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(Consequence of Sound)   Warner Brothers may bring Michael Bay into the DCEU. Ultrafark: To direct their Lobo film   ( consequenceofsound.net) divider line
    More: Fail, Warner Bros., comic anti-hero Lobo, red-eyed humanoid alien, DC Films business, interstellar bounty hunter, Film, R-rated comic movie, relatively low-budget movie  
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2018-02-08 06:02:24 PM  
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2018-02-08 06:06:36 PM  
That sounds like a match made in heaven.

It would be a perfect self parody level of obnoxious madness.

I want this.
 
2018-02-08 06:06:44 PM  
They really don't get their own intellectual properties or the people who read them do they.....
 
2018-02-08 06:07:23 PM  
That's probably the one film where having Michael Bay would be an asset.
 
2018-02-08 06:08:19 PM  
 
2018-02-08 06:09:16 PM  
I picture it being one of those films where you aren't quite sure if it's being serious or if it's a parody of itself. Like Iron Man 3 or the Guardians of the Galaxy films. So, I think Michael Bay would be perfect.
 
2018-02-08 06:11:59 PM  
Yeah... Lobo would actually be a good fit for Michael Splosions Bay.
 
zez
2018-02-08 06:12:24 PM  
They're making a Lobo movie?

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2018-02-08 06:17:12 PM  

mongbiohazard: Yeah... Lobo would actually be a good fit for Michael Splosions Bay.


And gratuitous showing of female skin (IIRC Lobo's something of a skirt chaser isn't he?)... Of all the things Bay has been in charge of, I think this might actually be his best fit.
 
2018-02-08 06:18:56 PM  
Michael Bay Presents: Explosions! | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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2018-02-08 06:26:58 PM  
I dunno.... Transformers hurt me too many times...
 
2018-02-08 06:40:19 PM  
I'm down. At this point I'm getting more entertainment out of the clusterfark that is the DCEU than the actual movies could ever provide. So keep going.
 
2018-02-08 06:41:20 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 533x300]


That's old Lobo.

They're gonna get Jared Leto for it

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stk
2018-02-08 06:46:02 PM  
They need to get the director of Shoot Em Up instead.
 
2018-02-08 06:46:08 PM  

Rocketboy1313: That sounds like a match made in heaven.

It would be a perfect self parody level of obnoxious madness.

I want this.


yes, yes I could see this working

But who can play ridiculous enough to pull it off

I mean you almost need Hulk Hogan levels of over acting
 
2018-02-08 06:51:04 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 533x300]


Would rather see Ron Perlman in that role....
 
2018-02-08 06:52:21 PM  
I could see a team-up between Zack Snyder, Michael Bay, and enough cocaine to kill an elephant making some that might just be good. All it needs is the foreskin of the last czarnian, for that home-made soup flavour.
 
2018-02-08 06:52:29 PM  

loonatic112358: Rocketboy1313: That sounds like a match made in heaven.

It would be a perfect self parody level of obnoxious madness.

I want this.

yes, yes I could see this working

But who can play ridiculous enough to pull it off

I mean you almost need Hulk Hogan levels of over acting


If only Macho Man were still alive
 
2018-02-08 06:55:01 PM  
So are we officially at the throw-shiat-at-the-walls-and-see-what-​sticks phase?
 
2018-02-08 06:55:49 PM  
Ed Wood approves....From beyond the grave!
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2018-02-08 06:57:18 PM  
South Park - MIchael Bay
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2018-02-08 07:13:24 PM  
Here's the thing. I would watch the HELL out of that. Bay+Lobo=SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

/EXPLOSIONS!
 
2018-02-08 07:19:13 PM  

Spindle: loonatic112358: Rocketboy1313: That sounds like a match made in heaven.

It would be a perfect self parody level of obnoxious madness.

I want this.

yes, yes I could see this working

But who can play ridiculous enough to pull it off

I mean you almost need Hulk Hogan levels of over acting

If only Macho Man were still alive


We have the tools. We have the chemicals. We can rebuild him.
 
2018-02-08 07:21:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 533x300]

That's old Lobo.

They're gonna get Jared Leto for it

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That guy got killed off like...ages ago
 
2018-02-08 07:30:29 PM  
2 straight hours of

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2018-02-08 07:39:27 PM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2018-02-08 07:43:33 PM  
Lobo...Lobo....Bring back Sheriff Lobo!
 
2018-02-08 07:43:52 PM  

Rocketboy1313: That sounds like a match made in heaven.

It would be a perfect self parody level of obnoxious madness.

I want this.


Yup. Michael Bay shouldn't be allowed near anything other than Lobo, but for that one in specific, he's ideal.
 
KIA
2018-02-08 07:47:17 PM  
STOP!!! You'll trigger another Big Bang - the Biggest Bay Bang yet!!!  It will be the death of us all!!!!!
 
