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2018-02-06 05:24:01 PM  
Hello, kids and kitties.  Will be on and off, as I'm trying to focus on the magnificent things humans do rather than the White House being turned into the Shiat-House. :D

(Namely, Elon Musk managed to launch a Tesla Roadster into space and is sending it to Mars, presumably to do his initial establishment of the base for his interplanetary empire :D)
 
2018-02-06 05:28:30 PM  
Look, abandoned cars already on the Red Planet :D Will be back later--thanks for setting up!
 
2018-02-06 05:28:31 PM  
*coughs and sputters* Hallo all, hope that you had a good day. Today I learned that while hot showers are great for congestion, they suck when you want to, you know, breathe. Lots of strange looks from the dog while I'm coughing my brains out.

Goodtimes.

I'm going to go make myself some more bouillon to drink. It's warm and helps my cough. I'll probably be hovering around a bit tonight.
 
2018-02-06 05:39:33 PM  
The Tesla roadster is simultaneously absurd and great.
 
2018-02-06 05:44:38 PM  
dissent is treason
Nuh uh:

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2018-02-06 05:49:28 PM  
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All that mattered today.
 
2018-02-06 05:50:45 PM  
There are photos of a god damned car in space and it's going to farking Mars.  I may not like a lot of this timeline but the dream is still alive.  The absolute madman, he pulled it off!
 
2018-02-06 05:53:02 PM  

nekom: There are photos of a god damned car in space and it's going to farking Mars.  I may not like a lot of this timeline but the dream is still alive.  The absolute madman, he pulled it off!


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2018-02-06 05:55:30 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 448x336]
All that mattered today.


Aye.
 
2018-02-06 05:58:26 PM  
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Only because it is pissing down rain here AGAIN and I MISSED the farking launch today!

Oh well... he Maddies!
 
2018-02-06 06:00:19 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 448x336]
All that mattered today.


Why does it matter?
 
2018-02-06 06:01:30 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: nekom: There are photos of a god damned car in space and it's going to farking Mars.  I may not like a lot of this timeline but the dream is still alive.  The absolute madman, he pulled it off!

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Both wallpaper size or really close to 1080p


Now I want to watch Heavy Metal.
 
2018-02-06 06:08:15 PM  
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Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?
 
2018-02-06 06:08:29 PM  

Glitchwerks: Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 448x336]
All that mattered today.

Why does it matter?


At least to some of us, it's a little reminder that despite mankind being petty, foolish, hateful, and hurtful to each other in their own ignorance...mankind can occasionally be magnificent.

(And yes, at least for some of us, "building a thing that manages to be able to get to other worlds without it blowing itself up in the process" is magnificent.  Science, yo; it's more using the mind for "ooh, I wonder what's over here?  I wonder if we can eventually live here?  Can we send a car to space to see if we can eventually launch things to the moon or Mars so people can live there?" than finding new ways to blow shiat up because the two troops of apes didn't like each other too much.  At this rate, I'll take what I can farking get, and if that involves an Eccentric Fellow launching a farking car into space as a proof of concept of a rocket that can be used to eventually deliver supplies for a Mars base, so be it.)
 
2018-02-06 06:08:40 PM  

real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 400x230]
Only because it is pissing down rain here AGAIN and I MISSED the farking launch today!

Oh well... he Maddies!


come now, it's not all bad. don't forget that tonight's
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2018-02-06 06:09:08 PM  

Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?


OH SHIAT what happened?  *worried*  Hopefully not Dat Flu...
 
2018-02-06 06:10:03 PM  
Before I forget, if you want to page through the Steele Memo, it's here (quite redacted, but funny..I think the Russians have buyer's remorse). Posted via Buzzfeed.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documen​t​s/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegatio​ns.html
 
2018-02-06 06:10:51 PM  

Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?


Well at least you are out! Doing well now, I hope?
 
2018-02-06 06:13:04 PM  

Great Porn Dragon: Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?

OH SHIAT what happened?  *worried*  Hopefully not Dat Flu...


Narrator: it was probably Dat Flu...

Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?


WELCOME BACK BUDDY! we thought you might have gotten swept up in the drunken-mod-banhammer-drop from the SotU thread. glad to have ya back, sucks to hear you've been hospitalized...
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2018-02-06 06:14:18 PM  

Glitchwerks: Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 448x336]
All that mattered today.

