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(Politico)   John Kelly is upset all this sexual harassment is making it difficult for him to get a deputy chief of staff   ( politico.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 07:56:16 AM  
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Dat Chyron... damn, girl
 
2018-02-08 08:35:41 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: [img.fark.net image 850x637]
Dat Chyron... damn, girl


CNN ran out of farks to give some time ago.
 
2018-02-08 08:38:34 AM  
I just find it funny that anyone that bangs Hope Hicks winds up with their life destroyed.

She's a damn good catch!
 
2018-02-08 08:44:59 AM  
Aw, poor baby. You signed up for this shiatshow, asshole. Enjoy the ride.
 
2018-02-08 08:45:37 AM  
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If you are shocked that this man is having a hard time finding people willing work for him, then you should avoid sharp objects and long division.
 
2018-02-08 08:49:34 AM  
He could, and this is just an idea that probably won't work in practice, but he could try and hire someone who isn't in the running for "Worst People in America 2018".
 
2018-02-08 08:52:30 AM  
Okay someone has taught Trump to quote scripture and now it's scary.
 
2018-02-08 08:53:20 AM  
Remember: the BEST people: Everyone involved with this administration....
 
2018-02-08 08:54:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I just find it funny that anyone that bangs Hope Hicks winds up with their life destroyed.

She's a damn good catch!


Guy is lucky trump didn't send him to a war zone fact finding mission and ordered his military escort to ditch him
 
2018-02-08 08:55:37 AM  

cookiefleck: Okay someone has taught Trump to quote scripture and now it's scary.


Was it from 2 Corinthians 2 Furious?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2018-02-08 08:56:24 AM  
Remember when we* expected John Kelly to be the adult who kept this administration sane?


(*I didn't, but everyone else.  He did accept a job with Trump and therefore not worthy of any respect at all.)
 
2018-02-08 08:56:49 AM  

August11: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
If you are shocked that this man is having a hard time finding people willing work for him, then you should avoid sharp objects and long division.


QFT
 
d23 [BareFark]
2018-02-08 08:57:05 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: [img.fark.net image 850x637]
Dat Chyron... damn, girl


There needs to be more of this.  Everywhere.
 
2018-02-08 08:58:38 AM  
If only assholes show up to work for you, that's a problem.  That's a BIG Problem.
 
2018-02-08 08:58:50 AM  

d23: Remember when we* expected John Kelly to be the adult who kept this administration sane?


(*I didn't, but everyone else.  He did accept a job with Trump and therefore not worthy of any respect at all.)


Yep, he's just as racist, hateful and angry as Trump. He likes Trump, he just wants him to be more effective.
 
2018-02-08 08:59:18 AM  

d23: Remember when we* expected John Kelly to be the adult who kept this administration sane?


(*I didn't, but everyone else.  He did accept a job with Trump and therefore not worthy of any respect at all.)


I think he did TRY to be, but that didn't last.  Trump won't have any of that.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2018-02-08 08:59:37 AM  

Ambivalence: If only assholes show up to work for you, that's a problem.  That's a BIG Problem.


That's the Trump administration.  Right there.
 
2018-02-08 09:04:55 AM  

d23: Remember when we* expected John Kelly to be the adult who kept this administration sane?


(*I didn't, but everyone else.  He did accept a job with Trump and therefore not worthy of any respect at all.)


Trump is a hell of a drug.

Seriously. He imbues everyone around him with a sense of "you mean....we don't have to behave with even a modicum of decorum? Cool!"
 
2018-02-08 09:10:11 AM  

stoli n coke: cookiefleck: Okay someone has taught Trump to quote scripture and now it's scary.

Was it from 2 Corinthians 2 Furious?


Wouldn't that be 2 Corinthians 2 Curious?
 
2018-02-08 09:10:57 AM  
Decent people are not lining up to join the Trumptanic?
 
2018-02-08 09:11:18 AM  
I now present to you the preliminary questionnaire sent to all applicants for White House staff positions.

