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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)   New VENOM teaser trailer with Tom Hardy seriously kicks ass   ( thterrortime.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 10:04:14 AM  
No, it doesn't. They may as well have just released this:

How To Make A Blockbuster Movie Trailer
Youtube KAOdjqyG37A
 
2018-02-08 10:09:15 AM  
Well, that was extremely underwhelming.

I saw Tom Hardy doing a lot of convulsing in an MRI machine, no real ass kicking.

/AND NO VENOM!
 
2018-02-08 10:15:16 AM  
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A gay drunk Venom is better than that trailer.
 
2018-02-08 10:25:05 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Well, that was extremely underwhelming.

I saw Tom Hardy doing a lot of convulsing in an MRI machine, no real ass kicking.

/AND NO VENOM!


This. It was meh
 
2018-02-08 10:26:38 AM  
Based on the trailer, I'm guessing this is a fresh take where we focus on Tom Hardy's struggles to pay for his medical bills.
 
2018-02-08 10:31:55 AM  
Venom - Welcome to Hell (Live)
Youtube _Sb46VD5CmA
 
2018-02-08 10:42:45 AM  

2xhelix: [Youtube _Sb46VD5CmA image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Sb46VD5​CmA]


Oh maaaaan, that takes me back. Time to go listen to Countess Bathory.
 
2018-02-08 10:46:45 AM  

texdent: scottydoesntknow: Well, that was extremely underwhelming.

I saw Tom Hardy doing a lot of convulsing in an MRI machine, no real ass kicking.

/AND NO VENOM!

This. It was meh


Meh-nom.
 
2018-02-08 10:51:29 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: No, it doesn't. They may as well have just released this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KAOdjqyG​37A]


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2018-02-08 10:54:22 AM  
oh goodie, an origin story.
 
2018-02-08 10:56:10 AM  
Venom....in the hooooouuuse.
 
2018-02-08 10:57:41 AM  
Maybe it's because I'm losing my hearing, but I have trouble understanding Tom Hardy when he's talking on screen.  Maybe it's because he has something covering his mouth in almost every movie I've seen him in.
 
2018-02-08 11:04:02 AM  
Now eventually you do plan to have Venom in your, in your Venom movie, right? Hello?
 
2018-02-08 11:06:34 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: No, it doesn't. They may as well have just released this:

[Youtube KAOdjqyG37A image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KAOdjqyG​37A]


That's great. I thought they were actually going to subvert that for a second when the first establishing shot was revealed to be a picture on the wall. But after that it just started over in generic trailer mode.
 
2018-02-08 11:07:38 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: oh goodie, an origin story.


An origin without Spider-man.

I bet the symbiote will be a secret government project now.
 
2018-02-08 11:14:10 AM  

Slaxl: 2xhelix: [Youtube _Sb46VD5CmA image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Sb46VD5​CmA]

Oh maaaaan, that takes me back. Time to go listen to Countess Bathory.


Saw them 2 or 3 times on that tour, opening for Motorhead and then with Slayer and Exodus or Anthrax
 
2018-02-08 11:15:09 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: No, it doesn't. They may as well have just released this:

[Youtube KAOdjqyG37A image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KAOdjqyG​37A]


Man, I have an insatiable urge to go see Film Title in the cinema now.
 
2018-02-08 11:16:07 AM  
Tom Hardy is an amazing actor.

'Teasers' are just supposed to make us interested, not really give as much to the point of the film as an actual trailer.

That said, this was as underwhelming as fark.
 
2018-02-08 11:17:02 AM  

browntimmy: NeedlesslyCanadian: No, it doesn't. They may as well have just released this:

[Youtube KAOdjqyG37A image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KAOdjqyG​37A]

That's great. I thought they were actually going to subvert that for a second when the first establishing shot was revealed to be a picture on the wall. But after that it just started over in generic trailer mode.


Trailers and teasers are two distinct and different things. This is a teaser, not a trailer.
 