Why does it matter?


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2018-02-06 06:15:12 PM  

stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 400x230]
Only because it is pissing down rain here AGAIN and I MISSED the farking launch today!

Oh well... he Maddies!

come now, it's not all bad. don't forget that tonight's
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Are we doing that again?  Last time got a bit silly.
 
2018-02-06 06:16:49 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 448x336]
All that mattered today.

Why does it matter?

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*shrug*

After this year, all I can think is the last thing the rest of the universe needs is humans in space.

Can you imagine evangelicals and Trump supporters being the first to make contact with another race?

The aliens would glass our planet for their own safety and sanity.
 
2018-02-06 06:19:04 PM  
Turns out Lou Reed was a prophet.

"Satellite's gone way up to Mars, soon it will be filled with parking cars."

Lou Reed - Satellite of Love
Youtube FH2EgYq_NCY
 
2018-02-06 06:20:03 PM  
 
2018-02-06 06:21:15 PM  

ForlornHope: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politi​c​s/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentag​on-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/0​2/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206​fb7_story.html

He's farking nuts.


Just read that in the TF queue.

Yeah, he's nuts.  I think he has an ulterior motive too.
 
2018-02-06 06:23:20 PM  

ForlornHope: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politi​c​s/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentag​on-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/0​2/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206​fb7_story.html

He's farking nuts.


Nothing like emulating his communist masters.
 
2018-02-06 06:23:56 PM  
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Gif to make Nana happy.. Also I fell asleep before you''all started posting Bassets. #%@%$
 
2018-02-06 06:24:00 PM  
Lotsa bleeding, (looked like the rave scene in Blade). lots of time in observation, they thought I might have c difficile (I did not) but with my regular health conditions they had to monitor the bleeding, and blood pressure, and oxygen. and bears. Oh my!  Turns out I had Diverticulosis.  Liquid diet and a few days bed rest and I'm feeling  better than I have in months.
All is amazing now.
and the nurses were oh so very pretty.
 
2018-02-06 06:25:09 PM  
There's nothing like learning a new word unexpectedly.
 
2018-02-06 06:25:23 PM  

ForlornHope: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politi​c​s/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentag​on-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/0​2/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206​fb7_story.html

He's farking nuts.


He wanted to do that for the inauguration, then had floated the idea a few other times and got shot down by whoever. 
He really just wants to jack of to military hardware paraded in front of him because he considers the military a personal possession, and he needs to show his toys off.
Like a farking child.
 
2018-02-06 06:26:38 PM  

Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?


Dang dude... I hope it wasn't too serious.
 
2018-02-06 06:27:36 PM  

real_headhoncho: Kegovitch: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Hello everyone!
I was in the hospital since Thursday; I'm good now..anything new happen?

Dang dude... I hope it wasn't too serious.


Thankfully it wasnt. See my last above post
 
2018-02-06 06:34:56 PM  

Anastacya: ForlornHope: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politic​s/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentag​on-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/0​2/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206​fb7_story.html

He's farking nuts.

Nothing like emulating his communist masters.


He's farking nuts and a Russian stooge.

/this is fine
 
2018-02-06 06:35:27 PM  

Kegovitch: Lotsa bleeding, (looked like the rave scene in Blade). lots of time in observation, they thought I might have c difficile (I did not) but with my regular health conditions they had to monitor the bleeding, and blood pressure, and oxygen. and bears. Oh my!  Turns out I had Diverticulosis.


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Kegovitch: Liquid diet and a few days bed rest and I'm feeling  better than I have in months.
All is amazing now.


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Kegovitch: and the nurses were oh so very pretty.


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2018-02-06 06:35:37 PM  
Hello from the bus!
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Actually still at work, killing time until child 2 is done with D&D club at school (used as a math elective). THEN one-handed posting from the bus.


/gnome sorcerer, she says.
//I was always a dwarf ranger
///because I always do it the hard way
 
2018-02-06 06:37:12 PM  

G-Ride: Anastacya: ForlornHope: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politic​s/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentag​on-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/0​2/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206​fb7_story.html

He's farking nuts.

