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(Politico)   Americans, especially young Americans, are having much less sex than just a decade ago. And the rate is dropping faster every year. Why? "Too much Netflix, not enough chill"   ( politico.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Human sexual behavior, young adults, Sexual intercourse, sex, sexual counter-revolution, percent, United States, young men  
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2018-02-09 01:17:39 PM  
82 votes:
I was not having sex before it was cool.
2018-02-09 02:19:26 PM  
75 votes:

Man On A Mission: You think it's bad now, wait until sexbots are readily available.

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A friend linked me this just yesterday:
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2018-02-09 02:21:44 PM  
35 votes:

Mugato: "Chill"? Is that the kind of language you beatnik kids are using now?


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2018-02-09 02:18:11 PM  
34 votes:
I blame online porn sites.

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2018-02-09 02:25:36 PM  
32 votes:
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Net fix and chill?
2018-02-09 02:32:04 PM  
23 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Tr0mBoNe: Netflix and chill is just a euphemism. We could be watching Hulu, Amazon or even YouTube. Heck, we might even be playing some vintage vinyl.

Hulu and Head
Amazon and Anal
Youtube and Real Doll?


CBS Online and Metamucil?
2018-02-09 02:34:46 PM  
21 votes:

LoneWolf343: Man On A Mission: You think it's bad now, wait until sexbots are readily available.

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A friend linked me this just yesterday:
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Duh. We'll have other robots that will clean the sexbots.

And we'll be very heartbroken when we come home early and catch the sexbot-cleaning robot having sex with the sexbot.
2018-02-09 02:09:53 PM  
21 votes:
Netflix and chill is just a euphemism. We could be watching Hulu, Amazon or even YouTube. Heck, we might even be playing some vintage vinyl.
2018-02-09 02:38:30 PM  
17 votes:

LoneWolf343: Man On A Mission: You think it's bad now, wait until sexbots are readily available.

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A friend linked me this just yesterday:
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They will just be instructed to be self cleaning.  Just beware as someone might stumble across a vagina in a sink and have some explaining to do.

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2018-02-09 02:49:35 PM  
16 votes:
Also, people close their shades at night WAY more than they used to...  ( ._.)
2018-02-09 02:37:23 PM  
15 votes:
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I'll go with the old standby here.
2018-02-09 02:48:17 PM  
14 votes:
Of course millennials are having less sex. Have you seen the price of fresh grapefruit lately?
2018-02-09 04:23:11 PM  
13 votes:

Calypsocookie: 35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.


FYI, that clack-clacking sound you hear are all the clicks on your Profile.
2018-02-09 04:44:47 PM  
10 votes:

hardinparamedic: My hitachi won't quit five pumps in and tell me how awesome I should feel at my lack of Orgasm, then roll over asleep snoring while I finish myself.


Yeah i think you gotta get the deluxe version for those features.
2018-02-09 04:29:12 PM  
10 votes:

ObscureNameHere: Calypsocookie: 35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.

FYI, that clack-clacking sound you hear are all the clicks on your Profile.


As long as the clicking is fast and lasts about 5 minutes, it's all good.
2018-02-09 02:29:44 PM  
9 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Netflix and chill is just a euphemism. We could be watching Hulu, Amazon or even YouTube. Heck, we might even be playing some vintage vinyl.


Hulu and Head
Amazon and Anal
Youtube and Real Doll?
2018-02-09 04:39:23 PM  
8 votes:
My hitachi won't quit five pumps in and tell me how awesome I should feel at my lack of Orgasm, then roll over asleep snoring while I finish myself.
2018-02-09 04:17:00 PM  
8 votes:
35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.
2018-02-09 02:27:15 PM  
8 votes:
Can't fark, watching Altered Carbon.
2018-02-09 04:35:47 PM  
7 votes:

Calypsocookie: 35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.


5 minutes?
At one job, my late wife was in a supply closet with her manager, inventorying for about 15 min. They came out, and this one jerk popped up with "15 minutes in there? We know what they've been doing!"
She looked at him and responded, "Really? If it doesn't last an hour, it's hardly  worth doing."
Idiot turned beet red. He didn't last long at that job, either.....
2018-02-09 03:44:04 PM  
7 votes:

mittromneysdog: This is a right-wing attack on the Me Too movement. The author is from the American Enterprise Institute.

I can see why conservatives would find this argument persuasive. Conservatives are generally pro rape, and they're generally pro rape because that's the only way they can get any. So of course they think the Me Too movement's focus on sexual misconduct is a threat to their sexual relationships.