2018-02-08 11:17:18 AM  

NeoCortex42: Plant Rights Activist: oh goodie, an origin story.

An origin without Spider-man.

I bet the symbiote will be a secret government project now.


Well, Ultimate Venom was more or less exactly that, so it's a possibility, yeah. That said, sounded like he was using "We" quite a bit when talking about himself, so they have that going for them. Which, is nice.
 
2018-02-08 11:17:23 AM  
Based on all the detracting comments I assume Venom is a DC property.
 
2018-02-08 11:25:51 AM  
speaking of Tom Hardy is there going to be another season of that series he did?
 
2018-02-08 11:25:55 AM  
Wait, what? It's Marvel. Looks pretty cool to me.
You had me at Tom Hardy.
 
2018-02-08 11:26:10 AM  
My comics history is fuzzy but I though Peter Parker basically rejected the venom symbiote and it picked up on a pissed off Eddie Brock.  Hell at least Spider Man 3 got that right,  Right?  What would be the reason that a venom in this movie would have a Spider man symbol on his chest, if he has one.
 
2018-02-08 11:27:04 AM  

meera's frog spear: Wait, what? It's Marvel. Looks pretty cool to me.
You had me at Tom Hardy.


It's Sony Marvel. Don't get your hopes up.
 
2018-02-08 11:27:37 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: meera's frog spear: Wait, what? It's Marvel. Looks pretty cool to me.
You had me at Tom Hardy.

It's Sony Marvel. Don't get your hopes up.


Now I get it. Thanks.
 
2018-02-08 11:28:48 AM  
That did not kick ass, subby, seriously or otherwise. Shame upon you and your heirs.
 
2018-02-08 11:29:46 AM  

Master Chuin: My comics history is fuzzy but I though Peter Parker basically rejected the venom symbiote and it picked up on a pissed off Eddie Brock.  Hell at least Spider Man 3 got that right,  Right?  What would be the reason that a venom in this movie would have a Spider man symbol on his chest, if he has one.


They're doing this one.

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2018-02-08 11:43:55 AM  
BOOOOOO!

Venom was my favorite comic character growing up, so they better not fark this up.  I even had the Lethal Protector runs, which were... about as good as this teaser was.
 
2018-02-08 11:48:57 AM  
Banom?
 
2018-02-08 11:50:19 AM  

Subtonic: BOOOOOO!

Venom was my favorite comic character growing up, so they better not fark this up.  I even had the Lethal Protector runs, which were... about as good as this teaser was.


I still have Lethal Protector bagged and boarded, and if anyone other than Tom Hardy was in this unimaginably bad decision I wouldn't even give the trailer a view, but Tom Hardy gets the benefit of the doubt from me.
 
2018-02-08 11:51:01 AM  
yep, there's Tom Hardy.  he's running around.  oh ok now he's in an MRI machine. cool, cool.  More running around.  Yep, that's a close up of his face, he's hard of breath.  Probably from the running around...or maybe he has anxiety about MRIs
 
2018-02-08 11:52:08 AM  
There is no way this isn't hugely disappointing.
 
2018-02-08 11:53:04 AM  
Why is Venom fighting Bane?

I haven't been this confused since Green Lantern turned in Deadpool, or Johnny Storm turned into Captain America.
 
2018-02-08 12:00:59 PM  
Needs the "in a world" guy over it.  I know, he's dead, like this teaser.   You have Tom Farking Hardy, and you spend time following him from behind... doing nothing?
 
2018-02-08 12:02:35 PM  
Tom Hardy has an uncanny talent for creating unique voices for his characters. I still can't figure out how he did the Bane voice.
 
2018-02-08 12:16:14 PM  
For anyone who thinks this looks underwhelming I would like to point out that this teaser consists of location footage shot two or three weeks ago and that all of the interesting stuff is likely being shot on a soundstage with Mr. Hardy in a green leotard as we speak.
 
