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(MSNBC)   What the hell is there left to say at this point? Another completely absurd day in Trumpland. Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Come on in and witness the madness starting at 8pm ET   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 05:08:58 PM  
Jesus farking Christ is this not funny anymore... not that it ever was.

Hi all!
 
2018-02-08 05:13:24 PM  
Hello kids and kitties...

Headachy, and not just because the present misgovernment is giving me a migraine.  May be on and off today, depending on how much the Advil kicks in.
 
2018-02-08 05:13:40 PM  
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2018-02-08 05:15:13 PM  
Hallo all. Hope that you had a good day. As it so happens, after I retired last night, I crashed, hard, and slept many hours. Was good, man.

Still recovering, but at least I got some good rest.

I ended up angrily closing the presser window earlier because screw that noise. Between the bullshiat about why they didn't get rid of Wifebeater to Amarosa being "fired 4 times now", what a clusterfark.
 
2018-02-08 05:17:46 PM  
Chuck BSAB Todd actually opened up MTP with a pretty strong rebuke of the insanity that is this shiatshow of an administration.

I'm sure he feels bad and by the end of the show will be back to false equivalencies so as to not seem to be unfair to those republicans
 
2018-02-08 05:22:49 PM  
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Hey Maddites.

My night is going to go one of two directions tonight. I'm either going to just crash out and get some rest (I never really sleep, so I just say rest) or I'm gonna Uber it to the Circle K and buy a hot dog, candy, and an 18 pack of Miller Lite.

I'm undecided, but leaning towards just going to bed. But a cheap gas station hot dog sounds really good.
 
2018-02-08 05:23:59 PM  
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Woohoo!  Get to leave early, therefor start drinking earlier!
 
2018-02-08 05:24:27 PM  
i haven't been paying attention much today?  what did he do now?
 
2018-02-08 05:25:19 PM  
I just got a tingling sensation that some major WaPo story is gonna break during Ari.
 
2018-02-08 05:26:06 PM  
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2018-02-08 05:26:38 PM  
Navalny put out a video today about Russian interference in our election.  I'll try to scrounge up an english version on youtube when I get home.
 
2018-02-08 05:34:50 PM  

stovepipe: [i.imgur.com image 800x523]


For heeeeeere
am I sittin' in a roadster
Faaaaaar above the world . . .
 
2018-02-08 05:35:06 PM  

ManateeGag: i haven't been paying attention much today?  what did he do now?


Embarrassing hypocrisy at the idiotic prayer breakfast
Ridiculous handling of the Rob Porter story by the backup press flunkie
Omarosa nonsense
 
2018-02-08 05:36:53 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ManateeGag: i haven't been paying attention much today?  what did he do now?

Embarrassing hypocrisy at the idiotic prayer breakfast
Ridiculous handling of the Rob Porter story by the backup press flunkie
Omarosa nonsense


Which these days qualifies as "a slow news day"

Market's still pissy too.
 
2018-02-08 05:38:26 PM  
I haven't kept up with the news today.

Are we on a countdown to a shutdown, or has it been worked out?
 
2018-02-08 05:39:12 PM  
Also, it took this administration for me to learn what a "chyron" is.

I spent about 34 years of my life blissfully unaware of that word, then *BAM* we have headlines about headlines.

"And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave"  HST
 
2018-02-08 05:39:40 PM  
I remembered to eat lunch today, so things are looking up. I may or may not have cancelled a meeting to accomplish my lunch goals.  At least three people had to bow out at the last minute anyway so I have plausible deniability.

But I am deep into the candy jar again.
 
2018-02-08 05:46:35 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: stovepipe: [i.imgur.com image 800x523]

For heeeeeere
am I sittin' in a roadster
Faaaaaar above the world . . .


I made this one today for a friend:
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2018-02-08 05:46:40 PM  

stovepipe: [i.imgur.com image 800x523]


Fake, no turtle or elephants.
 
2018-02-08 05:47:14 PM  
::sound of null preparing for a snow day tomorrow
 
2018-02-08 05:49:35 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ManateeGag: i haven't been paying attention much today?  what did he do now?