2018-02-08 07:49:18 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 533x300]

Would rather see Ron Perlman in that role....


Ron perlman is fantastic. But he's about to turn 68 years old. Too old.
 
2018-02-08 07:51:03 PM  
I shudder to think about it.  Lobo is a self-parody and works only as a self-parody who isn't really any good for more than a short run of comics.  There's no character to develop.  I would rather see a Kite Man film.  "Kite Man! Hell yeah!"

The DCU would be better off seeking the Deadpool license for a DCU Deadpool film.  A Deadpool DCU film could be awesome.  He can show up, shoot Darkseid in the face (it wouldn't work) and say, "Take that, Thanos!" and then leave.
 
2018-02-08 07:56:05 PM  
Would you prefer him to direct Sandman, subby?
 
2018-02-08 08:00:49 PM  
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2018-02-08 08:02:51 PM  

jackmalice: I shudder to think about it.  Lobo is a self-parody and works only as a self-parody who isn't really any good for more than a short run of comics.  There's no character to develop.  I would rather see a Kite Man film.  "Kite Man! Hell yeah!"

The DCU would be better off seeking the Deadpool license for a DCU Deadpool film.  A Deadpool DCU film could be awesome.  He can show up, shoot Darkseid in the face (it wouldn't work) and say, "Take that, Thanos!" and then leave.


I thought Taylor did ok with him in Injustice, but on screen it would take a Deadpool like confluence of events to have a chance of pulling it off.
 
2018-02-08 08:04:55 PM  
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OH NOES. The DCEU is such a finely crafted and carefully constructed universe so far. Micheal Bay is going to ruin all of that in one movie. That bastard.
 
2018-02-08 08:10:43 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Ed Wood approves....From beyond the grave!
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Leaving satisfied.
 
2018-02-08 08:14:03 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Forbidden Doughnut: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 533x300]

Would rather see Ron Perlman in that role....

Ron perlman is fantastic. But he's about to turn 68 years old. Too old.


I would still see Hellboy in this particular role, naw.
 
2018-02-08 08:15:33 PM  
It ain't farking Shakespeare.
 
2018-02-08 08:26:44 PM  
I genuinely did not have a problem with Michael Bay until Transformers: The Last Knight.  I think the reception to 13 Hours broke him.  The Last Knight was either a feature-length cry for help or his idea of saying "F*ck this, f*ck that, and f*ck that thing in particular" for two and a half hours.

Nothing in that movie made a goddamn bit of sense.  Even by the lowest, most derogatory standards, that movie defied logic.  Revenge of the Fallen might as well have been Heat, when compared to it.  I think the only guy who actually wanted to be there was Sir Anthony Hopkins, and that's primarily because he no longer gives a rusty f*ck.

Goddamn, that movie was stupid.
 
2018-02-08 08:27:10 PM  

I Like Bread: It ain't farking Shakespeare.


There will be no son lusting after his mother, but the villainy will have parallels.
 
2018-02-08 08:35:15 PM  

zez: They're making a Lobo movie?

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As long as this leads to a Bay-directed BJ and the Bear movie, I fully approve
 
2018-02-08 08:38:50 PM  

swankywanky: 2 straight hours of

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You left out the American flag blowing in slow motion.
 
2018-02-08 08:44:29 PM  
I'm looking forward to the casting, I think Jason Momoa would be perfect for the role.
 
2018-02-08 08:47:21 PM  
DC ain't going anywhere following Marvel around.
 
2018-02-08 08:58:46 PM  

tkgeisha: They really don't get their own intellectual properties or the people who read them do they.....


Lobo basically is a walking Michael Bay movie already.  He's like if Pain and Gain had a love child with Armageddon and sent it away to be fostered by Bad Boys II.

I'm not really seeing the problem here, unless you're under the impression that Lobo is somehow more complex and "deeper" or more "subversive" than the character appears, in which case the problem is you're king moron the first of stupid mountain.
 
2018-02-08 09:04:25 PM  
I'd rather see Tarantino do it.  Bay might be okay.  Ish.  Maybe.
 
2018-02-08 09:07:48 PM  
I've heard worst ideas.
 
2018-02-08 09:11:45 PM  

resident dystopian: I'm looking forward to the casting, I think Jason Momoa would be perfect for the role.


But then everybody would be like "Hey, aren't you Aquaman?" and he'd have to murder them.
 
2018-02-08 09:13:10 PM  

fusillade762: resident dystopian: I'm looking forward to the casting, I think Jason Momoa would be perfect for the role.

But then everybody would be like "Hey, aren't you Aquaman?" and he'd have to murder them.


And he'd have to fight himself at some point.

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2018-02-08 09:14:05 PM  
Big explosions + boob shots = Michael Bay

seriously, what's the problem here?
 
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