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(AZCentral)   Police officer accused of impregnating teen, Fb- not the father   ( divider line
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9696 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2002 at 3:55 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-15 04:02:48 PM  
That is some messed up shiat. So much for protect and serve!
2002-01-15 04:04:46 PM  
shouldn't the charge be statutory rape? ...even if i can't spell it?

a charge of "enticement"...never heard that one before.
2002-01-15 04:04:56 PM  
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2002-01-15 04:08:33 PM  
Sounds like some little slut liked to get some mad dick action and when mommie and daddie found out, she called rape. I say charge the biatch as a terrorist.
2002-01-15 04:09:47 PM  
This farker is in deep shiat.

Possible 30 years in prison, and the only thing they hate more in prison than child molestors are cops. This slimeball is both.

They are gonna love him good in prison!

Hey dirtball! We all go ga-ga over 16 year olds! We don't touch! It's called self restraint, look into it!
2002-01-15 04:11:42 PM  
I'm obviously in the wrong line of work.
2002-01-15 04:12:08 PM  
i love it that they met in a church youth group...
2002-01-15 04:13:46 PM  
funkyfinger - this is just the kind of sick explicitive that ruins our ability to have a free society, you are way worse than you think, anti-hero, proding someone on is good for a laugh sometimes, but misuse of the power of protection is not at all funny.

(although i do wonder where a sick baserubber like yourself keeps their fingers when they sleep??? need a nap too.
2002-01-15 04:14:05 PM  
Of course Fb is not the father. That would involve sex. Fb has never had sex, uhhhhh with a girl anyway.
2002-01-15 04:14:30 PM  
I suppose they just changed their motto to " To Protect, serve and impregnate "
2002-01-15 04:16:28 PM  

Don't talk to a veteran like that creamy shiat pie.
2002-01-15 04:17:45 PM  
wait a second, a person in a position of authority using it to their advantage?!?!?! This MUST be fake

2002-01-15 04:21:50 PM  
Like they say, 16 will get you 30.

Fb-: I don't think she called rape.. my bet's that the little hormonally imbalanced biatch spilled the beans to some hospital psychiatrist.
2002-01-15 04:22:24 PM  
TM Dragon:
God damnit! You're right!
He's only a
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if she's hot.
2002-01-15 04:24:30 PM  
Inquisitor hold up. wait a farking minute. we DO NOT ALL go ga-ga over 16 years old. man, that's just plain sick. well... unless she got really big titties! then its ok.
2002-01-15 04:25:46 PM  

Those stupid loon biatches always have to cry about something.


Rule 1. Don't fark goth chicks.
2002-01-15 04:31:21 PM  
ummmmmm, hello mr fb-
2002-01-15 04:32:06 PM  
Rule 2. Don't talk about Fark Club.
2002-01-15 04:33:10 PM  
Let this be a lesson to you all: This is what happens to you if you go to church.

My favorite part is the fact that she was 13(!) when they started dating. Nice touch....I wonder if they did it under the big jeebus.
2002-01-15 04:38:19 PM  
At least she was a good sport and tried to kill herself.
2002-01-15 04:38:38 PM  
Man, I want to get laid. I should goto church. laid would be sweet.
2002-01-15 05:00:21 PM  
Authorities said Jones had sex with the teen repeatedly, including in his squad car while on duty.

Hahahahahahaha............. :) "Repeatedly"
2002-01-15 05:00:36 PM  
The Church could use that as a marketing tool, dating service and spiritual advisor...I am glad they starting "dating" (WHATTHE FARK, A 30 YEAR OLD MAN, POLICE OFFICER, DATING A 13 YEAR OLD, WHAT THE FARK IS THIS GUY THINKING) BEFORE THEY DECIDED TO HAVE CHILDREN.
2002-01-15 05:04:07 PM  
man I bet the old lady was PISSED

