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(C-SPAN)   Cowardly waste of life Sanders punts responsibility for today's presser to...Raj Shah? The guy who called Trump deplorable before the election? Well, all righty then. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1300)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-02-08 12:33:31 PM  
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2018-02-08 12:39:38 PM  
Will he have an annoying laugh track during his presentation?
 
2018-02-08 12:40:03 PM  
These pressers are simply distracting the public with jesters while the king farks off.

No tangible information will be disseminated, and no reporter in the room will call the spokesperson on it.
 
2018-02-08 12:41:17 PM  
Fresh blood.
 
2018-02-08 12:45:35 PM  
At first I wondered how SHS could possibly look at herself in the mirror, after saying the things she says, but now I realize that she probably doesn't have a reflection.
 
2018-02-08 12:48:12 PM  

mofa: At first I wondered how SHS could possibly look at herself in the mirror, after saying the things she says, but now I realize that she probably doesn't have a reflection conscience.


FTFY.
 
2018-02-08 12:55:37 PM  
Already pushed back to 2:30. Even when she's not there it's a shiatshow.
 
2018-02-08 01:10:04 PM  
Looks like an excuse to take a long lunch today...
 
2018-02-08 01:16:03 PM  
I hope Sarah handed off because she's got the raging spicy squirts
 
2018-02-08 01:36:03 PM  
Diversity hire
 
2018-02-08 01:37:27 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hope Sarah handed off because she's got the raging spicy squirts


"Spicey Squirts" sounds like the name Trump will call Spicer when it's time for him to testify against the White House.
 
2018-02-08 01:38:15 PM  
What, is subby channeling Ryan Seacrest?
 
2018-02-08 01:43:45 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hope Sarah handed off because she's got the raging spicy squirts


I may have to shoot that image out of my brain if it doesn't subside in the next fifteen minutes.
 
2018-02-08 01:47:43 PM  
Great. Now Trump is meeting with the known war criminal Henry Kissinger.
 
2018-02-08 01:48:58 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Great. Now Trump is meeting with the known war criminal Henry Kissinger.


Jared and Kissinger are good buddies, aren't they?
 
2018-02-08 01:54:04 PM  
I can't believe I missed yesterday's. Anything interesting happen?
 
2018-02-08 01:54:57 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: I can't believe I missed yesterday's. Anything interesting happen?


Sarah was an epic Thundercoont.

The usual.
 
2018-02-08 01:56:14 PM  
So is Sarah too cowardly to answer questions about Rob Porter ?
 
2018-02-08 01:59:14 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So is Sarah too cowardly to answer questions about Rob Porter ?


LOOK, we've made it VERY CLEAR, who is that guy, barely knew him
 
2018-02-08 01:59:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Will he have an annoying laugh track during his presentation?


Mix the laugh track with "Yakety Sax".  It'll be epic.
 
2018-02-08 02:01:19 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So is Sarah too cowardly to answer questions about Rob Porter ?


She would probably break out the bible verses that justify women submitting to their husbands, and them being able to beat them for not listening.
 
2018-02-08 02:07:19 PM  
Our founders invoked our Creator four times in the Declaration of Independence. Our currency declares "IN GOD WE TRUST." And we place our hands on our hearts as we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and proclaim that we are "One Nation Under God." Trump at the #NationalPrayerBreakfast  2/8/1028

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Sarah, when the president tweeted about putting hands over hearts this morning, was he being tongue-in-cheek?
 
2018-02-08 02:14:36 PM  

Aquapope: Our founders invoked our Creator four times in the Declaration of Independence. Our currency declares "IN GOD WE TRUST." And we place our hands on our hearts as we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and proclaim that we are "One Nation Under God." Trump at the #NationalPrayerBreakfast  2/8/1028

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Sarah, when the president tweeted about putting hands over hearts this morning, was he being tongue-in-cheek?


Just wait until he learns about the Bellamy Salute they used to do during the pledge.
 
2018-02-08 02:15:07 PM  
I'm sure they postponed the presser so they could have cool awesome news about the Senate vote.  It would please me to no end if Hucky had to come out and explain how the Dems didn't play nice and the bill failed.  Is that too much to ask for on my birthday?
 
2018-02-08 02:15:31 PM  

Aquapope: Our founders invoked our Creator four times in the Declaration of Independence. Our currency declares "IN GOD WE TRUST." And we place our hands on our hearts as we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and proclaim that we are "One Nation Under God." Trump at the #NationalPrayerBreakfast  2/8/1028

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Sarah, when the president tweeted about putting hands over hearts this morning, was he being tongue-in-cheek?


I wonder if he knows the words to the pledge. Just like it's obvious he doesn't know the national anthem.
 
2018-02-08 02:17:07 PM  
So no Huckster today.  I wonder if the substitute will be able to have the same open contempt for the press.
 
2018-02-08 02:21:39 PM  

Aquapope: I'm sure they postponed the presser so they could have cool awesome news about the Senate vote.  It would please me to no end if Hucky had to come out and explain how the Dems didn't play nice and the bill failed.  Is that too much to ask for on my birthday?


Haha, Rand Paul is killing the deal, the House will be an even bigger mess, it's shutdown time again
 
2018-02-08 02:22:35 PM  

Anastacya: Aquapope: Our founders invoked our Creator four times in the Declaration of Independence. Our currency declares "IN GOD WE TRUST." And we place our hands on our hearts as we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and proclaim that we are "One Nation Under God." Trump at the #NationalPrayerBreakfast  2/8/1028

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Sarah, when the president tweeted about putting hands over hearts this morning, was he being tongue-in-cheek?

