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(Some New York County Clerk)   Court proceeding transcripts can be dry and boring, but they're more fun to read when the judge slaps Milo Yanannannafofannaopolous around   ( documentcloud.org) divider line
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2018-02-07 07:50:20 PM  
What a Jackass!
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Milo's about to learn a life lesson...
 
2018-02-07 08:26:26 PM  
Pro se.

God, I hope it's televised.
 
2018-02-07 08:28:14 PM  
Milo has a fool for a client. But then, everyone knew that.
 
2018-02-07 10:43:22 PM  
Kim Davis.
 
2018-02-07 10:48:35 PM  
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2018-02-07 11:11:57 PM  
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And Milo went full Gomez Adams...

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You'll forgive me if I engage in a bit of Schadenfreude at this point...
 
2018-02-07 11:12:38 PM  

Prey4reign: Milo has a fool for a client. But then, everyone knew that.


Fool for a client? You should see his lawyer.
 
2018-02-07 11:13:33 PM  
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Holy shiat, this is gold!
 
2018-02-07 11:17:50 PM  
Call me unastonished. What I just read was Milo making a case that he should be allowed to see certain documents, the court disagreeing, granting the two things that were up for debate, but unopposed, then Milo saying, "That's fine, there's another motion pending so we'll so how that goes."

I didn't see much "slapping around".

I, in no way, am sticking up for Milo. I am merely expressing my displeasure in being promised one thing and getting another.
 
2018-02-07 11:32:30 PM  

jaylectricity: Call me unastonished. What I just read was Milo making a case that he should be allowed to see certain documents, the court disagreeing, granting the two things that were up for debate, but unopposed, then Milo saying, "That's fine, there's another motion pending so we'll so how that goes."

I didn't see much "slapping around".

I, in no way, am sticking up for Milo. I am merely expressing my displeasure in being promised one thing and getting another.


What I read is that Milo thought that he was going to have full access to everything his attorney during the discovery period, and wasn't prepared to discover that in representing himself, he WASN'T going to have full access, because he's not qualified to have that information, and in fact, that the court doesn't have enough faith in him not to disclose what he might read in such documents. He's a known gossip, and the court fully realized that, and told him in the MOST polite form possible that he was too Gottverdammt nosey for his own good. It was a polite slap, but a slap nevertheless.

He really needs to get new representation. And maybe not piss on the new folks, and maybe actually listen to them. He's not looking at trying to get out of a parking ticket.
 
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2018-02-07 11:36:23 PM  

jaylectricity: I didn't see much "slapping around".


Nor did I, but it did seem like Mr. Yiannopolous didn't like not getting what he wanted.
 
2018-02-08 12:36:33 AM  

jaylectricity: I didn't see much "slapping around".


That's a shame.
 
2018-02-08 01:44:15 AM  
Hey President Trump, Milo represented himself, you can do that too!

Fire your lefty loser lawyers. They're just a bunch of money sucks.
 
2018-02-08 01:44:17 AM  
If it's not voiced by Rick and Morty or animated by an MLP faninmator... I'm just not impressed.
 
2018-02-08 01:52:40 AM  
Oh god, dat "WHATEVER" after all that grumbling about not getting what he wanted.
 
2018-02-08 01:56:39 AM  
(jaw hits floor)

He expected to get anywhere by pulling the Pro Se thing!? REALLY!!??

That's like demanding a verbal-only contract be enforced.

Boy's about as sharp as a bag of dead rats.
 
2018-02-08 02:00:45 AM  
Milo is nuts. I mean, actually crazy.

He's not going to make it to 40. He'll end up killing himself. And probably somebody else, unfortunately. He is thoroughly THOROUGHLY messed-up.
 
2018-02-08 02:02:38 AM  

realmolo: Milo is nuts. I mean, actually crazy.

He's not going to make it to 40. He'll end up killing himself. And probably somebody else, unfortunately. He is thoroughly THOROUGHLY messed-up.


I still think it was all a ploy to get black guys to hatefark him that started making money and he took it too far.

It's not only Tolkein's dwarves that are greedy.
 
2018-02-08 02:06:00 AM  
Christ Milo, just hire a lawyer who likes you. How hard could that b-   oh yeah...
 
2018-02-08 02:07:00 AM  
I like the judge's procedure lesson at the end: a sort of, "Listen, if you're gonna play lawyer, learn to do it the right way you little shiat."
 
