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(People Magazine)   Newest Kardashian won't have to change her name in 18 years when she takes a job at the local strip club   ( people.com) divider line
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2018-02-06 09:31:17 PM  
"And now, taking the main stage, put your hands together for STORMI KARDASHIAN!"
 
2018-02-06 10:03:39 PM  
Even though a Kardashian displaying an utter lack of judgment, awareness or common sense is hardly news, I can't even, I just can't even. Look what they made me do! I used "I can't even" in a more or less non-ironic manner and compounded that grievous crime against English with gratuitous abuse of "ironic." I will now shut off my computer and think about what I have done.

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2018-02-06 10:40:12 PM  
Her last name is Scott. Stormi Scott. Middle initial k, so... SKS
SKS
 
2018-02-06 10:59:45 PM  
Is she named after Trump's favorite pornstitute?
 
2018-02-07 12:20:59 AM  
It's not often you see someone take a high fastball and knock it out of the park for 440 yards. You see that two or three times a year.  Good job Subby. Good job.
 
2018-02-07 12:38:56 AM  
Trashbags be trashy.
 
2018-02-07 12:39:04 AM  
Drew, can we get a paid version of Fark that filters out all of the hourly Kardashian headlines?
 
2018-02-07 12:51:37 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Drew, can we get a paid version of Fark that filters out all of the hourly Kardashian headlines?


You need to give it a catchy name. Problem is getting a rhyme, homonym, or some kind of assonance with Fark and Kardashian. I got nothing.
 
2018-02-07 01:53:01 AM  
 
2018-02-07 02:46:20 AM  
Slutshaming 1-week-old
 
2018-02-07 02:55:24 AM  
I group media outlets like People, TMZ, and Us Weekly in the general category of "people who are actively trying to make us collectively dumber"
 
2018-02-07 03:51:02 AM  
So close...

Tim Minchin's Storm the Animated Movie
Youtube HhGuXCuDb1U
 
2018-02-07 04:55:12 AM  
This kid is doomed from the start. I feel bad for her. I hope she grows up and gets away from the whole "famous for being famous" crap.
 
2018-02-07 05:40:27 AM  
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I am Bizarro Stormy!

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I'm regular Stormy!
 
2018-02-07 07:27:29 AM  
This is why those narcissistic freeloaders will keep getting rich for doing nothing.  Stop giving them attention.

/Just don't look
 
2018-02-07 07:35:35 AM  

foo monkey: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Drew, can we get a paid version of Fark that filters out all of the hourly Kardashian headlines?

You need to give it a catchy name. Problem is getting a rhyme, homonym, or some kind of assonance with Fark and Kardashian. I got nothing.


Krafashian?
 
2018-02-07 08:17:20 AM  
What a stupid cooze.
 
2018-02-07 08:40:13 AM  
Man, this shocked face is getting some use...

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2018-02-07 08:41:35 AM  

spiritplumber: [a3-images.myspacecdn.com image 240x240]

I am Bizarro Stormy!

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I'm regular Stormy!


But what about Black Stormy?
 
2018-02-07 08:58:51 AM  
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2018-02-07 09:12:23 AM  
It isn't unusual for a child to reject the values and things important to a parent and go in a totally different direction. I've known several preachers' daughters that were wickedly decadent. Maybe this kid will be a physics professor or something.
 
2018-02-07 11:12:26 AM  

sithon: Her last name is Scott. Stormi Scott. Middle initial k, so... SKS
SKS


Why do I know this... they went with dad's legal last name, Webster.
 
2018-02-07 11:34:13 AM  
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2018-02-07 12:48:42 PM  

spiritplumber: [a3-images.myspacecdn.com image 240x240]

I am Bizarro Stormy!

[media1.giphy.com image 500x385]

I'm regular Stormy!


sorry to throw this in but it is a spawn of a Kardashian after all
I gotta have that Dick!
Youtube R1Bz8QcaVvc
 
2018-02-07 05:26:22 PM  

Burr: spiritplumber: [a3-images.myspacecdn.com image 240x240]

I am Bizarro Stormy!

[media1.giphy.com image 500x385]

I'm regular Stormy!

But what about Black Stormy?


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"You're not gettin it. Look, how would you feel if everyone went around calling you 'Boy Stormy'"

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"*gasp*, y-you mean there's a 'Girl Stormy' ?"
 
2018-02-07 05:46:00 PM  

LewDux: Slutshaming 1-week-old


It's just in the genes, man. There's no hope.
 
2018-02-07 08:46:36 PM  
Of course it's always the lowest value humans pumping out more cabbages like it's a thing to do.
 
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