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2018-02-07 10:43:58 PM  
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2018-02-07 11:40:43 PM  
Get waterboarded Motherfarker!

Message complete
 
2018-02-07 11:58:49 PM  
I was the lucky winner of a 24 hour timeout last time I tweeted at that needle dick. I guess he is a little too much of a special snowflake
 
2018-02-08 12:00:26 AM  
Post it on Craigslist in Spanish.
Nogales to Phoenix Shuttle service - Half off discount
 
2018-02-08 01:00:05 AM  
Is your refrigerator running?
 
2018-02-08 01:55:41 AM  
I called it and said "I'll listen to Sean Hannity as soon as he graduates college."
 
2018-02-08 03:06:21 AM  
Dollars to donuts no one ever listens to those messages and Lumpy just brags about the number of people who call.
 
2018-02-08 04:17:52 AM  
Sorry, I don't message talk hosts.  I prefer journalists.

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2018-02-08 04:19:51 AM  
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2018-02-08 04:23:23 AM  
A hotline? What is this, 1987?

Oh Inforgot, his viewers are all over 70.
 
2018-02-08 04:58:14 AM  

STDMan69: I was the lucky winner of a 24 hour timeout last time I tweeted at that needle dick. I guess he is a little too much of a special snowflake


Salvia Erik?
 
2018-02-08 05:10:44 AM  

girlygirlmpls: Is your refrigerator running?


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2018-02-08 05:22:36 AM  

fusillade762: Dollars to donuts no one ever listens to those messages and Lumpy just brags about the number of people who call.


They play some of them at the end of his show.
 
2018-02-08 05:48:57 AM  
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2018-02-08 05:50:04 AM  
I'm going to call and read public domain Victorian era erotic novels into the machine.
 
2018-02-08 05:52:27 AM  

ModernLuddite: I'm going to call and read public domain Victorian era erotic novels into the machine.


Please do
 
2018-02-08 05:56:10 AM  
Time to get a "Best Of" of showerthoughts and Jack Handey.
 
2018-02-08 06:06:15 AM  
Toll free huh.  Did you know that if you call a toll free number from a pay phone the owner of the number owes the owner of the pay phone a small fee.
 
2018-02-08 06:18:49 AM  

PadreScout: STDMan69: I was the lucky winner of a 24 hour timeout last time I tweeted at that needle dick. I guess he is a little too much of a special snowflake

Salvia Erik?


Big money!
 
2018-02-08 06:20:32 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Toll free huh.  Did you know that if you call a toll free number from a pay phone the owner of the number owes the owner of the pay phone a small fee.


What's a payphone?
 
2018-02-08 06:23:25 AM  
I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

He referenced the large number of 'hit pieces' on him recently.  I'd like to read them if they exist.
 
2018-02-08 06:35:15 AM  

TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

He referenced the large number of 'hit pieces' on him recently.  I'd like to read them if they exist.


I thought that was the other angry Irishman.
 
2018-02-08 06:38:49 AM  
My only wish is that when Fire and Fury gets turned into a movie, they could get the original cast of Monty Python to play the parts (drive a Kia backwards?):

First Pepperpot (Trump): It's the most penguins on the telly in the history of the United States.

Second Pepperpot (Kushner): Yes, sir.

(The pepperpots swivel the sofa around to look at the TV set)

First Pepperpot: A fantastic number of penguins.

Second Pepperpot: A record number.

Reporter's Voice (John Cleese): There's only one penguin on the telle.

First Pepperpot: There is a huge number of penguins.

Second Pepperpot: Yes, sir, there is.

Reporter: There's only one penguin on the telle.

First Pepperpot: Fake news. Get Hannity on the phone. That Hannity guy calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Reporter: (Explodes)
 
2018-02-08 06:45:46 AM  

Fury Pilot: girlygirlmpls: Is your refrigerator running?

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It's the "Chill the Fark Out, America" platform that I can really support
 
2018-02-08 06:56:00 AM  

zimbach: TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

He referenced the large number of 'hit pieces' on him recently.  I'd like to read them if they exist.

I thought that was the other angry Irishman.


You are correct.  I even googled it, and my brain didn't draw a distinction between him and O'Reilly.
 
2018-02-08 06:59:31 AM  

girlygirlmpls: Is your refrigerator running?


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2018-02-08 07:00:56 AM  

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Goddam it!

*shakes fist full of magnets!
 
2018-02-08 07:23:15 AM  
Baba Booey!
Baba Booey!
Howard Stern's penis!
 
2018-02-08 07:26:27 AM  

TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?


That's Bill O'Reilly you're thinking of. Hannity is a dimwit with only a high school education who passes himself off to knuckledraggers as a policy expert.
 
2018-02-08 07:30:43 AM  

BorgiaGinz: TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

That's Bill O'Reilly you're thinking of. Hannity is a dimwit with only a high school education who passes himself off to knuckledraggers as a policy expert.


And, by "knuckledragger", you include the GODDAM PRESIDENT!
 
2018-02-08 07:49:52 AM  

RJReves: BorgiaGinz: TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

That's Bill O'Reilly you're thinking of. Hannity is a dimwit with only a high school education who passes himself off to knuckledraggers as a policy expert.

And, by "knuckledragger", you include the GODDAM PRESIDENT!


Yup, but he's so lazy has others drag his knuckles for him. fark Trump and Hannity.
 
2018-02-08 07:53:48 AM  

RJReves: Fury Pilot: girlygirlmpls: Is your refrigerator running?

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Goddam it!

*shakes fist full of magnets!


I lol'd a second time.
 
