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(ESPN) Weeners There are 850 Port-A-Pottys along the Eagles parade route in Philly today. If three million people show up, that's one for every 3,529 people. Oh, and free beer from Budweiser and Yards along the way - what could possibly go wrong   ( espn.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 09:45:31 AM  
It will be a great fun time had by 3 million plus people. With any crowd that size anywhere, there is the possibility of a few assailed making trouble. If that happens there will be at least 2 greenlit stories about it on Fark where butthurt Vikings and Pats fans will feel superior.
 
2018-02-08 09:46:19 AM  
*few assholes

Damn phone
 
2018-02-08 09:48:24 AM  
The pee must flow.
 
2018-02-08 09:48:39 AM  
Oh no...if Philly smells like urine because of so many people pissing in the streets, how will we be able to tell it from Brooklyn?
 
2018-02-08 09:49:26 AM  
How is one supposed to run the potties with them spaced out like that?
 
2018-02-08 09:50:21 AM  
Probably the only time this year the streets get washed in Philly.
 
2018-02-08 09:52:14 AM  
Go to Starbucks and use their bathroom trashcan, like any civilized Philadelphian.
 
2018-02-08 09:56:36 AM  

foo monkey: Go to Starbucks and use their bathroom trashcan, like any civilized Philadelphian.


Or, googlefu for medical supplies. A sheath with a tube running down to ground level keeps your pants dry.
 
2018-02-08 10:03:18 AM  
I live in NJ so I get both the NYC and PHI rush hour traffic reports. At 6AM, they were already reporting jams into Philadelphia and that people were parking across the river in Camden and walking across the Ben Franklin Bridge. My first thought was I do not want to be driving back to NJ adjacent to the pedestrian walkways after the parade.
 
2018-02-08 10:19:49 AM  
There will be 850 portashiatters flipped over with people inside before the Eagles ever get there
 
2018-02-08 10:22:12 AM  
I'm pretty sure that in Philadelphia, any wall qualifies as a Port-a-Potty.
 
2018-02-08 10:23:00 AM  
Is it sponsored by Duracell?
 
2018-02-08 10:25:35 AM  

mikaloyd: There will be 850 portashiatters flipped over with people inside before the Eagles ever get there


door down as well
 
2018-02-08 10:26:06 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Oh no...if Philly smells like urine because of so many people pissing in the streets, how will we be able to tell it from Brooklyn?


Every ridden a Philly subway. It's not going to change much.
 
2018-02-08 10:26:24 AM  
Isn't that what the subway's for?
 
2018-02-08 10:27:40 AM  
More pee tapes for Donnie to watch
 
2018-02-08 10:29:58 AM  
sammyk:

^ ^ ^  Too funny
 
2018-02-08 10:30:36 AM  
Maybe they should get some shoes for their shoes, so they won't step in pee.
 
2018-02-08 10:34:08 AM  
Who is going to have to pee after one 8oz can of Bud Light?
 
2018-02-08 10:35:49 AM  
Do those portas have the hand washing add on?
 
2018-02-08 10:36:08 AM  

Chevello: Who is going to have to pee after one 8oz can of Bud Light?


Twice.
 
2018-02-08 10:40:12 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: sammyk:

^ ^ ^  Too funny


It's funny because it's true. I like how my login is highlighted in a nice piss yellow.
 
2018-02-08 10:51:52 AM  

foo monkey: Go to Starbucks and use their bathroom trashcan, like any civilized Philadelphian.


You misspelled Wawa
 
2018-02-08 10:52:20 AM  
One time at Mardi Gras there I saw a middle-aged FSU fan holding onto a lamppost with one arm and just aiming his piss forward with his other hand.  I was surprising how many people obliviously got pissed on as they walked by.

/ Story bro
 
2018-02-08 10:59:20 AM  
Lived in San Fran...can tell you the number of times you'd see a homeless guy just whip his junk out and start peeing into a trash can.

/those were the polite ones
//watched two homeless people hump in an alley once
///yes as in stopped and watched...don't judge me it was like wild kingdom
 
2018-02-08 11:04:17 AM  
"My parade was bigger, much bigger!" Donnie "Two Scoops"
 
2018-02-08 11:10:50 AM  

MVEAlpha: I'm pretty sure that in Philadelphia, any wall qualifies as a Port-a-Potty.


Philly is no Paris.
 
2018-02-08 11:16:42 AM  
watch it live and free on 6abc.com/live

None of the players are wearing their uniforms and police are all riding surrounding each bus. Not a good photo op.
 
2018-02-08 11:23:37 AM  
Tonight's story will be that Philly loves the Eagles more than the Pope.
 
2018-02-08 11:29:06 AM  
 
2018-02-08 11:31:45 AM  

Molniya: Jason Kelce knows his base: https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/​status/961587178253012994

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What did he do, mug a Mummer?
 
2018-02-08 11:33:23 AM  

Bermuda59: Molniya: Jason Kelce knows his base: https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/​status/961587178253012994

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What did he do, mug a Mummer?


If he did he forgot to take the string instrument that matches
over/under on F bombs airing live on TV today is at 25
 
2018-02-08 11:36:58 AM  

eagles95: Bermuda59: Molniya: Jason Kelce knows his base: https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/​status/961587178253012994

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x1133]

What did he do, mug a Mummer?

If he did he forgot to take the string instrument that matches
over/under on F bombs airing live on TV today is at 25


He walked off the bus to greet fans and dropped one. Then sang a song and dropped another. You got to take the over on that bet.
 