Other kinds of men find nothing at all threatening about the Me Too movement. The kinds of behaviors targeted by Me Too are abhorrent to us. I do not grab women by their pussies. I do not hang around malls trying to pick up underage girls. I do not corner women and masturbate in front of them.

In fact, the idea of doing any of the things exposed by MeToo boggles my mind. I can neither imagine doing any of those things, nor even wanting to do any of those things. I had no idea these behaviors were so common.

My reaction to Me Too isn't to find it threatening. It's a combination of jaw-dropped astonishment and compassion. I had no idea the sh*t women have had to deal with for so long. And I empathize with women who've been victimized by it.


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2018-02-09 02:22:45 PM  
7 votes:
Yeah, no shiat. I've been married for 10 years.
2018-02-09 01:19:12 PM  
7 votes:
You think it's bad now, wait until sexbots are readily available.

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2018-02-09 02:52:43 PM  
6 votes:
This is a right-wing attack on the Me Too movement. The author is from the American Enterprise Institute.

I can see why conservatives would find this argument persuasive. Conservatives are generally pro rape, and they're generally pro rape because that's the only way they can get any. So of course they think the Me Too movement's focus on sexual misconduct is a threat to their sexual relationships.

Other kinds of men find nothing at all threatening about the Me Too movement. The kinds of behaviors targeted by Me Too are abhorrent to us. I do not grab women by their pussies. I do not hang around malls trying to pick up underage girls. I do not corner women and masturbate in front of them.

In fact, the idea of doing any of the things exposed by MeToo boggles my mind. I can neither imagine doing any of those things, nor even wanting to do any of those things. I had no idea these behaviors were so common.

My reaction to Me Too isn't to find it threatening. It's a combination of jaw-dropped astonishment and compassion. I had no idea the sh*t women have had to deal with for so long. And I empathize with women who've been victimized by it.
2018-02-09 02:06:58 PM  
6 votes:
What is this "sex" you speak of?
2018-02-09 04:48:34 PM  
5 votes:

Calypsocookie: Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...


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2018-02-09 02:36:54 PM  
5 votes:
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Oh hai guys, what's going on in this thread?
2018-02-09 02:36:15 PM  
5 votes:
As the recent Aziz Ansari incident has shown, the best thing for a young man to do is to avoid women entirely.
2018-02-09 06:29:13 PM  
4 votes:

Do you know the way to Mordor: Net fix and krill?


Net fix and krull

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2018-02-09 04:56:43 PM  
4 votes:

Calypsocookie: ObscureNameHere: Calypsocookie: 35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.

FYI, that clack-clacking sound you hear are all the clicks on your Profile.

As long as the clicking is fast and lasts about 5 minutes, it's all good.


Not to worry, 5 minutes is 4 minutes longer than I need.

Wait, what?
2018-02-09 03:39:07 PM  
4 votes:
She added, "I am concerned that we are well on our way to demonising, if not criminalising, all male desire."

so concerned
2018-02-09 02:39:42 PM  
4 votes:

OkieDookie: drjekel_mrhyde: Tr0mBoNe: Netflix and chill is just a euphemism. We could be watching Hulu, Amazon or even YouTube. Heck, we might even be playing some vintage vinyl.

Hulu and Head
Amazon and Anal
Youtube and Real Doll?

CBS Online and Metamucil?


Grind up some Geritol, crush some lines and fark until your hips break.
2018-02-09 02:28:54 PM  
4 votes:
I'll go with effeminization of the urban American male.
2018-02-09 02:06:19 PM  
4 votes:
More guys think it's OK to be openly misogynistic now?
2018-02-09 04:54:36 PM  
3 votes:

tjsands1118: PhilCollinsBeatBox: the nice thing about netflix - it's there when you want it, you can say whatever the hell you want around it, and when your'e done you can turn it off and walk away without it complaining for hours about how her daddy was never there for her

and all for under $10 / mo

It's $10.99 now


that farking bloodsucking tart
2018-02-09 03:50:42 PM  
3 votes:

NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 500x281]
... or maybe it's something else?


Damnit...I knew my Tinder profile pic would come back to bite me some day.
2018-02-09 03:30:32 PM  
3 votes:
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Tee-hee
2018-02-09 03:23:33 PM  
3 votes:

RandolphCarter: Unfortunately the wife's libido has fallen off a cliff and is now set to leavemealonegetawayfrommestoptouchingm​e. Net result: amount of sex is about the same, 6 to 8 times a year


The difficult truth: she likes sex, just not sex with *you*. If Brad Pitt walked in the room, she'd be on her knees before the door closed behind him.

