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(Click Orlando)   There's just not enough judges and not enough cops and not enough lawyers in the country to charge someone with a crime every time there's a toilet explosion inside a McDonald's   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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2018-02-08 04:31:44 AM  
Pickles onions on a sesame seed BOOM
 
2018-02-08 04:37:03 AM  
Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/s​t​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/b​r​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.
 
2018-02-08 05:40:56 AM  
Taco Bells still get Biohazard teams and Guantanamo Guacamole trials, right?
 
2018-02-08 05:55:15 AM  
I thought toilet explosion was their new menu item.
 
2018-02-08 06:26:40 AM  
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"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."

So Triple-Secret Probation, now?
 
2018-02-08 07:14:19 AM  

pueblonative: Taco Bells still get Biohazard teams and Guantanamo Guacamole trials, right?


And don't even get me started on the pizza dungeons.
 
2018-02-08 08:00:22 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.


"Bombers" "bombing" exaggerate much? Maybe you should lay off the coffee there, Scooter .
 
2018-02-08 08:05:39 AM  

Bslim: Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.

"Bombers" "bombing" exaggerate much? Maybe you should lay off the coffee there, Scooter .


Explosive devicer? M-80er? Silly goose?

/fu
 
2018-02-08 08:24:47 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.


Yeesh! User name does not check out...

The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.  WTF, you get lost on your way to the politics tab?
 
2018-02-08 08:41:54 AM  

farkingnotworking: The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.


farkingnotworking: Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.

Yeesh! User name does not check out...

The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.  WTF, you get lost on your way to the politics tab?


It's not my fault your first headline sucks.
 
2018-02-08 08:42:50 AM  
DRTFA


But this could be the cause of all those explosions:

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2018-02-08 08:46:44 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.

When I was 16, my next door neighbor wanted to get rid of a cherry bomb he found in his room, without making a lot of noise.  He decided to drop it in the toiled, figuring the water would muffle the explosion.

He learned three things:
1. Cherry bombs don't float
2. They are powerful enough to split a toilet bowl (especially when tamped by a bowl of water)
3. How to replace a toilet before his dad returned from a business trip

I heard the noise, ran over to his house, and found his mother, siting at the top of the stairs, laughing hysterically, and waving a Polaroid picture (as you do).  The sneaker floating in the water on the bathroom floor next to the split bowl, will remain in my memory until I die.
 
2018-02-08 08:47:42 AM  
THis is what we will do once AI takes over everything else. One half guarding the other half.
 
2018-02-08 09:03:37 AM  
Once in 8th grade during my last final of the year and last day of school, after the exam I went to the boy's room. Inside was my friend Robert. He had a lighter in one hand and an M-80 with a wax fuse in the other hand. He says hi, and goes over to open a window. He then proceeds to light the fuse, throws it into the toilet, flushes it and jumps out the window!  I panic, then follow him out the window. We get outside and start running like hell. Then we hear an explosion and keep running....

That following Autumn when school started up, we found out that there was a whole new hallway renovation at the school. Apparently, the damage was so bad, they had to replace the plumbing and while doing that re-did the whole boy's room.

I had no idea he could've caused all that damage with a single flush.

I ran into him a few years ago at a local restaurant in town. Hadn't seen him since High School. We chit-chatted and I brought up the boy's room story and he looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't mean to cause all that damage, and just wanted to blow up a toilet that day.

Oh, this was the same kid that would take leaves from hanging plants in classrooms, roll them up in rolling paper and sell them as joints to unsuspecting freshmen. Nice guy huh?
 
2018-02-08 09:33:41 AM  
Yet somehow there's enough manpower to go after everyone smoking a joint.
 
2018-02-08 09:34:22 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: farkingnotworking: The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.

farkingnotworking: Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.

Yeesh! User name does not check out...

The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.  WTF, you get lost on your way to the politics tab?

It's not my fault your first headline sucks.

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And we just found Giant Clown Shoe's profile pic
 
2018-02-08 09:41:20 AM  
Came for the Animal House reference, left satisfied.
 
2018-02-08 09:50:59 AM  

Sinto: Giant Clown Shoe: farkingnotworking: The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.

farkingnotworking: Giant Clown Shoe: Of course subby selected the article with the least information. Nice.

https://twitter.com/CuthbertLangley/st​atus/892047863525650437

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/br​eaking-news/os-mcdonalds-explosion-sus​pect-arrested-20170815-story.html

First link shows damage in bathroom.

2nd details the crimes, shows bomber used m-80 like explosives and likely wasn't prosecuted bc they have a stronger case in the other bombing and police named a wrong, now cleared suspect.

/it's not that tough, tardmitters.

Yeesh! User name does not check out...

The purpose of this thread is to allow farkers the chance to start their day with poop jokes and Big Mac survival stories.  WTF, you get lost on your way to the politics tab?

It's not my fault your first headline sucks.
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And we just found Giant Clown Shoe's profile pic


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more like.

Also, more effective in this milieu.
 
2018-02-08 10:04:25 AM  
The McDonalds Toilet Explosion is the name of my psychedelic prog rock Primus tribute band.
 
2018-02-08 06:33:43 PM  

steklo: Once in 8th grade during my last final of the year and last day of school, after the exam I went to the boy's room. Inside was my friend Robert. He had a lighter in one hand and an M-80 with a wax fuse in the other hand. He says hi, and goes over to open a window. He then proceeds to light the fuse, throws it into the toilet, flushes it and jumps out the window!  I panic, then follow him out the window. We get outside and start running like hell. Then we hear an explosion and keep running....

That following Autumn when school started up, we found out that there was a whole new hallway renovation at the school. Apparently, the damage was so bad, they had to replace the plumbing and while doing that re-did the whole boy's room.

I had no idea he could've caused all that damage with a single flush.

I ran into him a few years ago at a local restaurant in town. Hadn't seen him since High School. We chit-chatted and I brought up the boy's room story and he looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't mean to cause all that damage, and just wanted to blow up a toilet that day.

Oh, this was the same kid that would take leaves from hanging plants in classrooms, roll them up in rolling paper and sell them as joints to unsuspecting freshmen. Nice guy huh?


Let he has never cherry bombed a toilet throw the first stone.

/Metaphorically?
 
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