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(The New York Times)   In Trump's State of the Union speech he called on Democrats to work with him in unity...this week he called them traitors and threatened to shutdown the government if he doesn't get his wall   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2018-02-07 04:07:56 PM  
Such pivot
So presidential
 
2018-02-07 04:10:52 PM  
Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.
 
2018-02-07 04:20:25 PM  

Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.


If he declared he sun would rise in the east, I'd start looking to the west to check out a sunrise.
 
2018-02-07 04:25:40 PM  

Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.


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2018-02-07 05:19:42 PM  

Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.


Yep.  I seldom Facebook anymore, but, I've noticed that out of 10-12 diehard Trumpers on my feed, there is one left...and he's 50% "he's doing what I hired him for", and 50% "buttery males."
 
2018-02-07 05:46:28 PM  

stir22: Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.

Yep.  I seldom Facebook anymore, but, I've noticed that out of 10-12 diehard Trumpers on my feed, there is one left...and he's 50% "he's doing what I hired him for", and 50% "buttery males."


The three relatives that used to be Trumpers have gone quiet about it. The short list still has two accounts of "people I used to know" quoting smoke and bullet points. I suspect they are hacked accounts.
 
2018-02-07 07:31:07 PM  
C'mon Dems, hang this around his neck.

"We were willing to deal but the president demanded he get his wall. If he wants a wall he should convince Mexico to pay for it like he promised countless times in the past. The American taxpayers will never foot the bill for a misguided monument to the president's vanity"
 
2018-02-07 07:51:50 PM  
Big, moody baby is moody, babyish, and big.
 
2018-02-07 07:52:10 PM  
Everything Trump says is a fart: it's foul, is absolutely empty, evaporates quickly, and a new one is coming real quick.
 
2018-02-07 07:52:39 PM  
Par for the course.
In fact, it's the only way he can make par.
 
2018-02-07 07:53:22 PM  

Lackofname: Everything Trump says is a fart: it's foul, is absolutely empty, evaporates quickly, and a new one is coming real quick.


Quickly? Amateur!
 
2018-02-07 07:57:35 PM  

Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.


There, more succinct and more accurate at the same time...
 
2018-02-07 07:59:41 PM  
Teleprompter Trump and Twitter Trump are rarely on speaking terms.
 
2018-02-07 08:00:00 PM  
While I am kind of pissed that they aren't doing the DACA fix yet, I am actually somewhat pleased at the course the Senate is taking with the budget. It looks like McConnell and Schumer have both, for different reasons, become tired of Donald's and the Tea Party shiat and said, "Fark this, let's pass a budget and take the debt ceiling off the table." Now, they are increasing spending when they've cut tax revenue, but they're going to try to send an actual budget to Donnie, and if he vetoes the thing, and we get a shutdown, BOTH parties get to say, "yeah, that's on Donnie, we did our jobs."
The bill seems to have the support of Mattis, which probably means Donnie signs it, and then kvetches about it later on Twitter.
 
2018-02-07 08:00:41 PM  
I agree with the stopped-up toilet in the White House. A shutdown is sure to unite Americans. LOL
 
2018-02-07 08:01:18 PM  
"Republican bipartisanship" has always meant "total acquiescence", why is this a surprise?
 
2018-02-07 08:02:04 PM  
Trump doesn't remember what he said yesterday, much less last week.
 
2018-02-07 08:06:46 PM  

erik-k: Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.

There, more succinct and more accurate at the same time...


Sorta like people who voted for Trump thinking he would save their job. I cant believe those people were so desperate or blind to Trump's history of failure and lying that they voted for him, and are now shocked, "Shocked!," that they are losing their jobs anyway.

/I do feel for these people, it seems like homelessness is a lot easier an outcome nowadays.
//times are tough and I think all any American wants now is a job that one enjoys and that pays well.
///slashies come in three
 
2018-02-07 08:07:48 PM  
Ya'll shut your whore mouths while the President is master-negotiating!

We all know he has a genius master plan, he's got the Best People, he's trolling the dems and all those offensive things he says are just jokes. Yes-sir-ee-bob, he's got all you libs running in circles!

MAGA!
 
kab
2018-02-07 08:08:30 PM  
fark your feelings wall.

Keep your campaign promise, and go ask Mexico for the money.
 
2018-02-07 08:08:59 PM  

snocone: stir22: Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.

Yep.  I seldom Facebook anymore, but, I've noticed that out of 10-12 diehard Trumpers on my feed, there is one left...and he's 50% "he's doing what I hired him for", and 50% "buttery males."

The three relatives that used to be Trumpers have gone quiet about it. The short list still has two accounts of "people I used to know" quoting smoke and bullet points. I suspect they are hacked accounts.


i only had one trumper as a "friend" on facebook that i know of. he was a buddy in high school (almost 30 years ago) and was cool/progressive then. he unfriended me about 6 months ago even though we had somewhat civil discussions every once in a while. i checked his feed and he doesn't seem to be posting political stuff any more.
 
2018-02-07 08:13:34 PM  
He meant work with him by voting for what he wants, which I guess technically would be bipartisanship...
 
2018-02-07 08:55:19 PM  
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2018-02-07 09:11:45 PM  
Okay, Trump nick-name time. Has anyone tried "Pusilini?"
 
2018-02-07 09:19:32 PM  

Fast Talkin Fanny: Trump doesn't remember what he said yesterday, much less last week.


