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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Jerry Jones has been screaming into his pillow at night because NFC East rival was playing in the big game and his team was at home   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
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2018-02-06 05:43:05 PM  
Oh hush, you weren't even close to the Eagles, c'mon.
 
2018-02-06 09:40:49 PM  
I'm not a link submitter so throwing it out here... McDaniels to stay put.
 
2018-02-06 09:43:47 PM  
On topic: God, it would be hilarious in a "fark Jerruh" kinda way if the Skins made it next year.

/Gnats fan, so don't actually want that
 
2018-02-06 09:47:48 PM  
"That pillow might have bite marks now that the Eagles have won their first-ever title with a 41-33 victory over the New England Patriots"

Phrasing???
 
2018-02-06 09:50:18 PM  

Naido: "That pillow might have bite marks now that the Eagles have won their first-ever title with a 41-33 victory over the New England Patriots"

Phrasing???


Just the Fark headline created an unwanted mental picture.
 
2018-02-06 09:51:33 PM  
I wonder how much of this has to do with the fact that Jeffrey Loria admits he doesn't know jack shiat about picking players and hires people to do that for him instead on being the Eagles' GM.
 
2018-02-06 09:57:44 PM  

jake_lex: I wonder how much of this has to do with the fact that Jeffrey Loria admits he doesn't know jack shiat about picking players and hires people to do that for him instead on being the Eagles' GM.


Come on. At some point the strategy of drafting high-potential players with deep character issues is sure to pan out.
 
2018-02-06 09:59:14 PM  

lindalouwho: Oh hush, you weren't even close to the Eagles, c'mon.


That's not what the Cowboys fans on Twitter say in all caps with poor grammar.
 
2018-02-06 10:02:54 PM  
Wow- Falcon 9 Heavy was successful and now I hear that Jerry Jones is miserable because the Eagles are getting a Lombardi while the Cowboys suck

It's a *good* day
 
2018-02-06 10:19:45 PM  
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2018-02-06 10:32:03 PM  
You had 4 good years shortly after you bought the team, Jerry.  Since then you've pretty much had a .500 record.

At least you're doing better than Danny Boy Snyder.
 
2018-02-06 10:35:00 PM  
Oh, it's going to get better... the Draft is held in Dallas (area) this year, so he gets to hear "With the 32rd pick of the NFL Draft, the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select..."
 
2018-02-06 10:35:49 PM  

IHadMeAVision: On topic: God, it would be hilarious in a "fark Jerruh" kinda way if the Skins made it next year.

/Gnats fan, so don't actually want that


Now THAT would be awesome. :)
 
2018-02-06 10:42:29 PM  

Joe_diGriz: Oh, it's going to get better... the Draft is held in Dallas (area) this year, so he gets to hear "With the 32rd pick of the NFL Draft, the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select..."


Yep, and let's not forget that Dallas trolled the crowd with its pick in Philly last year.
 
2018-02-06 10:50:58 PM  
Let's have a look at the Dallas Cowboys front office, shall we?

Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones
Jerry Jones, Jr.
Charlotte Jones Anderson

Yeah, the Cowboys problems can be laid squarely at the feet of Jason Garrett.
 
2018-02-06 11:23:00 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [img.fark.net image 522x696]


Now it should be titled "Jerry don't let your Cowboys grow up to be Babies."
 
2018-02-06 11:32:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Let's have a look at the Dallas Cowboys front office, shall we?

Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones
Jerry Jones, Jr.
Charlotte Jones Anderson

Yeah, the Cowboys problems can be laid squarely at the feet of Jason Garrett.


Ha, excellent!
 
2018-02-07 12:08:46 AM  
jerruh call me when your team reaches 4 decades since the last time it made the Super Bowl.
 
2018-02-07 12:16:22 AM  

jake_lex: I wonder how much of this has to do with the fact that Jeffrey Loria admits he doesn't know jack shiat about picking players and hires people to do that for him instead on being the Eagles' GM.


Jeffrey Loria is the owner who turned a billion dollar profit by selling the Florida Marlins.
 
2018-02-07 12:35:16 AM  

boxbot2000: Joe_diGriz: Oh, it's going to get better... the Draft is held in Dallas (area) this year, so he gets to hear "With the 32rd pick of the NFL Draft, the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select..."

Yep, and let's not forget that Dallas trolled the crowd with its pick in Philly last year.


Yeah, but those were Eagles fans. It's not like they were people.
 
2018-02-07 10:46:20 AM  
Cowboys fan here.
That being said, fark Jerry Jones.
That farker's ego is the one thing holding this team back from sustained success. Goddamn it, hire a farking GM that actually knows the game. Install a farking coach/OC that can devise an offense that's not slightly
more exciting than tapioca pudding.  A team with this much talent should not be putting up mediocre records season after season. Spend your billions on personnel that actually know how to run a team, go sit up in your owners box on Sunday, and smile when your team starts being playoff contenders on a yearly basis.
 
2018-02-07 10:54:23 AM  

boxbot2000: lindalouwho: Oh hush, you weren't even close to the Eagles, c'mon.

That's not what the Cowboys fans on Twitter say in all caps with poor grammar.


Someone should tweet just a few of this seasons facts to them, including some of the first and second place standings before the playoffs. You know, for reference.

AFC East Patriots 13-3**
                 Bills 9-7
AFC North Steelers 13-3*
                  Ravens 9-7
NFC North Vikings 13-3*
                   Lions 9-7
NFC East Eagles 13-3*
                 Cowboys   9-7 (not in playoffs)

* = in playoffs

The Seahawks, Titans, and Chargers finished the same as the Cowboys. The Saints, Panthers, Chiefs, Falcons, Rams, and Jaguars all finished higher than the Cowboys.

Wasn't even close.
 
2018-02-07 07:58:03 PM  

RINO: boxbot2000: Joe_diGriz: Oh, it's going to get better... the Draft is held in Dallas (area) this year, so he gets to hear "With the 32rd pick of the NFL Draft, the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select..."

Yep, and let's not forget that Dallas trolled the crowd with its pick in Philly last year.

Yeah, but those were Eagles fans. It's not like they were people.


World Champion non-people, thank you very much.
 
2018-02-07 09:48:58 PM  
GOOD

The only good thing to come out of this Super Bowl is the possible fire lit under the butts of our front office.

Possibly. Maybe. Oh god, nothing's ever going to change, is it!? He's going to live forever.

It's fine. I'm fine.
 
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