2018-02-08 11:43:09 AM  
Clearly they hired a Burning Man vet to put in their potty order
 
2018-02-08 11:43:20 AM  

Poster1212: None of the players are wearing their uniforms and police are all riding surrounding each bus. Not a good photo op.


Not wearing their uniforms and cops around the buses? You mean, just like every single championship parade ever?  OMG!!!

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2018-02-08 11:43:46 AM  

Wettner: eagles95: Bermuda59: Molniya: Jason Kelce knows his base: https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/​status/961587178253012994

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x1133]

What did he do, mug a Mummer?

If he did he forgot to take the string instrument that matches
over/under on F bombs airing live on TV today is at 25

He walked off the bus to greet fans and dropped one. Then sang a song and dropped another. You got to take the over on that bet.


Q: What's the difference between the Mummer's Parade and the Eagles Super Bowl Parade?
A:  More cold drunks watching the Eagles Parade and more cold drunks actually in the Mummers Parade

Fly Eagles Fly!
 
2018-02-08 11:44:29 AM  

Wettner: eagles95: Bermuda59: Molniya: Jason Kelce knows his base: https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/​status/961587178253012994

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x1133]

What did he do, mug a Mummer?

If he did he forgot to take the string instrument that matches
over/under on F bombs airing live on TV today is at 25

He walked off the bus to greet fans and dropped one. Then sang a song and dropped another. You got to take the over on that bet.


I didn't think Kelce would get there by himself.
 
2018-02-08 11:45:17 AM  
So the parade might be an actual shiatshow.
In other news, I hope they invited all the mummers. They really are one of the best things about Philly.
 
2018-02-08 11:50:21 AM  

theknuckler_33: Poster1212: None of the players are wearing their uniforms and police are all riding surrounding each bus. Not a good photo op.

Not wearing their uniforms and cops around the buses? You mean, just like every single championship parade ever?  OMG!!!

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Face it, if anything bad happens at the parade it will blown out of proportion. If nothing bad happens then Philly fans will be criticized for not showing the same spirit as other cities or that the parade sucked.
 
2018-02-08 11:53:43 AM  

Bermuda59: theknuckler_33: Poster1212: None of the players are wearing their uniforms and police are all riding surrounding each bus. Not a good photo op.

Not wearing their uniforms and cops around the buses? You mean, just like every single championship parade ever?  OMG!!!

[img.fark.net image 607x337]
[img.fark.net image 607x308]

Face it, if anything bad happens at the parade it will blown out of proportion. If nothing bad happens then Philly fans will be criticized for not showing the same spirit as other cities or that the parade sucked.


I'm well aware.  But when I personally encounter people doing so, I will, with glee, point out how utterly farking stupid they are.
 
2018-02-08 11:58:51 AM  

theknuckler_33: Bermuda59: theknuckler_33: Poster1212: None of the players are wearing their uniforms and police are all riding surrounding each bus. Not a good photo op.

Not wearing their uniforms and cops around the buses? You mean, just like every single championship parade ever?  OMG!!!

[img.fark.net image 607x337]
[img.fark.net image 607x308]

Face it, if anything bad happens at the parade it will blown out of proportion. If nothing bad happens then Philly fans will be criticized for not showing the same spirit as other cities or that the parade sucked.

I'm well aware.  But when I personally encounter people doing so, I will, with glee, point out how utterly farking stupid they are.


Haha there are already 2 greens about an Eagle fan stealing a super bowl seat. The hatred of all things Philly on fark is kinda pathetic.
 
2018-02-08 11:59:34 AM  
I will admit, I've been to games at the Vet where I went in the bathrooms and waited in lines, only to realize my line was to pee in the sink.

/wasnt about to wait in another line...  meh
 
2018-02-08 12:02:33 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2018-02-08 12:08:18 PM  
Plenty of fun happening today - Breaking down of fences and barriers, storming city hall, lots of unconscious drunks, large fights, a few fires, 2 stabbings I have heard of so far... YAY EAGLES. Dammit the drive home from Philly today is really going to be treacherous. Enjoy for yourselves: https://www.broadcastify.​com/listen/fe​ed/4603
 
2018-02-08 12:12:15 PM  

sammyk: Sin_City_Superhero: Oh no...if Philly smells like urine because of so many people pissing in the streets, how will we be able to tell it from Brooklyn?

Every ridden a Philly subway. It's not going to change much.


The subway is ok, don't go in the elevators unless absolutely necessary.
Why yes, I made that mistake.
 
2018-02-08 12:15:56 PM  
So even if everyone just pisses in the street the smell of Philly won't change.....

//I keed....Kinda
 
2018-02-08 12:27:47 PM  
It was the best time I've had in years. I was down by the stadiums right by the AT&T building. I got to see the buses come out of the link and then hang a right on Broad Street.
 
2018-02-08 12:33:10 PM  

dwrash: It was the best time I've had in years. I was down by the stadiums right by the AT&T building. I got to see the buses come out of the link and then hang a right on Broad Street.


You're not going to try to make it up to the art museum?
 
2018-02-08 12:36:34 PM  
Wow... there's sort of a rolling barricade moving up Broad St behind the parade. The Ben Franklin Parkway is going to be epic!
 
2018-02-08 12:36:55 PM  

Molniya: Jason Kelce knows his base: https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/​status/961587178253012994

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That's awesome.
 
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