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(The Hill)   Rep. Nunes (gR-apefruit) toyed with the idea of "grappling" with Chief Justice Roberts. Yes, that does sound disgusting   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Supreme Court of the United States, Nunes, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Gerald Nunes Trump, United States Congress, Devin Nunes Devin  
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2018-02-08 12:38:44 AM  
This headline has everything:

Nunes, psychos, collusion, screaming presidential babies in flapping wigs, memos,  nothing burgers and some righteous  federal fruit farking...

federal fruit farking? You know, that thing when you know you're going to jail so you hollow out a grapefruit one last time and fire up the Extreme cassette while you turn your autographed Trump photo to the wall and hope Steve Miller doesn't walk in, because it's 10:58 on a Thursday and in 2 minutes the president will expect you to sum up 200 pages of legislation into one incomplete sentence.
 
2018-02-08 02:10:59 AM  

DijitalDharma: This headline has everything:

Nunes, psychos, collusion, screaming presidential babies in flapping wigs, memos,  nothing burgers and some righteous  federal fruit farking...

federal fruit farking? You know, that thing when you know you're going to jail so you hollow out a grapefruit one last time and fire up the Extreme cassette while you turn your autographed Trump photo to the wall and hope Steve Miller doesn't walk in, because it's 10:58 on a Thursday and in 2 minutes the president will expect you to sum up 200 pages of legislation into one incomplete sentence.


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2018-02-08 03:32:32 AM  
Keep crying wolf, Nunes. That won't get old really fast.
 
2018-02-08 03:34:25 AM  
Go ahead, Devin. Taunt the Dynamite Monkey.

/stick to the shallow end, kid
//the lifeguard isn't getting wet over your sorry arse
 
2018-02-08 03:35:18 AM  

DijitalDharma: federal fruit farking?


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2018-02-08 03:43:13 AM  
Devin Nunes is quite simply human slime.
 
2018-02-08 03:48:48 AM  
Oh please, please piss off Roberts.
 
2018-02-08 04:08:39 AM  
So now the Republicans are deliberately trying to create a "conflict of interest" with the SCOTUS so that there will be no one left who's authorized to pass judgement in them?  Isn't that kind of treasonous?  Thank goodness Nunes is stupid enough to give advanced warning of his nefarious plots.
 
2018-02-08 04:57:20 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: So now the Republicans are deliberately trying to create a "conflict of interest" with the SCOTUS so that there will be no one left who's authorized to pass judgement in them?  Isn't that kind of treasonous?  Thank goodness Nunes is stupid enough to give advanced warning of his nefarious plots.


It is a sign of a truly stupid mind.

Trump tried this. Sheriff fatass tried this. It doesn't and cannot work. You cannot create a conflict of interest in a judge or investigator or whatever by trying to insult them or involve them in the case. Every criminal could get their case abandoned by telling the judge they are a coont then claiming 'how can you be fair to me when I called you a coont? Conflict of interest!'
 
2018-02-08 05:07:36 AM  

gaspode: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: So now the Republicans are deliberately trying to create a "conflict of interest" with the SCOTUS so that there will be no one left who's authorized to pass judgement in them?  Isn't that kind of treasonous?  Thank goodness Nunes is stupid enough to give advanced warning of his nefarious plots.

It is a sign of a truly stupid mind.

Trump tried this. Sheriff fatass tried this. It doesn't and cannot work. You cannot create a conflict of interest in a judge or investigator or whatever by trying to insult them or involve them in the case. Every criminal could get their case abandoned by telling the judge they are a coont then claiming 'how can you be fair to me when I called you a coont? Conflict of interest!'


These are not bright people.
 
2018-02-08 05:29:45 AM  
Why don't any news outlets have the balls to say that Nunes and company falsely claim that the FBI didn't disclose the supposed origin of the dossier? They all say repeat Nunes' claim and then maybe mention the truth in a later sentence or paragraph if you're lucky.
 
2018-02-08 05:30:08 AM  

BolloxReader: gaspode: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: So now the Republicans are deliberately trying to create a "conflict of interest" with the SCOTUS so that there will be no one left who's authorized to pass judgement in them?  Isn't that kind of treasonous?  Thank goodness Nunes is stupid enough to give advanced warning of his nefarious plots.

