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    More: Florida, bee hive boxes, Copyright, Honey, Beekeeping, Torres, Miami-Dade County, Florida, Crime, Theft  
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2018-02-07 11:03:38 PM  
Let the punishment fit the crime:

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2018-02-07 11:20:45 PM  
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Sometimes you get her honey, sometimes all you get is her sting.
 
2018-02-08 12:58:26 AM  
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2018-02-08 01:57:16 AM  
Take bees, or not take bees, that is the question.
 
2018-02-08 01:59:57 AM  
 He planned on hitting the dog pound next.
 
2018-02-08 02:00:19 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Let the punishment fit the crime:

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The beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
 
2018-02-08 02:00:34 AM  
If a dude is stealing bees, that's a guy you don't want to fark with.
 
2018-02-08 02:01:48 AM  
I have to ask, was I the only one who was hoping it was Sting (the musician, not the wrestler) who was arrested for something?
 
2018-02-08 02:07:16 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If a dude is stealing bees, that's a guy you don't want to fark with.


Bees are actually really chill.  Of all the formians, they may in fact be the chillest.
 
2018-02-08 02:08:27 AM  

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: If a dude is stealing bees, that's a guy you don't want to fark with.

Bees are actually really chill.  Of all the formians, they may in fact be the chillest.


I'll keep that in mind as I run screaming away from them.
 
2018-02-08 02:10:34 AM  
So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper,  can I drive away with any bees I attract?
 
2018-02-08 02:11:43 AM  
what's the buzz? tell me what's happening
 
2018-02-08 02:24:28 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper,  can I drive away with any bees I attract?


You'd be an asshole, and yes, probably a thief.
 
2018-02-08 03:12:15 AM  

MNguy: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper,  can I drive away with any bees I attract?

You'd be an asshole, and yes, probably a thief.


Are you sure? I mean about the thief part, the asshole thing is a given. Can he prove those are his bees? Do we check for tiny little brands? Bees go where bees want to go. I guess we need a bee lawyer and not one from that God awful Seinfeld movie.
 
2018-02-08 03:43:35 AM  
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This is not a cry for Yelp.
 
2018-02-08 03:45:26 AM  
Oh bee hive.
 
2018-02-08 04:41:56 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper, can I drive away with any bees I attract?


I don't think it works that way. Only bees a queen bee is going to attract are drones. Bees which are swarming might be attracted to a box which has been inhabited before though.
 
2018-02-08 05:19:56 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: MNguy: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper,  can I drive away with any bees I attract?

You'd be an asshole, and yes, probably a thief.

Are you sure? I mean about the thief part, the asshole thing is a given. Can he prove those are his bees? Do we check for tiny little brands? Bees go where bees want to go. I guess we need a bee lawyer and not one from that God awful Seinfeld movie.


so few people realize the importance of the documentary, 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective'. it was ground breaking work.
 
2018-02-08 05:37:46 AM  

drxym: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper, can I drive away with any bees I attract?

I don't think it works that way. Only bees a queen bee is going to attract are drones. Bees which are swarming might be attracted to a box which has been inhabited before though.


Legally, you can steal by baiting away. Similarly, if you held out a carrot and stole someone's pig by slowly walking it out of the barn, it wouldn't make it any less of a theft because the pig "wanted" to go with you.

/IANAL.
 
2018-02-08 01:05:21 PM  

Sim Tree: drxym: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper, can I drive away with any bees I attract?

I don't think it works that way. Only bees a queen bee is going to attract are drones. Bees which are swarming might be attracted to a box which has been inhabited before though.

Legally, you can steal by baiting away. Similarly, if you held out a carrot and stole someone's pig by slowly walking it out of the barn, it wouldn't make it any less of a theft because the pig "wanted" to go with you.

/IANAL.


But it has to be one charming motherfarkin pig.  We ain't talking no Arnold on Green Acres.
 
2018-02-08 02:16:02 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: So is it a crime because he stole the bees or the hives? If I setup an empty hive box with a queen in it on the street in front of a beekeeper,  can I drive away with any bees I attract?


Pretty sure the answer to that question is "yes," though the beekeeper isn't likely to be too concerned, unless he has some hives that are swarming.  Otherwise, all you'll end up with is an empty box after the queen leaves. Or a dead queen.
 
2018-02-08 07:09:51 PM  
Psssst... hey, Bud...
c'mere

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