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(MassLive)   Police report from Gronk burglary shows he owned a lot of ██████████ and a big pile of ██████████. Also, lives with two other dudes   ( masslive.com) divider line
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2018-02-07 07:37:11 AM  
dildos, lube
 
2018-02-07 07:40:36 AM  

cretinbob: dildos, lube


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2018-02-07 07:47:48 AM  
Gronk lives with a man named Rob A. Goon. He's gotta be suspect number one.
 
2018-02-07 07:51:42 AM  

cretinbob: dildos, lube


One should never imply ownership of a dildo.
 
2018-02-07 08:02:37 AM  
Seriously, Rob A Goon?

PERFECT
 
2018-02-07 08:13:21 AM  

snocone: Seriously, Rob A Goon?

PERFECT


Haha... he lives with goons. No wai?!
 
2018-02-07 08:13:30 AM  
"Goon is Gronkowski's friend and all-around bodyman" HAHA that's priceless. too bad the third guy isn't named Rob too, though his last name being "Ruckdaschel" helps.
 
2018-02-07 08:19:44 AM  
Maybe they should ask the interwebs for a new name for ol' Rob.
The present moniker is ruined.

"Rob McRobface" in early.
 
2018-02-07 08:19:47 AM  
I see we got the dildo thing covered...

/*a* dildo
 
2018-02-07 08:21:49 AM  
Dollars to donuts those were handguns valued at $500, Glocks most likely. Goon's Glocks. Somebody get the website.
 
2018-02-07 08:29:41 AM  

virulent_loser: "Goon is Gronkowski's friend and all-around bodyman"


does he fix the cable?
 
2018-02-07 08:31:46 AM  

snocone: Maybe they should ask the interwebs for a new name for ol' Rob.
The present moniker is ruined.

"Rob McRobface" in early.


Robby McRobberface.
 
2018-02-07 08:33:51 AM  
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2018-02-07 08:37:39 AM  

Sailing Starflower: virulent_loser: "Goon is Gronkowski's friend and all-around bodyman"

does he fix the cable?


while admittedly not knowing what Mr. Goon looks like, I was rather hoping Gronk himself fixes the cable.
 
2018-02-07 08:44:21 AM  
Those guys sure do love their gasoline fights.
 
2018-02-07 08:47:24 AM  
Gronk, Ruckdaschel, and Goon. That's a Mafia lawfirm.
 
2018-02-07 08:50:43 AM  
Check him for tats.
 
2018-02-07 08:53:58 AM  
Anyone else think it's funny that Gronk needs a bodyguard? How big must he be?
 
2018-02-07 08:54:23 AM  
Neighbors heard someone from inside the house scream "YOU GOT ROBBED!" and called the police.

Turns out it was a silly little sex act from someone named Rob.
 
2018-02-07 08:56:38 AM  

Tommy Moo: Anyone else think it's funny that Gronk needs a bodyguard? How big must he be?


Some people want a bodyguard for reasons other than security. Ask the Nashville mayor.
 
2018-02-07 09:16:39 AM  
Goon robs a Rob.
 
2018-02-07 09:24:48 AM  

ChrisDe: Tommy Moo: Anyone else think it's funny that Gronk needs a bodyguard? How big must he be?

Some people want a bodyguard for reasons other than security. Ask the Nashville mayor.


That story reminded me of the tv show Delocated with Jon's ex-wife sleeping with all of his bodyguards.
 
2018-02-07 09:41:49 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Gronk lives with a man named Rob A. Goon. He's gotta be suspect number one.


And you can read the name in two different ways, too.  "Rob-a-Goon" or "Rob, a goon".  The guy could be robbing goons, or perhaps is one.
 
2018-02-07 09:49:19 AM  
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2018-02-07 10:07:15 AM  

cretinbob: dildos, lube


Is Rob's house also a bird sanctuary?
 
2018-02-07 10:08:07 AM  
I bet they have a party mansion.

flier. nothing sexual.
Youtube RbSNHAwl0_E
 
2018-02-07 11:12:14 AM  

Tommy Moo: Anyone else think it's funny that Gronk needs a bodyguard? How big must he be?


Not really. It would be bad if he hurt his hands or legs while trying to defend himself.
 
2018-02-07 11:36:54 AM  

born_yesterday: Those guys sure do love their gasoline fights.


what do Gronk and his housemates need to make this all better? orange mocha frappuchinno!!!1
 
2018-02-07 11:38:02 AM  

snocone: Seriously, Rob A Goon?

PERFECT


I know, right.  Now I want to go through the Pats roster, see if they've got a guy named Injure A. Tightend
 
2018-02-07 11:38:04 AM  

LarryDan43: cretinbob: dildos, lube

Is Rob's house also a bird sanctuary?


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2018-02-07 12:05:41 PM  

Tommy Moo: Anyone else think it's funny that Gronk needs a bodyguard? How big must he be?


The guy runs interference, so he doesn't get mobbed by fan boys and ugly women.
 
2018-02-07 12:07:29 PM  
FTFA:

Goon is Gronkowski's friend and all-around bodyman -- chauffeur, contractor, and security guard

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"Hired goons?"
 
2018-02-07 12:26:45 PM  
He's clearly not a millionaire in the same way as Elmer J. Fudd was.  You don't own a lot of mansion or a pile of yacht.
 
2018-02-07 12:31:39 PM  

The_Sponge: FTFA:

Goon is Gronkowski's friend and all-around bodyman -- chauffeur, contractor, and security guard

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

"Hired goons?"


I'm too slow, you beat me to this one.  Well done.
 
2018-02-07 02:30:45 PM  
Look, there's nothing wrong with some tickle-fights amongst roommates.
 
2018-02-07 04:15:15 PM  
This is like that TV Show Gronk P.I.   Just need an antsy Brit as the butler
 
2018-02-07 06:13:53 PM  
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What Rob A. Goon may look like.
 
2018-02-08 05:23:17 PM  
So a "tight end" lives with 2 other guys? NTTAWWT.
 
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