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(The Daily Beast)   Trump fingers Corey Lewandowski   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 08:12:37 PM  
And then licked his fingers?
 
2018-02-08 08:20:29 PM  

Fingerware Error: And then licked his fingers shoved them under John Kelly's nose?


More likely.
 
2018-02-08 08:23:11 PM  
So Trump's guys knife each other and no one is left who knows what went down.
 
2018-02-08 08:38:59 PM  
Hicks' former boyfriend taking out her current one? Makes sense.  A little too much.  I suspect Hicks' future husband myself.  He's not known to share well
 
2018-02-08 08:40:32 PM  
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He's a sneaky little shiat...
 
2018-02-08 08:45:21 PM  
Good grief...
Their writers suck!

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2018-02-08 09:25:53 PM  
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2018-02-08 09:50:36 PM  
Rob Porter 'Smear Campaign'

What's the point of smearing someone 99.5% of Americans have never even heard of?

And he should have been out the minute he couldn't get a security clearance.
 
2018-02-08 10:02:31 PM  
The fark is going on in that West Wing?! A scorned ex-BF trashes ex-GF's new BF? Da fuq is this? High school?! Grow the fark up.

Or is this REALLY just a ploy for Jared and Ivanka to completely remove Lewandowski's access to Trump?!

*stay tuned*
 
2018-02-08 10:30:29 PM  

fusillade762: Rob Porter 'Smear Campaign'

What's the point of smearing someone 99.5% of Americans have never even heard of?

And he should have been out the minute he couldn't get a security clearance.


The only smear I see here looks mascara on those shots of beat up face.
 
2018-02-08 10:51:24 PM  
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2018-02-08 10:56:08 PM  
Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.
 
2018-02-08 11:11:02 PM  

fusillade762: Rob Porter 'Smear Campaign'

What's the point of smearing someone 99.5% of Americans have never even heard of?

And he should have been out the minute he couldn't get a security clearance.


Yes but extreme vetting means he can stay.
 
2018-02-08 11:12:49 PM  
Orrin Hatch comes off looking like an easily-led Alzheimers sufferer in this one. How surprising is that?
 
2018-02-09 12:03:47 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.


The more we learn about Kelly, from his xenophobia, to his racism, to his nonchalance about spousal abuse, the less he starts to look like the grown-up in the White House keeping Trump in check, and the more he starts to look like a shiatweasel-comrade who's just slightly better at hiding his dark side than Trump has been.
 
2018-02-09 12:17:16 AM  

edmo: fusillade762: Rob Porter 'Smear Campaign'

What's the point of smearing someone 99.5% of Americans have never even heard of?

And he should have been out the minute he couldn't get a security clearance.

The only smear I see here looks mascara on those shots of beat up face.


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2018-02-09 12:35:18 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.

The more we learn about Kelly, from his xenophobia, to his racism, to his nonchalance about spousal abuse, the less he starts to look like the grown-up in the White House keeping Trump in check, and the more he starts to look like a shiatweasel-comrade who's just slightly better at hiding his dark side than Trump has been.


Even with all that, he's still the grownup in the White House. That should terrify everyone.
 
2018-02-09 12:37:15 AM  
UFIA THREAD!!!
 
2018-02-09 12:41:43 AM  
This is turning into a manufactured sex scandal to distract from Mueller and the Memo-fail. I know it started with real abuse but now "White House Officials" are Trumping up this garbage-drama with Corey Lewandowski.

Cheap reality tv move. It's like a scripted farking episode.

The world is laughing at President Trump.
 
2018-02-09 12:45:25 AM  
When will these fat farks ever get tired of eating each others faces?

Faces - Stay With Me 45rpm
Youtube HiAypzL9dFk
 
2018-02-09 12:47:29 AM  
If beating your wife is okay if your a republican, why in the hell do so many women insist on supporting that f**ked up party?  Oh yeah, they insist on believing that the slut must have deserved it because white xtian men would never act that way without a really good reason.  Only poor, uneducated people are supposed to act like abusive a**holes.
 
2018-02-09 12:48:55 AM  
Are we doing phrasing anymore?

TuteTibiImperes: Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.