I wonder if he knows the words to the pledge. Just like it's obvious he doesn't know the national anthem.


I pledge all legions to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to Republicans, and all their fans
The purple mountains of majesty
Came throughout the night
And the flag was still there, it was still there
Oh say can you see that star spangled banner
Won nation under God
From season to shining season
With liberty and fraternity for all.  Amen.
 
2018-02-08 02:23:28 PM  

Aquapope: Anastacya: Aquapope: Our founders invoked our Creator four times in the Declaration of Independence. Our currency declares "IN GOD WE TRUST." And we place our hands on our hearts as we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and proclaim that we are "One Nation Under God." Trump at the #NationalPrayerBreakfast  2/8/1028

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Sarah, when the president tweeted about putting hands over hearts this morning, was he being tongue-in-cheek?

I wonder if he knows the words to the pledge. Just like it's obvious he doesn't know the national anthem.

I pledge all legions to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to Republicans, and all their fans
The purple mountains of majesty
Came throughout the night
And the flag was still there, it was still there
Oh say can you see that star spangled banner
Won nation under God
From season to shining season
With liberty and fraternity for all.  Amen.


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2018-02-08 02:24:02 PM  

martissimo: Aquapope: I'm sure they postponed the presser so they could have cool awesome news about the Senate vote.  It would please me to no end if Hucky had to come out and explain how the Dems didn't play nice and the bill failed.  Is that too much to ask for on my birthday?

Haha, Rand Paul is killing the deal, the House will be an even bigger mess, it's shutdown time again


The 51-seat GOP won't get even 45 votes for their own bill, then they'll blame Democrats for not getting on board.  Hilarious, except for the troglodytes that believe it.
 
2018-02-08 02:24:20 PM  
And the feed is up with some dude recording the press seats with a Handycam.
 
2018-02-08 02:25:26 PM  
"Happy Birthday Mr. French" is probably the nicest words to come from that podium since January 2017.
 
2018-02-08 02:25:32 PM  
Happy birthday random dudes dad.
 
2018-02-08 02:25:38 PM  

Aquapope: martissimo: Aquapope: I'm sure they postponed the presser so they could have cool awesome news about the Senate vote.  It would please me to no end if Hucky had to come out and explain how the Dems didn't play nice and the bill failed.  Is that too much to ask for on my birthday?

Haha, Rand Paul is killing the deal, the House will be an even bigger mess, it's shutdown time again

The 51-seat GOP won't get even 45 votes for their own bill, then they'll blame Democrats for not getting on board.  Hilarious, except for the troglodytes that believe it.


They won't get any votes, Paul is blocking the vote
 
2018-02-08 02:26:11 PM  
The markets are only down 2 percent. Not bad. 0_o
 
2018-02-08 02:26:26 PM  

Anastacya: "Happy Birthday Mr. French" is probably the nicest words to come from that podium since January 2017.


are*. Grammar fail.

/cries in corner
 
2018-02-08 02:29:21 PM  

martissimo: Aquapope: I'm sure they postponed the presser so they could have cool awesome news about the Senate vote.  It would please me to no end if Hucky had to come out and explain how the Dems didn't play nice and the bill failed.  Is that too much to ask for on my birthday?

Haha, Rand Paul is killing the deal, the House will be an even bigger mess, it's shutdown time again


Oh shiat is that what I missed?  Feed live, this is going to suck as always.
 
2018-02-08 02:32:44 PM  
Happy birthday Mr. French? Wait what am I watching?
 
2018-02-08 02:32:51 PM  
"You're on the air, dumbass."
 
2018-02-08 02:34:56 PM  
Pretty sure that Paul is getting a lot of Turtle talk right now, that's hilarious
 
2018-02-08 02:37:03 PM  
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Bring this shiat up.
 
2018-02-08 02:37:59 PM  

Liese: Happy birthday Mr. French? Wait what am I watching?


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/now with harpsichord earworm
 
2018-02-08 02:38:41 PM  

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Bring this shiat up.


Yeah, we need to point out Obama tanking the Dow!

/not serious, but somebody is...
 
2018-02-08 02:41:24 PM  
C'est mon anniversaire.  Je ne sais pas Francais.

// and that's as much French as I can put together off the top of my head 40 years after French class.
 
2018-02-08 02:41:32 PM  
Just finished up the Eagles Super Bowl parade.... now let's see if the lies from the podium make me shout more f bombs than Jason Kelce just did
 
2018-02-08 02:44:32 PM  
Looks like Shah follows his boss's example of not showing up on time.
 
2018-02-08 02:47:20 PM  
Who is the guy with the white hair second row from front. It looks like his barber's hand with the clippers slipped on the left side behind his ear.
 
2018-02-08 02:47:41 PM  

mofa: At first I wondered how SHS could possibly look at herself in the mirror, after saying the things she says, but now I realize that she probably doesn't have a reflection.


Would you look in the mirror if you looked like this?

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2018-02-08 02:48:43 PM  
Hahaha pushed back to 3:15. Press sure loves that.
 
2018-02-08 02:48:52 PM  
lol now at 3:15 ... reporters all groaned and someone yelled WHAAAT.
 
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