2018-02-08 02:16:08 AM  

doglover: realmolo: Milo is nuts. I mean, actually crazy.

He's not going to make it to 40. He'll end up killing himself. And probably somebody else, unfortunately. He is thoroughly THOROUGHLY messed-up.

I still think it was all a ploy to get black guys to hatefark him that started making money and he took it too far.

It's not only Tolkein's dwarves that are greedy.


There's a really cute guy that works out in my local gym that I saw wearing an Iowa College Republicans shirt, and I found I want to simultaneously puke in disgust, bone him, kiss him to warm his heart, and scream at him until the stupid's blasted away.

So love, basically.

/Milo's just one of those pseudo-riche, dime-a-dozen "attitude bois" you avoid at all costs, on the other hand.
 
2018-02-08 02:20:01 AM  
Wait, so is his argument basically that his publisher didn't want to publish his book because they think it would lose money, but he has an agreement with them that forces them to publish his book....at a loss to them?
 
2018-02-08 02:23:41 AM  

koder: doglover: realmolo: Milo is nuts. I mean, actually crazy.

He's not going to make it to 40. He'll end up killing himself. And probably somebody else, unfortunately. He is thoroughly THOROUGHLY messed-up.

I still think it was all a ploy to get black guys to hatefark him that started making money and he took it too far.

It's not only Tolkein's dwarves that are greedy.

There's a really cute guy that works out in my local gym that I saw wearing an Iowa College Republicans shirt, and I found I want to simultaneously puke in disgust, bone him, kiss him to warm his heart, and scream at him until the stupid's blasted away.

So love, basically.

/Milo's just one of those pseudo-riche, dime-a-dozen "attitude bois" you avoid at all costs, on the other hand.


Never let crazy stick their dick in you.
 
2018-02-08 02:27:09 AM  
Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.
 
2018-02-08 02:30:35 AM  

randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.


Want to see a drive-by derping?

Be randomjsa.
 
2018-02-08 02:32:03 AM  

randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.


It's never ever your fault, isn't it?
 
2018-02-08 02:34:52 AM  

doglover: If it's not voiced by Rick and Morty or animated by an MLP faninmator... I'm just not impressed.


Wait wait what? This one I haven't heard about.
 
2018-02-08 02:34:52 AM  

randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.


Wait, he's gay?  I thought he was just your everyday racist dickwit.
 
2018-02-08 02:37:48 AM  

koder: There's a really cute guy that works out in my local gym that I saw wearing an Iowa College Republicans shirt, and I found I want to simultaneously puke in disgust, bone him, kiss him to warm his heart, and scream at him until the stupid's blasted away.

So love, basically.


Look son, it's a hate fark. Don't put any feelings to it beyond "Ugh I want to fark that smug look off their face".
 
2018-02-08 02:39:10 AM  

randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.

You sound like an authority on this.  I hadn't supposed you were a self loathing gay Republican. Sigh.

 
2018-02-08 02:42:44 AM  
THUMP

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP


Milo, STAWWP! You can't CUT that with that!

THLUMP

THWUCK


NO Milo, NOOOO!!

THWUCK

THWERMP

SQUSH


DAMMIT MILO!!
 
2018-02-08 02:43:37 AM  

Lackofname: doglover: If it's not voiced by Rick and Morty or animated by an MLP faninmator... I'm just not impressed.

Wait wait what? This one I haven't heard about.


I'm assuming they're referring to this:

Judge Morty: State of Georgia Vs. Rick Allen
Youtube WTWdP5DMdsM
 
2018-02-08 02:45:19 AM  

Lackofname: doglover: If it's not voiced by Rick and Morty or animated by an MLP faninmator... I'm just not impressed.

Wait wait what? This one I haven't heard about.


Judge Morty: State of Georgia Vs. Rick Allen
Youtube WTWdP5DMdsM
 
2018-02-08 02:45:55 AM  
Does anyone else feel inspired to write a children's book called The Legal Misadventures of Milo and POTUS?
 
2018-02-08 02:48:10 AM  

Lackofname: doglover: If it's not voiced by Rick and Morty or animated by an MLP faninmator... I'm just not impressed.

Wait wait what? This one I haven't heard about.


TiaraWhy did the animation for that rick and morty skit. Roiland did the voices and the R&M crew only did an animatic.
 
2018-02-08 02:49:29 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.

Wait, he's gay?  I thought he was just your everyday racist dickwit.


