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2018-02-08 03:52:37 PM  
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2018-02-08 03:56:55 PM  
Day 20 is coming to an end and still no movement, sorry for the delay in updates the team are busy covering this and other ongoing investigations #opraptor #PooWatchhttps://t.co/O5cT4Ac6MQ
- Op Raptor West (@OpRaptorWest) February 6, 2018


You can't make this shiat up. Lol.
 
2018-02-08 04:12:11 PM  
This can't be healthy.  Shouldn't he be seriously ill or something?
 
2018-02-08 05:06:48 PM  
After my knee surgery, I was prescribed Codeine.  My buddy was driving and I was in the back seat, so I didn't really hear what the pharmacy guy said.

I only took one pill before bed to help me sleep.  Well, after 4 days w/o pooing, I knew there was something obviously wrong.  Of course I didn't feel well but I attributed it to just feeling lousy after surgery.

This guy is going to have the largest shiat in pooping history.  I'm thinking he's going to be heard screaming for miles.
 
2018-02-08 05:23:57 PM  
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poo watch?
 
2018-02-08 05:30:49 PM  
I hope subby and the moderators here at Fark know that, by giving this a greenlight, they are obligated to have a follow up thread once the deuce drops.

Don't keep us in suspense!
 
2018-02-08 05:38:06 PM  
But will it break the current record of 100 Courics?
 
2018-02-08 05:54:09 PM  
So in the meantime, they're just going through the motions.
or not.
 
2018-02-08 05:54:15 PM  
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Good movie. Yes, the horrible thing you think might happen does happen.
 
2018-02-08 05:55:25 PM  

blatz514: After my knee surgery, I was prescribed Codeine.  My buddy was driving and I was in the back seat, so I didn't really hear what the pharmacy guy said.

I only took one pill before bed to help me sleep.  Well, after 4 days w/o pooing, I knew there was something obviously wrong.  Of course I didn't feel well but I attributed it to just feeling lousy after surgery.

This guy is going to have the largest shiat in pooping history.  I'm thinking he's going to be heard screaming for miles.


Probably burst out of his chest like Alien.
 
2018-02-08 05:57:28 PM  
the longest a suspect had ever gone without using a toilet was believed to be 23 days.

They must not be eating then either. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to hold it that long and if you did, you'd probably die.
 
2018-02-08 05:58:01 PM  

fly_gal: This can't be healthy.  Shouldn't he be seriously ill or something?


Yep, its got a name.

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2018-02-08 05:58:57 PM  
Give him some ex-lax and be done with it.
 
2018-02-08 06:00:01 PM  
#opioids
 
2018-02-08 06:00:04 PM  
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2018-02-08 06:00:59 PM  
Seems like all they have to do is slip him a laxative. Shouldn't even be a violation of any rights, it's in the prisoner/patient's best interest to use the toilet.

Especially since I could see an asshole like this turning around and suing the courts because he got seriously ill from this.
 
2018-02-08 06:01:47 PM  
Don't this make your brown eye blue?
 
2018-02-08 06:05:58 PM  
I've heard of opioid induced constipation but this really is a bit too much.

/give him an x-ray exam already
 
2018-02-08 06:06:20 PM  
dsmith42:
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Good movie. Yes, the horrible thing you think might happen does happen.


That guy in black shoves his bat up the mule's drug hole?
 
2018-02-08 06:09:03 PM  
This is one of those problems that will sort itself given some time.
 
2018-02-08 06:13:08 PM  
hahaha....poo

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2018-02-08 06:13:20 PM  
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/oblig
 
2018-02-08 06:14:18 PM  
So, 20 days in prison and zero coffee? This guy is hard core.
 
2018-02-08 06:14:52 PM  

abhorrent1: the longest a suspect had ever gone without using a toilet was believed to be 23 days.

They must not be eating then either. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to hold it that long and if you did, you'd probably die.


I remember from the case of the guy who fasted a year he went months without having movements.
 
2018-02-08 06:20:33 PM  
FTFA: "The police said it had publicised the case on social media in order to challenge the idea that gang membership or dealing in drugs was in some way "glamorous". "

Ignoring the typo, the police aren't exactly selling their jobs, either, are they? They're the poolice.
 
2018-02-08 06:21:51 PM  
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2018-02-08 06:23:12 PM  

flemardo: fly_gal: This can't be healthy.  Shouldn't he be seriously ill or something?

Yep, its got a name.

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So I'm here looking at that and thinking "that colon's way up above the ribs, that's not right."

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2018-02-08 06:26:36 PM  

wildcardjack: abhorrent1: the longest a suspect had ever gone without using a toilet was believed to be 23 days.

They must not be eating then either. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to hold it that long and if you did, you'd probably die.

I remember from the case of the guy who fasted a year he went months without having movements.


That's why I said they must not be eating.
If not, okay. If they're eating like normal, no way.
 
2018-02-08 06:33:46 PM  

dwrash: [img.fark.net image 247x139]


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/kinda feel sorry for the detectives who, ya know, have to detect sh*t.
/why don't they just give him an x-ray?
 
2018-02-08 06:57:09 PM  
Bringing a new meaning to the term Livestream.
 
2018-02-08 06:58:20 PM  
At least they don't have to worry about him staging a dirty protest.

Yet.
 
2018-02-08 07:07:35 PM  
Makes sugar-free gummy bears look like nothing.
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2018-02-08 07:10:01 PM  
you only poop once a week on jail food
 
2018-02-08 07:17:40 PM  
They should force him to injest 'CleanPrep'. No damn way he would keep it in.
 
2018-02-08 07:37:33 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Give him some ex-lax and be done with it.


Naw that works on food, maybe half a dose of colonoscopy prep drink. He's without any... mucus to help it along and that'll make it shoot out like a cannon.
 
