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(WFTV Orlando)   Florida man arrested for putting poison in Yum Yum Sauce, after surveillance video proved that the sauce was a lye   ( wftv.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 10:50:15 AM  
I usually don't require any additional drain cleaning after eating at Hibachi Express, if you know what I mean.
 
2018-02-08 11:01:11 AM  
Our local Japanese restaurant has something that they call Yum Yum Sauce. Dunno what it's made of, but that stuff is like crack. Tastes good on nearly everything.
 
2018-02-08 11:04:12 AM  

Anastacya: Our local Japanese restaurant has something that they call Yum Yum Sauce. Dunno what it's made of, but that stuff is like crack. Tastes good on nearly everything.


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2018-02-08 12:01:32 PM  
I feel a poem coming on...
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O' Florida man, angry as can be

as a cog in the restaurant industry

.

You handled your feelings like a boss

putting sodium hydroxide in the yum yum sauce

.

You didn't know what else to do

It's plain you didn't think this through

.

Your motive is as plain as braille

perhaps conditions will improve in jail

.

Burma Shave

 
2018-02-08 12:22:09 PM  
Yuck Yuck
 
2018-02-08 02:49:29 PM  
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2018-02-08 02:54:55 PM  
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2018-02-08 03:01:30 PM  
Bob's Burgers - The Yum Yum song
Youtube LwNz5gPlGSA
 
2018-02-08 03:24:08 PM  
It's really sad to see that this man has fallen so far since losing his job at Gringotts.
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2018-02-08 03:24:58 PM  
because he was unhappy about working conditions

Well then, you should love working in the prison laundry, honey

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2018-02-08 03:26:01 PM  
I guess it's 'pound him in the bum bum' prison for him.
 
2018-02-08 03:26:01 PM  
FTFA: "Padilla confessed to tainting the sauce because he was unhappy about working conditions."

It would have been less prison time had he actually used said taint to sully the sauce instead.
 
2018-02-08 03:27:12 PM  
Yum Yum Sauce?

Not familiar with that term. But I did hear about the roommate that jizzed in some Chinese food that his other roomates ate.
 
2018-02-08 03:32:06 PM  
  This Guy again????

 
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2018-02-08 03:32:49 PM  
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2018-02-08 03:33:35 PM  
He looks like one of the expensive masks at the pop up Halloween store
 
2018-02-08 03:33:40 PM  

steklo: Yum Yum Sauce?

Not familiar with that term. But I did hear about the roommate that jizzed in some Chinese food that his other roomates ate.


Cue the Wayne's world reference.
 
2018-02-08 03:46:27 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: steklo: Yum Yum Sauce?

Not familiar with that term. But I did hear about the roommate that jizzed in some Chinese food that his other roomates ate.

Cue the Wayne's world reference.


*ahem* "I'll have the cream of sum yung gui."
 
2018-02-08 03:56:22 PM  
Yum Yum Sauce is a real thing?

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2018-02-08 03:58:21 PM  
For those who don't know, Yum Yum sauce is like a garlic mayo. Everyone else at the table usually slathers it on their mid-rare filets, but in my opinion,

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2018-02-08 04:21:06 PM  
"I'm unhappy with my working conditions. I think I'll ruin my life. Take THAT ... me ... ?"
 
2018-02-08 04:50:36 PM  
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Muy Yum.
 
2018-02-08 05:30:41 PM  

Anastacya: Our local Japanese restaurant has something that they call Yum Yum Sauce. Dunno what it's made of, but that stuff is like crack. Tastes good on nearly everything.


I used to work at a Japanese steak house as a busboy for a while, the 'yum yum' sauce is an aioli of some type, i cant recall the exact ingredients. I thought that they couldn't call it yum yum sauce anymore though due to copyrights, Terry Ho's brand i believe.
 
2018-02-08 05:31:26 PM  
"Poison Yum Yum" could be a Korean glam rock band.
 
2018-02-08 05:45:49 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
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O' Florida man, angry as can beas a cog in the restaurant industry.You handled your feelings like a bossputting sodium hydroxide in the yum yum sauce.You didn't know what else to doIt's plain you didn't think this through.Your motive is as plain as brailleperhaps conditions will improve in jail.Burma Shave


I hope Burma shave pays you royalties for all those poems.

Or is it the other way around?
 
2018-02-08 05:59:11 PM  
I keep telling my wife it's Yum Yum Sauce, but she disagrees.
 
2018-02-08 06:05:03 PM  

mrsleep: I keep telling my wife it's Yum Yum Sauce, but she disagrees.


You need to add pineapple.
 
2018-02-08 06:07:50 PM  

mrsleep: I keep telling my wife it's Yum Yum Sauce, but she disagrees.


I keep telling her that too.
 
2018-02-08 06:14:26 PM  
The guy looks like the world's worst super villain.
 
2018-02-08 06:45:30 PM  

chawco: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
[mediaassets.wptv.com image 640x480]

O' Florida man, angry as can beas a cog in the restaurant industry.You handled your feelings like a bossputting sodium hydroxide in the yum yum sauce.You didn't know what else to doIt's plain you didn't think this through.Your motive is as plain as brailleperhaps conditions will improve in jail.Burma Shave

I hope Burma shave pays you royalties for all those poems.

Or is it the other way around?


I owe so many royalties to Burma Shave, if I stop writing bad poems, they'll break my legs...
 
2018-02-08 06:48:32 PM  
Why does everything have to be such a soap opera?
 
2018-02-08 07:07:36 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: chawco: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
[mediaassets.wptv.com image 640x480]

O' Florida man, angry as can beas a cog in the restaurant industry.You handled your feelings like a bossputting sodium hydroxide in the yum yum sauce.You didn't know what else to doIt's plain you didn't think this through.Your motive is as plain as brailleperhaps conditions will improve in jail.Burma Shave

I hope Burma shave pays you royalties for all those poems.

Or is it the other way around?

I owe so many royalties to Burma Shave, if I stop writing bad poems, they'll break my legs...


Then my friend you are in grave danger. For each and every one of them is a little masterpiece.

I shall pray for the continued integrity of your legs. Well,  Ok, hope for it, since I'm a godless heathen,
 
2018-02-08 07:18:35 PM  

chawco: bigfatbuddhist: chawco: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
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O' Florida man, angry as can beas a cog in the restaurant industry.You handled your feelings like a bossputting sodium hydroxide in the yum yum sauce.You didn't know what else to doIt's plain you didn't think this through.Your motive is as plain as brailleperhaps conditions will improve in jail.Burma Shave

I hope Burma shave pays you royalties for all those poems.

Or is it the other way around?

I owe so many royalties to Burma Shave, if I stop writing bad poems, they'll break my legs...

Then my friend you are in grave danger. For each and every one of them is a little masterpiece.

I shall pray for the continued integrity of your legs. Well,  Ok, hope for it, since I'm a godless heathen,


You are in good company...
 
2018-02-08 08:02:07 PM  
I hope this ass gets a lot of yum yum sauce in prison.
 
2018-02-09 12:38:55 AM  
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