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(Toronto Star)   Man arrested for selling wife's kidney, which she didn't know was missing. How does that work exactly? "Honey look over there" "What?" *yoink* "Never mind"   ( thestar.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 10:49:58 AM  
Was her name Charlie?

Charlie the Unicorn
Youtube CsGYh8AacgY
 
2018-02-08 10:55:36 AM  
Did she wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
 
2018-02-08 11:09:12 AM  
Sarkar alleges that her husband sold off her kidney to make up for her family's failure to meet dowry demands.

Such a noble culture.  Much more sensitive and connected than Western civilization, wouldn't you agree?
 
2018-02-08 11:19:17 AM  
A REAL man would have sold his own kidney to provide for his family, not his wife's.
 
2018-02-08 12:04:50 PM  
One thing I've found is, if you are going to donate a kidney, don't just mail it without telling anyone it is coming...
 
2018-02-08 03:04:43 PM  

Anastacya: Did she wake up in a bathtub full of ice?


So that isn't an urban legend, I knew it!
 
2018-02-08 03:53:29 PM  
The Simpsons s10e08
Youtube OaKLx63NJS8
 
2018-02-08 04:24:45 PM  
Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.
 
2018-02-08 04:25:16 PM  

Anastacya: Did she wake up in a bathtub full of ice?


I think it might be more the husband's issue....

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2018-02-08 04:25:27 PM  

Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.


Believe me, I'd be on life support now if it were possible to sell my organs.

I can't even find anyone who wants to rent them!  :\
 
2018-02-08 04:25:39 PM  
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Hearts, kidneys, any hand sized organ will do.
 
2018-02-08 04:27:50 PM  
Best use of the word *yoink* you'll see all week
 
2018-02-08 04:29:46 PM  
First they cut your hair off as retribution for getting highlights...
 
2018-02-08 04:30:11 PM  
Women are not property to be traded and their body parts are not commodities to be sold. When will our species finally mature past this obscenity?
 
2018-02-08 04:35:14 PM  
Funny, I work with a woman named Rita Sarkar, who also happens to be based out of... oh shiat.
 
2018-02-08 04:35:51 PM  
The only thing worse (arguably) than this guy selling his wife's kidney was that:
1.  He found a doctor to do the operation
2.  He found a buyer for the kidney

Seriously...  What is wrong with people?!
 
2018-02-08 04:36:59 PM  
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2018-02-08 04:37:21 PM  

Leandros A: Women are not property to be traded and their body parts are not commodities to be sold. When will our species finally mature past this obscenity?


Well it's been either 5,000,000+ years, or a little over 6,000 years, depending on whether you believe in scientists or sky wizards, and we've only come this far.
:Sigh: I hate people.
 
2018-02-08 04:39:38 PM  

Leandros A: Women are not property to be traded and their body parts are not commodities to be sold. When will our species finally mature past this obscenity?


It already has. Now, certain cultures...
 
2018-02-08 04:42:11 PM  
What about the doctor the removed the kidney?  Why wasn't he arrested?  Maybe he isn't a very good doctor and can't tell a kidney from an appendix?
 
2018-02-08 04:42:28 PM  
Now is not the time to talk about kidney control!
 
2018-02-08 04:45:21 PM  

Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.


I.. I kinda want the testicle. If I can figure out something better to do with it than hang it off my belt.
 
2018-02-08 04:47:11 PM  

mama2tnt: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

Believe me, I'd be on life support now if it were possible to sell my organs.

I can't even find anyone who wants to rent them!  :\


I'll take half of your colon! Shoot, I'd give you my whole head of hair for that.
 
2018-02-08 04:48:32 PM  
lindalouwho:  I'll take half of your colon! Shoot, I'd give you my whole head of hair for that.

Hair I've got - but I'd take money for most of my organs, figuring there's not that much time left for me (and "you can't take it with you!" is kinda my motto with money - why not my liver?) but maybe someday my kids might want to go to college. Or buy a house.
 
2018-02-08 04:57:05 PM  
You had me at "yoink"
 
2018-02-08 04:58:05 PM  
Her husband did the needful.
 
