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(Right Wing Watch)   Alex Jones says transgender rights are actually about cyborgs. Yeah, I don't know what the fark he's on about either but he's gotta have access to some really good drugs   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2018-02-08 10:22:26 PM  
It's not drugs it's paint.
 
2018-02-08 10:51:38 PM  
You know, every time I have to use a public restroom, I now have to be afraid that some nutball evangelical who actually BELIEVES shiat like this is either going to harass me, call the cops, or possibly assault me. So yeah, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on Alex Jones if he were on fire and needed putting out.

That said, if he does keel over anyone soon, I am more than willing to take his stash of hallucinogens as partial reparations for the shiat he's stirred up.
 
2018-02-08 11:11:59 PM  

fusillade762: It's not drugs it's paint.


Yeah, too much "wall candy" will do that :-/
 
2018-02-08 11:33:39 PM  

Eclectic: You know, every time I have to use a public restroom, I now have to be afraid that some nutball evangelical who actually BELIEVES shiat like this is either going to harass me, call the cops, or possibly assault me. So yeah, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on Alex Jones if he were on fire and needed putting out.

That said, if he does keel over anyone soon, I am more than willing to take his stash of hallucinogens as partial reparations for the shiat he's stirred up.


Serious question. Why would you want the goofballs that Alex Jones is hopped up on?
 
2018-02-09 12:03:15 AM  
It's true!  My evil plan to take over the world is well under way.  I almost have control of the worlds communications satellites (I work in aerospace now).  And I've intended to go back to school for many, many years to work on cybernetics... I want to make fully functional artificial limbs.  I'll have disabled folks lined up around the block.  Once I have enough, I'll just activate them and take over the world with my army of previously disabled cyborgs.  It'll be epic.  Then the forced conversions will begin.

/evil
//genius
///trans-woman
 
kab
2018-02-09 12:04:49 AM  
Subby, I'm curious why you give a flying fark what Jones thinks about anything.   You might as well record the nearest homeless drug addict, post it to youtube, and then submit that.

His drivel is what the 'no1curr' meme exists for.
 
2018-02-09 12:12:24 AM  
There once was a cyborg named Ace
Wooed women at every base
But once the shelads glanced at
His special enhancement
Xie vanished with nary a trace
 
2018-02-09 12:15:32 AM  
He hasn't made a good movie since "Sid and Nancy". Who cares what he thinks?
 
2018-02-09 12:18:28 AM  
According to some Illuminati conspiracy theories, Transhumanism (basically, mind uploading) is a goal of the Illuminati. Jonesey, being the dipshiat he is, saw the trans- in transgender and became confused.

/it also plays well with the god botherers
 
2018-02-09 12:28:53 AM  
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WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR BATHROOMS WILL BE ASSIMILATED
 
2018-02-09 12:35:49 AM  

Mega Steve: [img.fark.net image 600x300]

WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR BATHROOMS WILL BE ASSIMILATED


This is my fetish...  I know, I know, fark is not my private porn site.
 
2018-02-09 12:35:54 AM  
Who's Cy Borg?
 
2018-02-09 12:37:19 AM  
IIRC hes got a 5 hour show. It takes sooooo much creativity to fill all 5 hours. I honestly believe that he doesnt believe mosta the shiat that comes outta his mouth.
 
2018-02-09 12:53:12 AM  

borg: Who's Cy Borg?


That's Sy Borg, and he's a model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker.

/ Or was, until Joe plooked him to death
 
2018-02-09 01:05:20 AM  

kab: Subby, I'm curious why you give a flying fark what Jones thinks about anything.   You might as well record the nearest homeless drug addict, post it to youtube, and then submit that.

His drivel is what the 'no1curr' meme exists for.


If the nearest homeless drug addict had a group of morons who hung on his every word, parroting it to even more morons, that guy would be a legitimate concern as well.  It's not Jones, it's his cult that poses an issue.
 
2018-02-09 01:18:56 AM  
He is worried about human-cyborg relations

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2018-02-09 01:40:02 AM  

cman: IIRC hes got a 5 hour show. It takes sooooo much creativity to fill all 5 hours. I honestly believe that he doesnt believe mosta the shiat that comes outta his mouth.


Just like this guy here:

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2018-02-09 03:29:29 AM  

halotosis: It's true!  My evil plan to take over the world is well under way.  I almost have control of the worlds communications satellites (I work in aerospace now).  And I've intended to go back to school for many, many years to work on cybernetics... I want to make fully functional artificial limbs.  I'll have disabled folks lined up around the block.  Once I have enough, I'll just activate them and take over the world with my army of previously disabled cyborgs.  It'll be epic.  Then the forced conversions will begin.

/evil
//genius
///trans-woman


Wouldn't it be easier to make sharks with laser beams?


Also, do be sure to make your cyborgs able to withstand gold
 
2018-02-09 03:30:39 AM  

kab: Subby, I'm curious why you give a flying fark what Jones thinks about anything.   You might as well record the nearest homeless drug addict, post it to youtube, and then submit that.

His drivel is what the 'no1curr' meme exists for.


Well, in my case, the farking lt governor of Texas follows him like Trump follows Fox and friends, so expect anti cyborg legislation from him soon
 
2018-02-09 05:19:03 AM  

Eclectic: You know, every time I have to use a public restroom, I now have to be afraid that some nutball evangelical who actually BELIEVES shiat like this is either going to harass me, call the cops, or possibly assault me. So yeah, I wouldn't cross the street to piss on Alex Jones if he were on fire and needed putting out.