It's really not fair to call him a liar anymore. He lives in Trumpworld and to him, whatever falls out of his mouth is fact
 
2018-02-07 09:40:18 PM  
It's almost as if you can't trust anything тяцмр says because he doesn't mean it.
 
2018-02-07 10:08:01 PM  
When he is found guilty of treason, money laundering and obstruction I say we deal with him as is appropriate; scraping him off our short with a stick.
 
2018-02-07 10:50:06 PM  

Mega Steve: Fast Talkin Fanny: Trump doesn't remember what he said yesterday, much less last week.

It's really not fair to call him a liar anymore. He lives in Trumpworld and to him, whatever falls out of his mouth is fact


The answer is very simple: Every President gets to go to Area 51 and take a piece of top secret technology to dick around with. President Bush (Jr) took the weather control device. President Obama took the time machine. Donald took the multiverse portal.

He's not lying. He simply can't remember WHICH universe the thing he tweets about happened in. The Hilary Clinton that really did run a child sex slave ring out of a pizza shop sounds like a horrible person.
 
2018-02-07 11:28:27 PM  

snocone: stir22: Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.

Yep.  I seldom Facebook anymore, but, I've noticed that out of 10-12 diehard Trumpers on my feed, there is one left...and he's 50% "he's doing what I hired him for", and 50% "buttery males."

The three relatives that used to be Trumpers have gone quiet about it. The short list still has two accounts of "people I used to know" quoting smoke and bullet points. I suspect they are hacked accounts.


See, this is exactly why I don't ever communicate with any of my relatives that voted for Trump.

A few years after he's out of office, they'll be able to admit he was a bad choice, without all the baggage of us having yelled at eachother for the intervening years.

If we had regular exchanges now, we'd just be pissed off and entrench ourselves. They'd probably never be able to admit his utter incompetence if I kept forcing them to get defensive and dig in further.

/I don't know if I'm joking
//I'm glad bourbon doesn't get to vote
///All the family I need
 
2018-02-07 11:41:53 PM  
My conviction -- one that I shared with everyone within earshot -- that Trump would be a stupid choice for President continues to prove out.

I will probably die before anyone apologizes to me for their voting for him in spite of my warnings.

Oh, well, I was going to die anyway; at least I will not die of shame.
 
2018-02-08 01:04:19 AM  
The two-sc
 
2018-02-08 01:05:41 AM  

jjorsett: The two-sc


Time for new tablet, this one's pulled up lame.
 
2018-02-08 02:15:38 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Donald took the multiverse portal.

He's not lying. He simply can't remember WHICH universe the thing he tweets about happened in.



Dude!!

That is probably the best alternate universe theory of Dippy Diddle Donnie I've yet heard.
 
2018-02-08 02:19:13 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Mega Steve: Fast Talkin Fanny: Trump doesn't remember what he said yesterday, much less last week.

It's really not fair to call him a liar anymore. He lives in Trumpworld and to him, whatever falls out of his mouth is fact

The answer is very simple: Every President gets to go to Area 51 and take a piece of top secret technology to dick around with. President Bush (Jr) took the weather control device. President Obama took the time machine. Donald took the multiverse portal.

He's not lying. He simply can't remember WHICH universe the thing he tweets about happened in. The Hilary Clinton that really did run a child sex slave ring out of a pizza shop sounds like a horrible person.


Is it bad that I actually want to see this alt-history fantasy written out?
 
2018-02-08 02:33:00 AM  

Major Malfunction: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Mega Steve: Fast Talkin Fanny: Trump doesn't remember what he said yesterday, much less last week.

It's really not fair to call him a liar anymore. He lives in Trumpworld and to him, whatever falls out of his mouth is fact

The answer is very simple: Every President gets to go to Area 51 and take a piece of top secret technology to dick around with. President Bush (Jr) took the weather control device. President Obama took the time machine. Donald took the multiverse portal.

He's not lying. He simply can't remember WHICH universe the thing he tweets about happened in. The Hilary Clinton that really did run a child sex slave ring out of a pizza shop sounds like a horrible person.

Is it bad that I actually want to see this alt-history fantasy written out?


She took the honourable way out, confessed on live TV, asked forgiveness, and then et a loaded gun. The camera crew hadda use a mop to wipe the gunk off their lenses.

Her will was discovered to have assigned her entire estate to the restoration of the childrens' well being.
 
2018-02-08 09:52:45 AM  

emtwo: snocone: stir22: Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.

Yep.  I seldom Facebook anymore, but, I've noticed that out of 10-12 diehard Trumpers on my feed, there is one left...and he's 50% "he's doing what I hired him for", and 50% "buttery males."

The three relatives that used to be Trumpers have gone quiet about it. The short list still has two accounts of "people I used to know" quoting smoke and bullet points. I suspect they are hacked accounts.

See, this is exactly why I don't ever communicate with any of my relatives that voted for Trump.

A few years after he's out of office, they'll be able to admit he was a bad choice, without all the baggage of us having yelled at eachother for the intervening years.

If we had regular exchanges now, we'd just be pissed off and entrench ourselves. They'd probably never be able to admit his utter incompetence if I kept forcing them to get defensive and dig in further.

/I don't know if I'm joking
//I'm glad bourbon doesn't get to vote
///All the family I need


Therin is the problem. The division will last far beyond the triggers dumped by Donniebonespurs.
 
2018-02-08 10:33:44 AM  

Ambivalence: Only an idiot would trust anything trump says at this point.


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