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(AL.com)   Roy Moore surrogate running for Alabama state legislature, where his slack jaw and dull, uncomprehending blinking eyes make him perfectly qualified   ( al.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Shelby County commissioner, United States, Office, Law, Ted Crockett, Moore campaign surrogate, incumbent Rep. Dickie, state legislative seat  
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2018-02-07 06:52:40 PM  
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and I think he was part of a happy ending
 
2018-02-07 07:02:19 PM  
THAT f*cking sentient potato?

Jesus, Alabama.
 
2018-02-07 07:09:33 PM  
Jake Tapper leaves Roy Moore spokesman speechless
Youtube WFYRkzznsc0
 
2018-02-07 07:32:23 PM  
Bigot's gonna do what a bigot's gonna do.

/fark him and the horse he rode in on... abusively
 
2018-02-07 07:33:22 PM  

Anastacya: Bigot's gonna do what a bigot's gonna do.

/fark him and the horse he rode in on... abusively


Leave that poor horse alone!
 
2018-02-07 07:38:36 PM  
Of course he is.

Hopefully the dem's put someone up against him and plow him down.    Or he'll win handily anyway because Alabama.
 
2018-02-07 07:43:37 PM  

wademh: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]and I think he was part of a happy ending


FYI EVERYONE, THIS IS A GIF
 
2018-02-07 07:51:13 PM  

dletter: Of course he is.

Hopefully the dem's put someone up against him and plow him down.    Or he'll win handily anyway because Alabama.


Probably.  But mostly because this seems to be the metro Birmingham district set aside for the Knights of the White Camellia chapter.
 
2018-02-07 08:22:22 PM  
I'd like to see him ride a horse
 
2018-02-07 08:29:20 PM  
DNRTFA, but I bet he's running on the old "We gotta make swearing on a Bible MANDUHTORY!" platform.
 
2018-02-07 08:37:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: wademh: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]and I think he was part of a happy ending

FYI EVERYONE, THIS IS A GIF


Actually, it was jpg.
 
2018-02-07 08:45:12 PM  

wademh: scottydoesntknow: wademh: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]and I think he was part of a happy ending

FYI EVERYONE, THIS IS A GIF

Actually, it was jpg.


No wait for it....he blinks.
 
2018-02-07 09:13:17 PM  
Thanks.

Oh, 'Bama.
 
2018-02-07 09:23:09 PM  
This one's so stupid that I actually question if he shouldn't have a court-appointed guardian taking care of him 24/7.
 
2018-02-07 09:24:26 PM  

Godscrack: [YouTube video: Jake Tapper leaves Roy Moore spokesman speechless]


Jake Tapper always looks like he's so over this sh*t.
 
2018-02-07 09:25:37 PM  
Remember, a politician in Alabama is about the equivalent of a Riverside meth lab cook.
 
2018-02-07 09:43:05 PM  

Godscrack: [Youtube WFYRkzznsc0 image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WFYRkzzn​sc0]


I love that clip. The look on his face is priceless: slack jawed and eyes glazed over. You can just picture the cogs in his brain spinning round but failing to mesh.
 
2018-02-07 09:54:12 PM  
Oh, wow, Alabama is still a terrible place even though it barely managed to avoid electing an accused child molester who put up just about the weakest defense possible?

No shiat? You mean "not electing people who want to fark 14 year old children" isn't the threshold you have to cross to not be totally awful? Who knew? This whole time I thought not wanting bang kids made me a farking saint.

Farking Alabama...
 
2018-02-07 09:57:19 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: THAT f*cking sentient potato?
Jesus, Alabama.


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2018-02-07 10:03:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: THAT f*cking sentient potato?

Jesus, Alabama.


you have a very loose definition for sentient.
 
2018-02-07 10:09:56 PM  
Child molesting wasn't quite enough to get conservatives to the polls and elect Roy Moore. The bar has been raised. This guy will have to do something worse to motivate Republicans.
 
2018-02-07 10:14:51 PM  
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2018-02-07 10:24:43 PM  
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2018-02-07 10:46:38 PM  
The Republican party supported a known child molester for US Senate.   Never forget.
 
2018-02-07 11:20:08 PM  
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2018-02-07 11:26:06 PM  
He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
 
2018-02-07 11:45:14 PM  

revrendjim: wademh: scottydoesntknow: wademh: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]and I think he was part of a happy ending

FYI EVERYONE, THIS IS A GIF

Actually, it was jpg.

No wait for it....he blinks.


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2018-02-07 11:48:06 PM  

wademh: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]and I think he was part of a happy ending


Gross...it's not even the hot but dumb and racist as all hell lawyer.
 
2018-02-08 01:28:24 AM  
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2018-02-08 04:51:22 AM  
The democrats or even the republican incumbent can't use this against him.

"He's so stupid he thought you are required to be sworn in on a Bible"
"And? What? You're not?! Outrageous".
 
2018-02-08 08:00:18 AM  

PainInTheASP: DNRTFA, but I bet he's running on the old "We gotta make swearing on a Bible MANDUHTORY!" platform.


Swearin' on th' BAHHHH-BULLLLL!

It's just a farkin' old book.
 
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