If I were you, I'd be either getting a divorce lawyer, or a side piece.
2018-02-09 02:47:58 PM  
3 votes:
Millennial's future:
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2018-02-09 02:44:37 PM  
3 votes:
If I were a young male in the current culture, I'd probably avoid sex for the most part too. Young women nowadays get wasted drunk or stoned, seek out validation and have sex with you to get it, then regret it later and claim you raped her. It's simply not worth the risk of having your life ruined.
2018-02-09 02:27:09 PM  
3 votes:
It's been a while since my awful sex ed classes, but I was basically told if I had sex I would immediately have babies and die of AIDS. If I was one of the lucky ones, I would only get herpes.

Unless, of course, I had a wedding ring on. A bit of shopping mall gold would protect against all of that.

And yeah, it was a public school.
2018-02-09 02:18:39 PM  
3 votes:
So Farkers just ahead of the curve.
2018-02-09 06:05:55 PM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Tr0mBoNe: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Peter_B_Risen: I'll go with effeminization of the urban American male.

Partly this. Also you have to fill out a f*cking contract to f*ck anyone and they may still claim you raped them later on anyway.

There's this concept called "Getting to know someone to build a connection and trust before bumpin' uglies"

I highly recommend you try it.

I see - so you're saying one night stands should be eliminated. Meeting and hooking up at a party should be outlawed. Got it.

Try not to be so intransigent.


Cool, I have thesaurus.com bookmarked too
2018-02-09 05:55:21 PM  
2 votes:
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Me love you long time....
2018-02-09 05:21:05 PM  
2 votes:

edmo: Mugato: "Chill"? Is that the kind of language you beatnik kids are using now?

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no no no, this

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2018-02-09 05:01:57 PM  
2 votes:

Calypsocookie: ObscureNameHere: Calypsocookie: 35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.

FYI, that clack-clacking sound you hear are all the clicks on your Profile.

As long as the clicking is fast and lasts about 5 minutes, it's all good.


I clicked....but only for about 20 seconds....
2018-02-09 05:01:55 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: My hitachi won't quit five pumps in and tell me how awesome I should feel at my lack of Orgasm, then roll over asleep snoring while I finish myself.


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This one might.
2018-02-09 03:51:08 PM  
2 votes:

Peter_B_Risen: I'll go with effeminization of the urban American male.


That was the risk the hipsters took when they went for "metrosexual" fashion.

It's fine if you're actually gay, but that same look becomes a Cloak of Unattainability if you're a fomo.

Girls will think you're hot and gay and just give you a "harrumph!" when they walk by.

Gay men can figure out mimics more or less instantly, like a dog detecting a Terminator.

Straight men will think you're hot and gay and just give you a "harrumph!" when they walk by.
2018-02-09 03:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
The mass use of "Social Media" has made people less social.
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2018-02-09 03:00:11 PM  
2 votes:

coffeeburns: Its to easy to get an STD, so being single and not looking for eager women has been a very healthy choice for me. WIN!


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2018-02-09 02:54:56 PM  
2 votes:

Peter_B_Risen: I'll go with effeminization of the urban American male.


So now all the dudes in the US are somehow magically girly and all of the women in the US somehow magically are repulsed by that?  That sounds pretty dumb...
2018-02-09 02:53:23 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 02:39:13 PM  
2 votes:
Really - no one is having sex?...
All these grew out of cabbages, then?
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2018-02-09 02:39:04 PM  
2 votes:
All those huge dongs on the internet make me scared to whip mine out in front of a woman.
2018-02-09 02:27:18 PM  
2 votes:
Millennials are just the worst:
-Not buying houses they can't afford
-Not having children they can't afford
-Not getting STD's they can't afford
-Not getting abortions they can't afford

Actually, I don't think you can consider current 'young Americans' Millennials.  I don't think someone born in 2002 is a 'millennial'.
2018-02-09 02:22:52 PM  
2 votes:
well personally it's
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2018-02-09 02:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
Have you noticed, that people are not having sex?
All the pronouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly warn them.
But people are not having sex and nothing seems to start them.
Do you realize that people are not having sex?
They've been shown how to, perhaps they are perplexed.
2018-02-09 01:39:00 PM  
2 votes:
"Chill"? Is that the kind of language you beatnik kids are using now?
2018-02-09 09:33:54 PM  
1 vote:

Froman: I haven't seen any shortage of millennial men interested in sex, within a relationship or not. However, there doesn't seem to be much of a population of straight single women looking for it. Maybe they've given up, or maybe that right wing conspiracy theory of sex-selective abortion resulting in millions of girls being aborted in favor of trying for a boy has some truth to it. Supposedly, women make up more than 50% of the population, but the problem is the additional ones are all over 60. It's skewed because men don't live as long. I wonder what the actual ratio of single, straight, 18-35 females to 18-35 males is. Just seems like it wouldn't be so weird if there wasn't a problem of unbalanced demand.