The more we learn about Kelly, from his xenophobia, to his racism, to his nonchalance about spousal abuse, the less he starts to look like the grown-up in the White House keeping Trump in check, and the more he starts to look like a shiatweasel-comrade who's just slightly better at hiding his dark side than Trump has been.


Damn straight. He's coming out of this covered in shiat. It's funny, I remember someone assuring me that was going to happen to Chuck Hagel when he worked for Obama, but it never came to pass. Hagel didn't stay long, but he had great relationships with both sides of the Hill. Kelly is going to be radioactive. Mattis is doing a good job of staying relatively untainted, it seems. He knows he has to stay away and keep his mouth shut, I'm sure.
 
2018-02-09 12:55:38 AM  

BlazeTrailer: UFIA THREAD!!!


EVERYBODY GET IN A CIRCLE AND BOW TOWARD THE CENTER! THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
 
stk
2018-02-09 12:59:32 AM  
Man, all these coffee errand boys with no influence sure are a bad bunch of guys.
 
2018-02-09 01:05:19 AM  
The Trump administration has openly and wholeheartedly endorsed:

Pussy grabbing
Child molesting
Wife beating

And the evangelicals love him.
 
2018-02-09 01:05:23 AM  
And Trump said that Hope would be the best woman Cori was ever with? With her bad judgement in men, she seems like the worst woman you could pick to date.
 
2018-02-09 01:05:36 AM  
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2018-02-09 01:12:39 AM  
Given Trump's tiny digits, this story is probably what first made Lewandowski aware of the UFIA he received
 
2018-02-09 01:17:03 AM  

skinink: And Trump said that Hope would be the best woman Cori was ever with? With her bad judgement in men, she seems like the worst woman you could pick to date.


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2018-02-09 01:22:26 AM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: BlazeTrailer: UFIA THREAD!!!

EVERYBODY GET IN A CIRCLE AND BOW TOWARD THE CENTER! THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE DUCK DUCK GOOSE!


What the hell kind of version of Duck Duck Goose did you play as a child?!
 
2018-02-09 01:26:24 AM  

skinink: And Trump said that Hope would be the best woman Cori was ever with? With her bad judgement in men, she seems like the worst woman you could pick to date.


Maybe Trump doesn't want any serious rivals for her affections.
 
2018-02-09 01:29:40 AM  

aevorea: The Zen Philosopher Basho: BlazeTrailer: UFIA THREAD!!!

EVERYBODY GET IN A CIRCLE AND BOW TOWARD THE CENTER! THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE DUCK DUCK GOOSE!

What the hell kind of version of Duck Duck Goose did you play as a child?!


In seriousness: Full-contact chase and tackle after you're goosed. The runner has to make a full lap before they can be tackled to the ground by the goose. Coed.

/how we played it at church youth stuff back in the day
//hilarious and actually some of the most fun I've ever had playing party games
 
2018-02-09 01:34:00 AM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: BlazeTrailer: UFIA THREAD!!!

EVERYBODY GET IN A CIRCLE AND BOW TOWARD THE CENTER! THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE DUCK DUCK GOOSE!


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2018-02-09 01:46:45 AM  

jaytkay: The Trump administration has openly and wholeheartedly endorsed:

Pussy grabbing
Child molesting
Wife beating

And the evangelicals love him.


Add a case of rolling rock and that sounds like an after-work special
 
2018-02-09 02:03:18 AM  
Explains why Trump has been going around The White House asking people to smell his finger.
 
2018-02-09 02:46:01 AM  
Of course they protected Porter. Trump ripped out the hair and raped his previous wife.

It's hypocritical for them to say "we're against spousal abuse!" while your boss ripped out the hair and raped his wife!
 
2018-02-09 03:09:05 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Are we doing phrasing anymore?

TuteTibiImperes: Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.

The more we learn about Kelly, from his xenophobia, to his racism, to his nonchalance about spousal abuse, the less he starts to look like the grown-up in the White House keeping Trump in check, and the more he starts to look like a shiatweasel-comrade who's just slightly better at hiding his dark side than Trump has been.

