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(The Sun (Ireland))   I want to believe this secret police audio that proves these fishermen were really abducted by 'lobster aliens'   ( thesun.ie) divider line
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2018-02-07 12:40:10 PM  
Oh they mean Chuuls!

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2018-02-07 01:14:04 PM  
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2018-02-07 02:01:07 PM  
Crab People
 
2018-02-07 05:24:27 PM  
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The horror was real.
 
2018-02-07 05:24:32 PM  
I want to believe that The Sun is source of information and the pinnacle of journalistic integrity but that shiat ain't happening either.
 
2018-02-07 05:27:22 PM  
when it's in all caps, it has to be the TRUTH
 
2018-02-07 05:27:50 PM  
Pascagoula River, in Mississippi,

I'm going to go with this........

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Plus this....

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2018-02-07 05:28:43 PM  
They're bringing brine. They're snapists. And some, I assume, are good tasting.
 
2018-02-07 05:30:39 PM  
Dad-a-chum?
Dum-a-chum?
 
2018-02-07 05:33:19 PM  
They were defeated and sent packing in the late sixties. I read about it in Butterfly Kid, by Chester Anderson.
 
2018-02-07 05:33:46 PM  
FTFA: The creatures had carrot-like noses and ears, according to the pair
<rendered photo showing noses & ears that look nothing like carrots>


Must have used that same sketch artist from earlier.
 
2018-02-07 05:36:01 PM  
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2018-02-07 05:38:28 PM  
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2018-02-07 05:38:30 PM  
Were they coated with butter?
 
2018-02-07 05:40:11 PM  
Ufologist, I'd like to see that diploma.
 
2018-02-07 05:40:11 PM  

Skyd1v: Dad-a-chum?
Dum-a-chum?


Did-a-chick?
 
2018-02-07 05:41:48 PM  
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2018-02-07 05:45:10 PM  
FTA:
"...ever recorded were telling the truth, a UFO researcher has claimed."

Well of course,  when you're a UFO researcher everything you're looking for is proof of their existence.   There are many people who have been recorded as claiming their innocence of their crime sitting in jail right now.   Just because someone sticks to their story,  doesn't make it true.

Somebody really needed to fill an article out and found some crazy.
 
2018-02-07 05:45:19 PM  
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2018-02-07 05:46:09 PM  

uncleacid: Ufologist, I'd like to see that diploma.


Closest thing I could find is $13.99 on Amazon.
 
2018-02-07 05:48:01 PM  
Hmmmm

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2018-02-07 05:49:53 PM  
Ufologist looks like Randy quaid
 
2018-02-07 05:52:14 PM  
Oh tfa is about the 1973 report.  I thought it was a recent sighting.

Old news is so exciting
 
2018-02-07 05:56:49 PM  

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I saw this porn...
 
2018-02-07 05:58:48 PM  
I've watched plenty of "Ancient Aliens". As I understand it they spent hundreds or thousands of years coming here, teaching us how to build great societies. Teaching math, engineering etc. and then they  suddenly disappeared and now only visit hicks in the swamps of Arkansas.

What happened? Are they mad at us or something?
 
2018-02-07 05:59:03 PM  
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"What the f*ck are robster craws?"
 
2018-02-07 05:59:55 PM  

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The horror was real.


Aw, I was gonna post that

Now I'm stuck with an Ultraman reference

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...or that Star Trek episode when Captains Picard and Janeway went to warp 10, devolved into crustaceans, and mingled their egg masses and milt

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/yeah, lobsters don't produce milt, but I like saying "milt", ok?
 
2018-02-07 06:00:47 PM  
The police interview was secretly recorded, this prove it was real.
 
2018-02-07 06:01:48 PM  
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2018-02-07 06:02:34 PM  

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I would cover her with butter.

/Will report myself.
 
2018-02-07 06:04:46 PM  

abhorrent1: I've watched plenty of "Ancient Aliens". As I understand it they spent hundreds or thousands of years coming here, teaching us how to build great societies. Teaching math, engineering etc. and then they  suddenly disappeared and now only visit hicks in the swamps of Arkansas.

What happened? Are they mad at us or something?


Have you looked at human civilization?

They're looking for a more primitive state of humanity, to try again.

It's like screwing up your current playthrough, and reverting to an old save before you wasted all those points in the wrong skill tree.
 
2018-02-07 06:06:30 PM  
B-52's Rock Lobster
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2018-02-07 06:15:02 PM  
Lobster Man from Mars.

I recommend this movie. Most SF movie parodies are weak and "zany". This movie is fairly good while remaining true to the can-do spirit of B-movie making. It is one of very few intentionally bad movies that are bad enough to be good.

Also recommended:

The Attack of the Crab Monsters
Teenagers from Outer Space


They both stay with the crustaceans from space theme. The latter movie was made by a gay director using his toy boys as actors. The giant lobsters are just projections on a screen. Low budget meets Camp.
 
2018-02-07 06:15:25 PM  
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2018-02-07 06:20:54 PM  

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Took my then girlfriend to Central Park to dance to them all day in the early eighties, she's still my wife ....
 
2018-02-07 06:30:16 PM  
What is a 40-something year old man doing with a 19 year old boy?
Fishing indeed.
/aliens..... sure....
 
2018-02-07 06:46:09 PM  
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster and Rock Lobster
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2018-02-07 06:48:18 PM  

ihateallofyou: What is a 40-something year old man doing with a 19 year old boy?
Fishing indeed.
/aliens..... sure....


Dipping his pole in the ole fishing HOLE
 
2018-02-07 06:58:59 PM  
i dunno. Sounds like a snare. An ambush. A...a...
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2018-02-07 07:16:22 PM  

MBooda: i dunno. Sounds like a snare. An ambush. A...a...
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2018-02-07 08:19:32 PM  
Probably just used in some ill-conceived S&M plot.
 
2018-02-07 09:39:49 PM  
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2018-02-07 09:54:32 PM  

whitroth: They were defeated and sent packing in the late sixties. I read about it in Butterfly Kid, by Chester Anderson.


Holy crap!  Somebody else actually read that book?

Next think you know somebody will be talking about White Light and Rudy Rucker.
 
2018-02-07 11:38:32 PM  
Parthenogenetic:
...or that Star Trek episode when Captains Picard and Janeway went to warp 10, devolved into crustaceans, and mingled their egg masses and milt

/yeah, lobsters don't produce milt, but I like saying "milt", ok?


Yeah, It wasn't Picard and they weren't crustaceans either.
 
2018-02-08 02:02:42 AM  
 
2018-02-08 09:11:35 AM  
So it's a recording of them claiming what they claimed?
 
2018-02-08 10:11:26 AM  

boring old doug: So it's a recording of them claiming what they claimed?


But it's all meta because they don't know they are being recorded claiming what they claimed
 
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