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Some fascinating charts on that.

A whole lot of that imbalance pattern is the number of 28 year old women who become a 43 year old man's second wife.

On the more anecdotal side, Tinder is a helluva force. A lot of young women idly swipe... not even for hookups, just self-esteem stroking. A lot of men are hungry as all hell. The side-effect of five thousand 'hey babys' is a huge inflation in who many women think they should be able to lock down for a LTR.
2018-02-09 06:16:42 PM  
1 vote:

bingo the psych-o: [img.fark.net image 850x587]
Net fix and chill?


Net fix and krill?

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2018-02-09 05:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

RandolphCarter: 10 years ago my kids were 5 and 2. The chance of both of them being asleep at the same time, and neither of them in our bed, and the wife and I both awake, and a production issue at work requiring on call support was practically nonexistent. So hardly any sex then.

Since then I've switched jobs and the phone never rings at night. The kids almost always settle down and go to sleep without problems. Unfortunately the wife's libido has fallen off a cliff and is now set to leavemealonegetawayfrommestoptouchingm​e.

Net result: amount of sex is about the same, 6 to 8 times a year


Lucky!
2018-02-09 04:53:16 PM  
1 vote:

PhilCollinsBeatBox: the nice thing about netflix - it's there when you want it, you can say whatever the hell you want around it, and when your'e done you can turn it off and walk away without it complaining for hours about how her daddy was never there for her

and all for under $10 / mo


It's $10.99 now
2018-02-09 04:52:09 PM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: LoneWolf343: Man On A Mission: You think it's bad now, wait until sexbots are readily available.

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A friend linked me this just yesterday:
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Duh. We'll have other robots that will clean the sexbots.

And we'll be very heartbroken when we come home early and catch the sexbot-cleaning robot having sex with the sexbot.


Hey, I was just giving her a *very* thorough cleaning.  Nothing to worry about.
2018-02-09 04:38:51 PM  
1 vote:

Calypsocookie: ObscureNameHere: Calypsocookie: 35 year old single female and in March it will have been a year since I've had sex. I miss it this - much.

Lemme think... 5 minutes of pure bliss between me, my laptop, and my vibrator ending in an amazing climax VS what may or may not be a dangerous, complicated, disease or pregnancy inducing situation that doesnt even guarantee the climax in the end...

Tough choice.

FYI, that clack-clacking sound you hear are all the clicks on your Profile.

As long as the clicking is fast and lasts about 5 minutes, it's all good.


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2018-02-09 04:15:35 PM  
1 vote:

gretzkyscores: RandolphCarter: Unfortunately the wife's libido has fallen off a cliff and is now set to leavemealonegetawayfrommestoptouchingm​e. Net result: amount of sex is about the same, 6 to 8 times a year

The difficult truth: she likes sex, just not sex with *you*. If Brad Pitt walked in the room, she'd be on her knees before the door closed behind him.

If I were you, I'd be either getting a divorce lawyer, or a side piece.


Or, you know, have a very direct and awkward TALK with your spouse before doing something really stupid?

Been married over 20 years, so I know that really direct talk can be VERY difficult on certain subjects and issues can be left to fester for far too long before there is a 'having it out' discussion.   But... the discussion ultimately need to happen or the marriage dries up like a neglected plant.
2018-02-09 04:11:57 PM  
1 vote:

gretzkyscores: RandolphCarter: Unfortunately the wife's libido has fallen off a cliff and is now set to leavemealonegetawayfrommestoptouchingm​e. Net result: amount of sex is about the same, 6 to 8 times a year

The difficult truth: she likes sex, just not sex with *you*. If Brad Pitt walked in the room, she'd be on her knees before the door closed behind him.

If I were you, I'd be either getting a divorce lawyer, or a side piece.


Fun fact - different people have different libidos, and where they happen to be on their personal spectrum shifts throughout their lives. Don't assume that lack of libido makes an unhappy marriage, even in cases where it happens to be the main source of arguments. A happy marriage can be low on physicality, and a toxic marriage can be thrice daily in the sack.

Sucks when a each person in the realtionship is at a very different place libido-wise, but that hardly makes a broken marriage
2018-02-09 03:50:13 PM  
1 vote:

Libelec: mittromneysdog:
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Holy shiat.
 Mitt Romney's dog is Weird Al?

