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(The Weather Channel)   Weather storm Mateo to destroy all life in Chicago. Stay safe, warm, and drunk, Chicago-area Farkers   ( weather.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Wisconsin, Great Lakes, snow, Friday night, southern Lower Michigan, northern New England, New York, Illinois  
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2018-02-08 07:54:25 PM  
Yay!!!! SNOW DAYS!
 
2018-02-08 07:54:54 PM  
"Weather storm...?"
 
2018-02-08 07:59:21 PM  
Can I have their stuff?
 
2018-02-08 08:09:58 PM  

Shostie: "Weather storm...?"


Listen.... You listen to me... whoever you are you wonderful person... YOu need to get drunk... REALLY drunk to understand the full impact of not going into work tomorrow. OWOOOOO! T3ree day weekend....
 
2018-02-08 08:13:22 PM  

Destructor: Shostie: "Weather storm...?"

Listen.... You listen to me... whoever you are you wonderful person... YOu need to get drunk... REALLY drunk to understand the full impact of not going into work tomorrow. OWOOOOO! T3ree day weekend....


'Bread & Milk' -THE ORIGINAL VIDEO- vicdibitetto.net
Youtube i6zaVYWLTkU
 
2018-02-08 08:22:04 PM  
I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!
 
2018-02-08 08:26:25 PM  
yeah. depending on which channel I watch they're saying anywhere between 9 & 14 inches by 8am tomorrow morning and I'm smack in the middle of it. Hasn't started yet though and they said it would start at 6pm so I guess we'll see.

Oh well. either way I have plenty of beer and really no where to go so whatever.
 
2018-02-08 08:29:41 PM  

Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!


If you were a real Chicagoan you'd be drinking Malort.
 
2018-02-08 08:30:31 PM  

abhorrent1: Oh well. either way I have plenty of beer and really no where to go so whatever.


Cheers!!!! Wooooooo.... New patch on World of Tanks... That's what I'll be doing until 2am, probably.
 
2018-02-08 08:33:53 PM  

naughtyrev: If you were a real Chicagoan you'd be drinking Malort.


I'm wayyyyy out... Between Rockford and Chicago.

I'm drinking the top-shelf hard Irish/Scotish shiat. Because they know their whisk(e)y. OMG... I love Laphroaig. I should have bought 3 bottles.... It tastes like a warm fire on a very cold autumn day. It tastes like fire, and Halloween and love.
 
2018-02-08 08:35:58 PM  

Destructor: naughtyrev: If you were a real Chicagoan you'd be drinking Malort.

I'm wayyyyy out... Between Rockford and Chicago.

I'm drinking the top-shelf hard Irish/Scotish shiat. Because they know their whisk(e)y. OMG... I love Laphroaig. I should have bought 3 bottles.... It tastes like a warm fire on a very cold autumn day. It tastes like fire, and Halloween and love.


I'm currently just drinking a beer and watching my emails. I should probably order a pizza, too, but by now I'm sure everyone is. Stopped by the store earlier to pick up the beer and it was a goddam madhouse.

And Laphroaig is lovely.
 
2018-02-08 08:43:57 PM  

naughtyrev: And Laphroaig is lovely.


OMG... I've enjoyed Ardbeg many times before, but a farker told me to give this a spin and I have not regretted the experience. This is my first time with the stuff. And I freakin' love it.
 
2018-02-08 10:16:33 PM  

Shostie: "Weather storm...?"


More weather channel crap like giving storms names like the actual weather service does for actual storms. The weather service does not name Winter storms because it would be stupid and pointless and dumb and stupid. The weather channel is trying to make the "storm" sound more serious so you tune in.
 
2018-02-08 10:22:18 PM  
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2018-02-08 10:23:03 PM  
If you read through the euphemisms this sounds like great sex:

"Mateo's snowfall is being generated by an impulse of energy riding through a broad southward dip in the jet stream through Friday night, lifting moist air over a surface frontal system that will swing from the northern High Plains "
 
2018-02-08 10:23:46 PM  
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2018-02-08 10:28:08 PM  

thorpe: If you read through the euphemisms this sounds like great sex:

"Mateo's snowfall is being generated by an impulse of energy riding through a broad southward dip in the jet stream through Friday night, lifting moist air over a surface frontal system that will swing from the northern High Plains "


Umm...
go on.....
 
