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2018-02-06 09:26:53 PM  
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2018-02-07 02:49:30 AM  
Unfortunately he didn't crash enough.
 
2018-02-07 04:25:36 AM  

frostus: Unfortunately he didn't crash enough.


  But he did curb his enthusiasm.
 
2018-02-07 08:37:46 AM  
I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.
 
2018-02-07 08:39:44 AM  
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/unavailable for comment
 
2018-02-07 09:13:51 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.


  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.
 
2018-02-07 09:48:13 AM  
I bet that curbed his enthusiasm!
 
2018-02-07 10:36:55 AM  
I think his fervor was abated.
 
2018-02-07 10:56:05 AM  
"Guys, my car is totally fine! I didn't damage it hurling it at a curb! No damage whatsoever. None."
 
2018-02-07 12:31:38 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.

  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.


so you are counting on people not RTFA, deliberately trolling for funnies by copying right from the article, then get snitty when your cunning plan is called out?

/sounds about right
 
2018-02-07 02:24:35 PM  

johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.

  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.

so you are counting on people not RTFA, deliberately trolling for funnies by copying right from the article, then get snitty when your cunning plan is called out?

/sounds about right


 And wtf am I counting on people to not read the article for?  Are you insinuating I should stick to wholly original content?  Or maybe I should be sued for use of someone else's funny line?  It's a serious, no flagrant, abuse of intellectual property, I may never recover from the blow back. F U, too.

 You're damn right I'll get snippy. Come at me Bro!
 
2018-02-07 03:09:29 PM  
Huh. Lucky. I bumped a curb in an 8th generation Accord last summer. I was not attempting to run over birds, just distracted coming out of a Walgreen's drive through. Wasn't going nearly as fast as the dude in TFA.

The car was most decidedly not in perfect condition afterwards. Curb rash is inevitable, so I have to have a little perspective about the then-brand-new rims (*sob*), but at least it only took the dealership two tries to get the alignment back right.

*shudder*

That was not a cheap mistake.
 
2018-02-07 03:25:48 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.

  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.

so you are counting on people not RTFA, deliberately trolling for funnies by copying right from the article, then get snitty when your cunning plan is called out?

/sounds about right

 And wtf am I counting on people to not read the article for?  Are you insinuating I should stick to wholly original content?  Or maybe I should be sued for use of someone else's funny line?  It's a serious, no flagrant, abuse of intellectual property, I may never recover from the blow back. F U, too.

 You're damn right I'll get snippy. Come at me Bro!


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2018-02-07 03:34:30 PM  

johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.

  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.

so you are counting on people not RTFA, deliberately trolling for funnies by copying right from the article, then get snitty when your cunning plan is called out?

/sounds about right

 And wtf am I counting on people to not read the article for?  Are you insinuating I should stick to wholly original content?  Or maybe I should be sued for use of someone else's funny line?  It's a serious, no flagrant, abuse of intellectual property, I may never recover from the blow back. F U, too.

 You're damn right I'll get snippy. Come at me Bro!

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 Hey, that's a witty rejoinder, copy and paste that from the interwebs did ya? What's the difference here?
 Hint : I already know, but semantics and stuff.
 I cite things that need citing, do you really think a quick one line funny needs a that from the article?
 
2018-02-07 03:42:59 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.

  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.

so you are counting on people not RTFA, deliberately trolling for funnies by copying right from the article, then get snitty when your cunning plan is called out?

/sounds about right

 And wtf am I counting on people to not read the article for?  Are you insinuating I should stick to wholly original content?  Or maybe I should be sued for use of someone else's funny line?  It's a serious, no flagrant, abuse of intellectual property, I may never recover from the blow back. F U, too.

 You're damn right I'll get snippy. Come at me Bro!

[i.imgur.com image 320x180]

 Hey, that's a witty rejoinder, copy and paste that from the interwebs did ya? What's the difference here?
 Hint : I already know, but semantics and stuff.
 I cite things that need citing, do you really think a quick one line funny needs a that from the article?


Carlos Mencia, is that you?

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2018-02-07 04:00:24 PM  

johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Englebert Slaptyback: I dont want to be on this planet anymore:

  But he did curb his enthusiasm.

Yes, that was mentioned explicitly in TFA, but good job copying it.

  New to Fark? Guess how many folks round here DRTFA ? Go on, guess?
  Your indignation is noted, and ignored.

so you are counting on people not RTFA, deliberately trolling for funnies by copying right from the article, then get snitty when your cunning plan is called out?

/sounds about right

 And wtf am I counting on people to not read the article for?  Are you insinuating I should stick to wholly original content?  Or maybe I should be sued for use of someone else's funny line?  It's a serious, no flagrant, abuse of intellectual property, I may never recover from the blow back. F U, too.

 You're damn right I'll get snippy. Come at me Bro!

[i.imgur.com image 320x180]

 Hey, that's a witty rejoinder, copy and paste that from the interwebs did ya? What's the difference here?
 Hint : I already know, but semantics and stuff.
 I cite things that need citing, do you really think a quick one line funny needs a that from the article?

Carlos Mencia, is that you?

[i.imgur.com image 459x258]


 So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.
 
2018-02-07 04:13:24 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.


your indignation is noted and ignored1

1. I don't want to be on this planet anymore, 2018, Fark thread 9903931
 
2018-02-07 04:19:35 PM  

johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.

your indignation is noted and ignored1

1. I don't want to be on this planet anymore, 2018, Fark thread 9903931


Oh noes, better delete my account.
 
2018-02-07 04:25:53 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.

your indignation is noted and ignored1

1. I don't want to be on this planet anymore, 2018, Fark thread 9903931

Oh noes, better delete my account.


wow, you really don't get it do you?
 
2018-02-07 04:41:17 PM  

johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.

your indignation is noted and ignored1

1. I don't want to be on this planet anymore, 2018, Fark thread 9903931

Oh noes, better delete my account.

wow, you really don't get it do you?


 You don't seem willing to mansplain it to me.
 
2018-02-07 04:44:01 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.

your indignation is noted and ignored1

1. I don't want to be on this planet anymore, 2018, Fark thread 9903931

Oh noes, better delete my account.

wow, you really don't get it do you?

 You don't seem willing to mansplain it to me.


ok i will, let me do some research and I will get right back to you
 
2018-02-07 05:27:16 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: johnny_vegas: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: So just the witty rejoinders then, gotcha. Piss off then.

your indignation is noted and ignored1

1. I don't want to be on this planet anymore, 2018, Fark thread 9903931

Oh noes, better delete my account.

wow, you really don't get it do you?

 You don't seem willing to mansplain it to me.


My enthusiasm for following this thread has been curbed.
 
2018-02-07 05:32:49 PM  
 Sorry, eh. Having a day and quick to anger. Weed and Booze is on the way as we get ready to hunker down for a winter storm.
 
2018-02-07 06:24:13 PM  
Why would you try to run over birds? I killed more than half a dozen yesterday without trying.

/birds kept congregating on the cleared part of a freeway during a snow-storm.
//I don't even understand it. There was clear parts and fences on the side of the road that didn't have vehicles barreling through them
///Had to pull three of their bodies out of my grill.
 
2018-02-07 06:56:21 PM  
I bet that curbed his enthusiasm!
 
2018-02-08 09:11:32 AM  
Dumb-arse driver + lame-arse car. Hope this idiot pays big $$$$ for repairs.
 
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