2018-02-08 07:49:07 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I've heard of opioid induced constipation but this really is a bit too much.

/give him an x-ray exam already


He's had regular hospital visits with ultrasounds and X-rays, that's not evidence enough. It's kinda dangerous because a few things could go wrong. But it'd be major surgery to confiscate it, so they wait.
A true exercise in futility.
 
2018-02-08 08:36:10 PM  

dsmith42: [upload.wikimedia.org image 259x383]

Good movie. Yes, the horrible thing you think might happen does happen.


I was trying to remember the name of that movie when I read the story or even which actors were in it, and failing. Apparently my efforts to forcibly forget the, uh, uncomfortable parts resulted in me remembering only them.
 
2018-02-08 08:41:28 PM  
Oh, bother!
 
2018-02-08 08:49:25 PM  
This thread made me poop.
 
2018-02-08 09:23:01 PM  

Redh8t: dwrash: [img.fark.net image 247x139]

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/kinda feel sorry for the detectives who, ya know, have to detect sh*t.
/why don't they just give him an x-ray?


Because an x-ray isn't evidence, it's just a different color of Grey or white. They can't prove what that is, and "proof" is what a conviction in a free country hinges on. The guy's a douche, and he's fighting a losing battle (they can keep him in jail until he poops, for sure), but he still has his rights, and convicting someone in actual proof is one of  those.  They also can't justify some kind of surgery if nothing is threatening his life.
 
2018-02-08 09:41:47 PM  

Mikey1969: Redh8t: dwrash: [img.fark.net image 247x139]

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/kinda feel sorry for the detectives who, ya know, have to detect sh*t.
/why don't they just give him an x-ray?

Because an x-ray isn't evidence, it's just a different color of Grey or white. They can't prove what that is, and "proof" is what a conviction in a free country hinges on. The guy's a douche, and he's fighting a losing battle (they can keep him in jail until he poops, for sure), but he still has his rights, and convicting someone in actual proof is one of  those.  They also can't justify some kind of surgery if nothing is threatening his life.


Well sh*t...
No smoking gun then.
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2018-02-08 10:37:20 PM  
Can't they just take an x-ray or mri to prove that he has it in him and get it over with?
 
2018-02-08 10:58:11 PM  

Dedmon: FTFA: "The police said it had publicised the case on social media in order to challenge the idea that gang membership or dealing in drugs was in some way "glamorous". "

Ignoring the typo, the police aren't exactly selling their jobs, either, are they? They're the poolice.


This.
Don't become a crim or the police might hang around waiting for you to poop. Don't become a police officer otherwise you'll have to wait for a crim to poop so you can sift through it. Yeah I think I'll go with the first one.

"The police said it had publicised the case on social media in order to challenge the idea that gang membership or dealing in drugs being a police officer was in some way "glamorous".
 
2018-02-08 11:47:02 PM  
All of these posts and no one commented on the guy being full of shiat?
 
2018-02-08 11:56:25 PM  

Redh8t: dwrash: [img.fark.net image 247x139]

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/kinda feel sorry for the detectives who, ya know, have to detect sh*t.
/why don't they just give him an x-ray?


Someone here said you only get x-rays in Europe if you might die without one. By comparison, you get an x-ray in America anytime the doctor needs to cover their ass or get a burst of minty cash flavor.

// paraphrasing
 
2018-02-09 12:03:50 AM  

blatz514: After my knee surgery, I was prescribed Codeine.  My buddy was driving and I was in the back seat, so I didn't really hear what the pharmacy guy said.

I only took one pill before bed to help me sleep.  Well, after 4 days w/o pooing, I knew there was something obviously wrong.  Of course I didn't feel well but I attributed it to just feeling lousy after surgery.

This guy is going to have the largest shiat in pooping history.  I'm thinking he's going to be heard screaming for miles.


I did meth for about 10 months.  Pooped maybe 6 times. They were dry, horribly painful bricks.  This guy is going to have a building.
 
2018-02-09 02:09:28 AM  

WhoGAS: blatz514: After my knee surgery, I was prescribed Codeine.  My buddy was driving and I was in the back seat, so I didn't really hear what the pharmacy guy said.

I only took one pill before bed to help me sleep.  Well, after 4 days w/o pooing, I knew there was something obviously wrong.  Of course I didn't feel well but I attributed it to just feeling lousy after surgery.

This guy is going to have the largest shiat in pooping history.  I'm thinking he's going to be heard screaming for miles.

I did meth for about 10 months.  Pooped maybe 6 times. They were dry, horribly painful bricks.  This guy is going to have a building.


When you're carrying as much as he is, you either flush out or don't eat for 2 days beforehand. Specifically because a mule doesn't want to prematurely lose the drugs. You cannot stop the workings of the digestive tract, besides the intestines breaking up food and undulating to move it along, it's accompanied by bile, pancreatic enzymes, mucosa and such processing the food and extracting vitamins and minerals. I'd think he'd be in excruciating pain from cramping otherwise, gotta pack those drugs in snuggly as far as you can. He could cause tearing on top of abrasions if not perforations.

/ yes I've seen my intestines before, why do you ask?
// I was all "Look at that! Why am I not getting tickled to death by them?"
 
2018-02-09 09:12:27 AM  
That guy has got to STINK.
 
2018-02-09 09:21:05 AM  
Up to day 22 per the department's Twitter feed
 
2018-02-09 09:52:35 AM  
I think I remember hearing an unfortunate story about a British girl who was on the autism spectrum and had a toilet phobia, and I think she died from not pooping after about two months of holding it in.

Also, I work in the pharmaceutical industry, so I can't help but think of the awkward Movantik commercials about OIC.  I mean, just look how far the legs are spread in the "person" on this logo!  That person is about to take a monster dump!
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