Yeah, he's gay, and he's made his living being the token gay nazi. Given how the nazis felt about homosexuals I have no idea wtf he was thinking there, but he had a little niche for himself, till he accidentally sort of came out in favor of man/boy love in a stray comment which freaked everyone out a little too much. Seems Milo hooked up with a way older guy when he was 14, and he thought it was great so he doesn't see why such things should be disallowed.
 
2018-02-08 02:50:01 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.

Wait, he's gay?  I thought he was just your everyday racist dickwit.


Nope. Self hating conservative gay.

He was doing some show called "The Dangerous Maggot Tour"  only it wasn't an M before the Right picked him up full time.
 
2018-02-08 02:51:08 AM  

mithras_angel: Be randomjsa.


That sounds farking horrible
 
2018-02-08 02:52:39 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: mithras_angel: Be randomjsa.

That sounds farking horrible


I'd probably rather be Milo.

Y'know, based on evidence
 
2018-02-08 02:55:50 AM  

randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.


Just a few posts above yours were some people expressing mixed emotions towards gay Republicans, not total hostility. So I think your timing is terrible.
 
2018-02-08 02:57:45 AM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Lackofname: doglover: If it's not voiced by Rick and Morty or animated by an MLP faninmator... I'm just not impressed.

Wait wait what? This one I haven't heard about.

I'm assuming they're referring to this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WTWdP5DM​dsM]


Oh I've seen that, I just assumed it was animated by someone on the Morty staff, not some MLP fan person.
 
2018-02-08 03:00:02 AM  
These transcripts would be more fun if they were read by Mark Hamill.
 
2018-02-08 03:01:38 AM  
Lackofname:

Nope. Months and months of free animation.
 
2018-02-08 03:02:02 AM  

hammettman: These transcripts would be more fun if they were read by Mark Hamill.


That's for Trump's trial
 
2018-02-08 03:12:31 AM  

randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.


want to see my ass?

*slap slap*

right there, threadshiatter.
 
2018-02-08 03:21:30 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: itcamefromschenectady: randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.

Just a few posts above yours were some people expressing mixed emotions towards gay Republicans, not total hostility. So I think your timing is terrible.

I'm a gay moderate Democrat who often breaks with textbook liberal dogma here and I will testify that I am often utterly outright despised in the FarkBorg.  Nary a mixed emotion in sight.


Oh, You poor little thing. In all fairness, I've seen you post some really stupid sh*t.
 
2018-02-08 03:23:27 AM  
Well, I can say for sure that I shall never reveal my Greek last name on Fark!

/way worse than Yiannopoulos
//Papadopoulos is a farking walk in the park compared to mine
///they're both scum, you can keep them
 
2018-02-08 03:26:52 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: itcamefromschenectady: randomjsa: Want to see homophobia?

Be a gay person that disagrees with liberals.

Just a few posts above yours were some people expressing mixed emotions towards gay Republicans, not total hostility. So I think your timing is terrible.

I'm a gay moderate Democrat who often breaks with textbook liberal dogma here and I will testify that I am often utterly outright despised in the FarkBorg.  Nary a mixed emotion in sight.


Anybody can claim to be anything on the internet. Anybody can also imagine any emotion or opinion they like in the minds of other people.

Sane, sensible people realize that what we know of strangers on the internet is what they post.

Please notice I wrote that his timing sucked, and implied that his generalization was wrong, which is not the same as saying no liberal ever writes things that would be construed as homophobic coming from a conservative.
 
2018-02-08 03:43:05 AM  
Speaking of things that are "inconceivable", the cameo of that guy from the Princess Bride on Bojack Horseman almost made me cak my keks with laughter.
 
2018-02-08 04:00:44 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: Yes I also get pushback and outright denials on my political identity.  On Fark. Where "nonbinary genderqueer" identities are accepted without hesitation or question.  But try to say you're an ex-liberal now centrist Democrat, Oh no, that's INCONCEIVABLE.


I do not think that word means what you think it means...

It's completely pointless to tell me what has happened to you in the past unless you convince me to also look it up and verify it. Which I have no motivation to do. I'm just going to assume you're lying as it's safer.

Also, nobody knows what "liberal" means. It could mean on the left, it could mean hates the GOP, it could mean believes in individual liberties, it could mean anti-war or anti-Trump, it could mean any of the pejorative meanings that the right assigns...
 
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