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(ESPN)   Seattle QB Russell Wilson has been traded to New York's pro sports franchise   ( espn.com) divider line
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2018-02-07 03:41:30 PM  
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Even though I hate the Yankees, the answer is no.
 
2018-02-07 04:19:32 PM  
Uh oh...Malcolm Butler is coming up to the plate...
 
2018-02-07 04:25:53 PM  

Wadded Beef: Uh oh...Malcolm Butler is coming up to the plate...


well, he's well rested.
 
2018-02-07 04:46:00 PM  
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2018-02-07 04:47:03 PM  
Well, after the Mets brought in Tebow, you didn't expect the Yankees to do nothing, did you?
 
2018-02-07 04:49:21 PM  
The Bills?
 
2018-02-07 04:55:24 PM  
Why didn't they just trade him to Seattle for a bunch of coffee as a PR stunt.
 
2018-02-07 05:18:11 PM  
LOL  subby you missed a perfectly cromulent opportunity to fark with Seahawk fans.
 
2018-02-07 05:35:34 PM  
So the Yankees now have a better QB than either New York NFL team.
 
2018-02-07 05:55:27 PM  

The_Sponge: [img.fark.net image 625x468]

Even though I hate the Yankees, the answer is no.


No, they're called sprinkles.  Only Eagles fans call them Jimmies.
 
2018-02-07 06:06:42 PM  

lilbjorn: So the Yankees now have a better QB than either New York NFL team.


And the Mets.
 
2018-02-07 06:07:09 PM  

lilbjorn: So the Yankees now have a better QB than either New York NFL team.


When he was traded to the Rangers, I said a similar thing about him being the best QB in Texas, and found myself on the receiving end of quite a diatribe.
 
2018-02-07 06:09:00 PM  

JJRRutgers: No, they're called sprinkles. Only Eagles fans call them Jimmies.



I LOL'd.


Super Chronic: When he was traded to the Rangers, I said a similar thing about him being the best QB in Texas, and found myself on the receiving end of quite a diatribe.


We've all been there.  I should tell her that I've found Tony Romo to be enjoyable as broadcaster.

/Nah.
//I'll lie and say he sucks.
 
2018-02-07 06:09:20 PM  

Super Chronic: lilbjorn: So the Yankees now have a better QB than either New York NFL team.

When he was traded to the Rangers, I said a similar thing about him being the best QB in Texas, and found myself on the receiving end of quite a diatribe.


You weren't wrong.
 
2018-02-07 08:13:35 PM  
So, according to ESPN, Wilson is 'expected' to report, even though they go on to say he isn't going to and everyone knows it.

I remember when English comprehension was important in journalism.
 
2018-02-07 08:35:20 PM  
He's basically following the A-Rod career path.

Start as a phenom in Seattle, then sign with the Rangers, get traded to the Yankees...
 
2018-02-07 09:15:19 PM  

IAmRight: He's basically following the A-Rod career path.

Start as a phenom in Seattle, then sign with the Rangers, get traded to the Yankees...


Honestly, Wilson could probably be a decent analyst too, if he'd be able to lay off the Jesus stuff.
 
2018-02-07 09:57:36 PM  

JJRRutgers: The_Sponge: [img.fark.net image 625x468]

Even though I hate the Yankees, the answer is no.

No, they're called sprinkles.  Only Eagles fans call them Jimmies.


A large cone comes with a Jimmy Gram.
 
2018-02-07 11:52:12 PM  
If I were Wilson, I'd ask myself a simple question: is it worth chasing Pro Football Hall of Fame status despite the high likelihood of developing CTE, or would he rather just make money in a much less dangerous sport?  He's got a Super Bowl ring already.  He's already got a lot of money.  Why not just switch to something that will still make him money and not turn is brain into pudding?
 
2018-02-08 02:04:24 AM  

JJRRutgers: The_Sponge: [img.fark.net image 625x468]

Even though I hate the Yankees, the answer is no.

No, they're called sprinkles.  Only Eagles fans call them Jimmies.


Actually, they are Jimmies in New England as well. So Eagles and Pats fans have something in common.
 
2018-02-08 02:04:51 AM  

NakedReporta: lilbjorn: So the Yankees now have a better QB than either New York NFL team.

And the Mets.


And the Bills.
 
2018-02-08 02:06:05 AM  

jayfurr: If I were Wilson, I'd ask myself a simple question: is it worth chasing Pro Football Hall of Fame status despite the high likelihood of developing CTE, or would he rather just make money in a much less dangerous sport?  He's got a Super Bowl ring already.  He's already got a lot of money.  Why not just switch to something that will still make him money and not turn is brain into pudding?


The football high is just too good. People who use drugs know it turns their brain to pudding, but they keep doing it because of the high it gives them.
 
2018-02-08 02:06:12 AM  

The_Sponge: JJRRutgers: No, they're called sprinkles. Only Eagles fans call them Jimmies.


I LOL'd.


Super Chronic: When he was traded to the Rangers, I said a similar thing about him being the best QB in Texas, and found myself on the receiving end of quite a diatribe.

We've all been there.  I should tell her that I've found Tony Romo to be enjoyable as broadcaster.

/Nah.
//I'll lie and say he sucks.


Romo finally got to a championship, hope he got some tips from Bortles.
 
2018-02-08 02:08:25 AM  

IAmRight: He's basically following the A-Rod career path.

Start as a phenom in Seattle, then sign with the Rangers, get traded to the Yankees...


So he'll be busted for HGH soon?
 
2018-02-08 02:33:28 AM  

punkwrestler: IAmRight: He's basically following the A-Rod career path.

Start as a phenom in Seattle, then sign with the Rangers, get traded to the Yankees...

So he'll be busted for HGH soon?


Apparently he calls them "nano bubbles."
 
2018-02-08 02:34:14 AM  
It's OK, though, he's a QB, they don't test QBs for drugs. Bad for business.
 
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