2018-02-08 12:17:09 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Maybe it's because I'm losing my hearing, but I have trouble understanding Tom Hardy when he's talking on screen.  Maybe it's because he has something covering his mouth in almost every movie I've seen him in.


I can't stand having to decipher what the hell he is saying in all of his films. Dark Knight Rises, Dunkirk, Lawless; his dialogue is always a grumbling mess. They should get him a vocal coach that stresses enunciation.
 
2018-02-08 12:17:27 PM  
Underwhelming.
 
2018-02-08 12:18:11 PM  
That's a better casting choice than Topher Grace.
 
2018-02-08 12:18:19 PM  

radarlove: For anyone who thinks this looks underwhelming I would like to point out that this teaser consists of location footage shot two or three weeks ago and that all of the interesting stuff is likely being shot on a soundstage with Mr. Hardy in a green leotard as we speak.


I agree they should have waited before releasing a teaser.
 
2018-02-08 12:18:39 PM  
When I picture Eddie Brock I don't see Tom Hardy.
 
2018-02-08 12:21:48 PM  
So, back in the '80s, there was an ad in a lot of Marvel Comics that had Venom saying something to to effect of "buy the next issue or I'll eat your dog."

But I can't find that scanned/online anywhere. Anybody remember what I'm talking about? Maybe I'm remembering the quote wrong?
 
2018-02-08 12:23:05 PM  

BafflerMeal: Master Chuin: My comics history is fuzzy but I though Peter Parker basically rejected the venom symbiote and it picked up on a pissed off Eddie Brock.  Hell at least Spider Man 3 got that right,  Right?  What would be the reason that a venom in this movie would have a Spider man symbol on his chest, if he has one.

They're doing this one.

[i.redd.it image 528x800]


I figured they were distancing themselves from the Brock Venom and going towards the Flash Venom.  Which is a good move, IMHO.
 
2018-02-08 12:23:12 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Why is Venom fighting Bane?

I haven't been this confused since Green Lantern turned in Deadpool, or Johnny Storm turned into Captain America.


You must be VERY confused about how GL's Amanda Waller is also Wakandan royalty, or how [needs moar] Ant-Man's buddy was the psycho who helped Mr J kidnap Rachel Dawes, or how Evan Peters is both Quicksilver (on Fox) and Kick-Ass' buddy (and Kick Ass himself was the other, Marvel-er, Quicksilver -- TBF, that one is a bit confusing), or that Judge Dredd is Asgard's Skurge...

// there are many other examples
// except Hugh Jackman - once a Wolverine, always a Wolverine
// right UMich/Red Dawn fans?
 
2018-02-08 12:23:27 PM  

skreeonk: radarlove: For anyone who thinks this looks underwhelming I would like to point out that this teaser consists of location footage shot two or three weeks ago and that all of the interesting stuff is likely being shot on a soundstage with Mr. Hardy in a green leotard as we speak.

I agree they should have waited before releasing a teaser.


Totally.  I'm actually shocked there's one up already.  Filming was farking up my neighborhood a just a couple of weeks ago and then this trailer comes out today and I'm just like, "Well that was fast..."
 
2018-02-08 12:24:25 PM  
The over-sell of all of these superhero movies has served to basically turn all of the cinemas of the world into nothing more than your mom's basement.

The studios love it because they are lazy and are only interested in churning out pre-digested crap for the masses instead of trying to do anything really challenging.

Now get off my lawn.
 
2018-02-08 12:27:01 PM  

meera's frog spear: NeedlesslyCanadian: meera's frog spear: Wait, what? It's Marvel. Looks pretty cool to me.
You had me at Tom Hardy.

It's Sony Marvel. Don't get your hopes up.

Now I get it. Thanks.


It all comes down to: Does the wife want to see it? I have gone for over a decade without going to a theater or watching a movie online or a DVD, etc.

/Black Panther next week.
 
2018-02-08 12:28:34 PM  
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2018-02-08 12:32:22 PM  
when do we get to see the new spiderman kick his ass?
 
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