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(Fox News)   Chelsea Handler says her goal in 2018 is to voluntarily sleep with a Republican. Apparently if you sleep with the right one, it could net you $130,000   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2018-02-07 05:49:34 PM  
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Agrees
 
2018-02-07 06:15:01 PM  
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2018-02-07 08:53:19 PM  
Who?
 
2018-02-07 08:56:59 PM  
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2018-02-07 09:12:17 PM  
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2018-02-07 09:14:49 PM  
Tired after work, standing on a crowded commuter train... My brain processed this headline as referring to Chelsea Manning and almost broke.
 
2018-02-07 09:19:11 PM  
Can we set up an odious, attention-whoring harpy girl-on-girl with Michelle Malkin? I might throw some bucks at that
 
2018-02-07 09:20:13 PM  
I believe the $130,00 was before taxes, not net.

Involved D2S, still gross.
 
2018-02-07 09:22:27 PM  
I think it's called interspecies erotica when humans do it with Republicans.
 
2018-02-07 09:26:46 PM  
Why would any Republican put his wang into that Superfund Site?
 
2018-02-07 09:31:35 PM  
Why milk the cow when you can find pictures of its udders on the internet for free?
 
2018-02-07 09:43:12 PM  
Her best bet's a glory hole.
 
2018-02-07 09:44:39 PM  
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That's a rough 58
 
2018-02-07 10:07:06 PM  
Now I am on the fence about voting for Republicans in the mid-terms...
 
2018-02-07 10:08:01 PM  

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That's a rough 58


not at all. She's still a good looking woman, and funny as heck. I would gladly hang out with her. Bet the conversation would be great. And those of us that aren't 20, 30, or 40 any more appreciate that before getting busy.
 
2018-02-07 10:11:30 PM  

baxterdog: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

not at all. She's still a good looking woman, and funny as heck. I would gladly hang out with her. Bet the conversation would be great. And those of us that aren't 20, 30, or 40 any more appreciate that before getting busy.


Nothing wrong with that.
 
2018-02-07 10:15:02 PM  
I'd put it in her butt, sure.
 
2018-02-07 10:30:51 PM  

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That's a rough 58


True, she is no KellyAnne Conway, but she is still doing pretty dang well.
 
2018-02-07 11:07:14 PM  
I guarantee she complains before, during, and after sex, and hasn't had an orgasm in 25 years.
 
2018-02-07 11:32:40 PM  
I want to look like that when I'm 58.
 
2018-02-07 11:59:50 PM  

Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58


Considering that she was born in 75, that puts her at 43 this year.

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She's not aging as well as Sarah Silverman, but all things considered, she's not doing badly. Gwen Stefani is beating them both, but then again, she's a hair older than me, and I don't think that she or Jennifer Beals are human at this point...
 
2018-02-08 12:11:12 AM  

natazha: I believe the $130,00 was before taxes, not net.

Involved D2S, still gross.


Steve Wynn paid over $7 million. He must be grosser.
 
2018-02-08 12:33:17 AM  
Okay, I'll be Republican for one night ;)
 
2018-02-08 12:44:52 AM  
I heard she's narrowed her choices down to Ben Carson, Herman Cain, and Don King.
 
2018-02-08 01:31:21 AM  
She better bring a strap-on
 
2018-02-08 05:09:25 AM  

SpinStopper: Okay, I'll be Republican for one night ;)


I AM a Republican. But no. I'll pass. Never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2018-02-08 07:58:56 AM  

hubiestubert: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

Considering that she was born in 75, that puts her at 43 this year.

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She's not aging as well as Sarah Silverman, but all things considered, she's not doing badly. Gwen Stefani is beating them both, but then again, she's a hair older than me, and I don't think that she or Jennifer Beals are human at this point...


Imagine Tomi Lahren at 43. She bloody looks 50 now, and she's 25!
 
2018-02-08 08:16:35 AM  
She should be careful. Sleeping with a Republican can do terrible things to a person.

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2018-02-08 08:45:26 AM  
I'm game.  Call me.
 
2018-02-08 08:51:53 AM  
I'm not sure I want to sleep with her, can I just fark her?
 
2018-02-08 09:26:01 AM  
Pretty sure he's gonna need to be a black Republican, a tad challenging to find.
 
2018-02-08 09:32:59 AM  
Technically, according to the voting roles, I am listed as a republican, so, if my wife says it's ok for that kinda scratch, I would be ok with this
/if you list yourself as a Dem, I would imagine most of the ballot would be empty in this district
//I consider myself independant
///slashies!
 