2018-02-08 10:28:08 PM  
"Weather" "storm" "Mateo"
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/ 10 inches of snow is not some kind of disaster
// fark off weather drama assholes
 
2018-02-08 10:29:02 PM  
Obscure?
Craig Armstrong - Weather Storm
Youtube 6SxhzWZrGmg
 
2018-02-08 10:30:07 PM  

Shostie: "Weather storm...?"


Just enjoy it. Subby is either a genius, or it's a typo that makes the world a better place.
 
2018-02-08 10:32:46 PM  
That's 9 points for Hyperbole, subby.
You should interview for a breathless newscast  job, at a station pining away to make their Severe Winter Center relevant for a day.

If you're new to the north I take it all back.
 
2018-02-08 10:33:19 PM  
Now weather forecasts get green lit? How is snow in winter news?
 
2018-02-08 10:33:30 PM  
"Look at that! We are receiving slightly more precipitation than usual for this time of year."

"Indeed. Let us name it 'Susan.'"
 
2018-02-08 10:33:34 PM  

Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!


You mentioned Chicago pizza. Do you realize what you've done? You've doomed this thread and everyone in it.
 
2018-02-08 10:35:02 PM  

Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!


 Also, it takes you 3 days to devour a large pizza? What sort of foundation do you use? Can I sniff your panties?

 With you on the Laphroaig.
 
2018-02-08 10:35:06 PM  
I'm north in Michigan. We're supposed to get all of 4".

Just enough to make the commute suck but not enough to close work.

Yippie
 
2018-02-08 10:38:46 PM  
I'm having a DinoSmores from Off Color brewery
 
2018-02-08 10:40:56 PM  

lindalouwho: That's 9 points for Hyperbole, subby.
You should interview for a breathless newscast  job, at a station pining away to make their Severe Winter Center relevant for a day.

If you're new to the north I take it all back.


 We just had a hard freeze in New Orleans. Hard freeze, not any real snow, and most folks were cracking others skulls open to feast on the goo inside. Major, major breathless news. Cat2 storms are like page 8 material compared to it. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EVEN YOUR  PLANTS AND PETS AND OH YEAH MAYBE SOME HO.ELESS PEOPLE
 
2018-02-08 10:41:44 PM  
It's a good thing we do beer so damn well in Kalamazoo and SW Michigan, because the weather sure sucks.
 
2018-02-08 10:42:54 PM  

fuzzybacchus: Now weather forecasts get green lit? How is snow in winter news?


In Chicago, even.

There's Sun in Miami in June!

Yeah, no shiat
 
2018-02-08 10:43:08 PM  

drewsclues: Shostie: "Weather storm...?"

Just enjoy it. Subby is either a genius, or it's a typo that makes the world a better place.


Or subby is drinking early, which can also be a good thing.

/"When you drink this much, you gotta start early..."
 
2018-02-08 10:43:41 PM  
Oh joy, on the night I fly out to great mistakes for my friend's boot camp graduation...
 
2018-02-08 10:44:18 PM  

dickfreckle: Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!

You mentioned Chicago pizza. Do you realize what you've done? You've doomed this thread and everyone in it.


I am a big fan of Chicago deep dish. New York skinny slice can suck it.
 
2018-02-08 10:47:12 PM  
Yeah.  The Supermarkets were packed.
Ya know. On Saturday afternoon when the roads are cleared, there won't be any bread and milk on the shelves?

It's not a hurricane.  It snows every year.  We live through it.

//Filled the tank and a gas can. Went to pre-position the snow blower and found out that the battery was dead.
 
2018-02-08 10:49:31 PM  

a2jk: It's a good thing we do beer so damn well in Kalamazoo and SW Michigan, because the weather sure sucks.


