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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Meanwhile, in Ohio: Woman charged with menacing after argument over hot dog ingredients   ( cleveland.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 11:52:13 AM  
I wondered what Michelle Bachmann was up to these days.
 
2018-02-08 11:55:20 AM  
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2018-02-08 11:56:16 AM  
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2018-02-08 11:58:42 AM  
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2018-02-08 12:13:44 PM  
She probably saw some asshole putting ketchup on one.
 
2018-02-08 01:34:43 PM  
Where's one of these when you need it?

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2018-02-08 01:52:24 PM  

ox45tallboy: She probably saw some asshole putting ketchup on one.


The kind of people who care what others put on their hot dogs, are assholes. YMMV
 
2018-02-08 01:55:09 PM  
And what a stupid question too. Unless they say 100% some other animal then they're made of pork. If you avoid eating pork for some weird reasons then you really ought to know this one.
 
2018-02-08 01:55:38 PM  
"Whattya mean you can't tell me if these hotdogs contain pork?"

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2018-02-08 01:55:40 PM  

ox45tallboy: She probably saw some asshole putting ketchup on one.


Nah, the store couldn't confirm whether the hot dogs had any pork in them, so she flew off the handle.
 
2018-02-08 01:56:50 PM  
Women are being arrested for 'menacing' now? Did Mike Pence finally get his 'Lady-Time' law pushed through congress?
 
2018-02-08 01:57:02 PM  
Was her name Denise?
got nuthin'
 
2018-02-08 02:00:29 PM  
I misread the headline as "charged with hot dog menacing" and wondered what had cuased such an oddly specific law to be on the books.
 
2018-02-08 02:00:32 PM  
Gotta respect a woman that likes her wieners just so

/DNRTFA
 
2018-02-08 02:00:41 PM  
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2018-02-08 02:03:12 PM  
Two girls, 14 and 15, reported at 3:40 p.m. Jan. 31 an unknown man was following them on the high school path. Officers did not locate the suspect, who was said to have been smoking a cigarette. The girls confirmed he did not speak to them, but made them feel uncomfortable.

#metoo
 
2018-02-08 02:03:12 PM  
That's "interesting" and stuff but how about the kid who called the cops to report abuse and evidently made it up....
 
2018-02-08 02:04:28 PM  

Dogsbody: I misread the headline as "charged with hot dog menacing"


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2018-02-08 02:04:32 PM  

Terrapin Bound: Two girls, 14 and 15, reported at 3:40 p.m. Jan. 31 an unknown man was following them on the high school path. Officers did not locate the suspect, who was said to have been smoking a cigarette. The girls confirmed he did not speak to them, but made them feel uncomfortable.

#metoo


I liked that one also.  Man walking on path.  More at 11.
 
2018-02-08 02:04:58 PM  
Simpsons did it.

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It was the mesquite grilled onions, mango-lime salsa and jalapeño relish that gave it away.
 
2018-02-08 02:06:45 PM  

Terrapin Bound: Two girls, 14 and 15, reported at 3:40 p.m. Jan. 31 an unknown man was following them on the high school path. Officers did not locate the suspect, who was said to have been smoking a cigarette. The girls confirmed he did not speak to them, but made them feel uncomfortable.


Just a GOP Senate candidate out to meat some constituents. Nothing to be alarmed about.
 
2018-02-08 02:07:47 PM  
Hot dogs=lips and assholes.
 
2018-02-08 02:12:42 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Hot dogs=lips and assholes.


oh an ATM food source. Good to know next time I'm at Nathan's.
 
2018-02-08 02:13:54 PM  

Heamer: ox45tallboy: She probably saw some asshole putting ketchup on one.

Nah, the store couldn't confirm whether the hot dogs had any pork in them, so she flew off the handle.


I know, I RTFA, just thought the headline needed that comment.
 
2018-02-08 02:14:05 PM  

Quinzy: Terrapin Bound: Two girls, 14 and 15, reported at 3:40 p.m. Jan. 31 an unknown man was following them on the high school path. Officers did not locate the suspect, who was said to have been smoking a cigarette. The girls confirmed he did not speak to them, but made them feel uncomfortable.

#metoo

I liked that one also.  Man walking on path.  More at 11.


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2018-02-08 02:14:56 PM  
Ingredients in a hot dog?

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2018-02-08 02:14:58 PM  
Is it possible to have an argument about hot dog ingredients without being menacing?  That shiat is serious business.
 
2018-02-08 02:15:32 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Hot dogs=lips and assholes.


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2018-02-08 02:15:38 PM  
Ingredients? Lips and assholes, lady. Lips and assholes.
 
2018-02-08 02:17:41 PM  

ox45tallboy: She probably saw some asshole putting ketchup on one.


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2018-02-08 02:20:01 PM  
Does guinea pig count as pork or misc?
 
2018-02-08 02:21:48 PM  
Aldi hot dogs?  Contains anything but meat.
 