2018-02-08 04:58:46 PM  
"You have an interesting head. May I take some sample slices from your brain".
 
2018-02-08 05:12:08 PM  

lindalouwho: mama2tnt: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

Believe me, I'd be on life support now if it were possible to sell my organs.

I can't even find anyone who wants to rent them!  :\

I'll take half of your colon! Shoot, I'd give you my whole head of hair for that.


LMAO, well im open to offers, I really have no debt and no savings so anythings better than nothing, If i could pocket $100k for the combo I would be set for life no doubt. I wonder what the colon sells for by the foot, according to google the large intestine is about 5 foot in length, I would be willing to sell a foot of that today if the price is right. I also dont think I need 23 feet of small intestine, il sell you 5 feet of that too.
 
2018-02-08 05:14:44 PM  
I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock
Youtube z_VAfVhsvOA


Since its after 5'o clock that will have to be 3 o'clock tomorrow.
 
2018-02-08 05:16:04 PM  

lindalouwho: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

I.. I kinda want the testicle. If I can figure out something better to do with it than hang it off my belt.


Isn't that good enough?
 
2018-02-08 05:16:54 PM  

durbnpoisn: The only thing worse (arguably) than this guy selling his wife's kidney was that:
1.  He found a doctor to do the operation
2.  He found a buyer for the kidney

Seriously...  What is wrong with people?!


IDK, humans have this incredible desire to keep living no matter the cost.

It's one of the things that make our species so weak.
 
2018-02-08 05:17:06 PM  

Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: I wonder what the colon sells for by the foot, according to google the large intestine is about 5 foot in length, I would be willing to sell a foot of that today if the price is right.


Is the anus remarkable?
 
2018-02-08 05:17:29 PM  
"They found a labyrinthine kidney bazaar"
Do not go in there after dark.
 
2018-02-08 05:29:27 PM  

WelldeadLink: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: I wonder what the colon sells for by the foot, according to google the large intestine is about 5 foot in length, I would be willing to sell a foot of that today if the price is right.

Is the anus remarkable?


Its had a few blowouts in the past, nothing too tragic or alarming though, all transactions are final, cash only ;]
 
2018-02-08 05:39:32 PM  

lindalouwho: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

I.. I kinda want the testicle. If I can figure out something better to do with it than hang it off my belt.


Mount it on your desk/wall/car as a warning to your enemies?
 
2018-02-08 06:05:11 PM  

darkmythology: lindalouwho: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

I.. I kinda want the testicle. If I can figure out something better to do with it than hang it off my belt.

Mount it on your desk/wall/car as a warning to your enemies?


I'd need both. Then if people say I don't have the balls, I can say yes I do, in a jar on my desk.
 
2018-02-08 07:04:17 PM  

mama2tnt: lindalouwho:  I'll take half of your colon! Shoot, I'd give you my whole head of hair for that.

Hair I've got - but I'd take money for most of my organs, figuring there's not that much time left for me (and "you can't take it with you!" is kinda my motto with money - why not my liver?) but maybe someday my kids might want to go to college. Or buy a house.


Oh hush child, I'm much older than you.
 
2018-02-08 07:08:02 PM  

Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: lindalouwho: mama2tnt: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

Believe me, I'd be on life support now if it were possible to sell my organs.

I can't even find anyone who wants to rent them!  :\

I'll take half of your colon! Shoot, I'd give you my whole head of hair for that.

LMAO, well im open to offers, I really have no debt and no savings so anythings better than nothing, If i could pocket $100k for the combo I would be set for life no doubt. I wonder what the colon sells for by the foot, according to google the large intestine is about 5 foot in length, I would be willing to sell a foot of that today if the price is right. I also dont think I need 23 feet of small intestine, il sell you 5 feet of that too.


*crosses arms, gives you my back*

Two feet of colon or no deal. You wouldn't want to give up that much of your small intestines, different sections have different jobs, I was stunned to learn it's so complicated. But interesting.
 
2018-02-08 07:09:51 PM  

WelldeadLink: lindalouwho: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

I.. I kinda want the testicle. If I can figure out something better to do with it than hang it off my belt.

Isn't that good enough?


