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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Come for the drilling your cousin jokes, stay for the mugshot   ( ksl.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Christopher J. Gallegos, Legal terms, Dewalt hand drill, Assault, cousin, Davis County Jail, Aggravation  
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9083 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2018 at 4:35 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-02-07 03:45:54 AM  
"Christopher of Roy" sounds rather regal.
 
2018-02-07 04:39:12 AM  
Link seems farked.
 
2018-02-07 05:02:34 AM  
That guy needs a fark tag.
He the next Heineken looter or Patrick Triplett.
 
2018-02-07 05:04:16 AM  
So that's how it is in their family
 
2018-02-07 05:04:45 AM  
I'd like you to meet my wife and my cousin!

But there's only one person standing beside you?

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2018-02-07 05:07:50 AM  
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2018-02-07 05:39:13 AM  
So who got the house?
 
2018-02-07 06:03:36 AM  
Ogie Oglethorpe
Youtube G9hOqDrlTEA
 
2018-02-07 06:12:21 AM  
Don't piss off Sideshow Bob people!
 
2018-02-07 06:42:16 AM  
is it bad I was dissapointed?
 
2018-02-07 06:51:34 AM  
Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.
 
2018-02-07 07:00:40 AM  
Belfast, Ireland?

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2018-02-07 07:01:14 AM  

fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.


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2018-02-07 07:08:04 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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don't chuck me out!
 
2018-02-07 07:08:34 AM  
Roy man, wash uffizi drive me to firenze.
 
2018-02-07 07:12:46 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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don't be so bitter. a dewalt drill can really purr.
 
2018-02-07 07:18:44 AM  

elvisaintdead: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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don't be so bitter. a dewalt drill can really purr.


this doesn't auger well for the thread.
 
2018-02-07 07:46:46 AM  
FTFA: "Christopher then exited the vehicle with a Dewalt hand drill as he proceeded to confront (his cousin)," according to a Davis County Jail report.

At least he was using a quality product.  You don't want to be attacked by someone using one of those inferior Black and Decker POSes; there'd be all sorts of shallow holes all over until he finally got the right spot.

/ I'm sure Dewalt is thrilled that one of their Dewalt drills was used in this attack and it was mentioned in the news article.
// Is Makita buying ad-space from KSL.com?
 
2018-02-07 07:49:20 AM  

fluffy_pope: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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don't chuck me out!


Give him a break.  He was just doing a bit.
 
OOF
2018-02-07 08:00:57 AM  
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2018-02-07 08:13:23 AM  
Wow, Matt Stone really let himself go.

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2018-02-07 08:32:30 AM  
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2018-02-07 08:42:41 AM  
Nice to see some detailed reporting for a change.  It was important we know it was a Dewalt hand drill.  I wonder if reporters can get paid for product placement?
 
2018-02-07 08:48:27 AM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Roy man, wash uffizi drive me to firenze.


You ...youi I like
 
2018-02-07 08:51:55 AM  

Prince George: Nice to see some detailed reporting for a change.  It was important we know it was a Dewalt hand drill.  I wonder if reporters can get paid for product placement?


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detailed, but not necessarily accurate. this is a hand drill.
 
2018-02-07 09:05:34 AM  
Well, we actually are cousins.  But only by marriage, so there's no blood.  And we didn't grow up together so there's no creepy factor.  But still--we did meet in W. VA.

The Simpsons - We's all kind of thangs
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2018-02-07 09:10:40 AM  

fluffy_pope: elvisaintdead: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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don't be so bitter. a dewalt drill can really purr.

this doesn't auger well for the thread.


hopefully dewalt's well that ends well.
and that's awl I have to say about that.
 
2018-02-07 09:15:08 AM  

elvisaintdead: fluffy_pope: elvisaintdead: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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don't be so bitter. a dewalt drill can really purr.

this doesn't auger well for the thread.

hopefully dewalt's well that ends well.
and that's awl I have to say about that.


oh, bosch!
 
2018-02-07 09:20:06 AM  
Art Garfunkel really has let himself go
 
2018-02-07 10:25:16 AM  
All the fun of an ingrown hillbilly family tree multiplied by "rural Utah polygamist heritage".
 
2018-02-07 10:55:09 AM  
Wasn't he in Pablo Cruise?
 
2018-02-07 10:59:30 AM  

doctor wu: Wasn't he in Pablo Cruise?


Tom Cruise, maybe.
 
2018-02-07 11:46:21 AM  
Congressman Jamm?
 
2018-02-07 12:01:55 PM  
Leave the hair. Lifers love a (beep) with a nice head of hair.
 
2018-02-07 12:02:53 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: fluffy_pope: Assault by DeWalt? That's a bit boring.

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Even Nazi Kitten thinks he is a dick.
 
2018-02-07 12:42:19 PM  
Mugshot of the year! And it's only february.
 
2018-02-07 08:53:01 PM  
"Oh it's KSL. Someone local-ish I bet." *clicks*

Well, I know who he is and that photo doesn't surprise me one bit.
 
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