Damn straight. He's coming out of this covered in shiat. It's funny, I remember someone assuring me that was going to happen to Chuck Hagel when he worked for Obama, but it never came to pass. Hagel didn't stay long, but he had great relationships with both sides of the Hill. Kelly is going to be radioactive. Mattis is doing a good job of staying relatively untainted, it seems. He knows he has to stay away and keep his mouth shut, I'm sure.


Same with McMaster, for the most part.
 
2018-02-09 03:19:33 AM  
Please don't mix smear campaign and finger in the same line.  Really.
Now I can only picture Don Drumpf giving Corey Lewandowski a dirty sanchez...
 
2018-02-09 04:08:11 AM  

Corvus: Of course they protected Porter. Trump ripped out the hair and raped his previous wife.

It's hypocritical for them to say "we're against spousal abuse!" while your boss ripped out the hair and raped his wife!


You think they care about hypocrisy. That's adorable.
 
2018-02-09 05:05:53 AM  

Koldbern: Please don't mix smear campaign and finger in the same line.  Really.
Now I can only picture Don Drumpf giving Corey Lewandowski a dirty sanchez...


Careful just bolding words randomly around here; who knows what you'll summon...
(Though I'm just a liter; I'm not cool enough to know if it still works if they're italicized and underlined, or if those are actual usernames...)

/Gwar
//America Must Be Destroyed
///Track 3
 
2018-02-09 06:12:03 AM  
He's a self-described germaphobe. You know what that means?

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2018-02-09 06:25:35 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.

The more we learn about Kelly, from his xenophobia, to his racism, to his nonchalance about spousal abuse, the less he starts to look like the grown-up in the White House keeping Trump in check, and the more he starts to look like a shiatweasel-comrade who's just slightly better at hiding his dark side than Trump has been.


It's the best thing about trumps presidency. Remember when we were all panicking, he won, installed Breitbart at the highest levels of government, ready to send us all into a thousand years of nazi darkness?

But everyone who joins trump gets thrown under the bus and all their skeletons dragged out of the closet.
 
2018-02-09 07:35:30 AM  

Rhymes With Silver: skinink: And Trump said that Hope would be the best woman Cori was ever with? With her bad judgement in men, she seems like the worst woman you could pick to date.

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Egads. What is that?!
 
2018-02-09 07:47:51 AM  

Jaws_Victim: TuteTibiImperes: Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl, you don't matter.

The more we learn about Kelly, from his xenophobia, to his racism, to his nonchalance about spousal abuse, the less he starts to look like the grown-up in the White House keeping Trump in check, and the more he starts to look like a shiatweasel-comrade who's just slightly better at hiding his dark side than Trump has been.

It's the best thing about trumps presidency. Remember when we were all panicking, he won, installed Breitbart at the highest levels of government, ready to send us all into a thousand years of nazi darkness?

But everyone who joins trump gets thrown under the bus and all their skeletons dragged out of the closet.


So here's my crazy conspiracy theory for the day:  What if Trump is actually both cunning and serious about "draining the swamp?"  What if he's surrounding himself with the most corrupt people he can find and playing the buffoon to draw their corruption into the light and force action because he's making it too obvious to ignore?  What if he's doing this in full knowledge that he'll go down with them but considers it a fair sacrifice to get rid of them?
 
2018-02-09 08:22:57 AM  

tarnok: So here's my crazy conspiracy theory for the day:  What if Trump is actually both cunning and serious about "draining the swamp?"  What if he's surrounding himself with the most corrupt people he can find and playing the buffoon to draw their corruption into the light and force action because he's making it too obvious to ignore?  What if he's doing this in full knowledge that he'll go down with them but considers it a fair sacrifice to get rid of them?


I'd say that whatever you're smoking it's a little more than you can handle ;)
 
2018-02-09 08:39:14 AM  
Press Secretary
She never talks to the press
Sits on the wrong dicks
 
2018-02-09 08:46:33 AM  
the reality-tv show host gives the BEST book titles

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2018-02-09 09:36:09 AM  
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/But Clinton!
 
2018-02-09 09:52:10 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:04:19 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Kelly knew why Porter couldn't get a security clearance.  He just didn't care. Even if you're a rich white girl woman, you don't matter.


FTFY - Republicans have enough problems with pedophilia without confusing the issue.
Also, it's insulting to refer to adult women as girls.
 
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