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2018-02-07 10:02:56 PM  
The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.
 
2018-02-07 10:03:01 PM  
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2018-02-08 12:17:18 AM  
Great, now I'm hungry for wontons.
 
2018-02-08 12:32:23 AM  

SoupGuru: Great, now I'm hungry for wontons.


The Wanton Song
Youtube iaFK6AHhU8s
 
2018-02-08 03:26:05 AM  

fusillade762: The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.


No kidding - how are we supposed to know if this is just a misdemeanor hot-saucing or felony level ghost pepper bullshiat?
 
2018-02-08 03:44:05 AM  

fusillade762: The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.


I read that in Chief Wiggum's voice.
 
2018-02-08 03:46:19 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: fusillade762: The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.

No kidding - how are we supposed to know if this is just a misdemeanor hot-saucing or felony level ghost pepper bullshiat?


If it was Frank's Red Hot, he oughta be locked up for bad taste.
 
2018-02-08 03:48:13 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: fusillade762: The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.

No kidding - how are we supposed to know if this is just a misdemeanor hot-saucing or felony level ghost pepper bullshiat?

If it was Frank's Red Hot, he oughta be locked up for bad taste.


Well he did put that sh*t on everything.
 
2018-02-08 05:27:05 AM  
Not the right response to "Honey, I wanna spice it up in the bedroom tonight"
 
2018-02-08 05:48:44 AM  

MechaPyx: Insult Comic Bishounen: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: fusillade762: The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.

No kidding - how are we supposed to know if this is just a misdemeanor hot-saucing or felony level ghost pepper bullshiat?

If it was Frank's Red Hot, he oughta be locked up for bad taste.

Well he did put that sh*t on everything.


Came here for the Frank's reference.  Fark never disappoints.
 
2018-02-08 07:16:04 AM  
It has to go to committee

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2018-02-08 07:27:54 AM  
my new go to is Secret Aardvark
 
2018-02-08 08:21:05 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: If it was Frank's Red Hot, he oughta be locked up for bad taste.


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2018-02-08 09:05:46 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: fusillade762: The report did not note the brand of hot sauce.

That's some mighty fine journalism.

No kidding - how are we supposed to know if this is just a misdemeanor hot-saucing or felony level ghost pepper bullshiat?

If it was Frank's Red Hot, he oughta be locked up for bad taste.


Now now.  Don't bash Frank's...just don't call it hot.  It isn't.   Makes a pretty good buffalo wings sauce though.
 
2018-02-08 09:33:01 AM  
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first game i've ever played where "cooking" was fun
 
2018-02-08 09:41:58 AM  
I am actually disappointed in that article.  I clicked expecting a tampon doused in hot sauce or something..
 
2018-02-08 10:11:46 AM  

Oreminer: I am actually disappointed in that article.  I clicked expecting a tampon doused in hot sauce or something..


It will show on a tampon, however her sex toys would make sense for an application of hot sauce.  Use urine from the hunting section on the walls.
 
2018-02-08 10:20:21 AM  

lack of warmth: Oreminer: I am actually disappointed in that article.  I clicked expecting a tampon doused in hot sauce or something..

It will show on a tampon, however her sex toys would make sense for an application of hot sauce.  Use urine from the hunting section on the walls.


*hork*
 
2018-02-08 10:20:59 AM  

lack of warmth: Oreminer: I am actually disappointed in that article.  I clicked expecting a tampon doused in hot sauce or something..

It will show on a tampon, however her sex toys would make sense for an application of hot sauce.  Use urine from the hunting section on the walls.


There will be no lack of warmth when she inserts that toy.
 
2018-02-08 10:34:37 AM  
Seeing my hometown paper on fark makes me glad I moved away when my son was a small child. I'm also glad it wasn't one of my sisters, because based on their choices in men, it very well could have been.

/ knew it wasn't my mom
// she picks men who get all stabby
/// Peoria sucks
 
2018-02-08 10:43:30 AM  
I'm curious about the mattress.  Was it worth $200 new?  If so it's a cheap-ass mattress.  If they didn't bother to mention the brand of hot sauce, why would they bother to amortize the value of the mattress?
/ Hey Lou, what kind of hot sauce is this?  I don't know, but my brother owns a mattress store and this is a 2003 Serta.  It's worth about $200 now.
 
2018-02-08 10:59:06 AM  

DRTFA: I'm curious about the mattress.  Was it worth $200 new?  If so it's a cheap-ass mattress.  If they didn't bother to mention the brand of hot sauce, why would they bother to amortize the value of the mattress?
/ Hey Lou, what kind of hot sauce is this?  I don't know, but my brother owns a mattress store and this is a 2003 Serta.  It's worth about $200 now.


It's worth more if covered in hot sauce
 
2018-02-08 02:55:16 PM  

Oreminer: I am actually disappointed in that article.  I clicked expecting a tampon doused in hot sauce or something..


How would you even do that? To get to the tampon, you have to remove the wrapper and pop it out of the applicator. Once you put liquid on it, it swells up and you can't get it back inside the applicator. Even if you could, the wrapper is open and no woman uses a tampon that's been opened.
 
2018-02-09 03:39:11 AM  

NotARocketScientist: Oreminer: I am actually disappointed in that article.  I clicked expecting a tampon doused in hot sauce or something..

How would you even do that? To get to the tampon, you have to remove the wrapper and pop it out of the applicator. Once you put liquid on it, it swells up and you can't get it back inside the applicator. Even if you could, the wrapper is open and no woman uses a tampon that's been opened.


That should be obvious even to a man. It's not like this is rocket science.
 
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