2018-02-08 08:30:15 AM  
I read the Twitter replies, Ray.  I'd say more than half of them are but Obama and Hillary, one person who isn't president and one who never was.

And Christ, some of those hashtags.

#ClintonBodyCount
#ObamaKnew
 
2018-02-08 08:42:00 AM  

BorgiaGinz: TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

That's Bill O'Reilly you're thinking of. Hannity is a dimwit with only a high school education who passes himself off to knuckledraggers as a policy expert.


Whereas Bill Oreilly went to college iirc
 
2018-02-08 08:44:48 AM  

WalkingCarpet: I read the Twitter replies, Ray.  I'd say more than half of them are but Obama and Hillary, one person who isn't president and one who never was.

And Christ, some of those hashtags.

#ClintonBodyCount
#ObamaKnew


There's a frequent poster here who is down with the #clintonbodycount.  Stein voter, without a trace of irony.  It takes all kinds i guess
 
2018-02-08 08:48:59 AM  
You know - I'm beginning to think that Twitter might not be an effective , illuminating, or uplifting form of communication.
I it just me?
 
2018-02-08 08:56:34 AM  

WalkingCarpet: I read the Twitter replies, Ray.  I'd say more than half of them are but Obama and Hillary, one person who isn't president and one who never was.

And Christ, some of those hashtags.

#ClintonBodyCount
#ObamaKnew


I guess you and I are the only folks a dumb enough to read the comments.  I can honestly say (with no intent to insult anyone) that they read like they are written by people who are mentally challenged in some way.

It's a reflection of the quality of his program.
 
2018-02-08 08:58:40 AM  

PadreScout: STDMan69: I was the lucky winner of a 24 hour timeout last time I tweeted at that needle dick. I guess he is a little too much of a special snowflake

Salvia Erik?


I've never seen him tweet at hannity. Ted Cruz all day, though.
 
2018-02-08 09:04:30 AM  
WillJM8528:  I guess you and I are the only folks a dumb enough to read the comments.  I can honestly say (with no intent to insult anyone) that they read like they are written by people who are mentally challenged in some way.

It's a reflection of the quality of his program.


We like to torture ourselves I guess.
 
2018-02-08 09:11:42 AM  
Oh dear god th comments are farking dumb.  farkING DUMB.
 
2018-02-08 09:14:11 AM  

MinatoArisato013: Oh dear god th comments are farking dumb.  farkING DUMB.


Bots and the people who talk to them.  And the people who talk to those people.  And the bots who talk to them.

Of course it's dumb.  It is intentional NOISE.  You'd get more meaningful discussion from a council of homeless meth addicts.
 
2018-02-08 09:17:42 AM  
Someone get one of those kids on xbox to SWAT him. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get shot.
 
2018-02-08 09:19:03 AM  

BeesNuts: MinatoArisato013: Oh dear god th comments are farking dumb.  farkING DUMB.

Bots and the people who talk to them.  And the people who talk to those people.  And the bots who talk to them.

Of course it's dumb.  It is intentional NOISE.  You'd get more meaningful discussion from a council of homeless meth addicts.


It would be more productive at least.
 
2018-02-08 09:22:10 AM  

WillJM8528: WalkingCarpet: I read the Twitter replies, Ray.  I'd say more than half of them are but Obama and Hillary, one person who isn't president and one who never was.

And Christ, some of those hashtags.

#ClintonBodyCount
#ObamaKnew

I guess you and I are the only folks a dumb enough to read the comments.  I can honestly say (with no intent to insult anyone) that they read like they are written by people who are mentally challenged in some way.

It's a reflection of the quality of his program.


I read them. But then I had to go take a shower.
 
2018-02-08 09:25:02 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Toll free huh.  Did you know that if you call a toll free number from a pay phone the owner of the number owes the owner of the pay phone a small fee.


So, does anyone know where I can by TTy hardware that connects to a payphone handset?  Asking for a friend.
 
2018-02-08 10:15:49 AM  

BorgiaGinz: RJReves: BorgiaGinz: TheGogmagog: I listened to his radio show for a bit on the way home yesterday.   He said he's being targeted for the deep state for revealing the truth.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.   He is the falafel and million 32 million dollar sexual harassment settlement guy. What is the deep state going to do to tarnish his reputation?

That's Bill O'Reilly you're thinking of. Hannity is a dimwit with only a high school education who passes himself off to knuckledraggers as a policy expert.

And, by "knuckledragger", you include the GODDAM PRESIDENT!

Yup, but he's so lazy has others drag his knuckles for him. fark Trump and Hannity.


Trump so lazy Gen. Kelly thinks that's why he didn't sign up for DACA.
 
2018-02-08 10:16:42 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: relaxitsjustme: Toll free huh.  Did you know that if you call a toll free number from a pay phone the owner of the number owes the owner of the pay phone a small fee.

What's a payphone?


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2018-02-08 10:20:53 AM  

FatherChaos: Sorry, I don't message talk hosts.  I prefer journalists.

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He is not a journalist jackass. He is a talk host jackass. If he were a journalist jackass, he'd know when to use a comma. But he'd still be a jackass.
 
2018-02-08 10:22:36 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

seanhannity: Be sure to call the #HannityHotline at (877) 225-8587 and leave a message with your thoughts #Hannity


I read that too quickly as #HannitysHotHole

/yuk
 
2018-02-08 10:30:27 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: Original: Original Tweet:

seanhannity: Be sure to call the #HannityHotline at (877) 225-8587 and leave a message with your thoughts #Hannity

I read that too quickly as #HannitysHotHole

/yuk


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Wow that image brings horrors to my dreams.
 
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