2018-02-08 02:27:13 PM  

Terrapin Bound: Two girls, 14 and 15, reported at 3:40 p.m. Jan. 31 an unknown man was following them on the high school path. Officers did not locate the suspect, who was said to have been smoking a cigarette. The girls confirmed he did not speak to them, but made them feel uncomfortable.
#metoo


A few months ago when I was walking with my fiance, two preteen girls wanted our help for something similar. An older boy had looked at them funny and kept biking past them. We walked the girls home, but I really couldn't figure out what else we could have done.
 
2018-02-08 02:32:30 PM  

blatz514: Aldi hot dogs?  Contains anything but meat.


What do they contain then? Meat, especially the pork that goes into hot dogs, isn't exactly expensive. What are they substituting. When people say shiat like McDonalds doesn't use real eggs or their hamburgers are fake or hot dogs don't even contain meat they remind me of flat earthers. They just say shiat with no basis in fact to get people riled up.
 
2018-02-08 02:41:53 PM  
 
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2018-02-08 02:44:36 PM  

Russ1642: blatz514: Aldi hot dogs?  Contains anything but meat.

What do they contain then? Meat, especially the pork that goes into hot dogs, isn't exactly expensive. What are they substituting. When people say shiat like McDonalds doesn't use real eggs or their hamburgers are fake or hot dogs don't even contain meat they remind me of flat earthers. They just say shiat with no basis in fact to get people riled up.


Ok ok, Aldi meat products do contain meat.  I bought two pork cutlets from there thinking, why not, they're cheap.  Holy hell, when cooked, the meat turned white.  Curious of what they were made from...some pork, meat byproduct.

/never again
//Aldi frozen pizza is farking awesome though
 
2018-02-08 02:46:31 PM  
"They learned the threats were made after the customer became upset when the employee could not confirm if the store hot dogs contained pork."

Yeah, let's beat up on some minimum wage clerk who has no goddam clue what's in the hot dogs.

Having worked retail many years ago (in a liquor store no less) I'm all too familiar with this breed of asshat.
 
2018-02-08 02:54:09 PM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: Terrapin Bound: Two girls, 14 and 15, reported at 3:40 p.m. Jan. 31 an unknown man was following them on the high school path. Officers did not locate the suspect, who was said to have been smoking a cigarette. The girls confirmed he did not speak to them, but made them feel uncomfortable.
#metoo

A few months ago when I was walking with my fiance, two preteen girls wanted our help for something similar. An older boy had looked at them funny and kept biking past them. We walked the girls home, but I really couldn't figure out what else we could have done.


Good for you for helping. All you had to do was be an adult to keep the biking boy away just by walking them home.
 
2018-02-08 03:02:33 PM  

blatz514: I bought two pork cutlets from there thinking, why not, they're cheap.  Holy hell, when cooked, the meat turned white


This was the first time you cooked pork, correct?
 
2018-02-08 03:04:31 PM  
Can't imagine if the two girls argued about Scrapple and Brunswick Stew.
 
2018-02-08 03:09:15 PM  
A former neighbor of mine got arrested when an argument over an improperly ordered cheeseburger became violent. I had to click the link to see if she'd moved to Ohio.
 
2018-02-08 03:15:18 PM  

jaytkay: blatz514: I bought two pork cutlets from there thinking, why not, they're cheap.  Holy hell, when cooked, the meat turned white

This was the first time you cooked pork, correct?


Pork shouldn't turn bright white.  Plus, I had them in the slow cooker for about 8 hours.  I'm not a great cook, but farking up a slow cooker is near impossible.
 
2018-02-08 03:15:22 PM  
If it has one of these on the packet then definitely no pork. If not then it probably does have pork.

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2018-02-08 03:17:59 PM  

steklo: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Hot dogs=lips and assholes.

oh an ATM food source. Good to know next time I'm at Nathan's.


Wasn't there some hotdog add being "Good end to end"?
Now we truly understand!
 
2018-02-08 03:25:23 PM  

Resident Muslim: steklo: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Hot dogs=lips and assholes.

oh an ATM food source. Good to know next time I'm at Nathan's.

Wasn't there some hotdog add being "Good end to end"?
Now we truly understand!


I am very particular over which hot dogs I eat. Never ever get the "store brought" brand. That's just asking for trouble.
 
2018-02-08 03:27:55 PM  
Women can never figure out what belongs on a sandwich.
 
2018-02-08 03:28:23 PM  

blatz514: I'm not a great cook, but farking up a slow cooker is near impossible.


A radio host I listen to called the slow cooker a magic machine. You put stuff in, go away, and hours later food appears. Can't disagree.
 
2018-02-08 03:34:48 PM  

fawlty: blatz514: I'm not a great cook, but farking up a slow cooker is near impossible.

A radio host I listen to called the slow cooker a magic machine. You put stuff in, go away, and hours later food appears. Can't disagree.


Now all i have to do is teach my dog how to open the lid, and stir the contents once in a while, as I am at work and the dog gets to stay home all day smelling crock pot goodness.
 
2018-02-08 04:53:59 PM  
Meh, if I have ask if the food contains something and they say they don't know, that's a yes. I don't why you need an answer. It's not like that's the only place to buy a hotdog.
 
2018-02-08 05:33:52 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Hot dogs=lips and assholes.


Cows' eyes, dogs' noses, old phonebooks and wieeeeener flaaaaaavouring.
 
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