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2018-02-08 06:10:46 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-02-08 06:12:16 PM  
*golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?
 
2018-02-08 06:19:30 PM  

somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?


Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act
 
2018-02-08 06:23:56 PM  

nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act


was that a real bill?
 
2018-02-08 06:36:35 PM  

somedude210: nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act

was that a real bill?


It was introduced in the NY state legislature IIRC.
 
2018-02-08 06:43:26 PM  

nekom: somedude210: nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act

was that a real bill?

It was introduced in the NY state legislature IIRC.


that's fantastic.
 
2018-02-08 07:08:29 PM  

somedude210: nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act

was that a real bill?


Patrick Burke, a legislator in Erie County, has named the proposed law the Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment (PENCE)
 
2018-02-08 07:17:10 PM  
Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?
 
2018-02-08 07:20:56 PM  
What about the F*CKOFFTRUMP Bill?

It's not an acronym, I really just want Trump to fark off and never come back.
 
2018-02-08 07:44:25 PM  
I'm concerned about the effect of this legislation on the mental stability of our President.
We as citizens need to get together to provide some alternative if Congress will be so stingy.
I therefore invite you to visit my GoFundMe page to provide the POTUS with a sane and reasonable alternative to a government funded parade featuring our patriotic soldiers and equipment.
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I'm willing to toss in a sand box on my own dime.
If there are any fashion designers out there, a CiC uniform would be super srsly kool
 
2018-02-08 07:45:07 PM  

This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?


Surely, you jest.

/shirley, etc
 
2018-02-08 09:01:35 PM  
Look, a decent politician!
 
2018-02-08 09:02:45 PM  
Trolling levels are getting good.
 
2018-02-08 09:02:58 PM  
And we have a mail order first lady.

...no really, she's an illegal alien, that's like Alanis level shiat.
 
2018-02-08 09:03:27 PM  
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Parade?
 
2018-02-08 09:04:45 PM  
One of the replies made a point about homeless and disabled veterans. Good observation.
 
2018-02-08 09:04:58 PM  

pxlboy: This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?

Surely, you jest.

/shirley, etc


The F52 is so over, though.
 
2018-02-08 09:12:45 PM  
Give him a National Mall flyover on July 4th and call it a day.There's no shortage of Military Air Bases within flying distance - Norfolk, Bolling, Andrews.

You want big heavy tracked vehicles and  trucks and the crews to drive them - no large Army or USMC bases anywhere nearby. Transportation costs get very expensive very quickly, not to mention the required support and supply tail.
 
2018-02-08 09:15:17 PM  
Currently housing and helping a homeless vet get a business started

/Getting a kick
 
2018-02-08 09:15:52 PM  

LordOfThePings: pxlboy: This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?

Surely, you jest.

/shirley, etc

The F52 is so over, though.


Dude, of course!  We are WAY beyond that.

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2018-02-08 09:16:17 PM  

robbrie: Give him a National Mall flyover on July 4th and call it a day.There's no shortage of Military Air Bases within flying distance - Norfolk, Bolling, Andrews.

You want big heavy tracked vehicles and  trucks and the crews to drive them - no large Army or USMC bases anywhere nearby. Transportation costs get very expensive very quickly, not to mention the required support and supply tail.


And the added infrastructure damage from large vehicles.
 
2018-02-08 09:16:56 PM  

robbrie: Give him a National Mall flyover on July 4th and call it a day.There's no shortage of Military Air Bases within flying distance - Norfolk, Bolling, Andrews.

You want big heavy tracked vehicles and  trucks and the crews to drive them - no large Army or USMC bases anywhere nearby. Transportation costs get very expensive very quickly, not to mention the required support and supply tail.


Or he could just go where the equipment is. Of course, that wouldn't be fancy enough for him and he wouldn't get the power trip of ordering them to him.
 
2018-02-08 09:21:23 PM  
We need to rewatch this movie

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2018-02-08 09:21:33 PM  

robbrie: You want big heavy tracked vehicles and trucks and the crews to drive them - no large Army or USMC bases anywhere nearby. Transportation costs get very expensive very quickly, not to mention the required support and supply tail.


Bah, they're already flying everything in anyway.

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2018-02-08 09:22:36 PM  

robbrie: Give him a National Mall flyover on July 4th and call it a day.There's no shortage of Military Air Bases within flying distance - Norfolk, Bolling, Andrews.

You want big heavy tracked vehicles and  trucks and the crews to drive them - no large Army or USMC bases anywhere nearby. Transportation costs get very expensive very quickly, not to mention the required support and supply tail.


