me of the gayest bumper sticker i have ever seen, and I saw it just the other morning.

It was regulation rainbow striped background, and the text was "One man's junk is another man's treasure!"

/had a good long laugh.  traffic sucked that day, needed the laugh
 
2018-02-09 01:05:51 AM  
Except that Waikanae is in New Zealand...
 
2018-02-09 01:08:18 AM  
At the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago, they have a penguin exhibit that is wildly popular. Last year they ran a series called All My Penguins that detailed all their relationship drama. Each update gave scoop on which penguins were dating each other, which had broken up, etc. People loved it so much they're doing it again this year.

But good for Thomas for living a long, productive life. I'm glad he is side by side with his true love, Henry.
 
2018-02-09 01:13:41 AM  
Huh. So that WAS splooge in my foei gras
 
2018-02-09 05:05:17 AM  
Huh, had no idea that geese could live that long.
 
2018-02-09 05:19:05 AM  

Mister Peejay: Courtney Cox-Zucker: [upload.wikimedia.org image 386x258]

That reminds me of the gayest bumper sticker i have ever seen, and I saw it just the other morning.

It was regulation rainbow striped background, and the text was "One man's junk is another man's treasure!"

/had a good long laugh.  traffic sucked that day, needed the laugh


Phrasing!
 
2018-02-09 05:21:25 AM  

BlazeTrailer: Huh. So that WAS splooge in my foei gras


Sounds more like you failed to notice your waiter's 'VEGAN' tatoo to me. ;-P
 
2018-02-09 05:38:38 AM  
When animals love, they just love. They take it as the precious gift that it is, and just live in it.
That must be because they are so much dumber and simpler than we are.
Aren't you glad we're so smart?
 
2018-02-09 07:16:38 AM  
Moral of the story: swans and geese are (mostly) assholes.
 
2018-02-09 08:04:02 AM  
Baby geese are called goslings.

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2018-02-09 08:10:59 AM  

olrasputin: Looks like the average lifespan for a goose is around 25 years, so...it's basically the equivalent of this guy living to be 120:

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/mind boggling
//or is it crushing
///ducks
 
2018-02-09 12:28:46 PM  
Fark-ready headline: Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40

No.  It sounds like this guy was getting some.
 
2018-02-09 12:44:44 PM  
Ironically it died believing it was an ugly duckling and never knowing how lucky it was.

/  Ugly and a litle black duck at that.

// I am killing two, three maybe more references  with one stone, so to speak.
 
2018-02-09 12:45:44 PM  
Ryan Gosling?
 
2018-02-09 12:46:47 PM  
The goose survived two black swans and is survived by them.
 
2018-02-09 03:28:27 PM  

uttertosh: BlazeTrailer: Huh. So that WAS splooge in my foei gras

Sounds more like you failed to notice your waiter's 'VEGAN' tatoo to me. ;-P


If he wanted me to see it while I'm ordering, then why did he put it on his lower back?
 
2018-02-09 09:05:15 PM  
I'll keep saying it, there NEEDS to be a Fark-Ready tag.
 
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