1. Have you stopped beating your wife?
 
2018-02-08 09:13:08 AM  

Scanty Em: stoli n coke: cookiefleck: Okay someone has taught Trump to quote scripture and now it's scary.

Was it from 2 Corinthians 2 Furious?

Wouldn't that be 2 Corinthians 2 Curious?


2 Corinthians, 1 cup
 
2018-02-08 09:19:26 AM  
Hire a woman ?
 
2018-02-08 09:22:22 AM  

d23: Remember when we* expected John Kelly to be the adult who kept this administration sane?


(*I didn't, but everyone else.  He did accept a job with Trump and therefore not worthy of any respect at all.)


I had suspected the head of the Department of Homeland Security was going to turn out to be an asshole. What surprises me is how petty and vindictive he is. How small he is. His attacking of a soldier's mother after the death in Niger was quite a display. Inserting himself into funding the government due to his immigration pettiness is another. He's not just not a good person, he's venal and gross and ratlike.
 
2018-02-08 09:24:31 AM  
Maybe if this administration tried to hire people who haven't been featured in "Scumbags, Grifters and Assholes Monthly" they might find someone.
 
2018-02-08 09:25:54 AM  

naughtyrev: Tr0mBoNe: [img.fark.net image 850x637]
Dat Chyron... damn, girl

CNN ran out of farks to give some time ago.


Same with MSNBC. It's glorious.
 
2018-02-08 09:27:02 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He's not just not a good person, he's venal and gross and ratlike.


So a perfect fit for the Trump Administration then.
 
2018-02-08 09:28:21 AM  

shpritz: Decent people are not lining up to join the Trumptanic?


10 years from now, I wonder how many low lever staffers who worked in this shiatshow "forget" to put that on their CVs when job hunting.

/would you hire one of them?
//I wouldn't
///better say you were in jail instead
 
2018-02-08 09:29:18 AM  
Exactly when will all of these victims learn that they're making it difficult to MAGA?
 
2018-02-08 09:34:46 AM  

kindms: Hire a woman ?


This administration would find and hire a woman that beats her husband.
 
2018-02-08 09:35:41 AM  

Zenzilla: kindms: Hire a woman ?

This administration would find and hire a woman that beats her husband.


I've always wondered about Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.
 
2018-02-08 09:37:28 AM  

Zenzilla: kindms: Hire a woman ?

This administration would find and hire a woman that beats her husband.


By grabbing her boyfriend by the ankles and using him to beat down her husband.
 
2018-02-08 09:39:35 AM  
Beginning to suspect that Kelly is a bit of an asshole. Just a hunch
 
2018-02-08 09:42:36 AM  

Gubbo: He could, and this is just an idea that probably won't work in practice, but he could try and hire someone who isn't in the running for "Worst People in America 2018".


They literally can't, because people from that group are the only people willing to work for an administration as toxic as this one. Nobody else is even applying, only the shiattiest people.
 
2018-02-08 09:44:23 AM  
Being accused of sexual harassment (while being white) seems to make it more likely that Trump will support you.  Remember that Trump didn't support Roy Moore until the harassment allegations came out against him.
 
2018-02-08 09:48:07 AM  

August11: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
If you are shocked that this man is having a hard time finding people willing work for him, then you should avoid sharp objects and long division.


The only ones begging to be part of this administration are Liberty University graduates or the mentally defective (not that those two are mutually exclusive).
 
2018-02-08 09:50:20 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I just find it funny that anyone that bangs Hope Hicks winds up with their life destroyed.

She's a damn good catch!


One of the gossip websites (which is actually right a lot of the time) is hinting that the Hicks/Porter relationship was a fake to cover up for Trump banging Hicks and that like everything else in this administration, a crappy job was done of vetting Porter before using him as the cover for Trump.

/I want to belieeeeeve
 
2018-02-08 09:52:13 AM  
Here's an opportunity for Kelly to fall on his sword and ditch this shiathole admin.

/that he willingly joined.
//No sympathy.
 