That's awesome.
2018-02-09 03:42:20 PM  
1 vote:

coffeeburns: Its to easy to get an STD, so being single and not looking for eager women has been a very healthy choice for me. WIN!


then start having sex with guys.  then everyone wins.
2018-02-09 03:40:17 PM  
1 vote:
Probably the neckbeard virgins are throwing all the averages down. Back in the day they would either succumb to the temptation of going to a prostitute or off themselves. Now, they have reddit and Twitter to harass women to let off some steam.

And probably working +10hs a day in two different jobs while living with your parents because you can't afford your own place is throwing the number of times a year the rest is having sex.
2018-02-09 03:38:17 PM  
1 vote:

gretzkyscores: If I were a young male in the current culture, I'd probably avoid sex for the most part too. Young women nowadays get wasted drunk or stoned, seek out validation and have sex with you to get it, then regret it later and claim you raped her. It's simply not worth the risk of having your life ruined.


Thats why you have sex with sober people. And tape it.
2018-02-09 03:16:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm betting the rampant uncurable STDs is the real reason.
2018-02-09 03:00:58 PM  
1 vote:
10 years ago my kids were 5 and 2. The chance of both of them being asleep at the same time, and neither of them in our bed, and the wife and I both awake, and a production issue at work requiring on call support was practically nonexistent. So hardly any sex then.

Since then I've switched jobs and the phone never rings at night. The kids almost always settle down and go to sleep without problems. Unfortunately the wife's libido has fallen off a cliff and is now set to leavemealonegetawayfrommestoptouchingm​e.

Net result: amount of sex is about the same, 6 to 8 times a year
2018-02-09 02:55:24 PM  
1 vote:

mittromneysdog: This is a right-wing attack on the Me Too movement. The author is from the American Enterprise Institute.

I can see why conservatives would find this argument persuasive. Conservatives are generally pro rape, and they're generally pro rape because that's the only way they can get any. So of course they think the Me Too movement's focus on sexual misconduct is a threat to their sexual relationships.

Other kinds of men find nothing at all threatening about the Me Too movement. The kinds of behaviors targeted by Me Too are abhorrent to us. I do not grab women by their pussies. I do not hang around malls trying to pick up underage girls. I do not corner women and masturbate in front of them.

In fact, the idea of doing any of the things exposed by MeToo boggles my mind. I can neither imagine doing any of those things, nor even wanting to do any of those things. I had no idea these behaviors were so common.

My reaction to Me Too isn't to find it threatening. It's a combination of jaw-dropped astonishment and compassion. I had no idea the sh*t women have had to deal with for so long. And I empathize with women who've been victimized by it.


What are your thoughts on the part that says young people are more than twice as likely as old people to think that commenting on a womans appearance is harassment?
2018-02-09 02:54:04 PM  
1 vote:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Peter_B_Risen: I'll go with effeminization of the urban American male.

Partly this. Also you have to fill out a f*cking contract to f*ck anyone and they may still claim you raped them later on anyway.


There's this concept called "Getting to know someone to build a connection and trust before bumpin' uglies"

I highly recommend you try it.
2018-02-09 02:43:21 PM  
1 vote:
Americans, especially young Americans, are having much less sex with other peoplethan just a decade ago. And the rate is dropping faster every year. Why? "Too much Netflix, not enough chill"

FTFY
2018-02-09 02:41:39 PM  
1 vote:
After years of puritanical interests pushing in this direction, are we going to pretend that this is a bad thing?  Especially after the particularly ominous specter of "Idiocracy" may now be avoided?
2018-02-09 02:37:30 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe they're just masturbating more.
2018-02-09 02:36:26 PM  
1 vote:
Society has scared them sh*tless. Between having to sign and notarize forms in triplicate before doing the nasty to warnings from the time they realize that their nether parts are different than those of the opposite sex that bumping uglies will make your entire crotch explode in flames, it's no wonder that "kids these days" have issues with "that act".

Besides, these poor schmucks are going to have it tough enough financially in their lives... complicating things with an unwanted pregnanacy is most definitely NOT a good idea.

Thank goodness those years were in the 70s and 80s for me...
2018-02-09 02:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure someone we're now supposed to be terrified of how the kids are not having sex.

They're just finding more rewarding uses of their time. Less awkward grabbing with people they don't even really like just because they're the only ones who would agree to it, just to convince other people they don't really like that they are cool.
2018-02-09 02:22:29 PM  
1 vote:

LoneWolf343: Man On A Mission: You think it's bad now, wait until sexbots are readily available.

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A friend linked me this just yesterday:
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I just buy a new one every so often. Although I'm thinking of pushing the bedroom door open really hard. It's amazing what lands just about door knob high.
 
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