And by sucks you mean is awesome.

/ Love snow
// You get more better snow on that side of the lake
 
2018-02-08 10:51:22 PM  

baxterdog: dickfreckle: Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!

You mentioned Chicago pizza. Do you realize what you've done? You've doomed this thread and everyone in it.

I am a big fan of Chicago deep dish. New York skinny slice can suck it.


it is called pizza PIE, not pizza on texas toast !
A PIE HAS THIN CRUST, not  an inch of bread.
 
2018-02-08 10:51:28 PM  
Far west burbs here.  Kids are out tomorrow.  Told them they're shovelling the driveway.  I allow them to live here, earn your keep.
 
2018-02-08 10:52:36 PM  
Category 6: day of destruction 2 : Winter boogaloo.
 
2018-02-08 10:53:12 PM  
Being a "boss" type I HAVE to be at work, 40 minutes north of Chicago, hoping to not be as hit as the city, put some classic punk rock on high volume and make the journey-Naked Raygun has guided me through many blizzards.
 
2018-02-08 10:54:15 PM  
Yep. Still snowing. No one is cracking each other's heads open to feast on the goo inside yet. Stay tuned.
 
2018-02-08 10:54:45 PM  

Destructor: naughtyrev: If you were a real Chicagoan you'd be drinking Malort.

I'm wayyyyy out... Between Rockford and Chicago.

I'm drinking the top-shelf hard Irish/Scotish shiat. Because they know their whisk(e)y. OMG... I love Laphroaig. I should have bought 3 bottles.... It tastes like a warm fire on a very cold autumn day. It tastes like fire, and Halloween and love.


Like being punched in the face by a mermaid, and enjoying it.
 
2018-02-08 10:56:49 PM  

IvyLady: Yep. Still snowing. No one is cracking each other's heads open to feast on the goo inside yet. Stay tuned.


But enough about Chicago "pizza."
 
2018-02-08 10:58:41 PM  

IvyLady: Yep. Still snowing. No one is cracking each other's heads open to feast on the goo inside yet. Stay tuned.


Just wait.  It's like that shot in The Walking Dead, only with snow.

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/white walkers?
/not a current pic
 
2018-02-08 10:58:41 PM  
My morning commute takes me to Bridgeport, the area where some of the heaviest snow is going to be. I'm farked.
 
2018-02-08 10:59:03 PM  
Hooray, Chicago Pizza is best thread!
 
2018-02-08 11:00:23 PM  
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2018-02-08 11:01:41 PM  

WTP 2: baxterdog: dickfreckle: Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!

You mentioned Chicago pizza. Do you realize what you've done? You've doomed this thread and everyone in it.

I am a big fan of Chicago deep dish. New York skinny slice can suck it.

it is called pizza PIE, not pizza on texas toast !
A PIE HAS THIN CRUST, not  an inch of bread.


To wit:

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2018-02-08 11:01:50 PM  

Bowen: IvyLady: Yep. Still snowing. No one is cracking each other's heads open to feast on the goo inside yet. Stay tuned.

But enough about Chicago "pizza."


 I have no beef in this fight, but that was funny. And we've both used the "goo inside" quote in this thread. Nice!

/eaten plenty of both
//both tasty for different reasons
 
2018-02-08 11:02:30 PM  
Freddie King - Sweet Home Chicago
Youtube pSAz_lVLIJo
 
2018-02-08 11:06:49 PM  

WTP 2: baxterdog: dickfreckle: Destructor: I ordered a large stuffed pizza which I intend to devour over the next 3 days... As is my custom in such situations. Also, I discovered a wonderful new booze: Laphroaig. It makes winter fun!!!!1!!!eleven!!

You mentioned Chicago pizza. Do you realize what you've done? You've doomed this thread and everyone in it.

I am a big fan of Chicago deep dish. New York skinny slice can suck it.

it is called pizza PIE, not pizza on texas toast !
A PIE HAS THIN CRUST, not  an inch of bread.


YOU SIR/MADAM ARE SO WRONG ABOOT PIE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie
 
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