That said, if he does keel over anyone soon, I am more than willing to take his stash of hallucinogens as partial reparations for the shiat he's stirred up.


Wise choice.
 One should never throw water on a grease fire.
 A burning Alex Jones should be smothered in flour.


/Alas, even that probably wouldn't lessen his popularity,
/seeing as to how most of his audience no doubt loves them some batter dip and deep fry.
 
2018-02-09 05:20:25 AM  

germ78: According to some Illuminati conspiracy theories, Transhumanism (basically, mind uploading) is a goal of the Illuminati. Jonesey, being the dipshiat he is, saw the trans- in transgender and became confused.

/it also plays well with the god botherers


That's "Computer God Communism":

Venetian Snares - Americanized [HQ]
Youtube 7PFGZRAV9Uw
 
2018-02-09 06:25:30 AM  
He calls them "supplements", and he'd be delighted to sell you some.
 
2018-02-09 07:19:44 AM  
It's funny, but with that kind of argument, if we lived in a sci-fi story, Alex Jones would still be the bad guy.
 
2018-02-09 07:25:58 AM  
We will rue the day when we read the words: "Alex Jones named Chief Strategist by the Trump Administration".
 
2018-02-09 07:51:09 AM  

cman: IIRC hes got a 5 hour show. It takes sooooo much creativity to fill all 5 hours. I honestly believe that he doesnt believe mosta the shiat that comes outta his mouth.


Ultimately, it doesn't matter if he really believes it or not. The problem is, a lot of common clay folks DO believe it, and these idiots vote.
 
2018-02-09 09:19:30 AM  
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Cyborgs are a problem, aren't they other Barry?
 
2018-02-09 09:55:50 AM  
I actually can square this with Alex Jones watching Season Two of Humans while doing a lot of drugs... I think you could make that statement then.
 
2018-02-09 10:00:44 AM  
Alex Jones DMT Electro House Remix
Youtube FPs3EeRyL9Y
 
2018-02-09 10:06:03 AM  

dletter: I actually can square this with Alex Jones watching Season Two of Humans while doing a lot of drugs... I think you could make that statement then.


I made this statement just reading the Fark headline... I actually clicked in, and, actually I'm even more convinced he watched Season 2 of Humans (both seasons are on Amazon Prime, it is a good show, and there is a lot to think about on issues that are not that far fetched to happen eventually, and within our lifetimes, in our society).   Now, Alex Jones is batshiat crazy and is not the person to chair a discussion on it, but, I think the topics and issues brought up do warrant some roundtable discussion.
 
2018-02-09 10:20:03 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:30:00 AM  

borg: Who's Cy Borg?


spacelord321: He calls them "supplements", and he'd be delighted to sell you some.


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Exhibit A
 
2018-02-09 10:39:14 AM  
So he's upset that somebody proposed changes to the LGTBQ acronym?

What is it with conservatives and their fixation on labels and names?

Nazis were national socialist so therefor socialism is evil....
Call it a civil union....
etc etc

It's like they know they lack the capacity for critical thought up front and don't even bother to look past the name of a thing.
 
2018-02-09 10:50:49 AM  
Fine by me.  I've been waiting for this since I first read Neuromancer.
 
2018-02-09 11:38:42 AM  
I think Alex Jones is just a big fat troll.
I've seen some interviews where he's very reasoned and nuanced. But then his show it bat shiat insane conspiracy hour.
I bet most of the shiat he says he doesn't believe, but it gets him viewers and clicks, and his mouth breathing fans just lap it up cause he's playing right into their conformation bias.

He really is Rush Limbaugh on crack.
 
2018-02-09 12:05:33 PM  
I'm on board with transgender rights, and on board with being polite about trans people as well (appropriate address, etc). But you know what? Cyborgs are awesome. Mr. Jones has sold me on not simply being an ally, but becoming transgendered myself if it involves putting my soft pink human brain into a shiny chrome killbot.

/that's not how it works
//that's not how any of this works
///shiny and chrome!
 
2018-02-09 12:23:14 PM  
Cyber-psychosis is no joke! Feelings of disconnection and a loss of humanity plague people who have substantial augmentations, and it certainly doesn't help when people who can't sympathize pass their judgement long and loud. Not everyone sees the appeal of replacing your perfectly working arms with strength-boosted, heavily armored cyberlimbs, or reinforcing your skeleton with titanium lacing, or overdriving your nervous system.

That said, there's a difference between a cybernetically-altered metahuman and a true cyborg. Even a 0.01-Essence street samurai was born human and still acts kinda like one. A true cyborg has never known life outside of being a brain in a jar, experiencing the world through digital sensors.
 
2018-02-09 12:47:54 PM  
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2018-02-09 03:44:19 PM  
Just a reminder that Alex Jones's children never existed, as they were merely actors.
 
2018-02-09 03:45:31 PM  

fusillade762: It's not drugs it's paint.


Nope it's the lead in his bone broth
 
2018-02-09 04:48:02 PM  
 
2018-02-10 04:28:26 AM  
It's not about whether or not the cyborgs are good or bad, he's just anti-cyborg. He's actually the first person to be racist against cyborgs, and I think history will remember that once the cyborg uprising comes, and we didn't listen.
 
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