Maybe if I get a throw back wide belt and make it the buckle.
Ya wanna slow dance?
 
2018-02-08 07:11:43 PM  

Nidiot: darkmythology: lindalouwho: Dead_Cat_In_A_Tophat: Oh this thread, I have been looking for ages to find a place to sell my spare kidney and testicle for quite a while, I also have good skin on my back if anyone needs some grafts. Shoot me an offer. Whats the going rate for those anyway Im desperate.

I.. I kinda want the testicle. If I can figure out something better to do with it than hang it off my belt.

Mount it on your desk/wall/car as a warning to your enemies?

I'd need both. Then if people say I don't have the balls, I can say yes I do, in a jar on my desk.


You could make clackers!

/ if you're old enough to get that reference
 
2018-02-08 07:13:01 PM  
lindalouwho:  Oh hush child, I'm much older than you.

Not that much - just a couple of years, according to my farkie for ya.

And you probably have a lot more to live for. "Why not take aaaaaaallllllllll of me?"  :)
 
2018-02-08 07:25:41 PM  

mama2tnt: lindalouwho:  Oh hush child, I'm much older than you.

Not that much - just a couple of years, according to my farkie for ya.

And you probably have a lot more to live for. "Why not take aaaaaaallllllllll of me?"  :)


Ha! That song is from the '30s, I'm picturing you with seamed stockings, a lame' fitted dress and a jaunty little hatpinned hat.
 
2018-02-08 07:36:08 PM  

turbidette: First they cut your hair off as retribution for getting highlights...


Are you aware there are women growing their hair solely to cut it off and sell for American women to have weaves?  They wouldn't want highlights, it lowers the price they get for their hair.
 
2018-02-08 07:36:45 PM  
lindalouwho: .., I'm picturing you with seamed stockings, a lame' fitted dress and a jaunty little hatpinned hat.

Someone took these pictures of me the other day and memed them for some reason:

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2018-02-08 08:13:52 PM  

mama2tnt: why not my liver


Plus, healthy livers grow back.

"The livers of both the donor and recipient grow back to full size approximately three months after the surgery."

// thread de-livers
 
2018-02-08 08:15:15 PM  

lack of warmth: turbidette: First they cut your hair off as retribution for getting highlights...

Are you aware there are women growing their hair solely to cut it off and sell for American women to have weaves?  They wouldn't want highlights, it lowers the price they get for their hair.


Yep. I have grey hair, quite long, that's never been dyed. Locks of Love won't take it. Damned of you dye it, damned if you don't.
 
2018-02-08 08:18:31 PM  

turbidette: lack of warmth: turbidette: First they cut your hair off as retribution for getting highlights...

Are you aware there are women growing their hair solely to cut it off and sell for American women to have weaves?  They wouldn't want highlights, it lowers the price they get for their hair.

Yep. I have grey hair, quite long, that's never been dyed. Locks of Love won't take it. Damned of you dye it, damned if you don't.


And the crazy part, young women dying their hair grey or white is a thing right now.  Which means your hair is so old, it came back in style. :)
 
2018-02-08 08:19:09 PM  
turbidette:  Yep. I have grey hair, quite long, that's never been dyed. Locks of Love won't take it. Damned of you dye it, damned if you don't.

wigsforkids.org says 10" or longer, dyed or grey or permed, they'll take it. :)

/been giving them hair for decades now
 
2018-02-08 08:22:00 PM  

mama2tnt: lindalouwho: .., I'm picturing you with seamed stockings, a lame' fitted dress and a jaunty little hatpinned hat.

Someone took these pictures of me the other day and memed them for some reason:

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Omg I wanted to party with you already, but now I feel like if I do imma have to buy some cocaine after a thirty year hiatus :-D
 
2018-02-08 09:13:42 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sarkar alleges that her husband sold off her kidney to make up for her family's failure to meet dowry demands.

Such a noble culture.  Much more sensitive and connected than Western civilization, wouldn't you agree?


I'm out of touch with Western civilization at the moment. Are you folks still shooting unarmed black men, and keeping teenagers in prison for years for marijuana? Any information would help me make a good comparison.
 
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