It is a sign of a truly stupid mind.

Trump tried this. Sheriff fatass tried this. It doesn't and cannot work. You cannot create a conflict of interest in a judge or investigator or whatever by trying to insult them or involve them in the case. Every criminal could get their case abandoned by telling the judge they are a coont then claiming 'how can you be fair to me when I called you a coont? Conflict of interest!'

These are not bright people.


These are people who take advice from Sean Hannity.
 
2018-02-08 05:45:31 AM  
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2018-02-08 06:00:29 AM  

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First of all, awesome.
Secondly, would that be a grapplefruit?
 
2018-02-08 06:32:14 AM  
If Nunes is going to have Roberts testify about the FBI and DOJ misleading FISA, he's going to have to have a hell of a lot more evidence than a memo he wrote (poorly) that contradicts itself about that very topic.
 
2018-02-08 06:50:40 AM  

exparrot: Public Call Box: [img.fark.net image 320x214]

First of all, awesome.
Secondly, would that be a grapplefruit?


It's a 'thing'

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2018-02-08 07:25:13 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: exparrot: Public Call Box: [img.fark.net image 320x214]

First of all, awesome.
Secondly, would that be a grapplefruit?

It's a 'thing'

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I'm sure that packaging is to protect the fruit from Nunes.
/That sexy sexy fruit.
 
2018-02-08 07:33:26 AM  
The bad news is that yes, they really are attempting a slow-motion, quiet coup.

The good news is that they're so incomprehensibly stupid that they babble out their tactics.

Throw this one in with PA's gerrymandered districts getting biatchslapped by SCOTUS, and they respond with, "We'll have to look into further court action." Truly, you can't fix stupid.
 
2018-02-08 07:51:08 AM  
OH BAH GAWD, KING! HERE COMES THE IRON YUPPIE!
 
2018-02-08 07:57:27 AM  
Boy, I don't even like Roberts, and he will rip your asshole 7 ways from Sunday, in any field you wish to meet him.

Mentally, physically, emotionally.

I hope you do something stupid.
 
2018-02-08 08:20:32 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: exparrot: Public Call Box: [img.fark.net image 320x214]

First of all, awesome.
Secondly, would that be a grapplefruit?

It's a 'thing'

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2018-02-08 08:24:32 AM  

the_innkeeper: Boy, I don't even like Roberts, and he will rip your asshole 7 ways from Sunday, in any field you wish to meet him.

Mentally, physically, emotionally.

I hope you do something stupid.


Liberal or Conservative, I don't think any judge of his caliber enjoys watching his court system used like a circus.
 
2018-02-08 08:56:15 AM  
Devin, Justice Roberts will likely be involved with you - just not in the way you planned.
 
2018-02-08 08:57:38 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: DijitalDharma: This headline has everything:

Nunes, psychos, collusion, screaming presidential babies in flapping wigs, memos,  nothing burgers and some righteous  federal fruit farking...

federal fruit farking? You know, that thing when you know you're going to jail so you hollow out a grapefruit one last time and fire up the Extreme cassette while you turn your autographed Trump photo to the wall and hope Steve Miller doesn't walk in, because it's 10:58 on a Thursday and in 2 minutes the president will expect you to sum up 200 pages of legislation into one incomplete sentence.

You forgot the forced homophobia based on the deliberate misinterpretation of "grappling".


I honestly stopped ready past "gR-apefruit" because my comment was immediately starting to birth itself from my hands. But yeah, now I see it.
 
2018-02-08 09:06:34 AM  
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2018-02-08 09:38:03 AM  
"You would think you would go to great lengths to say where you got this from," Nunes said Wednesday. "And then it's almost like you had to go out of your way to put the footnote in at the end in order to disguise it so that you've basically said 'oh, no, I did say this,' when the reality is you really didn't, right?"

Wow. Great minds are at work here.
 
2018-02-08 09:51:16 AM  
Oh, please go to Justice Roberts. Pretty please? Roberts seems like a basically decent man, albeit one who is stuck in the 1950s. He would toss Nunes's argument out so fast that these assholes would have no more shiat to spin beyond, "The Deep State must have got to him."
 
2018-02-08 09:53:41 AM  
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You're a sick fark, Nunes.
 
