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(Action News Jacksonville)   A dental hygienist admits he kissed patient. No, he doesn't look like Ryan Gosling, Farkettes   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2018-02-06 07:17:13 PM  
...and that's even knowing what she looks like with her mouth cranked open, packed with cotton, and a suction tube hanging to one side while she tears up and tries not to gag on blood & saliva while he's shoving a sharp metal instrument between her molars and gums.

Either she's hot or he's disturbed.
 
2018-02-06 10:39:09 PM  
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Your gonna gimme that dong, Dale.
 
2018-02-07 12:01:53 AM  
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2018-02-07 01:02:33 AM  
The best part of getting your teeth cleaned is the soft breasts pushing up against your head for half an hour.
 
2018-02-07 03:30:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of getting your teeth cleaned is the soft breasts pushing up against your head for half an hour.


I want to know what dentist you go to.

/half an hour??
 
2018-02-07 04:24:54 AM  
He may not look like Ryan Gosling, but he looks better than me.  So... count your blessings that I'm not a dental hygienist... or a bus driver for that matter...
 
2018-02-07 06:41:11 AM  

fusillade762: I want to know what dentist you go to.


The one in this story
 
2018-02-07 07:25:04 AM  
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2018-02-07 07:39:06 AM  
Did he have a spatula tattooed on his arm?
 
2018-02-07 07:55:18 AM  
Raise your hand if you've seen this on xHamster!

what?
nobody?

um... me neither.
 
2018-02-07 08:08:10 AM  
He looks like my Uncle Jun.   Tsk, tsk.
 
2018-02-07 08:17:07 AM  
Being that my wife is a dental hygienist, I am getting a kick out of...oh wait, just got a text from her, she has to work late tonight...again.
 
2018-02-07 08:34:35 AM  
They never look like Ryan gosling...
 
2018-02-07 08:35:49 AM  
Ryan who?

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Oh, Gosling.  Never mind.
 
2018-02-07 08:44:34 AM  
So it's not safe?
 
2018-02-07 08:54:17 AM  
I may have a bit of a man crush on Ryan Gosling. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I also own the coat he wore in Blade Runner 2049.
 
2018-02-07 08:57:32 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of getting your teeth cleaned is the soft breasts pushing up against your head for half an hour.


Heh..
When I was a naive 14-year old boy, the dental hygenist would always smoosh those things against my head.  I always figured they were just having a laugh seeing if they could blow a kid's mind.  Decades later I asked my wife and she said no, those things just stick out, get in the way and there's nothing you can do about 'em.

/naive 51 year old man
 
2018-02-07 09:09:04 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of getting your teeth cleaned is the soft breasts pushing up against your head for half an hour.


That made going to the dentist as a kid a lot easier.  Then we learned that she had Hep C...
 
2018-02-07 09:11:13 AM  
Even if you're Ryan Gosling, nobody wants to get kissed while in the dentist chair. You're in a vulnerable position and unable to escape easily. Not cool.
 
2018-02-07 09:37:03 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: Even if you're Ryan Gosling, nobody wants to get kissed while in the dentist chair. You're in a vulnerable position and unable to escape easily. Not cool.


Ain't that the tooth

/sorry
 
2018-02-07 09:38:05 AM  

PiffMan420: I may have a bit of a man crush on Ryan Gosling. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I also own the coat he wore in Blade Runner 2049.


Wait...a replica or THE actual coat?
 
2018-02-07 09:39:20 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of getting your teeth cleaned is the soft breasts pushing up against your head for half an hour.


*whew* Thought it was just me.

Should we also talk about how intimate-feeling a haircut can be?
 
2018-02-07 09:50:34 AM  
He filled the cavity?
 
2018-02-07 10:19:47 AM  

fat boy: He filled the cavity?


Hiiiyooooooo!!!
 
2018-02-07 10:25:45 AM  
this thread is very surprisingly short on thatsmyfetish.gif
 
2018-02-07 01:11:37 PM  
You're saying there's a MALE hygienist somewhere?

Sure and there's also a Rex Reed Junior

Wanted to be a dentist, Was told there was not enough hair on the backs of my hands

/they wear gloves now. Joke is tired
 
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