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2018-02-08 08:56:36 AM  
Sean, you ignorant slut.
~Ackroyd
 
2018-02-08 09:23:58 AM  
Seems Hannity and Eva Braun are jealous.
 
2018-02-08 12:15:32 PM  
So, they gave Hannity exactly what he wanted?
 
2018-02-08 02:08:18 PM  
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                                                                           I'm the one you're looking for
                                                                           Cuz I'm a big attention whore
                                                                           I'm the one that you adore
                                                                           Cuz I'm a big attention whore
                                                                           I'm the one you're looking for
                                                                           Cuz I'm a big attention whore
                                                                           I'm the one that you adore
                                                                           Cuz I'm a big attention whore (attention whore)
 
2018-02-08 03:00:29 PM  

foo monkey: So, they gave Hannity exactly what he wanted?


Yep, to be called out as a lame attention whore.
 
2018-02-08 04:49:30 PM  
after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?
 
2018-02-08 06:07:25 PM  

Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?


Yes
 
2018-02-08 06:09:58 PM  
Your modern day conservative Christian everyone.
 
2018-02-08 06:11:08 PM  

LittleSmitty: Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?

Yes

Vicious cycle of stupidity.
 
2018-02-08 06:12:28 PM  

Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?


It's just a giant Oroboros of conservative derp.
 
2018-02-08 06:12:47 PM  
Time to sing the Lumpy theme song...

'Weird Al' Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
Youtube SMhwddNQSWQ
 
2018-02-08 06:13:21 PM  

Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?


My guess? Sane people have many choices in nightly news and entertainment. The Trumplings only have one. Sane people may outnumber the Trumplings but are split among their many choices, hence the ratings.
 
2018-02-08 06:15:39 PM  
So in the second(older) video at the bottom, she goes on and on about how misogynistic she thinks the Mika impression is, BUT SHE'S THE ONE DOING IT. These people are insane levels of stupid, I can't believe it.
 
2018-02-08 06:17:45 PM  
First rule of comedy: If it ain't funny the first time, it's even less funny the second time.
 
2018-02-08 06:27:07 PM  

JAYoung: First rule of comedy: If it ain't funny the first time, it's even less funny the second time.


Wait for one more.

/comedy comes in threes
 
2018-02-08 06:30:10 PM  
Is it me or is Lumpy in full desperation mode?

The scuttlebutt is the the only reason FN still employs him is because Rupert still has a pulse. The Murdoch heirs consider him an embarrassment. Cliven Bundy, Sean Rich, His shameless Trump sycophancy. He's the last remnant of the Aisles-O'Reilly era, and as soon as Rupert kicks it, Lumpy is gone.

Anybody else hear that?
 
2018-02-08 06:32:54 PM  

Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?


Yea like Domino 's sells the most pizzas so that makes it the best pizza.
 
2018-02-08 06:33:42 PM  

gunga galunga: Is it me or is Lumpy in full desperation mode?

The scuttlebutt is the the only reason FN still employs him is because Rupert still has a pulse. The Murdoch heirs consider him an embarrassment. Cliven Bundy, Sean Rich, His shameless Trump sycophancy. He's the last remnant of the Aisles-O'Reilly era, and as soon as Rupert kicks it, Lumpy is gone.

Anybody else hear that?


He's close to full Glenn Beck. 

Its a shame really.  They fall so hard into those parts, they totally lose themselves in it.
 
2018-02-08 06:39:54 PM  
I just threw up in my mouth a little reading the verbal fellatio between Hannity and Ingraham.
 
2018-02-08 06:42:26 PM  

Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?


Cable news just isn't that popular. I think Hannity gets ~3 million nightly. NBC Nightly gets ~6.5 million.
 
2018-02-08 06:44:18 PM  

Halfabee64: I just threw up in my mouth a little reading the verbal fellatio between Hannity and Ingraham.


Just your mouth? I lost it all over the cat!
 
2018-02-08 06:47:54 PM  
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2018-02-08 06:49:16 PM  
5 words too long. And that is the entire concept of his show, isn't it?
 
2018-02-08 06:49:56 PM  
So do only Tfers get to troll or are we waiting until 9pm EST to talk about RAND PAUL forcing the govt shutdown because reasons?
 
2018-02-08 06:51:18 PM  
# of curr < 0
 
2018-02-08 06:51:27 PM  
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2018-02-08 06:53:41 PM  
I feel like I just read crappy slash-fic for media fetishists.

"Sean considered always himself straight, until this morning, when he woke up and knew he needed cock attention and he needed it badly..."
 
2018-02-08 07:01:15 PM  

gunga galunga: Is it me or is Lumpy in full desperation mode?

The scuttlebutt is the the only reason FN still employs him is because Rupert still has a pulse. The Murdoch heirs consider him an embarrassment. Cliven Bundy, Sean Rich, His shameless Trump sycophancy. He's the last remnant of the Aisles-O'Reilly era, and as soon as Rupert kicks it, Lumpy is gone.

Anybody else hear that?


Some say ...
 
2018-02-08 07:02:38 PM  

gunga galunga: Is it me or is Lumpy in full desperation mode?

The scuttlebutt is the the only reason FN still employs him is because Rupert still has a pulse. The Murdoch heirs consider him an embarrassment. Cliven Bundy, Sean Rich, His shameless Trump sycophancy. He's the last remnant of the Aisles-O'Reilly era, and as soon as Rupert kicks it, Lumpy is gone.

Anybody else hear that?


Bolded and underlined, applies to all of Fox News, except for the token gay and blackarican.
 
2018-02-08 07:08:58 PM  

Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?


People with stupid opinions with no basis in reality need constant reinforcement of their stupid opinions. This is why conservative talk shows get good ratings.
 
2018-02-08 07:12:53 PM  

70xlrt: Lando Lincoln: after the cable news ratings king concluded his show

Wait a minute...Hannity is the ratings king? Really?

That explains a lot. Or maybe it doesn't. Is America really farking stupid because of Hannity, or is Hannity really popular because America is so goddamn stupid?

Yea like Domino 's sells the most pizzas so that makes it the best pizza.


 This is my go-to flippant comment whenever someone Crows about Fox and talk radio ratings. Often, just seconds after crowing about being atop the cable media and radio heap they'll whine about having their voice of freedom drowned out by the media.
 
2018-02-08 07:16:46 PM  
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2018-02-08 07:25:00 PM  
Fun fact: Rupert employs all sorts of commentators because, 1. They sell, and 2. He likes messing with people.

In OZ, he employs Phillip Adams, an unapologetic Marxist lefty, because they both enjoy giving the rest of the world the shiats. And, they're friends.

/ sometimes it's just that simple.
 
2018-02-08 07:30:10 PM  
Hannity who?
 
2018-02-08 07:59:05 PM  
that tiresome farkhead.
 
2018-02-08 08:02:02 PM  
I'm confused.
You knew it was a blatant ploy for attention, so you gave him the attention.
I mean, you added the kinda snarky bit about how he had done the exact same thing before, but the bottom line is you bit.
Lumpy's viewers are just going to hear that he caught the fish, not that is was less than a pound and full of worms.
Not sure you won here Mediaite.
 
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