2018-02-08 09:59:28 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: So now the Republicans are deliberately trying to create a "conflict of interest" with the SCOTUS so that there will be no one left who's authorized to pass judgement in them?  Isn't that kind of treasonous?  Thank goodness Nunes is stupid enough to give advanced warning of his nefarious plots.


Nunes is just going after sneakily Democrats in the courts like Roberts. You know justices like Roberts who was appointed by a liberal like Bush Jr.
 
2018-02-08 10:07:49 AM  

Scanty Em: The bad news is that yes, they really are attempting a slow-motion, quiet coup.

The good news is that they're so incomprehensibly stupid that they babble out their tactics.

Throw this one in with PA's gerrymandered districts getting biatchslapped by SCOTUS, and they respond with, "We'll have to look into further court action." Truly, you can't fix stupid.


So I always thought the scary part of Trump was what happens when someone competent gets in power. Then I watch the republicans and realize they don't have anyone competent to pull this off. Their current crop of new blood are Rush babies who believe this stuff because they have been told it their whole life. Too much deep rots the brain.
 
2018-02-08 10:40:10 AM  
How apt. They want to antagonize the man who holds their scheme in the palm of his hand.
 
2018-02-08 10:43:23 AM  
So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

Have not been able to keep up enough to follow .
 
2018-02-08 10:59:20 AM  
I think that maybe all elected officials should have to take an intensive month-long, graduate level civics class so we can avoid this kind of idiocy.

OK, maybe just a undergraduate level one.

Fine.  High school?

OK, OK.  I guess I'd be happy if they would just pay moderately close attention to this:
Three Branches of Government School House Rock
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2018-02-08 11:06:54 AM  

medic2731: So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

Have not been able to keep up enough to follow .


Nunes is famous for f$cking grapefruites with a hole in that have been warmed up in microwave oven.  The details and proof of this are just as solid as his deep state conspiracies.
 
2018-02-08 11:46:06 AM  

medic2731: So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

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2018-02-08 11:48:36 AM  

NewportBarGuy: DijitalDharma: This headline has everything:

Nunes, psychos, collusion, screaming presidential babies in flapping wigs, memos,  nothing burgers and some righteous  federal fruit farking...

federal fruit farking? You know, that thing when you know you're going to jail so you hollow out a grapefruit one last time and fire up the Extreme cassette while you turn your autographed Trump photo to the wall and hope Steve Miller doesn't walk in, because it's 10:58 on a Thursday and in 2 minutes the president will expect you to sum up 200 pages of legislation into one incomplete sentence.

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Send me an edible arrangement and some coconut oil and I'll think about it.
 
2018-02-08 11:51:49 AM  

DijitalDharma: medic2731: So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

Have not been able to keep up enough to follow .

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2018-02-08 12:11:41 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: DijitalDharma: medic2731: So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

Have not been able to keep up enough to follow .

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2018-02-08 12:13:33 PM  

DijitalDharma: Markoff_Cheney: DijitalDharma: medic2731: So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

Have not been able to keep up enough to follow .

It started on Twitter and is now the newest, coolest, juiciest Fark meme with many iterations. Welcome!

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It has ruined that song for me forever, but worth it.
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2018-02-08 12:33:49 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: DijitalDharma: Markoff_Cheney: DijitalDharma: medic2731: So where did the whole grapefruit farking thing come from

Have not been able to keep up enough to follow .

It started on Twitter and is now the newest, coolest, juiciest Fark meme with many iterations. Welcome!

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It has ruined that song for me forever, but worth it.
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Still work to be done.

Have you seen my latest masterpiece? Together, we can make a difference.

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HAHAHHA!   I made sure to pay respect to the real hero here.


Me too! I messaged her my meme a few mins ago. Did she ever know that she's my hero?
 
2018-02-08 01:25:02 PM  
They certainly could issue him an invitation to testify.

However, if they try issuing him a subpoena, I would consider that likely to result in an 8-0 ruling by the Supreme Court (with Roberts recusing himself) that the House does not have the authority to subpoena the Chief Justice.

Oh, and give the Chief Justice a grudge against the Trump administration and it's cover team that Roberts would not feel an need to recuse himself over.
 
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