Embarrassing hypocrisy at the idiotic prayer breakfast
Ridiculous handling of the Rob Porter story by the backup press flunkie
Omarosa nonsense


i already know the answer to this, but why even bother with Omarosa.  she's a nobody and he, as well as anyone, should know she's been portrayed on TV as a habitual liar and a schemer.  if there is anyone who should be ignored, it's her.
 
2018-02-08 05:50:56 PM  
The cables providing all communications services to this shiathole town were severed so I haven't been able to follow the news today.

It just got reconnected less than an hour ago so I'm still catching up.

Is there any really major story that broke today that I need to be aware of?

/I hate, Hate, HATE farking on mobile
//HATE IT
///I cannot overstate just how much hate I have for it
 
2018-02-08 05:51:18 PM  

ManateeGag: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ManateeGag: i haven't been paying attention much today?  what did he do now?

Embarrassing hypocrisy at the idiotic prayer breakfast
Ridiculous handling of the Rob Porter story by the backup press flunkie
Omarosa nonsense

i already know the answer to this, but why even bother with Omarosa.  she's a nobody and he, as well as anyone, should know she's been portrayed on TV as a habitual liar and a schemer.  if there is anyone who should be ignored, it's her.


Oh yeah she should be ignored.

The fact that the fill in press flunkie thought it was a good answer to say that she was fired three times from the Apprentice and now fired a fourth time shows how farking unprofessional this damn shiatshow is.
 
2018-02-08 05:59:02 PM  

HedlessChickn: The cables providing all communications services to this shiathole town were severed so I haven't been able to follow the news today.

It just got reconnected less than an hour ago so I'm still catching up.

Is there any really major story that broke today that I need to be aware of?

/I hate, Hate, HATE farking on mobile
//HATE IT
///I cannot overstate just how much hate I have for it


You should try mobile one-handed, standing on a crowded bus . . .
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Or not. Don't do that. Your instincts were right on to begin with.
 
2018-02-08 06:01:02 PM  
Hi Ari
 
2018-02-08 06:01:08 PM  
Hello, everybody!
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I'll probably be late tonight because I'm still at work. I have to make a bunch of changes to our RFID handheld inventory application so our idiot CEO (who will NEVER be told that he's wrong about ANYTHING) can play with obscure LLRP tuning parameters in order to diagnose a performance problem. BTW, this for a client who pays us far too little for the work because "they're helping us develop our RFID applications in the field of health care."

DannyBrandt: Also, it took this administration for me to learn what a "chyron" is.

I spent about 34 years of my life blissfully unaware of that word, then *BAM* we have headlines about headlines.

"And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave"  HST


My mind's going, I can only think of "Hubble Space Telescope."
 
2018-02-08 06:03:00 PM  

ManateeGag: i haven't been paying attention much today?  what did he do now?


Exist.
 
2018-02-08 06:04:09 PM  
Uncle Joe and Chimpy McFlightsuit both getting more vocal about Trump's Russia problem
 
2018-02-08 06:04:09 PM  
Joe just said Trump is compromised by the Russians....
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Hey Maddies!  We drunk yet?

/can't get drunk because no money....
 
2018-02-08 06:05:45 PM  

real_headhoncho: Hey Maddies!  We drunk yet?


I have a personal policy to not start drinking until at least 5pm here. Combined with the fact Im combating pneumonia, I ... have to be sober.

/cries

Want... rum...
 
2018-02-08 06:08:38 PM  
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'Sup, wildcats?

It be one of those weeks.
 
2018-02-08 06:08:40 PM  

Anastacya: real_headhoncho: Hey Maddies!  We drunk yet?

I have a personal policy to not start drinking until at least 5pm here. Combined with the fact Im combating pneumonia, I ... have to be sober.

/cries

Want... rum...


Oh man... that sucks.  Take care of yourself and get better.  Then you can start drinking again!
 
2018-02-08 06:09:42 PM  

Lord Head: Hello, everybody!
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I'll probably be late tonight because I'm still at work. I have to make a bunch of changes to our RFID handheld inventory application so our idiot CEO (who will NEVER be told that he's wrong about ANYTHING) can play with obscure LLRP tuning parameters in order to diagnose a performance problem. BTW, this for a client who pays us far too little for the work because "they're helping us develop our RFID applications in the field of health care."

