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2018-02-08 03:23:57 AM  
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So is this one.
 
2018-02-08 06:24:21 AM  
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2018-02-08 06:47:40 AM  
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2018-02-08 07:06:10 AM  
His name is a mouthful too.
 
2018-02-08 07:09:11 AM  
Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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2018-02-08 07:29:53 AM  
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Glock 9mm semi-automatic handgun with two 32-round extended magazines and a 17-round magazine
Jennings .22 caliber semi-automatic handgun
2 digital scales
marijuana
ecstasy pills
amphetamine pills
LSD
crystal methamphetamine
heroin
 
2018-02-08 07:35:51 AM  
Middle initial I?
 
2018-02-08 07:40:10 AM  

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Glock 9mm semi-automatic handgun with two 32-round extended magazines and a 17-round magazine
Jennings .22 caliber semi-automatic handgun
2 digital scales
marijuana
ecstasy pills
amphetamine pills
LSD
crystal methamphetamine
heroin


I like how the guns get extremely detailed descriptions while the party that follows barely gets a thought. Also, where's the c-c-c-c-c-cocaaaaine ?!
 
2018-02-08 07:57:18 AM  
That is one Krister kritter.
 
2018-02-08 08:02:36 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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The name "Damien" has been associated with the debbil long before that movie came out.
 
2018-02-08 08:02:38 AM  
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2018-02-08 08:08:24 AM  
The vehicle was parked facing the wrong way on Nevin St. and police were able to see a handgun under the driver's seat. Police also observed a bag of dry rice, which is one way that is used to keep heroin dry.

Harry Freakstorm's School of Successful Drug Salespeople. Pop quiz, hot shots!  Name four things Mr. Carpenter-Krister did wrong.  Yes.  You there.

Uh, parking the wrong way called attention to himself.  Know where your gun is but make sure it's not visible and if you use dry rice, put a cell phone in it.  Tell the cops you just dropped it in the crapper.  They won't even try to go through it.

That's three.  Name another.

Uh...  He didn't lawyer up?

No.  When the cops saw the gun, that's probable cause for a search.  You can call the lawyer in the morning and save a few bucks cause the cops are going to have the evidence.  Protip everyone!  If you are in an area long enough for the cops to get a report about drug activity, you have been in the area too long.  You have access to burner cell phones and a car.  Move around, always obey the chump laws and don't call attention to yourself.  See this grill o' gold?  See this Rotex watch?  Look at these Ghucci shoes.  I didn't get this stuff parked the wrong way in a drug neighborhood
 
2018-02-08 08:25:58 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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I know a lovely couple that have a boy named Damien and a girl named Rosemary(like from Rosemary's Baby).  I wonder what their unborn child will be called.
 
2018-02-08 08:26:48 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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I knew a Damian once.  He had one blue eye and one brown eye.  You forget the bad associations with names once you get to know a new and better person with the name.


EVERYONE has one brown eye, silly.
 
2018-02-08 08:28:18 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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2018-02-08 08:45:35 AM  
LSD is back?
like real lsd and not some other strange synthetic lysergamide?
urm... asking for a friend, of course.

hoyt clagwell: I know a lovely couple that have a boy named Damien and a girl named Rosemary(like from Rosemary's Baby).  I wonder what their unborn child will be called.


You can't drop a question like that on Fark and not expect somebody to make a lame political statement; you know that, right?
 
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2018-02-08 08:52:53 AM  
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2018-02-08 09:21:58 AM  

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So is this one.


....aaaaaand we're done!

\no, you get the lights
 
2018-02-08 09:23:32 AM  

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So is this one.


Thank you. Thank you so very much.

Truly.
 
amb
2018-02-08 10:19:46 AM  

hoyt clagwell: Ribb Rotgut: Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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I knew a Damian once.  He had one blue eye and one brown eye.  You forget the bad associations with names once you get to know a new and better person with the name.

EVERYONE has one brown eye, silly.


I've been told that sometimes people will bleach their brown eye.  So instead of a brown, they get a pink eye.
 
2018-02-08 10:47:01 AM  

ThatGuyOverThere: LSD is back?
like real lsd and not some other strange synthetic lysergamide?
urm... asking for a friend, of course.

hoyt clagwell: I know a lovely couple that have a boy named Damien and a girl named Rosemary(like from Rosemary's Baby).  I wonder what their unborn child will be called.

You can't drop a question like that on Fark and not expect somebody to make a lame political statement; you know that, right?


This comes up a lot on Fark which is confusing to those of us here in the North - it's readily available in many different forms  up here (liquid, paper, microdot, etc.)

Cmon up!
 
2018-02-08 01:16:40 PM  

hoyt clagwell: Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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I know a lovely couple that have a boy named Damien and a girl named Rosemary(like from Rosemary's Baby).  I wonder what their unborn child will be called.


My Mom saw Rosemary's baby while she was pregnant with my sister. Perhaps that explains my sister.
 
2018-02-08 01:17:59 PM  

amb: hoyt clagwell: Ribb Rotgut: Day_Old_Dutchie: Damien Carpenter-Krister, 27,

Ever since I saw this Omen movie, I associate that name with the Antichrist. Why would you give it to your kid?  It's like naming him 'Adolph' or 'Benito'.

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I knew a Damian once.  He had one blue eye and one brown eye.  You forget the bad associations with names once you get to know a new and better person with the name.

EVERYONE has one brown eye, silly.

I've been told that sometimes people will bleach their brown eye.  So instead of a brown, they get a pink eye.


Dr Mengele liked to inject blue dye into the eyes of twins, so there's that.
 
2018-02-08 02:48:59 PM  
Betting he thought he it made him look cool.
 
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