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(CBS News)   "Be like that pal, we'll just take your naked ass right back to Alaska"   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 02:40:39 PM  
Is that supposed to be a helpful pic of his trouser snake at the bottom of TFA?
 
2018-02-08 02:55:57 PM  
I'm not your pal, friend!
 
2018-02-08 03:10:07 PM  
And to think the Fur Rendezvous hasn't event started yet.
 
2018-02-08 03:42:20 PM  
Did you hear about the skinny guy who went to Alaska and came back a husky f*cker?
 
2018-02-08 07:12:49 PM  
Airport police and FBI met the plane when it landed shortly before 3 a.m.

Why was the FBI involved?
 
2018-02-08 07:55:07 PM  

fusillade762: Airport police and FBI met the plane when it landed shortly before 3 a.m.

Why was the FBI involved?


Interstate travel, Feds control flying.

/Some of Fark's resident lawyers can explain it better.
 
2018-02-08 08:34:43 PM  

fusillade762: Airport police and FBI met the plane when it landed shortly before 3 a.m.

Why was the FBI involved?


Farking Bathroom Investigators.
Fans of Bowel Insertions.
Fake Bumbling Idiots.

I got button.
 
2018-02-08 08:43:47 PM  

The_Sponge: fusillade762: Airport police and FBI met the plane when it landed shortly before 3 a.m.

Why was the FBI involved?

Interstate travel, Feds control flying.

/Some of Fark's resident lawyers can explain it better.


Farking up in the air is a Fed issue, felon.
 
2018-02-08 09:01:34 PM  
The FBI did not return repeated messages to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

"Are they kidding? We're about to indict the president, and you want to talk about naked guy in Alaska?"
 
2018-02-08 09:04:10 PM  
If God meant us to fly naked we'd be born that way.
 
2018-02-08 09:06:08 PM  
TFA says they turned around while over Prince William Sound. This farker wasted no time getting up to his tomfoolery. Must have been in the air for all of 20 minutes by that point.
 
2018-02-08 09:10:37 PM  

fusillade762: Airport police and FBI met the plane when it landed shortly before 3 a.m.

Why was the FBI involved?


You gotta ask with THAT Fark username? O.o
 
2018-02-08 09:25:07 PM  
Ted Stevens International Airports? Isnt that the "internet is a series of tubes"/"bridge to nowhere" guy?
 
2018-02-08 09:28:49 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: If God meant us to fly naked we'd be born that way.


Born flying?

I'm imagining a projectile birth here.

/imagination is too vivid
 
2018-02-08 09:35:29 PM  

Marksrevenge: TFA says they turned around while over Prince William Sound. This farker wasted no time getting up to his tomfoolery. Must have been in the air for all of 20 minutes by that point.


He should take some lessons from the Serial Stowaway. She would teach him that once the flight is off the ground, you lay low until it lands, then the shenanigans begin.

You never want to return to the departure airport. You've already been there, done that, got the T shirt. Move on, already.
 
2018-02-08 09:37:37 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm not your pal, friend!


I'm not your friend, buddy.
 
2018-02-08 09:41:35 PM  
It's never anyone you want to see naked.
 
2018-02-08 10:26:13 PM  

The_Sponge: Did you hear about the skinny guy who went to Alaska and came back a husky f*cker?


"Now where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?"
 
2018-02-08 10:36:59 PM  

cyberspacedout: CigaretteSmokingMan: If God meant us to fly naked we'd be born that way.

Born flying?

I'm imagining a projectile birth here.

/imagination is too vivid


Or I may have been subconsciously remembering an old Far Side cartoon:

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2018-02-08 10:49:59 PM  

thorpe: The_Sponge: Did you hear about the skinny guy who went to Alaska and came back a husky f*cker?

"Now where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?"


Hehehehe.
 
2018-02-08 10:50:18 PM  

Mikeyworld: The_Sponge: fusillade762: Airport police and FBI met the plane when it landed shortly before 3 a.m.

Why was the FBI involved?

Interstate travel, Feds control flying.

/Some of Fark's resident lawyers can explain it better.

Farking up in the air is a Fed issue, felon.


Bingo!
 
2018-02-08 11:48:21 PM  

Gordon Bennett: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy.


I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
 
2018-02-09 08:05:56 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Gordon Bennett: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!


I'm not your Guy, Clark.
 
2018-02-09 09:27:12 AM  

offacue: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Gordon Bennett: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

I'm not your Guy, Clark.


I'm not your Clark, Lester!
 
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