2018-02-08 09:54:12 AM  
People said Kelly took the job so he could dial back Trump's erratic behavior, for the good of the country.  Turns out he's doing for the good of Team Trump, and he's a complete failure at it.  And he's just as bad as the rest of Team Trump.  Somebody got sold a billet of not-so-goods.
 
2018-02-08 10:00:35 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: NewportBarGuy: I just find it funny that anyone that bangs Hope Hicks winds up with their life destroyed.

She's a damn good catch!

One of the gossip websites (which is actually right a lot of the time) is hinting that the Hicks/Porter relationship was a fake to cover up for Trump banging Hicks and that like everything else in this administration, a crappy job was done of vetting Porter before using him as the cover for Trump.

/I want to belieeeeeve


Why would you need a relationship as cover at all unless someone's got documentation of an abortion or something and questions were being asked about who the would-have-been father is?

/let's take it WAY down the conspiracy rabbit hole
 
2018-02-08 10:00:58 AM  
So who did Kelly abuse in the past?

/Abusers of a feather defend together
 
2018-02-08 10:01:41 AM  

naughtyrev: Tr0mBoNe: [img.fark.net image 850x637]
Dat Chyron... damn, girl

CNN ran out of farks to give some time ago.


Can you blame them.
 
2018-02-08 10:02:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I just find it funny that anyone that bangs Hope Hicks winds up with their life destroyed.

She's a damn good catch!


She's worth it.
 
2018-02-08 10:03:11 AM  

Gubbo: He could, and this is just an idea that probably won't work in practice, but he could try and hire someone who isn't in the running for "Worst People in America 2018".


So not just people who suck up to him?  Interesting but as you said, not practical.
 
2018-02-08 10:04:55 AM  

Aquapope: People said Kelly took the job so he could dial back Trump's erratic behavior, for the good of the country.  Turns out he's doing for the good of Team Trump, and he's a complete failure at it.  And he's just as bad as the rest of Team Trump.  Somebody got sold a billet of not-so-goods.


Trump is just a thoughtless, uncaring, ignorant racist.  Kelly is a hateful racist.
 
2018-02-08 10:13:40 AM  

mrshowrules: Aquapope: People said Kelly took the job so he could dial back Trump's erratic behavior, for the good of the country.  Turns out he's doing for the good of Team Trump, and he's a complete failure at it.  And he's just as bad as the rest of Team Trump.  Somebody got sold a billet of not-so-goods.

Trump is just a thoughtless, uncaring, ignorant racist.  Kelly is a hateful racist.


It's difficult to decide which of those is worse
 
2018-02-08 10:19:04 AM  

Gubbo: mrshowrules: Aquapope: People said Kelly took the job so he could dial back Trump's erratic behavior, for the good of the country.  Turns out he's doing for the good of Team Trump, and he's a complete failure at it.  And he's just as bad as the rest of Team Trump.  Somebody got sold a billet of not-so-goods.

Trump is just a thoughtless, uncaring, ignorant racist.  Kelly is a hateful racist.

It's difficult to decide which of those is worse


Civil rights experts have explained that the best definition of racism is the intersection of racial prejudice and power.  By that definition, Trump may be the most racist person on earth. Kelly may be twice as racist a Trump but if he only has a fraction of his power, in terms of impact and a source of racism, he is less dangerous.
 
2018-02-08 10:21:16 AM  
isn't it coincidental that after a few weeks of bashing the FBI it leaks out that a senior member of trump's team couldn't get a security clearance because the FBI found out he had abused 2 former wives?  It's also odd that it leaked the FBI informed Kelly of this months ago and they have been basically sitting on it?  Not that I'm upset, but it goes to show that I think the rank and file of the FBI have just about had it with this charade, and are fighting back.
 
2018-02-08 10:22:49 AM  

August11: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
If you are shocked that this man is having a hard time finding people willing work for him, then you should avoid sharp objects and long division.


Yes, working for Trump is so low prestige that all the candidates are wife-beaters, nutbags or crooks.
 
2018-02-08 10:37:48 AM  
I hope Ivanka weighs in.
 
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