DannyBrandt: Also, it took this administration for me to learn what a "chyron" is.

I spent about 34 years of my life blissfully unaware of that word, then *BAM* we have headlines about headlines.

"And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave"  HST

My mind's going, I can only think of "Hubble Space Telescope."


Okay, that anime clip is bugging me. I recognize it but can't think of the title. What is it from?
 
2018-02-08 06:10:16 PM  
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Hello everyone!

I, like DannyBrandt,  found out this year what a chyron was.  I just assumed it was the boatman on the river Styx.  Silly me. Now I drink and I know what a chyron is.
the more you know.
knowing is half the battle.
 
2018-02-08 06:11:09 PM  
Ari you big flirt
 
2018-02-08 06:18:02 PM  

Anastacya: Lord Head: Hello, everybody!
[img.fark.net image 500x268]

I'll probably be late tonight because I'm still at work. I have to make a bunch of changes to our RFID handheld inventory application so our idiot CEO (who will NEVER be told that he's wrong about ANYTHING) can play with obscure LLRP tuning parameters in order to diagnose a performance problem. BTW, this for a client who pays us far too little for the work because "they're helping us develop our RFID applications in the field of health care."

DannyBrandt: Also, it took this administration for me to learn what a "chyron" is.

I spent about 34 years of my life blissfully unaware of that word, then *BAM* we have headlines about headlines.

"And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave"  HST

My mind's going, I can only think of "Hubble Space Telescope."

Okay, that anime clip is bugging me. I recognize it but can't think of the title. What is it from?


That is my patron goddess Belldandy from the "Oh! My Goddess!" movie. Glad to hear you got some good sleep, BTW.
 
2018-02-08 06:18:54 PM  
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Time to tune in and see what's down the rabbit hole puddle.

/Taking a break for Zucchini boats soon though.
 
2018-02-08 06:21:15 PM  
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hullo all!
 
2018-02-08 06:21:31 PM  
Just found out the boss is gone tomorrow through all next week.
I am putting Steam on this computer and going to rock the fark out a bunch of games to stay sane.
 
2018-02-08 06:22:37 PM  
Ah, the once-a-month Lindsey tiny glimpse of spine.
 
2018-02-08 06:23:08 PM  
Yeah fark you Omarosa. Fake ass shiat TV.
 
2018-02-08 06:24:14 PM  

Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 350x288]
Hello everyone!

I, like DannyBrandt,  found out this year what a chyron was.  I just assumed it was the boatman on the river Styx.  Silly me. Now I drink and I know what a chyron is.
the more you know.
knowing is half the battle.


hey kegger, how are you feeling today?

I"m going to be out for a while,working on one of my worst quilts, I want the farker out of my house asap.
I learned a new technique at work today, and I"m so beat, but I have to sew. I must sew. so...
off I go.
love you all, wil be back in a bit.
 
2018-02-08 06:24:25 PM  
So what is the AofN?  Was something selected or are we going random again?
 
2018-02-08 06:24:40 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Ah, the once-a-month Lindsey tiny glimpse of spine.


"He has to explain to the President..."

oh, yeah, because the Pussy-Grabber really gonna give a fnck whether a staffer beat their wife. pull the other one Lindsey...
 
2018-02-08 06:25:09 PM  

real_headhoncho: So what is the AofN?  Was something selected or are we going random again?


Armadillo?
 
2018-02-08 06:25:20 PM  
Oh, opening ceremony!
are we watching it?
 
2018-02-08 06:25:49 PM  

Lord Head: That is my patron goddess Belldandy from the "Oh! My Goddess!" movie. Glad to hear you got some good sleep, BTW.


YES! Thank you, now I remember. And, thank you again for the good wishes. It felt lovely to snooze away.
 
2018-02-08 06:26:02 PM  
I'm not going to do any more math today.
 
2018-02-08 06:27:24 PM  

Kegovitch: real_headhoncho: So what is the AofN?  Was something selected or are we going random again?

Armadillo?


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