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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Florida man on vacation in Missouri entertains the other hotel guests with an a cappella version of "My Ding-a-Ling", played in the elevator   ( tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, 2015, Dade City's Wild, City's Wild Things, Tiger, 2016, Randall Stearns, Kathy Stearns, mother Kathy Stearns  
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2018-02-06 11:41:13 PM  
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2018-02-07 12:14:50 AM  
This is why I always try to book a ground floor, unless I'm staying with a Michigan State graduate.
 
2018-02-07 12:18:28 AM  
The president of Dade City's Wild Things pleaded guilty on Monday to two charges of sexual misconduct relating to an incident in 2016 where he showed his genitals on an elevator in Missouri.

OK, sounds like a strip club, I could see this happening.

The sentencing adds to mounting legal trouble involving the zoo, including allegations of animal welfare law violations and diverting non-profit donations for personal use.

Holy shiat
 
2018-02-07 12:21:46 AM  
Animal exploiting prick shows dick, film at 11
 
2018-02-07 12:27:16 AM  
The St Louis area sucks, but you shouldn't whip it out and ask for a demonstration.
 
2018-02-07 12:36:01 AM  
Oh FFS, if you've got it, flaunt it!

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2018-02-07 12:44:19 AM  
So he exposed himself while he was in blackface?

/maybe it's his alma mater
 
2018-02-07 01:33:03 AM  
Does anyone under forty even know the song that this references?

Chuck Berry My Ding A Ling
Youtube 0gWMJLUbk10
 
2018-02-07 02:08:57 AM  

baxterdog: Does anyone under forty even know the song that this references?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/0gWMJLUb​k10]

Thanks for doing your part to edjumikate the young'uns.  I salute you.

 
2018-02-07 02:22:47 AM  

baxterdog: Does anyone under forty even know the song that this references?

[YouTube video: Chuck Berry My Ding A Ling]


 Yes, and I can one -up you. Was suspended after singing it in a talent show in front of a greatly unamused Catholic school audience.

/Ok I'm 42, but still
 
2018-02-07 02:36:33 AM  
Wild Wings
You make my colon sing
And now my butt stings
Wild Wings
 
2018-02-07 03:20:28 AM  

baxterdog: Does anyone under forty even know the song that this references?

[YouTube video: Chuck Berry My Ding A Ling]


I'm 36 and I not only know the song, but I find it amusing.
 
2018-02-07 05:19:12 AM  

conductormtm: The St Louis area sucks, but you shouldn't whip it out and ask for a demonstration.


Article doesn't say exactly where he whipped it out, but it sounds like St. Charles County is where his jail cell is.
 
2018-02-07 07:30:44 AM  
In Missouri???
 
2018-02-07 08:10:30 AM  

baxterdog: Does anyone under forty even know the song that this references?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/0gWMJLUb​k10]


Wrong. It's a Dave Batholomew Reference. Chuck Berry is a poser who gets credit for "inventing" rock and roll when all he did was copy Dave. Listen to Basin street Breakdown. Sound familiar?

/30 year old dude
 
2018-02-07 08:23:06 AM  

RobertGash: baxterdog: Does anyone under forty even know the song that this references?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/0gWMJLUb​k10]

Wrong. It's a Dave Batholomew Reference. Chuck Berry is a poser who gets credit for "inventing" rock and roll when all he did was copy Dave. Listen to Basin street Breakdown. Sound familiar?

/30 year old dude


Dave Bartholomew**

I've been waiting forever to reference Dave on fark, hence I kind of came prematurely as I typed.
 
2018-02-07 08:55:43 AM  
It's no a cappella because he used an instrument.
 
2018-02-07 09:10:47 AM  
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zez
2018-02-07 09:21:03 AM  
Weird, this apparently happened in my town but I don't remember hearing anything about it.
 
2018-02-07 11:30:38 AM  
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Approves
 
2018-02-07 12:22:52 PM  
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2018-02-07 01:04:46 PM  
I believe that Missouri is the Show-Me-State.
 
2018-02-07 03:57:10 PM  

zez: Weird, this apparently happened in my town but I don't remember hearing anything about it.


You had to be in the elevator. It was a rather small venue.
 
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