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(Daily Mail)   Celine Dion shakes a bronze replica of her dead husband's hand just before she goes on stage... for good luck. This is all entirely normal but what she rides just before she goes to bed is inappropriate   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-07 06:56:43 AM  
You sure it's bronze?

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2018-02-07 08:02:32 AM  
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Behold, the magic of Photoshop!
 
2018-02-07 08:13:16 AM  
Does she ride that same bronze hand?
 
2018-02-07 08:16:52 AM  
This is it:

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2018-02-07 08:18:55 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 798x635]

Behold, the magic of Photoshop!


That's a hard fourtysomething.
 
2018-02-07 08:22:53 AM  
It's only 8:22am and already i've had enough Internet for the day. There's no way I can fap to this. Ugh...
 
2018-02-07 08:23:57 AM  
She seems to have put on a few extra pounds. Not a good look.
 
2018-02-07 08:34:26 AM  
Sybian
 
2018-02-07 08:42:09 AM  
I'd watch that video
 
2018-02-07 09:19:23 AM  
There's no aspect of their relationship that isn't extremely creepy.
 
2018-02-07 10:29:29 AM  
Sybian?
 
2018-02-07 10:41:21 AM  
She has always been crazy. Money just makes it easier to bring it out.
/What's the over under odds of her becoming a crazy cat lady?
 
2018-02-07 11:00:48 AM  
René Angelil was the very definition of ride the gravy train.


/mmm
/poutine
 
2018-02-07 11:55:11 AM  
Modified toilet roll holder?  Oh my.
 
2018-02-07 12:14:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Sybian


dammit. Beat me to it.
 
2018-02-07 12:33:30 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 798x635]

Behold, the magic of Photoshop!


The way they made her eyes twenty times smaller is amazing
 
2018-02-07 01:01:12 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 798x635]

Behold, the magic of Photoshop!


"My wrinkles will go oooooooon"
 
2018-02-07 01:32:46 PM  

Deadguy2322: There's no aspect of their relationship that isn't extremely creepy.


Their relationship was perfectly normal.

What you jackholes never seem to consider is that a lot of women who end up with a man who is more than 10 years older often have siblings that are that much older. It's not so farking creepy when you put it into perspective.
 
2018-02-07 03:37:42 PM  
Only 49? She looks at least 79 in that photo. No wonder she's into old dudes.
 
2018-02-07 05:32:23 PM  

Unikitty: Deadguy2322: There's no aspect of their relationship that isn't extremely creepy.

Their relationship was perfectly normal.

What you jackholes never seem to consider is that a lot of women who end up with a man who is more than 10 years older often have siblings that are that much older. It's not so farking creepy when you put it into perspective.


Rene Angilil was full-on Roy Moore when they first met when she was about 12. He stated that he was in love with her since that day, which is pretty damn creepy.
 
2018-02-07 05:55:49 PM  

SPARC Pile: Unikitty: Deadguy2322: There's no aspect of their relationship that isn't extremely creepy.

Their relationship was perfectly normal.

What you jackholes never seem to consider is that a lot of women who end up with a man who is more than 10 years older often have siblings that are that much older. It's not so farking creepy when you put it into perspective.

Rene Angilil was full-on Roy Moore when they first met when she was about 12. He stated that he was in love with her since that day, which is pretty damn creepy.


Source?
 
2018-02-07 06:06:44 PM  

Unikitty: Rene Angilil

It was published in the original Dion biography and then mentioned later in a Behind The Music special back around 1999 or so.
 
2018-02-07 07:23:04 PM  

SPARC Pile: Unikitty: Rene Angilil
It was published in the original Dion biography and then mentioned later in a Behind The Music special back around 1999 or so.


People talk about "falling in love" with people all the time but it doesn't necessarily mean it's in a romantic way. She had an amazing voice at twelve years old and as a music producer I can see "falling in love" with that sweet, sweet paycheck she was going to bring him. But, to think it was in any way a romantic way seems contrary to every thing I know about both of them.

Anyway, they didn't start dating until she turned 19 and they were engaged for 3 years before they got married. I'd say that's not the mark of a pedophile or someone who was in love with a child.

That's just me.
 
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