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(WCAX Vermont)   Meet the criminal masterminds, Zachariah and Hezekiah, who got chased away from their own armed robbery by someone that wasn't even supposed to be there that day   ( wcax.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Dodge Ram, Barton convenience store, year-old Lester Bousquet, Derby Line men, Pickup truck, grey Dodge Ram, unknown white male, Crime  
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2018-02-07 10:19:06 AM  
Well, that turned out to be a no prophet scenario.
 
2018-02-07 10:43:09 AM  
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2018-02-07 11:07:48 AM  
See?  This is what happens when you let your good Amish boys visit the city.
 
2018-02-07 12:07:53 PM  
Bunch of savages in that town :P

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2018-02-07 12:09:01 PM  
How the fark are they not Amish?
 
2018-02-07 12:13:11 PM  

beezeltown: How the fark are they not Amish?


Maybe they are. I mean, I know tons of people who claim to be this or that religion but don't follow some or any of the "rules"
 Maybe they just raise a barn near the holidays or something?
 
2018-02-07 12:14:06 PM  
Give it to me you Abe Lincoln looking muthafarker.
 
2018-02-07 12:14:17 PM  

beezeltown: How the fark are they not Amish?


Seriously.  I was expecting a wagon chase and beards and stuff.
 
2018-02-07 12:20:15 PM  
I applaud the fact the location, city and state, preceded the story. Yay!

/maybe there's hope for online journalism
 
2018-02-07 12:20:17 PM  
Who fled in a grey Dodge Ram truck?
 
2018-02-07 12:21:22 PM  
Were Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego too busy to help?
 
2018-02-07 12:21:47 PM  
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
 
2018-02-07 12:29:45 PM  
My first thought was refugees from an extreme LDS church, kicked out so as to not be competition for all the old sickos.
 
2018-02-07 12:35:15 PM  
Rumspringa gone bad?
 
2018-02-07 12:36:52 PM  
Derby Line, VT? They could have escaped the country just by going to the town library.
 
2018-02-07 12:44:13 PM  
Own robbery?

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a robbery.
 
2018-02-07 12:55:31 PM  

boyvoyeur: Who fled in a grey Dodge Ram truck?


He did. Says right there in the article. Duh....
/Pronoun slingers suck
//That's what she said
///Them three
 
2018-02-07 12:56:18 PM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Strange Stupid things are afoot at the Circle K


FTFY
 
2018-02-07 12:59:10 PM  
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2018-02-07 12:59:43 PM  

vudukungfu: Rumspringa gone bad?


Runawayspringa
 
2018-02-07 01:06:30 PM  

patrick767: Were Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego too busy to help?


They were at a barbeque.
 
2018-02-07 01:11:45 PM  

vudukungfu: Rumspringa gone bad?


They are suppose to get wild during rumspringa, maybe they got a little too wild?
 
2018-02-07 01:18:22 PM  
Wondering what happened to Zephaniah, Nehemiah, Jeremiah, and Obadiah...
 
2018-02-07 01:18:50 PM  
I'm sad that the headline lies, there is no mention of the clerk not being supposed to be here. That might cause me to restart drinking.

/I stopped about 12 hours ago.
 
2018-02-07 01:20:59 PM  

patrick767: Were Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego too busy to help?


Nah, they prefer to be referred to as Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah.
 
2018-02-07 01:23:44 PM  
If Obamaadiah had a son.
 
2018-02-07 01:29:20 PM  
He gave them that Barton Clerk feeling!

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2018-02-07 01:40:11 PM  
Devious and Mutthead.

Cue Weird Al Yankovich with "Living in an Amish Paradise".

'Weird' Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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2018-02-07 01:46:29 PM  

Travis_Bickle: He gave them that Barton Clerk feeling!


I'll show you the life of the mart! I'll show you the life of the mart!
 
2018-02-07 02:06:47 PM  
Fark you disappoint!

Bill and Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K
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2018-02-07 02:10:15 PM  
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2018-02-07 02:39:20 PM  
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Es meshugenah
 
2018-02-07 02:51:00 PM  

puckrock2000: Derby Line, VT? They could have escaped the country just by going to the town library.


Unless they were illegal immigrants from the library.
 
2018-02-07 02:52:33 PM  

Snort: beezeltown: How the fark are they not Amish?

Seriously.  I was expecting a wagon chase and beards and stuff.


You dumb bastard. It's not a wagon chase, it's a schooner.
 
2018-02-07 03:17:54 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Snort: beezeltown: How the fark are they not Amish?

Seriously.  I was expecting a wagon chase and beards and stuff.

You dumb bastard. It's not a wagon chase, it's a schooner.


I was going to go with one horse shay but that seemed to high class.
 
2018-02-07 04:08:51 PM  

LordOfThePings: Own robbery?

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a robbery.


It *IS*, however, company policy to terminate the staff who were present at the time of the robbery.

/I only know this because my girlfriend used to be an assistant manager at a Circle K
 
2018-02-07 06:59:09 PM  
Subby is a moran, nowhere in the linked article does it say that ANYONE wasn't supposed to be there!
 
2018-02-07 07:27:48 PM  
Zachariah and Hezikeah....

Why would two Jews need to rob a Circle K? The money exchange not doing well?

/self reported
 
2018-02-08 08:23:15 AM  

bratface: Subby is a moran, nowhere in the linked article does it say that ANYONE wasn't supposed to be there!


Ever see the movie, Clerks?
 
2018-02-08 01:34:04 PM  

vudukungfu: bratface: Subby is a moran, nowhere in the linked article does it say that ANYONE wasn't supposed to be there!

Ever see the movie, Clerks?


No.
 
2018-02-08 04:12:07 PM  

bratface: vudukungfu: bratface: Subby is a moran, nowhere in the linked article does it say that ANYONE wasn't supposed to be there!

Ever see the movie, Clerks?

No.


Username checks out
 
2018-02-08 06:21:33 PM  

vudukungfu: bratface: vudukungfu: bratface: Subby is a moran, nowhere in the linked article does it say that ANYONE wasn't supposed to be there!

Ever see the movie, Clerks?

No.

Username checks out


AND?
 
2018-02-08 10:42:23 PM  

bratface: vudukungfu: bratface: vudukungfu: bratface: Subby is a moran, nowhere in the linked article does it say that ANYONE wasn't supposed to be there!

Ever see the movie, Clerks?

No.

Username checks out

AND?


Go see clerks,
I and 2
 
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