2018-02-08 10:47:10 AM  
She would be on my lazy infielder list.

**Lazy infielder level = if you line it right at me, I'll stick my glove out and catch it but I'm not divin' for it.**
 
2018-02-08 10:59:08 AM  
How hard is it to just go to an airport bathroom and adopt a wide stance?
 
2018-02-08 01:10:56 PM  

Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58


According to her IMDB profile, she and I share the same birthday and are the same age.   I'm 42.    I'm confident she's lying about her age by at least 10 years.   Nobody on my Facebook from highschool looks that old, and she's got money to maintain her looks, if anything.
 
2018-02-08 01:28:37 PM  

T.rex: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

According to her IMDB profile, she and I share the same birthday and are the same age.   I'm 42.    I'm confident she's lying about her age by at least 10 years.   Nobody on my Facebook from highschool looks that old, and she's got money to maintain her looks, if anything.


Ahh yes, since she's rich, she must be lying about her age. That's what wimmin do anyways amirite?!
 
2018-02-08 01:43:58 PM  

deanis: T.rex: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

According to her IMDB profile, she and I share the same birthday and are the same age.   I'm 42.    I'm confident she's lying about her age by at least 10 years.   Nobody on my Facebook from highschool looks that old, and she's got money to maintain her looks, if anything.

Ahh yes, since she's rich, she must be lying about her age. That's what wimmin do anyways amirite?!


I'm saying, since she's rich, she has no business looking terrible for her age, hence its logical (to me) that her stated age is a lie.       The same theory would apply to men.   I believe George Clooney's age is a lie, for instance.   And even if she WASN'T rich, i'd still think 42 is a lie.
 
2018-02-08 02:22:15 PM  

T.rex: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

According to her IMDB profile, she and I share the same birthday and are the same age.   I'm 42.    I'm confident she's lying about her age by at least 10 years.   Nobody on my Facebook from highschool looks that old, and she's got money to maintain her looks, if anything.


You're gonna have to tell me where you live that has women in their 40s looking better than that, because around here they look far far worse. Also, pics or it didn't happen.
 
2018-02-08 04:26:13 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: T.rex: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

According to her IMDB profile, she and I share the same birthday and are the same age.   I'm 42.    I'm confident she's lying about her age by at least 10 years.   Nobody on my Facebook from highschool looks that old, and she's got money to maintain her looks, if anything.

You're gonna have to tell me where you live that has women in their 40s looking better than that, because around here they look far far worse. Also, pics or it didn't happen.


Ok... she's not a bad-looking woman... .She just looks older than her claimed age.   I shouldn't use the term 'bad'.
 
2018-02-08 05:17:18 PM  
She is a rough looking 42.
Her partying ways have played havoc on her.

That said, I like her attitude and think I'd go there if she'd let me.
 
2018-02-08 06:52:27 PM  

fickenchucker: Why would any Republican put his wang into that Superfund Site?


Just double bag it and take one for the team and we can put all of this ugly business behind us.
 
2018-02-08 10:39:25 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: hubiestubert: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

Considering that she was born in 75, that puts her at 43 this year.

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She's not aging as well as Sarah Silverman, but all things considered, she's not doing badly. Gwen Stefani is beating them both, but then again, she's a hair older than me, and I don't think that she or Jennifer Beals are human at this point...

Imagine Tomi Lahren at 43. She bloody looks 50 now, and she's 25!


What drugs are you on?  She doesn't look 50.  She might pass for 30 at the most.
 
2018-02-09 01:13:56 AM  
First off, she'll have to learn to suppress her gag reflex.
 
2018-02-09 04:25:19 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Ketchuponsteak: hubiestubert: Bslim: [static6.businessinsider.com image 603x889]

That's a rough 58

Considering that she was born in 75, that puts her at 43 this year.

[gannett-cdn.com image 323x430]

She's not aging as well as Sarah Silverman, but all things considered, she's not doing badly. Gwen Stefani is beating them both, but then again, she's a hair older than me, and I don't think that she or Jennifer Beals are human at this point...

Imagine Tomi Lahren at 43. She bloody looks 50 now, and she's 25!

What drugs are you on?  She doesn't look 50.  She might pass for 30 at the most.


25 years old can look like that, without also looking like they spent 2 hours in the makeup room.
 
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