Just shoot him out of a cannon and give him his own flyover of DC. If he survives he can just be exiled to Siberia without his money instead of going to prison.
 
2018-02-08 09:25:17 PM  

TheOmni: somedude210: nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act

was that a real bill?

Patrick Burke, a legislator in Erie County, has named the proposed law the Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment (PENCE)


Wait, did Pence abuse his kids, or something, or is this just a bill to outlaw "gay therapy" clinics?
 
2018-02-08 09:29:10 PM  
Well, if it passes and nobody explains what it says to Trump, he'll sign is.
 
2018-02-08 09:29:10 PM  

Mikey1969: TheOmni: somedude210: nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act

was that a real bill?

Patrick Burke, a legislator in Erie County, has named the proposed law the Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment (PENCE)

Wait, did Pence abuse his kids, or something, or is this just a bill to outlaw "gay therapy" clinics?


A lot of people, a lot of very smart people, have been saying it. The best people. Believe me.
 
2018-02-08 09:31:46 PM  
If Donnie really wants to see soldiers and military hardware maybe he should visit Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
2018-02-08 09:35:12 PM  

This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?


Yeah, because going another 20 years without modern aircraft for our Air Force is a great idea.
 
2018-02-08 09:39:11 PM  
Besides...
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Goose-stepping will give you bone spurs.
 
2018-02-08 09:39:26 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?

Yeah, because going another 20 years without modern aircraft for our Air Force is a great idea.


If we're going to dump money in to modern aircraft, it'd help if those aircraft actually meet valid military requirements instead of being jobs programs for as many states as possible.
 
2018-02-08 09:40:58 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?

Yeah, because going another 20 years without modern aircraft for our Air Force is a great idea.


What do you call the F22? The F35 is expensive flying garbage.
 
2018-02-08 09:45:06 PM  

Mikey1969: TheOmni: somedude210: nekom: somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?

Or the anti-torturing children with electricity PENCE act

was that a real bill?

Patrick Burke, a legislator in Erie County, has named the proposed law the Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment (PENCE)

Wait, did Pence abuse his kids, or something, or is this just a bill to outlaw "gay therapy" clinics?


I don't know how Pence personally interacts with his kids, I don't even know if he has any kids or not. This is about the gay conversion therapy that Pence supported, saying in an old campaign that "Resources should be directed toward those institutions which provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior." These institutions' victims were most often children, minors who had been sent there by their parents because they thought there was something wrong with them that needed to be "fixed", which is exactly the position Pence has held and encouraged. They would use torture, both mental and physical to tear the kids down, make them hate themselves and everything about themselves, encouraging self harm and suicide.
 
2018-02-08 09:57:48 PM  
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2018-02-08 10:44:38 PM  
I used to live in Marc Veasey's district when I lived in Fort Worth. That man is a got damn treasure, and he is an amazing representative. I miss having him represent me because he would always return phone calls and emails personally, and he actually listened. His "Congressman on the Corner" is freaking brilliant, and I'm sad that I never got the chance to have him come teach in my classroom for a day. 

If you live in his district, PLEASE keep electing him!
 
2018-02-08 10:59:27 PM  
That is waaaaaay too subtle for Donnie...he's not going to get it, and when someone spells it out for him, he's STILL not going to get it...
 
2018-02-08 11:11:13 PM  
I wonder what the secret service would think of all that firepower moving past the President.
 
2018-02-09 01:37:27 AM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: This Is Bold Text: Ooh does this mean we can finally kill the F35?

Yeah, because going another 20 years without modern aircraft for our Air Force is a great idea.


Remind me, when was the last war we got in to that wasn't entirely optional and required the latest (at the time) in fighter planes?
 
2018-02-09 02:33:03 AM  

somedude210: *golf clap*

That's almost as good as the presidential records bill, the COVFEFE Act

wait, is this the same guy?


Quigley was behind Covfefe
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-c​o​ngress/house-bill/2884

He was also behind the MARALAGO Act too
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-c​o​ngress/house-bill/1711
 
2018-02-09 12:04:11 PM  

wademh: I'm concerned about the effect of this legislation on the mental stability of our President.
We as citizens need to get together to provide some alternative if Congress will be so stingy.
I therefore invite you to visit my GoFundMe page to provide the POTUS with a sane and reasonable alternative to a government funded parade featuring our patriotic soldiers and equipment.
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I'm willing to toss in a sand box on my own dime.
If there are any fashion designers out there, a CiC uniform would be super srsly kool


Vicente Fox offered up a box of toys back in June, including Call of Duty and green plastic soldiers.

A New Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox
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