2002-01-15 05:04:27 PM  
Slayerswine: Now that was a good movie... Especialy the Thumbing the mushroom scene... I laughed my farcking arse off... :)
2002-01-15 05:05:26 PM  
He's not gonna do any time. Cops are above the law.
2002-01-15 05:08:23 PM  
He started abusing her when she was THIRTEEN! Damn, he likes 'em old!
2002-01-15 05:10:28 PM  
Of course we all want to fark 16-year olds. That's why there's a law against it!
2002-01-15 05:12:05 PM  
He MET her when she was 13, he started FARKING her last summer when she was 16. Jeebus people, words are your friends. Try reading them sometime.
2002-01-15 05:14:41 PM  
all I want to now is.... does she suck a good dick ?!?!....she's 16....16 is legal in Nevada...WTF... so they had a "relationship" when she was 13... doesn't mean he was farking her then.....maybe he played it smart AND waited till she turned 16 to bone the horny lil slut....and who the hell said anything about rape ?! and pa probably got pissed when daddy's lil girl was seen in the back of the cop car with her lil legs spread and pressed against her chest yelling..."fakr ME fakr ME !!! DEEPER !!! GOD GIMME THAT COP COCK !!!" or better yet..... her lil head bobbin up and down, getting caught and looking up forgeting to wipe the man juice from her lips.... ohhh, bet daddy would have loved to see that......

sry..... been in that last bye bye
2002-01-15 05:19:36 PM  
quite a few of you would probably do well to go jerk your desperate dicks off instead of reflexively responding to an article like this.

80% of fark are insecure virgins with at least 5 gigs of porn on their harddrive. at least.

pepito pea
2002-01-15 05:20:53 PM  
Sounds like the cop could have used some reference material.
2002-01-15 05:22:47 PM  
Vegasj: you were banging/blowing cops and your dad caught you?

2002-01-15 05:25:32 PM  
This damn "Fb- is not the father" shiat is getting really annoying.
2002-01-15 05:29:50 PM  
Ummm...I'm not a virgin, and I routinely back my porn up on CD....So there!

I just want to know which Chick track this story is reflected in.

2002-01-15 05:30:57 PM  
Moms need to have a STRONG & SERIOUS conversation with the little angels when they hit 12-13 1/2.

Mom: Honey you have a pussy between your legs. It can get you many things in this world. Some of those things are bad some are good. You have the ultimate responsibilty...errr say over your pussy. Make sure you don't give it away till your ready to accept the consequences it my bring. (List the consequences here...........)

Girl: Mom I don't understand all of this. It's confusing.

Mom: Honey don't fark any one 5 years older then you (unless he is wealthy)

Girl: Oh ok!

Mom: Tomorrow were going to the clinic for you first check up as a woman. The nice Dr. will get you some pills.
2002-01-15 05:33:23 PM  

I love you. Why do you want to talk nasty about me. Why can't we be friends?
2002-01-15 05:35:22 PM  
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I really need to become a police officer. You can pretty much do anything and get suspended with pay.
2002-01-15 05:42:00 PM  
Pepitopea "80% of fark are insecure virgins with at least 5 gigs of porn on their harddrive. at least."

guess I'm that 20% eh ? I'm only at 3.65 gigs of porn...err... wait I forgot the beastiality folder.....4.23 gigs.
2002-01-15 05:44:20 PM  
I'm sorry, it was funny the first time, now it's just dumb.
2002-01-15 06:07:14 PM  
what was this girl hanging out with a dirty old macho fakr to begin with? kids this age should be socially active to avoid getting into trouble. maybe she should have joined band. or played sports. or joined a church group.

oh, wait......
2002-01-15 06:13:02 PM  
pigs are filthy animals. Especially the ones that wear guns.
2002-01-15 06:20:12 PM  
I'm just surprised the dude put down the donut long enough to molest the little girl.


Hey little girl, wanna chocolate donut????
2002-01-15 06:20:16 PM  
ah, to be young again... and also a robot
2002-01-15 06:27:58 PM  
Quote from: Jph @ 1-15-02 04:32:06 PM
Rule 2. Don't talk about Fark Club.

The correct rule number 2:
You do not talk about fight club.

With emphasis on the "do" and slightly more emphasis on the "not."

I own DVD. Watched the movie at least 50 times and all the commentaries. GTFO biatch.
2002-01-15 06:30:32 PM  
America really is the land of the goddamn puritans. Thirty years for farking a 16-year old? I'd like to know what great leap in maturity will come in one to two years that suddenly makes this biatch an "adult."

I object to even using the term "child," in any case. We should go back to the 1600s when kids were just tiny adults. fark, move to Hawaii where 14 is legal age and the malls are full of Japanese tourists. Anything would be better than this shiat.
2002-01-15 06:35:23 PM  
"Authorities said Jones had sex with the teen repeatedly, including in his squad car while on duty."
That is stupid. There's not enough room in a squad car...

2002-01-15 06:40:21 PM  

2002-01-15 07:04:35 PM  
fb-'s early day as a young lad

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2002-01-15 07:23:22 PM  
for all the perverts out there:in japan and korea they only have to 13 years old.
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