Nothing like emulating his communist masters.

He's farking nuts and a Russian stooge.

/this is fine


Reminds me of Yakov Smirnoff:  Another good thing about America, parades without missiles.
 
2018-02-06 06:37:48 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Hello from the bus!
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Actually still at work, killing time until child 2 is done with D&D club at school (used as a math elective). THEN one-handed posting from the bus.


/gnome sorcerer, she says.
//I was always a dwarf ranger
///because I always do it the hard way


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halfling ranger is best ranger...
 
2018-02-06 06:38:23 PM  
Mr ForlornHope is watching the velocity channel, wheeler dealers on. So I'm relying on thread. Change email with military parade.
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2018-02-06 06:38:49 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Hello from the bus!
[img.fark.net image 424x262]

Actually still at work, killing time until child 2 is done with D&D club at school (used as a math elective). THEN one-handed posting from the bus.


/gnome sorcerer, she says.
//I was always a dwarf ranger
///because I always do it the hard way


I once rolled a half-orc thief with max charisma. Would rob a guard blind then give stupid lies "Was not me, was one-arm gnome!". Pass my check and the guard would believe me. Good times.
 
2018-02-06 06:38:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: nekom: There are photos of a god damned car in space and it's going to farking Mars.  I may not like a lot of this timeline but the dream is still alive.  The absolute madman, he pulled it off!

[img.fark.net image 850x477]
[img.fark.net image 850x478]
Both wallpaper size or really close to 1080p


CARS...
IN...
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
 
2018-02-06 06:39:09 PM  

stickmangrit: Kegovitch: Lotsa bleeding, (looked like the rave scene in Blade). lots of time in observation, they thought I might have c difficile (I did not) but with my regular health conditions they had to monitor the bleeding, and blood pressure, and oxygen. and bears. Oh my!  Turns out I had Diverticulosis.

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Kegovitch: Liquid diet and a few days bed rest and I'm feeling  better than I have in months.
All is amazing now.

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Kegovitch: and the nurses were oh so very pretty.

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I was looking for that gif!!  I thought I had it in my collection already. Stealing!
 
2018-02-06 06:40:10 PM  
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And before I forget.....Howdy folks! Eating lunch and checking in.

/that SpaceX stuff is pretty damn cool
//coolest thing I've seen all day so far
///I had no idea they actually land the rockets like that
 
2018-02-06 06:41:55 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: D&D club at school


Seriously?  D&D was banned at my school when I was a kid. :(
 
2018-02-06 06:42:25 PM  

stickmangrit: Markoff_Cheney: nekom: There are photos of a god damned car in space and it's going to farking Mars.  I may not like a lot of this timeline but the dream is still alive.  The absolute madman, he pulled it off!

[img.fark.net image 850x477]
[img.fark.net image 850x478]
Both wallpaper size or really close to 1080p

CARS...
IN...
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!


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2018-02-06 06:43:49 PM  
When you schedule a meeting of the minds and find you're two short...

Mr ForlornHope's comment about Nunes on Hannity.
 
2018-02-06 06:46:56 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: ForlornHope: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politic​s/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentag​on-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/0​2/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206​fb7_story.html

He's farking nuts.

He wanted to do that for the inauguration, then had floated the idea a few other times and got shot down by whoever. 
He really just wants to jack of to military hardware paraded in front of him because he considers the military a personal possession, and he needs to show his toys off.
Like a farking child.


At this point Putin is running a betting window on all the things he can get Trump to do, ala Rat.Race".
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"Soviet style military parade down the mall and through the rose garden?  Useful idiot will do it this calendar year, or I give you Latvia!"
 
2018-02-06 06:47:09 PM  
Did anyone say counter march against Trump's Authoritarian Parade?
 
2018-02-06 06:47:45 PM  
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2018-02-06 06:48:24 PM  

HedlessChickn: Did anyone say counter march against Trump's Authoritarian Parade?


I'll be there, snarky sign in hand.
 
2018-02-06 06:48:24 PM  
Even though there is reportedly a non-zero chance of work being closed tomorrow, I am spent after staying late and watching SpaceX put a farking car in orbit.  Unknown if I will be back after nap time.
 
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